Chinese Almanac Master

Chapter 75: fool

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Xiao Nanzhu has to receive a lot of private messages from strangers every day. Among them, there are inquiries from various people, and some are empty and boring advertisements. In the past, he would often receive messages from Weibo. Work, but later felt that the messy people were too complicated, so he only used Weibo as a medium to promote the festival, and only received regular customers. Later, because he felt a little troublesome, Xiao Nanzhu took the initiative to block the private messages of strangers, but just in He came back to rest after running downstairs this day. After accidentally opening the private message, he found the news in it that he hadn't had time to read.

chick

Hello, are you there

chick

Hello, where are you

chick

Hello? exist? exist? exist

Xiao Nanzhu hadn't seen three private messages in a row before, and the interval was one a day. Seeing the tone, he subconsciously felt that this should be a customer who came to the door for consultation, but he kept the information about temporarily not accepting business cooperation on the top It makes no sense that this person hasn't seen it yet, but now that he has seen it out of courtesy, Xiao Nanzhu still replied that something was wrong, and the moment he sent the message, he saw it within two seconds. The man named Jizizi immediately returned a message saying,

chick

! ! You finally got back to me! ! Hi! ! Hi! !

Seeing this excited tone, Xiao Nanzhu raised his eyebrows inexplicably. He felt that the enthusiasm of this person was a bit strange, and he wondered if it was because he was doing feudal superstition work on Weibo at the same time. The fans he brought, but his Weibo fans will always ask in a strange tone under his Weibo what Xiaoxiao when will you open a Taobao store to sell calendars and magic charms, Xiaoxiao thinks that you are not taboo when it rains and chocolates Strange question, I would never talk to him so excitedly and cautiously, but just when Xiao Nanzhu was puzzled, the Weibo account immediately sent a large piece of news that he did not understand at all.

chick

A little! ! is it you! ! Our whole family has been looking for you! ! When you lost everyone, you were so anxious to death, many witches in the village couldn't find you while they went to the city to work! ! I used to live in the east of the village! ! Little chick! ! Do you remember! ! Our village is doing well now! ! You don't have to go to the mountains to fight beasts to satisfy your hunger during the Chinese New Year! ! It's also powered on! ! The great witches send money to the village when they work outside! ! Our family's holy maiden, Li Li, has been admitted to university this year! ! Thanks to the ethnic minorities, extra points, thank you to the people, thank you party, woohoo! ! But fortunately, the hard work pays off! ! I've found you, A Xiao! ! Ah woo woo woo! !

Xiao Nanzhu was stunned by such a long series of words. His first reaction was that this might be a low-end scam account or something, but when he saw the sentence that you should be worried when you lost it, he still felt inexplicably. This matter may not be that simple, but this person is full of witches, and the saints sound very strange, and it is inexplicable to call himself A Xiao when he comes up, but he has not contacted himself until now. After realizing his unfortunate life experience, Xiao Nanzhu still didn't answer anything so easily, and he subconsciously put together a string of clues about so many things that happened some time ago.

The character Ji on the copper lock that was accidentally discovered at Situ Zhang's house means that he should be a clan who does not identify as a minority, and the calendar and strange calligraphy and paintings that he accidentally obtained in the underground palace means that he was born to understand a person who knows everyone else. The language of the ethnic group that he cannot understand, traces the history of the Yellow Calendar, and he seems to be inextricably related to the ancient Huaxia people. In addition, the ancient script expert Lao Yang also said that he had indeed seen it unexpectedly in the mountains of S province. An ethnic minority that has never been discovered, so it seems that this stranger who found him from a meager position is not abrupt, but Xiao Nanzhu can't be sure with just a few words, so now he Then he replied with a pretense of doubt,

"Calm down my friend, tell me, who are you and who are your clansmen?"

Xiao Nanzhu frowned and waited for a while, and then felt a little irritable. He looked back and forth at the words sent by this person just now, and there was a hint of complexity in his heart. After all, as far as he is concerned, it would be great if he could really understand his own background and even know what happened to him. After all, he still hasn't figured out the calendar so far. I can't find it either. It's estimated that it will take some time for him to come out of the mountain, so he has shown a little patience for this jerk who came to the door without saying hello. , this mysterious chicken has already sent a lot of things, and this time, he directly gave Xiao Nanzhu the best evidence to win his trust.

Chickens:

We are the descendants of the Ji clan in China, and we were born with the blood of our own clan. Calendar proficiency can control the calendar god, I absolutely can't admit wrong, absolutely can't admit wrong to you! !

As soon as these words came out, Xiao Nanzhu's expression became a little subtle. In the morning, he had said that he would go to the daughter-in-law of the secretary of the municipal party committee to see when the due date was suitable. Hooked away, but after making an appointment, you still have to go, otherwise it would not be good to offend people, and thinking like this, Xiao Nanzhu turned over the almanac next to him, seeing that it was April Fool's Day, Xiao Nanzhu He immediately laughed, then raised his eyebrows and replied,

Master Huang Li Xiao v:

If this is not a boring joke, come to see me on Huanbei Road in the afternoon, tell me everything you know, and I will decide whether to believe you or not. Well, happy April Fool's Day.

