When the evil spirits escaped from the underworld, Xiao Nanzhu was sitting in the dark cinema with New Year's Eve watching a movie.
In response to the theme of going out on a date alone today, Xiao Nanzhu also specially chose a literary love campus pain movie that was boring to death in his own opinion.
Since he has always dealt with objects in a simple, rude, direct and efficient way, he doesn't really understand some of the things that need to be paid attention to when going to the movies with his object, and when he rarely puts down the air to find him When his friends were answering their questions, the group of idiots around him immediately began to give him blind ideas.
Zhang Chi: "Hey! This is the right question for me! Let me teach you! It's a date! You have to wrap up the entire movie theater! Then spread more than 200 catties of imported roses on the floor! Wait for the lights. Don't show the movie first! Just show the poignant and touching MV of the two of you taking photos together! Then, halfway through the show, you slowly walked out from the side holding a bunch of flowers, knelt down and said loudly that you love him! How is it! It's great! You can say it's great or not!"
Xiao Nanzhu: "..."
Situ Zhang: "Dating to watch a movie? Xiao Nanzhu, your fucking old native hahahahahahahahahaha! Haha!!! Hurry up to refund the ticket and change the seat! It is convenient to do business in the last row, you know! I have to teach this! Haha!"
Xiao Nanzhu: "..."
Peng Dong: "Ah, watching a movie? Why don't you prepare a gift that Brother Xi likes? In fact, as long as the atmosphere is good, there is nothing special about it. I don't really understand this, hehe"
In the end, only Peng Dong's idea seemed to come out of the mouth, so Xiao Nanzhu thought about it and found a gold shop to order a gold ingot, and specially asked the craftsman to make a young animal. in the form of a beast.
Before going out, he finally bought flowers in advance and hid them under the chairs in the movie theater, and when he sat back with the bucket full of popcorn hidden gifts, he didn't know anything about what he had prepared. On New Year's Eve, Xiao Nanzhu lowered his head and looked in front of him with a cold temperament and still seemed not to be approached by strangers, but he subconsciously took the popcorn that he handed him and stupidly asked what kind of New Year's Eve this was. It's a bit sweet like a hairy boy.
"Master Li, why does this young man like this girl and humiliate him like this?"
"Oh... it's just duplicity, there's something wrong with my brain."
"Well, it looks like something is wrong."
"2333333333333"
The last row of two big men who are out of tune with this campus traumatic movie was sitting in the last row, murmuring and occasionally talking, just like the young man who just met, but the atmosphere is really good, the front row Some of the sitting couples were already hugging each other and began to smear their hands and feet. Xiao Nanzhu was speechless when he saw it, and for a while, he couldn't even yawn.
Because New Year's Eve doesn't like eating popcorn very much, he has been staring at the big screen and paying attention to the plot. When Xiao Nanzhu saw this, he had no choice but to bring it over and start eating it, thinking that he would take the things under the bucket earlier. It was a surprise for New Year's Eve, but when he finally pulled out the jewelry box underneath, his phone suddenly shook without warning. After he casually picked it up and looked at it, he was still in the mood. The face of Xiao Nanzhu, who was not sold, immediately turned a little bad.
"In the northwest corner, the ghosts in the city are gradually sinking, Master Li, we have to leave quickly."
Almost at the same time, the New Year's Eve beside him suddenly opened his mouth. Xiao Nanzhu saw his gloomy expression and knew that the decisive New Year's Eve was in a hurry to go to work, which made a careful preparation. In the evening, Xiao Nanzhu, who had time to please his boyfriend, was a little unhappy, but after an irritable tut, he slammed his hand into the popcorn pile, and gave the jewelry box to a rude mess. After taking it out, he brought the messy bunch of flowers and jewelry box under the chair to New Year's Eve.
"Okay, okay, I got it... But what, it's alright to kiss first and then get down to business, New Year's Eve-kun?"
