Chusan’s Liuyi Children’s Day

Chapter 14: Can you come to my house during the Spring Festival?

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Big Brother Xia led Xiaoqitang's hundreds of people, large and small, to suppress Feiqi and others everywhere. By the end of the year, Cui Dongdong, who is the shopkeeper, will settle the accounts. From the boss to the horse, all of them have made a lot of money. Xia Liuyi packed his own nightclub for a celebration party on Christmas Eve, invited the elders and dozens of brothers who were ranked in the name, red envelopes, and great fun all night.

He is a sharp-eyed, ruthless, and poisonous boss. He is savage and savage externally, and he takes the line of closeness to the people internally. He is very forthright, generous and approachable. Obedient, only he leads the way. All the elders favored his performance, and when he received the thick red envelope, they were all full of praise for him.

Only Uncle Qiu, the youngest among the elders with relatively low qualifications, whispered to him some private words while toasting, "Liu, you have made too many enemies, so be careful. After all, Fei Qi is in the arena. After decades, it is not to be underestimated to be able to sit in today's position."

Xia Liuyi laughed loudly, raised his wine glass and thanked him loudly, "Thanks to Uncle Qiu! The company will have smooth sailings in the coming year and make great achievements!"

He raised his head and drank the glass of wine, and said in a low voice, "Uncle Qiu, thank you, Xiao Liu is ignorant, and I will need your elders to take more care of you in the future."

He toasted each other with the elders one by one, and then he was surrounded by a group of subordinates in the field, all the stars and the moon, full of praise. Xiaoma acted as the master of ceremonies on the stage and made a big speech, "I want to thank the company, thank you boss, thank you elders, thank you brothers and sisters, give me Xiaoma this opportunity to reform and be a new person, No! Being able to act as a manager and carry forward the branch... All the achievements I have now are inseparable from the bosses who nurtured me and promoted me! Our bosses are very generous, and we don't like to play those fake things! We don't want to play either! Imaginary - I propose! Everyone in the room will give a toast to the boss!"

Xia Liu, who was squeezed under the stage, had a green face, and if he lost his wine glass, he would climb up to cut people—one cup per person? ! Son of a bitch, are you going to kill me? !

As soon as the pony dropped the microphone and fled, he didn't forget to shout at the top of his voice, "Brothers! The boss is here! Seize the opportunity!"

Xia Liuyi didn't even catch the corner of his clothes, so he was overwhelmed by the crowd and the wine! "Big brother, big brother! Come and let me give you a toast!" "Please fill it up for the big brother, don't worry, we big brother won't get drunk after a thousand cups!" You are my idol!" "Boss, my wife wants a photo of your autograph! Don't let her in tonight! Don't let her in tonight! Do your best..."

"Fuck! Don't pull on Lao Tzu's clothes! Don't touch! Are you here to toast or eat tofu! It's all rolling and rolling!"

Here, Big Brother Xia fought against dozens of big men alone. It was crowded and chaotic, and it was horrible to see. The elders seat over there was peaceful. Several backbones of the gang came up to toast one after another. With a wine glass, he chatted and laughed with Uncle Yuan.

"Girl, you have worked hard this year."

"I've passed the prize, it's not hard or hard."

"How does Paozi do things under your hands?"

"Smart and sensible, promising and promising."

The celebration party reached its climax with singing and dancing, laughter and noise. The stripper star slapped his butt on the stage to the brisk music. Every time he took off a piece of clothes, he asked the boss to have a drink. All the heroes in the audience readily agreed, carrying wine bottles to look for big bosses everywhere, hey big boss! Big guy! It was just lifted up and thrown into the sky by you guys! Where did you throw it away!

Cui Dongdong said goodbye to several brothers with a smile, and slipped out of the hall in the name of going to the toilet. As soon as he entered the toilet, he found one of his subordinates thumping on the toilet and vomiting wildly.

"Hey, this is the women's toilet! I'm going to vomit up next door!" Cui Dongdong kicked him in disgust.

The brother gave her a dazed look, then looked back at the arrangement around him, and thought for a long time in confusion, "That's right, this men's room, Dongdong, you are not here... Ah! Sister Dongdong, I was wrong. I was wrong! Forgive me!"

"Clap clap clap clap!"

Five minutes later, Cui Dongdong put down the snapped rubber toilet stopper without changing his face, pulled up the collar and threw the boy who had been beaten into a pig's head out of the toilet.

