He Chusan looked at the class schedule on Sunday night, only to find out that the day to watch the movie next Friday is June 1st, the Children's Day of the underworld boss.
Father He went out to the toilet before going to bed, and heard the sound of counting coins in his son's room.
Father He sighed and sighed in his heart - he really deserves to be my son, no matter how poor he is, he will not delay picking up girls!
On Friday afternoon, He Chusan arrived at the door of the billiard room early with a small schoolbag and a simple-looking cardboard box.
General Manager Ma was ordered by the boss to drive the car and wait there. When he saw He Chusan coming over, he honked his horn.
"Have you eaten lunch?" the pony asked him.
"Hello, little Ma," He Chusan said as he sat in the back seat, "eat."
Xiaoma then drove him back to the head office, looking at him in the rearview mirror while turning the steering wheel, but he couldn't see through his seemingly innocent face.
"Graduating soon?" the pony asked.
"Well, next year."
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm studying finance."
"Top student. I heard that the boss wants to ask you to take charge of several billiard rooms, you won't agree?"
"Well, I don't care about people."
The pony snorted, "I can't go to school!"
He Chusan held the cardboard box and said honestly, "I'm stupid, I can only read."
The pony snorted again in his heart, he really knows how to pretend! Knowing that the boss wants to draw you into the company to help you manage your finances, it's really clean!
The two of them arrived at the company with different intentions and went directly into the large conference hall downstairs from the president's office.
When I went in, I saw that the conference table in the center had been dismantled and piled aside. Xia Liuyi wore a pair of sunglasses, drank a cigarette, crossed Erlang's legs, and sat in the middle of the group like five people. Besides him, there were his two bodyguards, Ayong Abiao, as well as Cui Dongdong and a young woman with a chubby face.
Hearing the footsteps of He Chusan and Xiaoma, Xia Liuyi waved his hand domineeringly, Ayong immediately stood up and pulled down the floor-to-ceiling window, pressed the remote control, and the lights hit the opposite wall, sweeping a large white light!
- Xia Liuyi had someone put a big white cloth there, swing the projector, two big stereos, and a private luxury theater!
One person sent a Hawaiian lounge chair, a bowl of fish balls, a bowl of shumai, a bag of popcorn, and a bag of chips. Cigarettes and beer are free.
He Chusan was shocked by this battle, and was carried by the pony to the reclining chair next to Xia Liuyi, and stared blankly at Xia Liuyi, who was still wearing sunglasses and looked handsome, "Brother Liuyi, What are we going to see?"
Xia Liuyi sat up, took off his sunglasses slowly, and raised his eyebrows to death, "The Godfather. Isn't it dubbed in Mandarin? Lao Tzu sent people to Guangzhou to buy all the first, second, and third movies. Today you accompany Lao Tzu. During the festival, you can leave after reading everything!"
"..." He Chusan.
"Let your kid know, this is called watching a movie!" Xia Liuyi lay down comfortably on the chair, pinched the cigarette and threw it away, and ate a fish ball.
"..." He Chusan, who was completely conquered by his tyranny (eight) spirit.
The movie had already started, Xia Liuyi tilted his head under the weak white light, saw the small cardboard box He Chusan placed on the coffee table, and said casually, "What is this?"
University student He whispered shyly, "Birthday gift."
Xia Liuyi snorted, with a look of "you actually know how to give gifts", nonchalantly, "Keep it, and open it when you go to the nightclub for a drink at night."
"I have to go back early in the evening..." He Chusan swallowed the word "home" while staring.
- For his birthday's sake, don't fight him. He Asan so comforted himself.
"Damn it every time I eat hard and not soft, I have to beat you to be obedient, what kind of shit." Xia Liuyi scolded him.
"Big brother, watch a movie here! Can you go to the office upstairs to flirt and flirt?" Cui Dongdong said impatiently, hugging her round-faced little singer.
Xia Liuyi threw the leftover fish eggs and bamboo sticks to smash her, and she threw it back fiercely.
The first part of The Godfather is three hours, the second part of The Godfather is three and a half hours, and the third part of The Godfather is still three hours, which is nine and a half hours in a row. From two o'clock in the afternoon to six o'clock in the afternoon, Cui Dongdong couldn't hold on, he vomited, and pulled her little song girl to play urine escape. The remaining big men couldn't even escape the urine. Big Brother Xia raised his eyebrows, but they didn't dare to move their buttocks...