He raised his eyebrows and gave an old rogue-like tone. Xiao Nanzhu's words made New Year's Eve stunned for a long time without speaking, and before he could say a word, what do you mean by Li Shi, etc., he was taken by Xiao Nanzhu's initiative. A kiss made her face flush red.
When the lips and tongues touched, the faint smell of smoke came from Xiao Nanzhu's body, the New Year's Eve breath was chaotic, and the palm of his hand caressed the back of Xiao Nanzhu's neck to deepen the kiss, and Xiao Nanzhu, who was almost pressed to death by his strength, endured He couldn't help laughing lowly, but after stepping back a little, he had gently rubbed the gold ingot carved with the Nian Beast along the cold and thin neck of the Divine Sovereign. New Year's Eve in the dark blinked his eyes.
"If you don't have a zodiac sign, just bring A Nian. As the old saying goes, gold is used for self-defense and good fortune. How about it? Do you still like it?"
Mr. Xiao Nanzhu's superb flirting skills came in handy at the most critical time, but because the situation on Zhongyuan's side was unknown, neither of them were able to delay for too long.
And even if I really wanted to express my heartfelt excitement to my calendar teacher, it is rare for us to be a little unhappy because of personal affairs. In the end, Jun Xiao Nanzhu was the fastest. The speed rushed to the central area of the incident.
No accident, as soon as the New Year's Eve monarch, dressed in red and full of suffocation, goes out, no matter whether it is a human evil or an underground evil spirit, he must take the initiative to kneel down and beg for mercy to this monarch.
The evil spirits are unforgivable for hurting people. The pale and gloomy New Year's Eve only used his sleeves to tear open the ugly face that the evil spirits were about to attack. The red spikes were soaked with blood, and the perennial pale complexion was lined with the scene of the dense blood of ghosts on the street, which really had a thrilling feeling.
"Master Li! New Year's Eve! You are here!"
When I heard the movement, I trotted out of a dimly lit dwelling. Shang Si looked a little lonely all over. I thought that I had had a fight with these evil ghosts before. Not long after, Qingming followed me with a bloody sword. He came out from behind, the scratches on his face were clearly visible, and his expression of sternness was also a bit different from the usual. When they both ran in front of Xiao Nanzhu, Xiao Nanzhu, who was smoking a cigarette, only raised his eyebrows and looked at them. A glance, then raised his hand and slowly gave them a head.
"Where are the two? Where did they go?"
"Ah! It hurts to death! How did we know! We've already notified them! But we haven't replied yet! We've also searched the surrounding area, and if you don't have it, you have it!"
Qingming covered his forehead with a look of exasperation. Shang Si covered his head stupidly and reached out to give Qingming a rub and comfort him. Xiao Nanzhu looked at these two boys with a bit of amusement, but didn't speak again for a while, after all Today, I also asked them to work overtime. Now that there is a problem, I don’t have much to say. However, seeing a blood moon looming in the air, and after New Year’s Eve, I also put a solemn look on myself, and Xiao Nanzhu sounded halfway. Then he frowned and said thoughtfully, "Hey, that's weird, it doesn't make sense what would go wrong with those two... We've packed up all these evil spirits and brought them back. Where did they go? How could I not notice any signs of their actions..."
Xiao Nanchu and the others wondered where Hanyi and Zhongyuan had gone, while on the other side, Hanyi and Zhongyuan, who had been separated from Qingming Shangsi at the beginning, actually encountered a similar situation to them, because they were also the first to Feeling the scent of the evil spirits fleeing, he has been exorcising the ghosts in the city since then and has not been able to rest until now.
