The Xiao family and their son are empty in their stomachs, their feet are paralyzed and their hands are soft. How can they be able to row a boat? Xiao Ziyi sat at the bow of the ship, looking around, hoping to find something to eat and talk about relief from hunger.
But after eating pork for half his life, he can't even tell what the pigs look like. Even where the rice he eats at home every day comes from, it is still unknown.
The family is so rich that it may not divide the grains and poultry, but at this time it is more difficult to find something to eat in the wild than the poor to pick up a large pile of gold on the road. What's more, in the past 20 or 30 years of wars, the society has been overthrown, the people are dying, and the famine is everywhere. Shi Cai met the two sneaky soldiers. They were hungry for two days and still couldn't satisfy their hunger. It was even more difficult for Xiao Ziyi to find food.
The boat drifted slowly along the current, and before reaching the small bridge out of the town, it fleeed by two poor soldiers, tall and short.
The tall man walked with the boat on the shore, pointed his right hand into the boat, and said loudly: "Wu, the man, leave the woman's money, the uncle will not embarrass you, or cut you down into the river to feed the bastard!"
Xiao Ziyi was so hungry that he was suffocated with anger. At first he heard the tall man's words and didn't put people in his eyes. He immediately became angry and cursed at the other party: "Asshole thing, I don't know the sky is high and the earth is thick! Do you know who I am?"
The tall soldier said: "Granny is a bear, the uncle doesn't care who you are, some kind of came ashore to fight!"
Xiao Ziyi was so angry that her teeth were white, and she cursed: "You... Are you a subordinate of Commander Du or King Liang? I only need a letter to tell you to fall to the ground. If you don't believe it, you will report your name! "
The tall man said, "Hey, I don’t believe it is Du’s command at the top of the mountain, I don’t believe it. I want to see if your pen is sharp or the knife in my hand is sharp!" . Although he was hungry and lacking in strength, the knife edge was still rusty, and when he saw it at this time, it was still alive and frightening.
Xiao Ziyi held the fire secretly: "The old saying goes: a talented person meets a soldier, and it is unreasonable. Xiao Ziyi is down in the Pingyang today, thinking about the life of a family of three, and let you be a vicious dog."
He stretched out his anger and said calmly: "Brother of the military family, if today is not peaceful, everyone is out of the house, it is nothing more than eating together. I have been friends with you for many years. Speaking of which, we are all members of the family. Why use a knife or a spear. I have a hundred taels of silver. You will come to Xiaoshizhuang to get it if you don’t have enough money. I, Xiao Ziyi, is also a wealthy and righteous person, and I can’t treat my brothers badly."
When the two soldiers heard this, they all opened their mouths. The short man said, "Are you the famous Xiao Ziyi?"
Xiao Ziyi smiled and nodded, "Exactly."
The short man looked at Lin Ruosu and asked, "So... Then this is the lady? It really is a flower, so beautiful, so beautiful!"
The tall man swallowed, and said: "It's really beautiful!" Then he said to the short man: "Hey, have you ever heard of it? Recently, there is a song circulating in Luoyang City."
The short man said: "What ballad?"
The tall man said, "What's it called? The three flowers in Luoyang City are fighting for beauty and playing the pipa. A San is lustful and insatiable, looking forward to the emperor and the Xiao family."
The short man disdainfully said: "What kind of ballad do I say, you can be sung by a three-year-old hairy boy, it is strange!"
The tall man said: "Then do you know what it means?"
The short man said: "It means that one of the three most beautiful women in Luoyang City is occupied by Asan. He is not enough, bold enough, and even wants the one next to the emperor. Well, the Xiao family really does... and …" Her eyes straightened as she stared at Lin Ruosu.
The tall man also looked at Lin Ruosu and said with a smile, "The flower of the Xiao family, I'm afraid it won't be his turn!"
After a while, he said: "Eh, let's talk about it, do you know who this Asan is in the ballad?"
The short man said, "It goes without saying that it is naturally the Asan Zhu Wen of the Zhu family."