Five minutes later, she regained her face, walked out with a bright hairstyle and a straight suit. She didn't even look at the hall that had transformed into a human Shura field. She walked straight to the general manager's office on the second floor through the staff passage.

Xia Liuyi was lying on her sofa with her upper body naked and her back in all directions. Two coats and shirts that were almost torn into strands were thrown under her feet, and a wet towel was wrinkled and applied to his face.

"A bunch of bastards... Close the door for Lao Tzu and burn them all to death..." Hearing Cui Dongdong coming in, he scolded weakly, "Pour a glass of water..."

Cui Dongdong opened the cabinet and poured him a glass of red wine, Xia Liuyi sat up slowly, his face turned green when he saw the glass, "Fuck, I'm going to vomit! Still drinking?!"

"That's it, if you want to drink something else, go downstairs and get it yourself."

Xia Liuyi put a towel on his face and fell straight back, "Just watch me die! I have no morals, I'm sorry..."

"Okay, what a coquettish thing to do at a young age," Cui Dongdong said, pressing the intercom number, "Two cups of frozen lemon water and two bowls of wonton noodles."

After waiting until the waiter brought the food, Xia Liuyi got up and gulped half a glass of lemonade before he had the strength to scold back, "Fuck you, where am I being a spoiled brat?"

Cui Dongdong mixed noodles with chopsticks while smoking a cigar, and said casually, "My mother died a long time ago. On this night more than ten years ago, she contracted syphilis and had no money to treat it."

As someone who didn't have a good impression of her biological parents like her, Xia Liuyi comforted her earnestly, "Damn it! A bitch who cares about life and doesn't care for her, and will sell you to a pervert at the age of eight."

"I just want to remind you not to bully her, she has syphilis."

"… "

These two unlucky bigwigs who didn't have childhood sat on the sofa together, ate a large bowl of noodles with lemon tea, and finally filled their stomachs - they were both entertaining each other downstairs just now, and they were all hungry. . Satisfied, I started picking toothpicks and talking about business.

"What did Uncle Yuan say to you?" Xia Liuyi leaned against the sofa lazily.

"I want to make a 'white paper fan'," Cui Dongdong said. "I think he still doesn't trust us to do things, and wants to insert a few more eyeliners."

Xia Liuyi sneered, "Don't worry? Don't worry, he will come on his own, he's still making finger-pointing at his age!"

"I don't think he has any objections. He is just worried that you will bring down the company and involve the interests of the elders. After all, you have had a lot of trouble with Fei Qi recently, and Fei Qi and Sha Jiajun are looking for a few other big bosses to eat. He heard it too. I don't know what the other gangs are saying, and if they really want to unite against us, it's really hard to do."

Xia Liuyi's subordinates worked hard and slowly twisted the cigarette into pieces, but his face was very calm, "Fat Qi, I must kill this guy, it's just a matter of time. For other things, I have my own measure. . These old guys are short-sighted and shrink their heads, no wonder they can't do big things."

Cui Dongdong laughed, "Well done, I don't like Fat Seven either. I'll try to appease the elders, but what do you think of the red stick inserted by Elder Ge? That kid has caused a lot of trouble recently. , I think he looks like he wants to take credit."

"Let him be," Xia Liu said, "Let him be the vanguard next time you hit Fat Seven."

Cui Dongdong smiled and understood with a cigarette in his mouth.

"Fat Qi and the elder are nothing," Xia Liu said, "I'm worried about the poor guy."

"What's wrong?"

"A red envelope was sent last month, but a newly transferred detective refused to accept it."

"If you don't accept it, force him to accept it and throw a petrol bomb in the yard. It's not like we haven't done it before." Cui Dongdong said.

"It's inconvenient to cause trouble," Xia Liu said. "The deputy police chief's nephew is hard-working and has high spirits. Detective Hua can't persuade him."

"Oh? What position?"

"Inspector trainee, it's nothing. But Inspector Hua will retire next year, and the successor is still unclear. I'm worried that there will be variables."

The name of Inspector Hua is just a person in the rivers and lakes saying that the real body is a Chief Inspector of Kowloon East District. Over the years, he has widely collected red envelopes, cared deeply for the underworld brothers, and blessed everyone with a lot of money. After his old man left, I don’t know how many big bosses can’t sleep at night and get sick from lovesickness.

