For today's people, a lot of news information is not necessarily from TV media, but more from the Internet. As a hobby that young people are keen on nowadays - weibo, everyone can pay attention to interesting po masters. Come to know a lot of interesting jokes and knowledge from various places, and in the past few years, a Weibo blogger who is not the same as the general marketing account has gradually become popular on the Internet, becoming a legendary... Internet celebrity.
Huang Li Shi Lao Xiao, an account registered on Weibo more than five years ago, has been mainly used to publish some popular traditional festival knowledge science since registration, and it is said that he also receives small advertisements and private work.
Many traditional festivals that are unheard of for young people now can be popularized in this blogger's Weibo, such as what Lushen Festival, Shangsi Festival, and every morning can get an accurate good and bad news. So it looks like this is a walking old yellow calendar, so this is definitely a new thing for many young people who are interested in our traditional Chinese cultural knowledge, and this erudite, humorous, does not post selfies However, with his own masculine aura, Mr. Huang Li, Lao Xiao, also became known by the people as "Xiao Xiao" by virtue of his deep knowledge of feudal superstition in our country.
This Huang Li Shi is quite mysterious. After all, no one knows what he does in reality, and across a layer of network, many curious people hope to know more about such a person even if they have never met. I know it's a very magical existence, but no matter how much everyone tries to uncover traces of his reality, this old Comrade Xiao is a good habit of blogging on time except for the three hundred and sixty-five days when he only has one day off. , if you want to know something else, you don't want to know anything.
Speaking of his only rest day, there are actually no other special reasons. To be careful, he is a bit dog-abusing, which makes many girlfriend fans and boyfriend fans very unwilling, because as early as four years ago, our old Comrade Xiao was in his 30s. An original Weibo was posted very embarrassingly that day, and the content of the Weibo was astonishingly:
Master Huang Li Xiao V:
I have a rest today, I want to accompany my family o(*////▽////*)q
In just eight words, it shows the sneering feelings vividly and vividly. The ordinary people are jealous of Tuodangou. Of course, it is impossible to let this shameless person who shows affection in public so easily. Teacher Xiao's Weibo was surrounded by a long line of comrades from the FFF regiment, and most of the posts were "Happy New Year's Eve, you hurry up with the dog", "Happy New Year's Eve, show love and score fast".
But the blessings of the masses have been delivered, but this loving couple has carried so many people's curses and has gone through five years, because every 30th day, Huangli teacher Lao Xiao will send the message without exception. The sentence that he wants to accompany his family on Weibo makes many people feel that on the one hand, I will burn you every year, but on the other hand, they feel that in today's era when everyone is generally more impetuous, they are so dependent on each other. Banneng has walked hand in hand for five years, and has always maintained such a small habit of leaving one day for each other... It seems quite happy
Because of this, the mysterious family members of Internet celebrity blogger Huang Li Shi Lao Xiao have also become a curious existence. Many people began to look for clues on his Weibo, just to know who his girlfriend or boyfriend is. But Lao Xiao is also quite boring, except for occasionally turning to Weibo where others beg him for popular science and some holiday information he has posted himself, but the power of the people is powerful, because right here For a few days, so many fans who have been following Huang Li Shi Lao Xiao suddenly discovered that Huang Li Shi Lao Xiao did not know when to follow a person's Weibo.
This kind of thing is definitely not noticed by ordinary people, but there is nowhere to spend a lot of time, and there are many people who care about it, and soon someone found it along his watch list. He didn't even have an avatar, and his fans were in single digits. What do you think? Why is it like a Weibo account of a zombie account, and the name of this Weibo account, by coincidence, happens to be called New Year's Eve Jun.
This time, many people's gossip party's radar will immediately rise. After all, there are not so many coincidences in this world. Maybe it's really a couple of people who started a Weibo to follow each other, so a lot of people came to this Weibo called New Year's Eve Jun. Boshang is a glorious tourist group, and just scrolling through Weibo like this, everyone is more and more curious about this person named New Year's Eve Jun.