The tall man said: "That's right. This Zhu Asan is a gangster. Later, he followed Huang Chao's uprising and made numerous military exploits. He was highly regarded by Huang Chao. But just as the rebel army was advancing, the thieves were fighting back. Actually descended our Emperor Zhaozong of the Tang Dynasty and counterattacked the Huang Chao army. The original good situation, given him this defiance, greatly reduced his vitality, and finally ended in a dismal situation. The collapse of the Huang Chao army is naturally a very pleasant thing, but what is annoying is that this The squid now controls the ruling and the opposition, and even Commander Du, who is in charge of a hundred thousand gods, should be jealous of him for three points. His wife Li Hui is not only beautiful and beautiful, but also virtuous and masterful. For him, he is a peerless beauty who has met an extraordinary jackal. He was still at a loss, and even the emperor Li Ye’s concubine Su Mei was going to grab it. Fortunately, Su Mei had foreseen that before Zhu Asan succeeded, he quietly left the palace without knowing where he was going. This Lin in Zhouzhong Lady, that was also unbearable, so she took refuge in a secluded place. I was right, Lady Lin?"
Lin Ruosu saw that his eyes were frivolous, and couldn't help being ashamed and angry, thinking that he didn't know how to get out, so he became more annoyed.
Xiao Ziyi was furious, but couldn't bear it.
At this time, the two soldiers and bandits had already grabbed the bridge head and untied the ropes tied to the stone pillars. There was a flutter under the bridge, a large firewood valve was inserted into the river, and the fence closed the bridge hole shut.
Xiao Ziyi thought that the bridge hole was smooth, and there was no strength to row a boat to escape. For today's plan, just more bribes will surely impress these two soldiers. It really doesn't work. Only by telling a big lie, imagining a secret treasure, making them believe it is true, and using this as a bait, will they not be a killer.
The two soldiers seemed to be talking about sex, but they couldn’t keep their mouths shut. You came and I talked with each other, and they were very happy. They seemed to want to be in Lin Ruosu. Be able to do it in front of you.
Just listen to the short man saying: "Ms. Lin must have heard of Zhu Asan’s shameless and shameless scandal. He occupied his courtiers’ wives and daughters and offered them ****, even his own daughter-in-law. Forget it, every time you send your son out on business, you will do that'a pear blossom pressing a begonia' thing at home."
The tall man knowingly asked: "What does this'a pear blossom pressed begonia' mean, I don't quite understand it, brother. Haha!"
The short man intentionally or unintentionally said: "This is allusive. Saying that an 80-year-old man married an 18-year-old concubine. He wrote a poem, and the poem said: "I am eighty and eighteen, and Qing is a beauty and I have white hair. I have the same gender with Qing upside down, only a sixtieth in the middle." I did not expect that one of his poets would deliberately tease. He also wrote a poem:'Eighteen brides and eighty lang, pale hair and red makeup. The mandarin ducks are in double nights, and a pear blossom presses a begonia."
The tall man said, "You scold Zhu Wen, and be careful to pass it into his ears. That's not for fun!"
The short man said: "As far as Zhu Asan has done, I can't say it?"
The tall man said: "Nowadays, Zhu Asan is a man of power, even the emperor choked his neck, and he is not the master. Your Taoist country moved from Chang'an to Luoyang, is it the Emperor Zhaozong? He is the master? After Zhu Asan's coercion, he moved the capital."
The short man said: "We are planning the army, how can we eat soft food! If you really fight, Zhu Asan may not be Du's commanding opponent!"
The tall man said: "Bah, what kind of military strategy is not enough for Zhu Wen to swallow. I heard that Commander Du has been with Zhu Wen a long time ago, otherwise the emperor will not be isolated. We will see Zhu Wen's subordinates in the future. , You can be very polite, and I don’t know how to die!"
The short man said: "I'm a rascal Zhu Asan, he also wants to be...be..."
The poem was still not there, and a "dang" was left. Suddenly, the two of them slowly rose from the ground on all fours, rising more than half a foot, and then stopped.
Xiao Ziyi was taken aback, and only asked what kind of evil demon trick the two of them had hit, or was caught by some monster. When I looked again, I saw the two slowly separated, and suddenly a clever and mighty man appeared in the middle.
This big man was muscular and strong. The two pawns in his hands thought it was rare to eat and fill his stomach. In contrast, he was even more skinny, clenched in the hands of the strong man, and there was really no room for struggle.
