Chinese Almanac Master

Chapter 76: fool

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Xiao Nanzhu doesn't do much about checking the due date for pregnant women. This is because this is supposed to be the job of an obstetrician and gynecologist. It is not appropriate to play across the line. It's not superstitious anymore. The risk of having a child is quite high. No one would entrust such a thing to a magician. However, Xiao Nanzhu's reputation is really big in the industry. In addition, the pregnant woman herself The situation is really complicated, so this client specially entrusted talents to find Xiao Nanzhu, and be sure to ask Master Xiao Nanzhu to see how and when this difficult child should be born. it is good.

Deng Guangming's son and daughter-in-law got acquainted at a young age. Secretary Deng's son, Deng Tian, was good-looking and highly educated. He had a successful career at a young age, but his daughter-in-law Jiang Wen was a rare Cinderella in their circle. Deng Guangming’s daughter-in-law’s family background is really ordinary, but because his son insisted on life and death, even at the risk of falling out with the family, the couple finally agreed, and the two generations lived together after marriage. It was quite harmonious. Although Mrs. Deng didn't like her daughter-in-law very much, she also hoped that the two would have a baby and let her be a grandmother. It's already 30 years old, and it's not very good for the daughter-in-law to drag it on. The hospital has done all aspects of the examination, but nothing can be found, and the family is also disheartened.

Because of his understanding of his wife, Secretary Deng's son proposed to adopt a child, so don't be too hard on his wife. Secretary Deng and his wife had no choice but to agree. Their family was well-off and had strict family education. But who would have thought that the idea was just coming up, and the daughter-in-law, who had not been moving for many years, fainted one day when she came back from shopping for food. After an examination, she was actually two months pregnant.

Hearing this news, the whole family is naturally very happy, the happiest is the child's father, holding his wife and a small child. In order to welcome the arrival of this child, the whole family is very nervous. What kind of early education, small clothes, milk powder, and room layout are all prepared early, so I count the days and wait for this little baby to come, but this month is a month. After waiting, the child's mother's belly was gradually getting bigger, but the family gradually discovered a strange problem, and until the delivery period was approaching ten months, Deng Guangming's family finally felt a little uneasy.

The normal birth period is usually about nine months. They have been going to the hospital for examinations. The doctor also said that they can give birth this spring. However, his daughter-in-law's belly looks like full-term, but it happens a little bit. There was no movement at all. She was too weak to have a caesarean section, so the delivery period could only be dragged on day by day, but seeing that the pregnancy was almost eleven months old, Deng Guangming's family, including his daughter-in-law Jiang Wen All had to face the fact that the child in this belly and all of them played a big joke.

"Ah? Li Shi, there are people who are eleven months pregnant? Isn't this a joke on April Fool's Day..."

Follow Xiao Nanzhu to the hospital, because Jiang Wen is still living in the hospital to give birth, so today he specially came to see her to check the situation. Today is April Fool's Day, which is an emerging Gregorian calendar festival. , The authentic post-00 born after 2000, so Xiao Nanzhu led him over to familiarize himself with the business. At this moment, they were all approaching the door of the ward. Xiao Nanzhu also took advantage of the situation and stopped. After April Fool's Day, Xiao Nanzhu explained that after pinching the cigarette,

"Scientifically speaking, it is absolutely impossible, but we don't teach science and superstition, so we have to take care of this matter. In ancient times, there was a saying that Yao's mother was fourteen months pregnant. Isn't the mausoleum also born after his mother, Mrs. Gouyi, who was pregnant for so long? People with great achievements in life are like this. They develop slowly in all aspects, which is different from ordinary people. There are also records in the calendar, saying that such people live The age is long, because the average person spends 365 days in a year, and they spend 410 days in a year. This kind of person is born to break the laws of the calendar, the fate is misaligned, and it takes many years to see one , he must be a person when he grows up. If he has enough education, he may become a saint, but in terms of modern medicine, it is all kinds of inexplicable. Now, the marriage of the couple is almost divorced, what do you think? This… "

Naturally, Xiao Nan can't say this in front of other people's husbands and wives, but in our ancient Chinese legends, there has always been a saying that saints were born later than ordinary people. I still believe in what a saint said, but in modern times this has really become a ridiculous thing that affects the harmony of marriage and family stability. Thinking like this, April Fool's silently shook his head and sighed, "God always likes to do this kind of thing" The untimely prank seems to be quite sympathetic to the couple, but Xiao Nanzhu, who heard the words, grinned, and then said,

"This is not a prank, it's a great blessing, come, come, come in, help me bring in the fruit..."

Xiao Nanzhu said this, and then greeted April Fool's Day and entered the ward. Jiang Wen, who was sitting on her hospital bed with a big belly, was stunned for a while when she saw the two big men coming in, but after looking at the complicated expressions on the side of her eyes, she rushed to herself and started. The husband who was in a hurry to explain, Jiang Wen, who understood everything after a while, lowered her head and her eyes were red, and suddenly began to cry in a low voice without warning.