However, although the relationship had been bad before and there was no friendship at all, the two gods still maintained a certain degree of tacit understanding. Without any unnecessary communication, they began to pack up these evil ghosts that were completely different from ordinary ghosts. And, I only saw that the goose ling knife in Hanyijie's hand pulled out a beautiful knife light and fell, and those evil ghosts that ran rampantly and smelt unpleasantly fell down one by one. Either drowned, burned to death, or the evil ghosts who were covered in blood and festered to death groaned and screamed and approached him, and Zhongyuan, who was also beside him against these evil ghosts, saw Hanyi's sword move. It was a little more restrained than before, but I unexpectedly glanced at him more.
"What do you watch me do? Does Zhongyuan-jun also want to taste the taste of this knife?"
He wiped the blood on the blade with his pale fingertips, and the red-eyed Han Yi stabbed Zhong Yuan with a blank expression and habitually stabbed Zhong Yuan again. Zhong Yuan seemed to be disgusted by his attitude of never speaking properly. He just turned around and didn't look at Han Yi, who was already in a somewhat unstable shape, and then replied coldly, "It's so much better when you don't speak than when you speak, don't let me hear your voice again. ,Leave far away."
The two gods who were disgusted with each other said so, and they each responded to the enemy and stopped looking at each other. No amount of ghosts and roars seemed to be able to stop the two black-clothed and black-haired ghost festival gods from breaking out of the encirclement. The black hem of the clothes on the Yuan Festival is like a thick fog that cannot be dispersed in the night, and the Jie Dao around his waist does not even need to be drawn out.
And Han Yi, who followed him, slashed and slashed the remains of the heads of these dead souls as if reaping the swords in his hands. The red blood droplets splashed in the air and vaguely competed with a scene of Asura Hell. Seeing that both bodies were stained The blood mist-like traces on the face, these evil ghosts are finally cleaned up, but the face behind the gray veil of Hanyi is starting to become whiter and whiter, and just as Zhongyuan is about to let Hanyi put away the knife, the two leave as soon as possible. When looking for Xiao Nanzhu and the others, a female ghost who had already damaged her body and fell into the pile of evil spirits suddenly got up with a charming smile and grabbed Hanyi's knife handle.
"Langjun Langjun, spare the slave family's life, the beauty of the slave family has ruined you, you are going to love the slave family, hee hee..."
The female ghost opened her mouth with such a charming smile, disgusting and purple pus and blood continued to disappear from her nose and mouth. Her face was covered with festering wounds and blood holes, and every blood hole was left by her after her death. A piece of criminal evidence, this kind of infiltrating ghost, no matter who sees it, the back is chilled, and when Hanyi sees this, he naturally draws a knife and prepares to slash the neck of this female ghost, but today his body is abnormal enough. Yi let this wicked female ghost take advantage of the loophole. Zhongyuan watched all this change and reached out to stop Hanyi Festival. However, the speed of Yanxiang's knife was still so fast, and the scream of the female ghost also sounded at the same time. , And when the blood-soaked Hanyijie turned around again, he saw Zhongyuan staring at him strangely through the mask.
"You don't even know what that is
Zhongyuan asked Hanyijie in a irritable tone, and Hanyijie narrowed his eyes when he heard the words, not knowing what kind of riddle this annoying coffin board was playing with himself.
But his doubts didn't last long, because soon a strange feeling that seemed to be clinging to the bones made the fingers of Han Yi's sleeves tighten. Seeing that he really didn't know it, Zhongyuan It was silent, and after a long while, he slowly began to walk towards Han Yi, who was standing still.
"Meigui's resentment is on her bones and blood. If you want to kill her, you must not listen to any words. When you chopped off her head with a knife, you stained her body with lustful thoughts. How do you feel now?"
This question is really unpleasant. Knowing that he is already wearing the ghostly cold clothes, he doesn't speak with a gloomy expression on his face, but a terrifying cold air begins to exude from his body. He hurt himself very badly, and because his anger attacked his heart, he instantly became unstable, and just when he was unsteady and barely supported himself with the goose ling knife, Zhongyuanjie had turned slightly sideways with one hand and steadily. Holding his back.