A group of people accompanied Mr. Xia miserably and continued to see that at 8:30 in the evening, the second part was finished. Seeing that Xia Liuyi was about to direct the release of the third part, Xiaoma sacrificed himself for others, jumped up, and hugged him on his knees. Xia Liuyi's thighs, "Big brother! I can't hold it anymore! Let's stop watching! The girls in the nightclub are still waiting for us!"
He Chusan had already dozed off while he was curled up in the chair, and was so frightened by the pony that he narrowed his eyes and looked at him dazedly.
Xia Liuyi was also a little dizzy, so he could only wave his hand impatiently, "Go away, go away!"
The pony cried with joy, and led the dazed Ayong and Abiao downstairs and drove away. He Chusan got up in a hurry and wanted to slip away with his small schoolbag on his back.
"return!"
"Brother Liuyi, I'll go home and cook dinner for Dad."
"He has no hands? Can't do it by himself? Go to a nightclub with Lao Tzu! Brother Liuyi invites you to celebrate the festival tonight and give you a good meal!"
He Chusan shrank his neck, "No need for Brother Liuyi."
Xia Liuyi grabbed the strap of his schoolbag and picked him up in the same way, "Stop talking nonsense, let's go!"
"I really don't need Brother Liuyi."
"To shut up!"
"I really don't want to go to Brother Liuyi..."
"To shut up!"
"six… "
"..." stared.
He Chusan weakly said, "Is it okay not to eat meat or drink? I'll go celebrate your birthday with you."
…
Two hours later, He Chusan vomited in the toilet of the luxurious private room of the nightclub.
"That's a piece of trash!" Xia Liuyi scolded him outside, holding a girl who was called to accompany the wine in his arms, "It's not enough to only have two bottles! What kind of shit!"
Xiaoma, Ayong, Abiao, and Cui Dongdong each held one or two girls in their arms, while Yingyingyanyan sat on the sofa half-drunk in a nest of snakes and mice. The pony who drank the most blushed and echoed loudly, "That's it! What the hell!"
Cui Dongdong had already sent her little singer home, so he hugged the beautiful girl in his arms and kissed one, and said, "It's been in for half an hour, so you won't die inside, right?"
"It doesn't matter whether he dies or not," Xia Liuyi said, "Pony! Keep singing!"
The pony stood up in response, grabbed the microphone, opened his voice, and screamed and howled! Ayong cut open the three-storey local tyrant cake, and Xia Liuyi took the lead to pick up a piece and shoot at Cui Dongdong! Cui Dongdong quickly counterattacked, shouting, "Kill the boss, you are the big sister!", and instructed Yingying Yanyan to attack Xia Liuyi with cream and tits! Xia Liuyi took Ayong and Abiao to launch a general attack. Based on the principle of overpowering one is one, they fell into a mess on the sofa with this group of women's soldiers...
The sound vibrated, and under the colorful lights, a group of demons danced wildly, and the pony shouted hoarsely at Lin Zixiang's "Real Man"—
be a real man,
Take the pain and disappointment!
Charm is this affection,
Who has no sad past!
He Chusan was separated by a door and pulled a tissue over his mouth. There was a lot of singing and laughter outside, and his heartbeat was also beating!
Unprecedented intense stimulation, stinging his eardrums. In a daze, he sat down against the door, hearing the hysterical singing of the gangsters in a daze...
Be a real man!
People always have to die!
No need to tell me the truth!
A hero may be a lunatic!
He Chusan covered his ears and hugged his head, and fell asleep with his head down in a daze.
After an unknown amount of time, the toilet door was suddenly pushed open from the outside in. He Chusan fell forward in a drowsy state, and his head almost fell into the toilet.
Xia Liuyi, who came in with He Chusan's small schoolbag, quickly turned back and closed the door, then locked it. Then he threw the schoolbag at He Chusan's feet, walked to the toilet to pee, and kicked He Chusan while touching the pants chain, "Hey, did you drink to death?"
He Chusan stood up against the wall, his eyes dimmed, and after a while, he said, "No, I'm not drunk, I vomited."
"Don't go out," Xia Liuyi said, pouring out the water, zipping up the chain of his pants, and walking to the sink to turn on the faucet.