Before the incident about the child, their family was about to be separated. Her husband and her had been in a relationship for many years and insisted on choosing to trust her, but it didn't end well for her parents-in-law. Her mother-in-law had not come over for two weeks, and was always on the phone. Cursing her husband, Jiang Wen felt very uncomfortable, but she couldn't do anything to help. Now this husband is desperately ill and goes to the doctor looking for such a genius. Jiang Wen is really embarrassed, but it is her husband. Deng Tian touched her hand comfortingly, and then said softly with red eyes,

"Don't be afraid, this is Master Xiao Li, I asked him to come to help us, as for the child, I believe in you no matter what, I have been with you for so many years, what kind of person are you? You all know that I believe in my own vision. You may think I'm stupid, but I really love you... As for the parents, it will be solved after the child is born smoothly. It's my fault that you are wronged. wrong..."

The scene of the couple chatting in a low voice is quite emotional. Xiao Nanzhu took the time to help because the man was considered a clear-headed person, but this future saint's father and mother Xiao Nanzhu We still need to be respectful, so after waiting patiently for them to communicate well, Xiao Nanzhu sat down in front of Jiang Wen's hospital bed.

After all, he is a saint who has not yet been born, so Jiang Wen also has a lot of blessings on his body. These blessings are reflected in the whole ward, which is extraordinarily bright, but it is also easy to attract some bad things. The hospital was full of evil spirits from all walks of life, and thanks to the life of this little saint, there was nothing serious, but looking at the dense black and red evil spirits lying on the glass outside, Xiao Nanzhu still frowned and looked up and down. After taking a look at Jiang Wen's face, she suddenly took out a yellow calendar paper from her fingers and stuck it on Jiang Wen's bedside.

The yellow paper fell into the sky and seemed to suddenly have vitality, and the evil spirits on the window were so frightened that they dispersed immediately. Jiang Wen was originally feeling all kinds of grievances and sadness, but now she seems to be relieved suddenly and her complexion has improved a lot. The April Fool's Day next to him glanced at his calendar paper that was thrown around by the calendar teacher and immediately flattened his mouth. After all, he also knew that he might be staying here to work overtime in the next few days. Seeing this, Xiao Nanzhu smiled calmly, and after pretending to cough, he looked up at the couple in front of him and said,

"At the beginning of the month, the sun is full, the sun is shining brightly, the moon is shining, and the purple clouds are in front, which is a good sign. If the weather is clear on the day of Gu Yu, the child will be born. If it is not clear, it will be delayed until after the Dragon Boat Festival. , it is common sense to let us ordinary people wait a long time, this is my assistant Xiaoyu, I will stay here to help in the next few days, you see, how is this?"

When he came out of the hospital, Xiao Nanzhu was alone. On April Fool's Day, he was left with Deng Tian and his wife to watch the little saint. He drove the car directly to the Huanbei Road that he had made an appointment with before. Because this Huanbei Road happens to be close to the hospital, Xiao Nanzhu chose this for convenience. Before he came, he set up a password with him on Weibo. The kid told him to wait for him at the entrance of the Central Department Store. Only to find out that there are a lot more people here than usual on weekends.

However, for some reason, he still saw a very special figure in the crowd at a glance, and there was no other reason. It was because this kid was really outstanding, and he actually included a lot more than the people around him. Men are two to three heads higher, and the most important thing is that there are a lot of people around him at the moment.

"Let's see how it goes! It's alright!! The car just now was really terrible, I didn't see anyone crossing the road. Fortunately, this young man is very good. He ran past so quickly after such a long distance. I thought it would definitely not catch up. Woolen cloth… "

The people around were talking loudly. When Xiao Nanzhu walked over, the three circles and the three circles were already full of people. At first glance, he could only see a little girl with a schoolbag crying in fear. , the big man bent over to check the little girl's condition, and as soon as he probed, he happened to hear the big man half-squatting on the ground clumsily coaxing the child,

"Girl, don't cry, eh, don't cry..."

While talking, he touched the soft top of the little girl's hair. This is naturally Mr. Ji Zai who had an appointment with Xiao Nanzhu to meet here, but he was not expected to encounter this unexpected event. He was here to concentrate on waiting for Xiao Nanzhu to come over, because there were three younger sisters in the family, so he was naturally distressed by 110,000 petite, crying girls. The egg driver almost hit someone, and Ji Jae's expression turned gloomy.

"Trouble everyone, did anyone see the license plate number of that grandson just now? Did anyone see it?"

Having said that, Ji Zai did not forget to lower his head to comfort the frightened little girl. He was still thinking about the driver who almost hit someone, but the people around him couldn't say anything. After a few seconds, the car was gone, everyone was sure it was a red car, and he didn't pay attention to anything else, but the moment he raised his eyes, he saw a half-smiling man staring at the crowd. When he saw the big man looking towards him, Xiao Nanzhu, who was holding a cigarette, squinted his eyes and looked at him, and then said,

"sd728362, southeast, upright, the driver is a woman, the police have been called..."

"Speaking of which, are you... the jerk?"