First of all, this must be a person who is not very familiar with the Internet, because when he first started playing Weibo, he didn’t even know about emojis. He often just sent a simple sentence, and if he wanted to express a meaning, he would also send a lot of them. A Weibo, this looks like an old man at home who just learned to surf the Internet, and it took a long time for him to gradually get used to today's Internet terms, and then his Weibo painting style gradually changed into the following :
New Year's Eve:
When I was doing laundry today, my clothes faded and his shirt was dyed red [sigh] [sigh]
New Year's Eve:
I raised the orchid that Xiaochao gave me, and he doesn't talk to me now. [cry]
New Year's Eve:
Why did Ah Nian start to lose hair, why is this? [doubt]
These microblogs have a strong atmosphere of life, and you can see from the text that he is a person with a good temper and a little dull and contrasting, because in addition to these original microblogs, this New Year's Eve gentleman has recently followed and forwarded the most. It is the Weibo of some Northeastern sketch actors, and one of the Weibo about Teacher Song Dabao's withdrawal from the Spring Festival Gala stage this year, he also expressed his own opinions with special sincerity.
New Year's Eve:
I have always liked Mr. Song Dabao's sketch performances. He is of great significance to the Spring Festival Gala and the Chinese New Year. I also respect his mentor, Mr. Zhao Benshan. In this matter, I consider myself There is a certain right to speak. Thirty Nights is inseparable from Mr. Song Dabao and excellent sketches. I urge the Spring Festival Gala program team to think carefully before making a decision, thank you. @Spring Festival Gala Director Group @CCTV News
This sincere and serious tone was not valued by the Spring Festival Gala program team. Instead, someone with a heart found a familiar ID under Weibo and replied in a dog-legged tone, um, Support, you are right, and there is far more than one reply like this, because almost every Weibo post on this New Year’s Eve will have the familiar and mysterious figure of our usual high-cold teacher Huang Li, Lao Xiao, and One of the following is even more openly showing affection.
Master Huang Li replied to New Year's Eve: Wow, I made mashed fish today, I have to go home quickly (﹃)
On New Year's Eve, I replied to Master Huang Li, Lao Xiao: Well, I'll wait for you to come back.
Huang Li teacher Lao Xiao replied to New Year's Eve: Xixi is so good QAQ
Reply to Master Huang Li Lao Xiao on New Year's Eve: ... Don't be so numb [blush]
At this point, the answer is ready to come out. Our Huang Li teacher Lao Xiao does have a family member who is very tight. Looking at the level of sticky baby should be quite true love, so after this, many people went to Huang Li teacher's micro-blog again. If you leave a message under the blog, you like to be okay @ this new year's eve, let him take care of his man quickly, and the new year's eve does not know if he is embarrassed or why he never shows up, even his original Weibo Not much updated.
"By the way, why haven't you been on Weibo recently?"
One day, while doing business outside, Xiao Nanzhu and New Year's Eve worked together to solve the family's troubles and drove back together. Because the trouble this time was quite tricky, Xiao Nanzhu and New Year's Eve were busy working together. After a long night, when passing the vegetable market, on New Year's Eve, he said that he would come down to buy some food, and Xiao Nanzhu, who was following behind while smoking and helping him carry things, casually asked this question as if he had remembered something.
"There's always some weird people down there saying weird things."
He spoke hesitantly. On New Year's Eve, he seriously asked the market aunt in front of him the price of green beans. His calm tone was completely different from the decisive killing he had just faced in the face of the vicious evil. After he put it on his hand, he frowned and said suspiciously,
"Master Li, what is the Xixiao Party?"
"Cough-cough-cough-"
She didn't catch her breath and almost choked to death by herself. Xiao Nanzhu covered her aching lungs and stared helplessly at the innocent New Year's Eve in front of her. Seeing that New Year's Eve was really expressing her sincerity to him Doubt, he rubbed his nose a little guilty, and then calmed down and said,
"If you don't like it, then don't use Weibo. Why are these people so strange... Uh, in short, you should ignore them."
With that said, Xiao Nanzhu has already started to think about how to uninstall Weibo on New Year's Eve. After all, his family's New Year's Eve Junjun recruited so many strange people just by playing Weibo so casually. People, if you accidentally leak a private photo one day, you will not become a real Internet celebrity.
Besides, there are quite a lot of good-looking people. People who are good-looking like New Year's Eve who buy a pound of green beans and can get an extra 2 pounds are rare, but he doesn't want to open a Taobao store, and he doesn't want to. To let so many people see the face of his beauty, Xiao Nanzhu made a decision in his heart. From today onwards, no matter what, he must keep New Year's Eve completely away from the dangerous online world.
Xiao Nanzhu's sense of crisis is serious here, but New Year's Eve over there is not too deep, because he has only started to touch these wonderful things in the world in recent years, and he may not have felt this way before.