Xiao Ziyi and others didn’t know what was going on, but they heard someone on the bridge head say: “Fang is in great chaos today, the bandits rise together, they segregate the vassals, and support themselves. There are Li Keyong and Liu Rengong in the north; Li Maozhen and Wang Jian in the west; Yang Xingmi in the east. , Ma Yin, Wang Shenzhi, Liu Yin, etc. The king sits in the hinterland of the Central Plains, and although he can assist the emperor in order to make the princes, but Li Keyong and others dominate the king, and the yang is against the yin. All of them promised well and secretly. But it’s just messing with me. If things go on like this, my ministry is afraid of getting enemies on all sides, which is really a big trouble. If you want to conquer these vassal towns, what good strategy does the military adviser have
Another voice said: "The king wants to conquer the world, but the time is still ripe. At present, Li Ke is sitting on the ground, condescending, looking at the Central Plains, and taking advantage of the terrain. This is the top concern. You need to know the emperors of the past. He started his family in Taiyuan, Shanxi, and finally won the world. Therefore, the main energy of the king is to guard against the Jin. The rest of the vassal states such as Wu, Chu, Qi, etc., according to his subordinates, all have the meaning of being partial and secretive. You only need to send someone to provoke it, and you will have no worries. Just use this to recuperate, and the king will come to the world, and it will be just around the corner!"
Speaking of this, he suddenly heard the majestic voice and said: "Yanzhang, what are you doing?" Hearing it, he didn't see him.
The brawny man turned his head and pointed to the two thin soldiers who had been picked up by him and said: "These two bastards, dare to speak insult to the king. Yanzhang has subdued them, just waiting for the king to send him off!"
In a blink of an eye, a person walked by Qiaotou, and saw that he was more than 50 years old, with a wide forehead and a square mouth, a high nose, big eyes, and a strong waist. At a glance, he was a strong and fierce bully.
The burly man saw him come forward and bowed his hands to meet him.
The king's eyes were protruding and gleaming, and he only glanced at the two people on the ground. Both of them shuddered and couldn't help shivering.
With his hand behind, the king didn't take the two of them seriously. He looked into the distance and asked, "How can they behave badly?"
The strong man replied, "They... They ridicule the king!"
The king said: "How can you be ridiculed, you can speak bluntly. I think Zhu Wenzhi is in the world, and I didn't take the foul language of others to heart."
This person is Liang Wang Zhu Wen. The brawny man was Wang Yanzhang, the famous general under his men; the man who was only able to talk about the world with him was the famous adviser Jingxiang under his men.
Wang Yanzhang thought to himself that the words spoken by the two dog soldiers were too unpleasant, but it was not easy to repeat, so he stepped forward two steps, reached out his hand to lift the two soldiers over again, threw them in front of Zhu Wen, and shouted: "Not yet Please sin!"
He had no intention of killing both of them. Recently, Zhu Wen's army and Qi Wang Li Maozhen's army clashed. Wang Yanzhang went out for inspections, and happened to encounter these two soldiers talking nonsense on the bridge. He originally wanted to teach them a lesson. Unexpectedly, by coincidence, Zhu Wen and Jing Xiang also came here. Since Zhu Wen has seen it, Wang Yanzhang is an outspoken warrior. It is impossible for him to lie to Zhu Wen. He doesn't know that Zhu Wen is tyrannical and easy to kill. Now if the two of them want to survive, they have to kowtow to apologize.
Unexpectedly, the two of them relied on the subordinate of the commander of the divine strategy army Du, and this time they received the emperor Zhaozong's verbal order to send out the edict to ask for secret edicts. Where are you willing to kowtow now
The tall man got up and said, "We are the emperor's special envoy, do you want to rebel?"
Zhu Wen saw that he didn't kowtow to himself or talked to himself, but he raised his toes like this. He raised his brows, kicked his feet and threw the two soldiers on all sides. He shouted: "You are the emperor's personal soldiers, and you are not in Luoyang to protect yourself. The emperor, what do you do in this wilderness?"
The two soldiers saw Zhu Wen's arrogance, domineering, and inviolable, and said tremblingly: "The emperor... The emperor sent me to wait for business. I didn't expect to encounter a strong bandit on the road and took the younger ones away... "
Speaking of this, Zhu Wen made a "cough", kicked each of them, and yelled: "Grandma, you two pussies, you can't beat even a bandit, and you still be your grandfather. Soldiers!"
After a pause, he sneered again: "Hey, Li Ye, the emperor, it's really shameful to be an emperor. There are idiots like you around him, so Tang can survive!"
The two of them hesitated and waited to say something, Zhu Wen stretched out his hand, grabbed their collars, threw his arm away, and the two fell straight into the air.
Then Zhu Wen waved his right hand, and the guards of more than ten bows and crossbows next to him pulled the bows full of strings, and the sound of swishes was endless, and the sharp arrows shot through the air, all of which were inserted into the bodies of the two pawns. The two immediately turned into two big hedgehogs, thumped twice, and fell into the river, where there is no life.