Chivalry

Chapter 181: Clever tongues save burning eyebrows

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Hearing Zhu Yao's words, Tu Yizun was startled and hesitated: "This... where does this start?"

Zhu Yaoyuan was also in a state of urgency and slandered, not wanting the other party to hesitate, thinking that this man's delusion was mostly caused by love and hatred towards his wife, so he said: "You are a lot of age. , But came to do such ridiculous things, bullying juniors with the old body, not to mention, but also looked at the body of a woman, what is it that is not a lustful and shameless person?"

Tu Yizun hesitated for a while, and said angrily: "In the past few years, the old man has searched all over the country to kill those shameless men and women. Every time a pair of dog men and women is killed, the old man will live happily for a while. Hmph, the old man has seen it. The husband doesn’t have one thousand, but there are eight hundred children. The older one is fifty or sixty, and the younger one is sixteen or seventeen. Your little girl says I’m shameless or lustful. Whatever you do! If you just rely on it today If you speak bluntly, you will spare the adulterer ****, the old man shovels the adulterer, and flattens the world of adulterer ****, that is no more!"

Zhu Yao deliberately asked him to say more, so as to delay the hour, so she flattered: "Those dog men and women hook up, they should be killed!"

Tu Yizun calmed his face and said, "Exactly! One day, the old man will kill all adulterers!"

Zhu Yao said: "Senior is really brave and righteous, and the young woman admires the most by her life, it is a great hero like you!"

Tu Yizun listened to it, unspeakably happy in his heart, his face was awe-inspiring, and modestly said: "How dare you, the old man is just doing some meager efforts! In fact, the old man is ashamed, and every time he sees those cockroach and dog thieves secretly cheer. , The old man felt relieved, wishing everyone in the world would be like them, **** the world. But when they saw them on the bed like glue, Yingyingyanyan, they couldn't help but punish them one by one!"

Zhu Yao thought to herself: "This old monster had a heart attack, thinking that it was his wife who had an affair. He wore a green hat, and he wished that all the men in the world would be like him. He wore a green hat high. Since everyone is like this, he will never be afraid of other people's gossip. Gossip, ridiculing him. Although this is delusional, it is somewhat reasonable. He can't help but want to kill, naturally it is also motivated by his wife. If he is not sane, it is a love."

With this in mind, she said: "It's not easy for all men in the world to cheat and be adulterers. It is not easy to kill all the dogs and men in the world."

Tu Yizun resolutely said: "There is nothing difficult in the world, I am afraid of those who have a heart. The old man also thought about this festival, forcing men and women to steal joy, but it is difficult to do. But to kill him is turned upside down, and teach those browsing dog men and women with fear. It's not that difficult."

Zhu Yao thought, why not take the opportunity to untie him, get rid of his heart knot, spare herself and Xiao Ying's life, but it is not impossible, and immediately said: "The past is just a passing moment. Why don't seniors give up their predecessors and marry again? It’s not beautiful to enjoy a family relationship with one room!"

Tu Yizun's expression changed, and he cursed: "Fuck you little girl, the world's women, they are all **** sluts, the old man will get angry when he sees it, huh!"

Speaking of this, he seemed to think of something, staring at Zhu Yao with narrow eyes, and cursed: "His grandma's, Lala Zha, telling you such a big deal, he almost forgot the business. I won't kill you today. Waiting for the three people, it's hard to calm the hearts of the people in the world!" Said his hand stretched out and grabbed Zhu Yao.

But at this moment, Zhu Yao burst into tears with a "wow".

Tu Yizun was stunned, caught the hand that was half-empty, and stopped, and asked, "You girl, what are you crying for?"

Zhu Yao wiped away her tears and said, "You die, but in this way of life and death, three people die naked in a pile, which is not good at all."

Tu Yizun frowned and said: "I'm dead, so I don't want to look good! Besides, when you hit your mother's womb, you are really so naked. Why is it so tight!"

Zhu Yao straightened her neck like a white jade, and said, "If you want to kill, you can be refreshed. How can there be a mother-in-law like you who wants to be a prostitute before killing someone."

Tu Yizun triumphantly said: "Hey, it's not the first time that the old man forced a good fortune into a prostitution. Some men and women, who have eyebrows on weekdays, but have that lust. Without this daring, the old man can't see it. Hey, they will be treated at night. Raise them and put them in a pair. When they do what they want to do, give them one person and one palm to kill them. That way of death is ugly."

Zhu Yao choked and said bitterly: "The adulterer you killed was just being a couple. The three of us are like this. This can't be done!"

Tu Yizun said: "How can life and death be a matter of three people together? The old man only kills a couple, but ten or eight men who serve a dog. But those women are all from the fireworks and willow lane. Dilapidated trivia, not as good-looking as a girl."

After he finished speaking, he glanced at Xiao Ying and said, "This kid is born with extraordinary eyebrows, and he deserves to die together with you, but he can make a couple!"

He looked at the village girl again, and said, "This girl is far worse than you, she is worthy of being a servant girl with you, as much as you want!"