"… "

The moment Xiao Nanzhu's news was accurately sent out, it was actually not far from him. At this time, a man in a hard hat who was squatting on the edge of a construction site in Y city clenched his old mobile phone tightly. Fist, this dusty and dirty young face should be as unknown as most of the low-level laborers in this city, but it has deep facial features and extremely delicate sunken wide eyes and thin lips.

This kind of appearance is obviously a little different from the general Han people, and he looks like a model because of his conspicuous height even when he is squatting. The dirty back of his hand wiped his eyes, and the expression on his face was not only complicated but also full of sorrow. At this moment, there was only one thought in his heart, that is to find the little patriarch who worries the whole clan as soon as possible, and Just thinking about it like this, the dedicated man suddenly felt a man slowly leaning over behind him, and then a terrifying roar sounded.

"Ji Zai!! You're a bastard!! You're fucking lazy!! Hurry up and drag the steel over there!! Hurry up! Hurry up!!"

The fat man who cursed was foreman Liu on the construction site. He was upset when he saw this guy named Ji Zai a few days ago. Although he was strong enough to fit five young laborers, he also ate a lot. It's not worth it, because the workers on the construction site are all his fellow villagers, so it is inevitable that the workers will exclude this kind of squatter who has never come out of the backcountry, plus he is a small foreman, and he is in charge of the bottom. Workers, so usually food, wages, etc. will always target this kid to show off his power.

But this boy looks like a character, but he is a very soft egg. No matter how bullied he is, he doesn't say a word. It happened that he was caught today. Liu Gong came to the construction site to show off his power again. It looks like this little bastard is lazy and can't find anyone. He came to find fault and started scolding, but the usually useless guy who looked like a waste actually ignored him at all today, and just when Liu Gong rushed up to the hard hat to slap the boy's head in a rage, Ji, who was half-squatting on the ground Jae suddenly turned around and gave him a terrifying look.

"You are so fucking stupid!! The pig's fetus!! You! What are you looking at... You! You!!"

This sight frightened Gongtou Liu's remaining swear words back. He opened his mouth dryly and was inexplicably afraid of this terrifying boy who looked like a wolf. What he didn't know was that Ji Zai was here. What kind of person was in front of Y city, but he looked like a wild beast in his hometown with a yellow light, and it was scary, and he was disturbed, so Ji Zai, who was not in a good mood at the moment, subconsciously After brushing Liu Gong away, he patted the ashes on his body and stood up.

"I don't want to do it anymore."

When he stood up, Ji Zai, who was almost 1.9 meters tall, completely covered Liu Gong. He used to walk with his back hunched over his back, so Liu Gong could not realize that this was a man who looked like a man. A terrifying young man who seems to be threatening like a bear, but looking at it now, this person has a certain aura that is not good, but when he said this, this Liu Gong blushed with anger, pointing out that scolding his nose,

"You can't do it if you don't want it!! Listen to me, you've only worked for 29 days this month! Go now! You don't even have a dime!! I have the final say here! Don't worry about it if you leave! !"

The scolding on the side of the ear was terrifying, but Ji Zai suppressed the fire and didn't speak, but there was an unnamed evil fire in his heart. He was not very good at first, except for his grandmother, mother, and three little sisters. No one dared to dare. I have spoken to him so loudly, but since his relatives called him to work in the city to earn money, he has always been yelled at and scolded, when he was a courier, he was also scolded when he was a waiter, Now that he changed his career as a construction worker, he was still scolded and scolded. He used to endure it because he still lacked money to build a brick house, but now he is about to find their future patriarch to revitalize his own clan, and he will definitely be in the future. He is a great hero in the clan, so he is not afraid anymore. Thinking like this, Ji Zai, who is almost three heads taller than this spit-mouthed Foreman Liu, hooked the corner of his mouth and took off his helmet directly, and then took off the helmet with one hand. Almost two hundred pounds of fat man lifted up.

"You!!! You!!! Help!! Help!!!"

With his feet off the ground, he kept kicking and kicking in the air. Foreman Liu was used to bullying people, but now he is really panicking, but he completely misunderstood the true character of Ji Zai, who usually doesn't talk to people and seems to be a coward. , I don't know that this brother was able to kill a bear with his bare hands when he was out of the mountain before, but Ji Zai, who had been suppressing his nature in order to stay at the construction site for a few more days, was not in a good mood at the moment, so he directly put this The fat man who had troubled him over and over again and the taller dog that carried him like a grasshopper, he ignored the frightened workers around him, frowned and said coldly,

"I've been holding you for a few days, are you courting death, Fatty?"