"roll… "
Grinding his teeth, he squeezed the word out of the gap between his teeth. Han Yiji's pale face was still covered with that gloomy-looking veil, and his body also had a strong and disgusting stench of blood.
But no one knows better than himself that at this moment his body is surging with an unfamiliar and filthy thought that makes him disgusting, and what is about to come out from his throat is a coquettish and weak moan. Impossible, and this Xiang's current situation only forced him to want to slash the already bloody ghost with a few more knives to relieve his hatred.
If this were normal, Zhongyuan Festival would definitely feel that Hanyi was cruel and cruel, but the Hanyi who suffered today is indeed a little different from usual. Just the trembling brows and the weak look of bowing his head without saying a word makes people feel a little uncomfortable. Good ridicule.
In addition, he didn't speak out in time to remind him before, so Zhongyuan Festival didn't pay attention to Hanyi's nasty words to him for a while, just loosened his cold body that was no different from a dead person, and saw Hanyi holding on to the handle of the knife reluctantly. The embarrassed Xiangzi stood firm, and then he looked up at the blood moon in the air and said, "After the seventh month and a half, the charming ghosts and ghosts will dissipate, you stabilize your mind, and you will be healed by the day. "
Having said that, Zhongyuan didn't even think about whether Hanyi, the poison of beguiling ghosts, could endure it, because he had a bad relationship with Hanyi, so naturally he wouldn't think about everything for him.
Seeing that the sea of corpses and blood on the ground had not been dealt with, Zhongyuan Festival only took out his sword and prepared to save himself for them, but before he could make a move, Hanyi, whose face was covered by a veil, fell to his knees and gasped. After a few breaths, he slowly pulled the hem of his clothes with trembling hands.
"what… "
Even the gods can't resist the lustful thoughts of the ghosts. Hanyi's body is pale all day long, but the body under the cloak and the face behind the veil are still hidden. Looking at the high Zhongyuan.
The bright white moonlight reflected on those slender eyes with tears in them, and Zhong Yuan was stunned for a while, but before he could speak, Han Yi, who had been hooked by the charming ghost, suddenly pulled his cold hand away. It landed on his belt, and the calendar spirit, who was usually like a ghost, approached the black-gold Jie Dao on the Mid-Yuan Festival like a snake, and licked it lightly with the tip of his tongue.
"Cold clothes!"
Zhongyuan suddenly raised his voice and seemed to be a little angry. After all, he had only ever seen this evil spirit aggressively provoking him, and he had never seen him so addicted to lust, but Hanyi heard Zhongyuan's voice but there was nothing. In response, he just relentlessly tried to get close to Zhongyuan to touch him.
Seeing this, Zhongyuan frowned and was about to get angry, but he accidentally tore off the gray veil that had been covering his face with his cold clothes while waving his sleeves. The man with dark eyes approached him with an emotional gesture. He only saw Hanyi's pale lips falling on the Jie Dao, and then he licked the scabbard with his lips and tongue.
Zhongyuan's Jie Dao followed him when he was still on the Yu Lan Festival. Because it was a sword that monks often carried around, even though it was an excellent weapon, Zhongyuan never let him see a bloody knife. , suffered a trace of evil.
But this noble and clean sword is now being smeared wantonly by a man with half torn clothes. The lewd sound of water when the tip of the tongue slid across the scabbard makes people blush. His face was gradually stained with lustful emotions, as if he was serving himself, he was carefully playing with the Jie Dao, but Zhongyuan fell silent with unsteady breathing.
But before he could suppress the strange emotions in his chest, Hanyi over there seemed to be tired of the cold and hard scabbard, and climbed Zhongyuan's calf again, trying to find other Substitute, when he smelled the light sandalwood smell of Zhongyuan, and got closer to Zhongyuan's lower abdomen, Zhongyuanji finally pinched his chin unbearably, half disgust and half complicated question. "Hanyi, are you crazy?"