It's a pity that he scratched his hand several times in the void, but he couldn't grasp the faucet smoothly, and he said "Fuck!" very irritably.
Only then did He Chusan realize that the boss seemed calm, but he was actually quite drunk. He could only step forward to help him turn on the faucet, then grab Xia Liuyi's claws that continue to dig in the air, aim at the water pipe, and rinse for him.
Xia Liu couldn't drink his face all day long, his face was not red, but his eyes were already half-closed, and he slowly said to him, "There are other brothers outside, don't let them see you."
The singing outside was still lively, and the voices of many strange men could still be vaguely heard. Xia Liuyi held the pool in silence for a while, then said as if talking to himself, "A 'Red Stick' belongs to Elder Ge. A 'Straw Sandals' belongs to Uncle Yuan, none of them belong to him. Not insured."
He Chusan saw that he was a little unsteady, and stepped forward to support him, "Brother Liuyi, sit on the toilet and rest for a while."
Xia Liuyi waved his hand away from him, closed the toilet lid, staggered and sat up, wiped his face with his wet hands, and said, "If something happens in the future, I'm not here, the pony is only enough. Protect himself, don't look for him, look for Cui Dongdong, she can cover you. I brought you here today, she knows you are her own."
"I'll be fine, Brother Liuyi."
Xia Liuyi sneered, "That's right, what the hell can happen to you, a little fox? We've known each other for so long, and I'm not willing to pay a visit to the church, an unfamiliar Pujie!"
"..." He Chusan was speechless, looking down at the water stains on his forehead silently. Those bright little water droplets are flowing along his cold cheeks, slowly flowing to the chin with the stubble.
There was a sudden slam on the door outside, "Big brother? Come out quickly! Brothers can't hold back!"
"The boss dares to urge you to go to the toilet? Get out!" Xia Liuyi shouted.
"I can't hold back, big guy! Do your best!" The group of drunks outside relied on the law not to blame the crowd, and were desperately scratching the door there.
Xia Liuyi stood up against the wall and patted He Chusan on the shoulder.
He walked over and opened the toilet door, and before anyone outside could see the inside clearly, he kicked out!
There was screaming outside, and it fell to and fro, "Ouch!" "Ouch!"
Xia Liuyi closed the door, He Chusan immediately locked the door, and heard Xia Liuyi say outside, "The toilet is blocked, go next door!"
"It must be the boss who vomited on the ground, I don't want us to go in and see!"
"You don't want to live anymore, do you?! Kneel down on the sofa for Lao Tzu and poke your ass! Dongdong, get me a stick!"
"Piss and hit again, boss! Otherwise, you'll pee on the sofa!" "That's right, boss!" "Can I pee in a vase? I think this vase looks like a dick!"
"roll roll roll!"
Amidst the noise, He Chusan sat down against the toilet door, stretched out his small schoolbag, and dug out a large tome.
He rubbed his dim eyes and lowered his head to start reading.
…
He Chusan carefully turned over a third of the tome, and suddenly came back to his senses and broke away from the English alphabet of dense and dense. Only then did he find that it was relatively quiet outside, and only the sound of bare music accompaniment could be heard. .
He climbed the crack of the door and glanced out, then put away the book and bag, and opened the door carefully.
All the people and horses of Xiaoqitang were killed in action, and they were all lying on the ground, on the sofa, on the cabinet, on the TV... Even the clothes were hung on the stand, and the back collar was hung on the hook. , squinting drunkenly, and slowly stroking his hands and feet like a zombie on his toes.
He Chusan carefully stepped over Ayong and Xiaoma, who were hugging each other, and helped to pull Abiao's head out of the half watermelon rind. He didn't see Cui Dongdong around - he probably retreated bravely and urinated halfway.
He lightly approached Xia Liuyi who was sitting in the middle of the sofa. Xia Liuyi sat up straight with his eyes closed, his two long legs were crossed, and his hands were on the legs, in the shape of an emperor Duanzhen dragon chair. . Between the fingers of his left hand was a cigarette with half of its ashes burned.
He Chusan bent down and carefully wanted to pull out the cigarette that was about to burn to his fingers, but Xia Liuyi spoke suddenly, which shocked him!
"I let you out?"
"Brother Liuyi." While greeting He Chusan, he continued to boldly break open his fingers and pulled out his cigarette - it was about to burn his hand.
