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Chapter 92: Fanwai 1 The whole story of the national idol group ghost4's solo event

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In our Chinese traditional culture, four has always been a special number. In ancient times, there were four beauties and four great inventions. Even in the grass and trees, there were four gentlemen among the flowers. When it comes to traditional festivals, the existence of these four is naturally indispensable, and among them, the four ghost festivals are the most important. The national male idol group is the most famous.

The term "national idol men's group" comes from the Lantern Festival. This female calendar god likes to pay attention to the strange and new things in the world recently, so naturally she has mastered a lot of vocabulary in the new era. This is the first time she is like this with Xiao Nanzhu When I said it, I couldn't make Xiao Nanzhu happy, but after thinking about it so carefully, even Xiao Nanzhu, Xiao Li, had to admit that the title of this national idol men's group actually has a bit of an image.

Having said that, it is natural to introduce this legendary holiday idol boy group. The four major ghost festivals, namely the Winter Clothes Festival on the first day of October, the Shangsi on March 3rd, Zhongyuan Jun on July and a half, and our Qingming Jun everywhere, because they are all involved in the matter of ghosts and gods. On this day, large-scale ancestor sacrifice activities are often required, so until now, the sayings of these four ghost festivals are still circulating in various local cities.

But if you really talk about the ghost festival, everyone's first reaction is the Mid-Yuan Festival in July.

Every year during the Mid-Yuan Festival, in addition to the fixed custom of burning paper for the land father-in-law and ancestors at their own doorsteps, there will be more or less in various places like 'A woman in the free shipping area is suspected of hitting evil spirits and losing her soul in July and a half months of nonsense. Social news in slang words, this kind of news is generally regarded as a ghost story, and will not take it to heart. After all, this is the 21st century, and everyone will definitely not believe in such ghosts and ghosts. Yes, but since the allusions about the opening of the ghost gate in the seventh month have always existed, there is a natural reason for its existence.

Legend has it that on the day of the Yuan Festival, thousands of ghosts will be released from the underworld. Anyone who has a new mourning, it is customary to go to a new grave, but now the country calls for cremation, and most people don’t even have a serious cemetery when they die. Just buy some paper burning at the gate of the community.

But this newly-dead ghost has not left home for a long time. He must be homesick. Once he returns to the ground, he will want to go home when he feels the dark. It stands to reason that this ghost cannot be seen by ordinary people. The presence of light, low fireworks, one inadvertently bumped into a ghost who was in a hurry to go home, and the next day was sure to be on the social news.

Plus there are some ghosts. On the surface, they are honest, but in fact, as soon as they get the tourist visa and return to the world, the chicken thieves make a lot of noise. This is both a corpse and a life-threatening crime. It's annoying to the death, and generally in such special circumstances, the underworld staff who can't stay in the world for a long time can only hand over this troublesome and terrible job to us, Zhong Yuanjun.

Zhongyuanjun, as I have mentioned before, has a coffin-like personality, black clothes and black hair, and a ghostly aura. When he does not speak, his appearance is somewhat similar to that of an evil ghost, because he brings him with him all the year round. Wearing a black mask, no one knows what his real face is under the mask.

But really speaking, this Lishen himself is not a bad character, that is, he only recognizes the truth and attaches great importance to justice, and 110,000 people do not know how to adapt. Because of his temper, there have been a lot of incidents before. Many gods don't like his temper. After all, no one is willing to interact with only vicious evil spirits a lot. In addition, on the previous New Year's Eve incident Zhongyuan's attitude is really too cold, so Hua Chao, who has a good relationship with New Year's Eve since then, has some criticisms against him.

Regarding this matter, New Year's Eve and Zhongyuan didn't say anything after that. Xiao Nanzhu didn't quite know what New Year's Eve thought. Later, he found an opportunity to mention that on New Year's Eve, he was in the kitchen for Nian Beast. When making dog food, he only paused when he heard this, and after thinking for a while, he spoke to Xiao Nanzhu, "Hua Chao didn't know about it, there was nothing wrong with what Zhongyuan did at that time, I know his personality, I did have the intention of cultivating him to be able to replace me one day and continue to protect the new year. He was still young at that time, and my condition was not very good, so I told him that if one day in the future, I would become a heinous person. My evil spirits, he came to end me with his own hands..."