Zhu Yao was so angry and funny, and thought to herself: "It's really a small life to meet such a nasty person today! I can only try to delay for some time, if it is really going to die, it is also due to the number of days!" Thinking of this, Faintly sighed.

At the moment she failed to make a plan and made a living, but her words were extremely difficult to tell. But at the moment of life and death, I can't take care of all this. I pretended to say: "We are still young, and now we haven't had time... It's too late... That... That will die. How can you tell people to look down!" .

When Tu Yizun heard it, he really got the trick and shouted: "Ah, I forgot, Mr. Simon clicked on your acupuncture points. Hey, don't worry, look at the girl, you look beautiful, good-hearted, and good-natured. Always be kind to others, just as you wish, and let you taste the joy of fish and water anyway!"

Zhu Yao watched his words and looks, seeing Tu Yizun's eyes at Xiao Ying with doubts, knowing that he was afraid of running away for Xiao Ying, and said in his heart: "Just arouse him again!"

Then he said: "However, the words can be said to be the first. If you can't help this kid and escape for him, you have to let go of our two female dolls."

Tu Yizun listened and said with an angry face: "Huh, look at this kid with fine skin and tender meat. Forgive him for martial arts is just a three-legged cat. The old man is afraid of him! Isn't your little girl impatient?" Zhu Yao is ashamed. answer.

After going around a big circle, I finally got the Tu Yizun in, Xiao Yingyun listened to a lot of words in the mist, and then the clouds opened up, and she was overjoyed.

Tu Yizun didn't think much, hands on hips, and said loudly: "Hey, boy, do you give old man Simon the tip of the thigh or the back of his butt?"

Seeing the hope of life, Zhu Yao felt broad, and couldn't help being ashamed when he heard the words of the earth. It's just that she has been facing the end of the bed and can't see the embarrassment between Xiao Ying and the village girl, and others can't see her shyness.

Xiao Yingqiang suppressed his smile, and said in a low voice, "Yes... it's behind."

Tu Yizun snorted, and rebuked: "Look at you who are handsome and elegant, but you come to do this kind of deeds. Alas, it's not a good thing to do this, but I just gave Lao Ximen acupuncture points again. It seems to be useless! You useless adulterer, I'm afraid there will never be a second one in the world!"

Zhu Yao couldn't help but laughed.

Xiao Ying didn't try to behave, and said in a consoling voice, "This matter... This matter is... it is really incompetent to the younger generation!" In her heart, she thought, "You are a rascal person, really rare in the world. A big man can bend and stretch, for the time being. I can bear it for a moment, and when the acupuncture points are cleared, I want you to taste it!"

He was embarrassed by Simon Nine Thousand's conspiracy, and he almost got in with his life, really frustrated. At this time, the fight came to life, and while scolding Tu Yizun secretly, he couldn't help but be happy. I only hoped that he quickly solved the acupuncture points, and he and Zhu Yao left here as soon as possible to teach Tu Yizun the thoughts, but they didn't take it seriously.

Zhu Yao also burst into laughter in her heart, thinking: "Xiao Ying's martial arts is so profound, to understand its acupuncture points, it is tantamount to letting a tiger out of the cage to bite you. Your old man has clumsy eyes, blind and blind, and you can't see Mount Tai. I have lost my life in vain, and everyone else must be blamed!"

While laughing secretly, Tu Yizun stretched out his hand and grabbed it under the covers, lifted the village girl naked, and threw it on the ground in the corner, cursing in his mouth: "The maid has an affair with the master, and I feel bad about it!"

Xiao Ying and Zhu Yao were stunned when they heard the words, but then they understood that Tu Yizun regarded the village girl as a maid in his heart, and what he thought in his heart was taken seriously. The two were dumbfounded again.

Glancing at Zhu Yao, Tu Yizun said at this time: "You girl has a good heart. If you think you admire the old man very much, the old man will sell you a big favor, and the little girl will give it to you!"

Zhu Yao smiled again in her heart, and secretly said: "This old man is really confused, and when I'm just a few words, I'll flatter him and say that I have a good heart, haha!"

After reading this, he said: "Thank you for the kindness of Senior Tu! Since Senior has such a good intention, then I will not sue you when I meet your wife in the Yin Cao Jifu."

A smile appeared on Tu Yizun's face, and he stretched out his hand and leaned into the bed.

But at this moment, someone behind him suddenly shouted: "Stop! Who are you, dare to be rude to my father... Miss... Miss!"

Tu Yizun was shocked, turned his head back, and met the visitor, both of them were shocked.

Seeing this man was thin and long, with a withered face, Tu Yizun lost his voice: "Two... Two... Mu Yichao, it's you!"

Mu Yichao also blurted out: "Fifth brother, it turned out to be you! Don't come for decades, how are you doing now?" Seeing Tu Yizun's description of dryness, messy clothes, like a lonely ghost, I know what I asked, the truth is It's a waste of words.

Tu Yizun was upset and said: "Since the death of my wife, for twenty years, I have lived like a living dead. You say it's good! Not like you, hum, willing to be a court eagle dog. Moisturized tightly!"