When he looked up, Xia Liuyi's eyes were still squinted, his expression was calm, he couldn't tell whether he was sober or more drunk.
"Are you all drunk?" Xia Liuyi asked.
He Chu looked around again three or four times to confirm that there was no open mouth, "Well."
"Damn, a bunch of rubbish," Xia Liuyi scolded, "If someone comes to the door at this time, they can give Lao Tzu a pot!"
He Chusan wanted to say that you are still here, but he saw Xia Liuyi straighten his waist and wanted to stand up, but he fell on the coffee table in the shape of a bullfrog—“Boom!”
"… "
He Chusan was silent, he pulled his brother Liuyi's face out of the smashed fruit platter, put him on the sofa and put it back into the shape of a leader sitting in the hall, and then pulled a tissue to wipe his face for the old man. "Brother Liuyi, be careful, don't move."
"I'm fine!" Xia Liuyi waved his hand disapprovingly, "Where's the gift you gave? Bring it over and show it to me."
"Let's see it tomorrow." He Chusan said, judging that he would definitely not be able to restrain himself when he watched it in this state.
"Fuck! Bring it!" Xia Liuyi scolded imposingly with a pinch of confetti stuck to the tip of his nose.
He Chusan could only walk a few steps away, digging out his tightly packed little cardboard box from the pile of leftover beer bottles.
Xia Liuyi scratched twice but didn't scratch it, raised one hand, shook it lightly, and was about to throw it to the ground.
He Chusan hurriedly rescued him, took the cake-cutting knife on the table, cut it open a few times, and presented it to Xia Liuyi.
Xia Liuyi narrowed his eyes, opened the packaged cardboard box, stretched his hand in and fumbled for a long time - in the end, he only found a greeting card with an extremely ugly birthday cake painted on it.
He also seriously wrote four words, "Happy June 1st".
"… "
Xia Liuyi held the thin greeting card in silence for a while, then turned his head to look at He Chusan with a blank expression.
"I want to give you such a big birthday cake, but I don't have enough money," He Chusan slumped and admitted honestly, "I'll send you a paper one first, and I'll supply you when I work next year."
"… "
Xia Liuyi slowly pinched the greeting card and leaned back on the sofa, closed his eyes, and took a deep breath into the flashing headlights above his head, "He, Ah, three, are you sure I won't chop you up?"
He Chusan sneered, "Yes."
"Well, mom!" Xia Liuyi kicked him feebly.
He was sobered up a bit by He Chusan's anger, he stood up staggeringly on the sofa - this time he stood firm - crumpled the greeting card into a ball and stuffed it into his trouser pocket, picked up He Chusan's schoolbag strap, "Go. , I'll take you home... I'm annoying when I see you!"
"No need, I'll go back by myself..." He Chusan wanted to say.
"Why are you back at three in the middle of the night? Climb back?!"
He Chusan was speechless and could only be dragged away by him. He thought that he would call a late-night taxi at most to send himself back. As a result, he was dragged all the way into the parking lot and watched helplessly as Big Brother Xia swayed open the door of Pingzhi's car and sat in the cab.
- It's better to climb back!
"Brother Liuyi, I'd better take a taxi to take you back first!" He Chusan hurriedly discouraged.
"Fuck! Go out and see if there's a car to beat?! Come up to me!"
"Really not, Brother Liuyi, you can't drive if you're drunk! Come out..."
Xia Liu expressionlessly pulled the cabinet, took out a gun, flipped the safety lock, "Can't you get on?"
He Chusan blinked at the black muzzle, "You won't shoot at me..."
"boom!"
"...The gun." He Chusan was sweating and the hole in the wall behind him.
He Chusan, with thousands of horses galloping in his heart, sat in the co-pilot with a stiff face with a small schoolbag. The moment Xia Liuyi stepped on the accelerator, he already felt that he had no chance to see Dad again in this life...
"Brother Liuyi, the red light is ahead!"
"Shut up! I know!"
"Brother Liuyi, you can only turn right here!"
"Shut up! I know!"
"Brother Liuyi, be careful with the telephone poles!"
"Shut up! I know!"
"There is someone in front! Brother Liuyi!"
"Shut up! I know!"
"We've passed this street three times... Brother Liuyi..."
"Shut up... I'm thinking about how to get out..."