Now he and his family calendar teacher live a very stable life. Their home is in Y City. Occasionally, they will travel all over the world because of some evil things. Two years ago, they went to the Huaxia family together again. Backwards, now the clansmen here, under the leadership of Ji Zai, have begun to learn to walk outside to see the world, and although he still has some minor pains and ailments from time to time, compared to the dark days in the past, now It has already made him extremely grateful for the life he has now.
As for the other calendar gods, Twelve finally got a complete new life in three years with Xiao Nanzhu's perseverance. Han Shi's body has improved significantly, and Qingming doesn't have to worry about him all the time. Dare to say it, in the third year of junior high, I often said that I would dream of the past Lord Shangsi. Lantern Festival also found a warrior who is willing to taste her dumplings - Zhongyuan. Began to be keen on supporting the women's equality movement on Weibo, and according to the latest news on Valentine's Day, the Mid-Autumn Festival and the Dragon Boat Festival seem to have secretly moved in together...
At the end of the New Year, Xiao Nanzhu's good buddy Situ Zhang also brought his wife and children to their house to pay New Year's greetings, because now Xiao Nanzhu has become a family, so the exchanges between the two families will definitely not be To be honest, the Situ Zhang couple's attitude towards New Year's Eve was enthusiastic but not rigid. Naturally, they made New Year's Eve a little grateful, and the child named Beibei was too cute in the eyes of New Year's Eve.
"Xixi, Uncle Anan just gave me a red envelope, and I will give it to you from the north and the north. Happy New Year's Eve, long, long life!"
When talking about the New Year's Eve, Xiaojiba, who is not talking, looks like a big rag doll, because Xiao Nanzhu likes to call New Year's Eve in front of him, so this silly child is so stupid. Now, on New Year's Eve, he heard the words, and his eyes were slightly red, and his lips, which were bloodless all the year round, gently evoked an inconspicuous arc, and at the same time, he unconsciously appeared in his mind. Many years ago, a man casually smiled and said to himself Happy New Year's Eve.
"Master Li, can you also say something to me... Happy New Year's Eve?"
"Okay, happy New Year's Eve, happy New Year's Eve, New Year's Eve... um, you let me think about it."
Right now the man is sitting not far away. He is wearing the dark sweater that was given to him on New Year's Eve. His handsome and reckless appearance still looks like he has no sense of age. New Year's Eve has been with him for five years, but This feeling as if it was yesterday still lingered in my heart for a long time, and the man also turned his head and looked here subconsciously as if he noticed the sight of New Year's Eve. After looking at New Year's Eve, Xiao Nanzhu Some inexplicably smiled.
"What’s wrong with you?"
"Master Li, can you also say something to me... Happy New Year's Eve?"
The mood was different earlier than then, but he still craved the blessing that belonged to this person. Maybe it was because his eyes were a little too straightforward at the moment of New Year's Eve. Xiao Nanzhu, who has always been very thick-skinned, didn't speak for a long time. For a long time, he blushed and staggered his eyes. After taking a few deep breaths, Xiao Nanzhu took out the mobile phone from his pocket. After a while, there was a ding sound from the mobile phone in his hand on New Year's Eve. The beautiful god, who has always been unsmiling, finally laughed contentedly, and this smile is like the fireworks that 30 households have set off this year.
…
Master Huang Li Xiao V:
In the past, it was easy to not talk about feelings, and when I was young, I never took my heart too seriously. Many times one person is used to it, and I never knew that I would make so many compromises for another person in the future, but now I know...
Sometimes there are words that can be said casually to everyone, but only one person has to be serious.
Happy New Year's Eve, and... I really love you.
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The author has something to say:
Hello, dear girls, here, this article is unscientific. It is over, and the next few festival extras will be posted on Weibo one after another, so it will not be posted on Jinjiang.
In the process of serializing this article, I had a lot of unexpected situations. Fortunately, I finally decided to write this stalk that I personally like very much, and finished the story between Xiao Nanzhu and New Year's Eve.
Many girls may feel unfinished. After all, there are still many festivals, and the solar terms have not appeared. In fact, compared with what I have written, our various traditional cultures in China are a treasure trove in themselves. It is true that you have time to learn about it yourself. It's very, very interesting.
To sum up this article, it is probably not as intensive as the chicken soup I used before, because I also want to focus more on the feelings of the protagonist, so this time I also tried my best to write more about the life of Anan and New Year's Eve.
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