Speaking like this, he seemed to think of some distant memory. The gloomy face on New Year's Eve was full of complicated emotions. After a while, it was Xiao Nanzhu who reminded him that the bones were about to be stewed before he came back to his senses. The deity looked nervous, with his back to himself, staring at his own pot, and did not continue to talk to himself. Xiao Nanzhu also hooked the corners of his mouth a little funny, but he hugged him from behind New Year's Eve. , holding New Year's Eve's hand, turned the big stick bone in the pot over, and then put his head on New Year's Eve's shoulder and said, "I'm still alive, can I let you do it? Our New Year's Eve Jun is healthy and healthy, Don't give me any more stupid thoughts... But speaking of this, this kid Zhongyuan is quite calm. It's just that he has a bad temper. He is withdrawn and not gregarious. This is not good. He has to think about it. Let him make more friends and let everyone know about his inner world..."

Hearing Xiao Nanzhu's tone, no matter how unreasonable New Year's Eve is, he should know that he must be thinking about some bad idea again, but his family calendar teacher has always been this casual way of doing things, so it's hard to say anything on New Year's Eve. I can only think in my heart that there is a chance to mention it to Zhongyuan, lest he be unprepared and suffer at that time.

Coincidentally, this year is 2027. According to the old yellow calendar, it is a cloudy year that is rarely encountered in many years. In the past six months, Xiao Nanzhu has actually been familiar with the work process of Master Huang Li, but he is bored and panic, and he likes to make jokes with the calendar gods under his hands.

Take the half of July this year as an example. Because of the heavy workload, Master Huang Li and Zhongyuan Festival are usually busy all night, but this year, Xiao Nanzhu and the other three should not be there. The ghosts who went to work today said hello, and on the day of Zhongyuan this year, they must work overtime for one day to assist the work of Zhongyuan.

For this kind of thing, the other three are naturally not good at rejecting anything. Shangsijie is an honest person who has always been good-natured and easy to talk. Qingming can't match Hanshi's slightly reproachful look. Although Hanyijie doesn't usually go out much , but agreed to work overtime this time, so Xiao Nanzhu waved his hand, the national idol men's group Ghost4, who didn't usually interact with each other at all, just came together to work overtime, but he himself simply disappeared. I didn't appear in front of anyone all day.

"So what are we going to do now? What did Li Shi do? If you call us to work overtime, you will be lazy, right?"

Tomb-sweeping Day stood on the road with an unhappy face. Because today was the Mid-Autumn Festival, there were few pedestrians on the road. There were half-burned paper money fires everywhere on the side of the road, gloomy ghosts filled the whole street, and there was no one alive except the four Lishen standing or squatting.

Zhongyuan looked like he didn't want to speak with his hands behind his back. He just stared at the moon and seemed to be waiting for the opening of the ghost gate. Because of the chills, the plain clothes were covered with a gray fur cloak. Half of his face was also covered with a gray veil, and after hearing him say that, Shang Siji, who seemed a little scared standing beside him, also smiled awkwardly, and then whispered soothingly, "Qingming, don't be angry, I heard that Master Li and Jun on New Year's Eve went out to watch a movie. Today is the anniversary of their stay together for half a year. It's a great day. Besides, let's help Zhongyuan Jun, everyone is a colleague..."

Shang Si said this, Qingming Festival immediately rolled his eyes at this big fool who can't see people's eyes, but Hanyijie, who had not spoken all the time, let out a yin and yang laugh, and then opened his mouth with sarcasm. Said, "Lord Zhongyuan is so unattainable, I am afraid that we are too busy now, how can I compare to the famous reputation of Ghost Festival..."

After saying this, the atmosphere between the four gods instantly dropped to freezing point. Zhongyuan's masked face couldn't see the real expression, but his eyes obviously fell on the thin body of Hanyijie, and Shangsi should know this even if he is stupid. The atmosphere was not right, so he cautiously moved to Qingming's side, then lowered his voice and said bitterly, "Qingming, what's going on... Hanyi-kun and Zhongyuan-kun look like... Why do they seem to have a grudge against each other? what… "

Hearing that, he turned his head and glanced at Shang Si, Qingming looked at this guy with a history of amnesia speechlessly, and didn't bother to bother with him for a while, but seeing the embarrassing atmosphere with a strong smell of gunpowder before the Hanyi Festival and the Zhongyuan Festival, Qingming Festival After lowering his voice, he also said in a low voice, "What can you expect from your mind! I really thought we would get along very well if we were both called Ghost Festival? Those two over there are real enemies, Xiao Nanzhu has met him. New Year's Eve, the bastard who can't walk! Let's see what ghost movie!! I'm so sick of it!!! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻"

Kamami: "Ah? QAQ".