Xia Liuyi and Cui Dongdong were at odds, sitting on opposite ends of the sofa, facing the two bowls of noodle slag, each pondering for a while, and finally the two chatted and clinched the decision.

A few days later, the round-faced singing girl that Cui Dongdong raised was transformed into a "cousin" that Cui Dongdong immigrated to the United States and returned to Hong Kong to visit relatives. The road sees injustice, the hero saves the beauty, and a story is achieved. That is to say, a good story became a prophecy later. When the young inspector and the "cousin" had a long-term relationship and spent a spring night together, the "husband" who was chased back by the "cousin" from the United States to catch the rape was caught, and after he led the people to beat and ravaged, he took a pornographic photo. This extortion is something that the author is too lazy to describe in detail.

Let's go back to He Chusan, one of the protagonists who briefly disappeared in the above thousands of characters. In the early morning of the next day, because of the Christmas holiday, he did not need an internship or part-time job. He carried a small schoolbag to the school early, and put a few books that he wanted to return into the holiday book box in the library. Then, holding two bowls of fish balls, he squatted at the door of the billiard room, which was closed for the holidays.

When it was almost noon, Xia Liuyi drove by himself, yawned and opened the roller shutter door of the billiard room and let him in, "When did you come?"

He Chusan, who had already eaten the two bowls of fish balls by himself, said sullenly, "Morning. I waited for you for three hours."

"I asked you to come so early?" Xia Liuyi said, opened the refrigerator, turned over the can of Coke, and threw it to him.

He Chusan lowered his head to start a Coke, and there was grievance in his voice, "You said morning."

"As long as you don't have lunch, it's the morning here with your brother Liuyi." Xia Liuyi poked his dumbfounded forehead with a club, actually expecting you to get up early!

"The schoolbag is put away, let's go eat first," Xia Liuyi swung a shot at his little schoolbag that he hadn't seen for a long time, "Come back and teach you to play side spin."

The two closed the shutter door and chatted side by side as they walked to the nearby tea restaurant, "You idiot, you are so stupid to wait for three hours? Won't you call me? Hey, you don't have a phone. Brother Liuyi will send you A big brother, come and get it by yourself tomorrow."

"I… "

"If you dare to say that you don't spend money from the underworld, I will let you stand by and watch Lao Tzu eat later!"

"I mean the company will give me one next month."

"The boss likes you so much? Want to accept you as a little white face?"

"Everyone has the position I do, so it's easy to get in touch with clients."

"Prosperous, He Asan! Elite? One big brother? Who are you bluffing?"

"..." He Chusan sighed helplessly, with a "don't believe it" look.

Xia Liuyi couldn't stand his old-fashioned appearance, and slapped his head with his hand, and changed the subject, "How was Christmas Eve last night? Did you celebrate with Dad?"

"My dad said it was the festival of foreign devils, but he didn't celebrate it."

"… "

"Brother Liuyi, would you like to come to my house during the Spring Festival? Dad also agreed. I'll make char siu dumplings for you to eat."

"Damn, I don't want to go back to yours if I have a home myself? Do you want your dad to agree?!"

"I asked Brother Xiaoma. He said that he went back to his hometown in Guangzhou during the New Year. Sister Dongdong is going to Thailand to play with her girlfriend. They all asked me to take care of you."

"..." Take care of your mother! These ungrateful bastards!

"Come on, Brother Liuyi?"

"… Humph."

The two ate a light meal, pocketed a bag of egg waffles, and walked back slowly while eating. As soon as the rolling shutter door was pulled, He Chu familiarly cleared the table, set the ball, and then asked just in case, "You won't call beautiful girls here again, will you?"

Xia Liuda sat on the boss's chair next to him and ate egg waffles, "Call you mom! A high-end pretty girl in Cui Dongdong's market takes 2,000 yuan out of the street, and the big guy doesn't give a discount! You wasted 2,000 yuan for Lao Tzu last time. Block, I haven't settled with you yet!"

This bastard turned his back to him and arranged the table. Hearing this, he started shaking his shoulders and laughing again. Seeing that Xia Liuyi was furious, he raised his long legs and kicked his ass!

He Chusan was lying on the stage with the footprints on his buttocks, his buttocks slammed, turning his head to look at him in a style, "Brother Liuyi, you teach the side spin, come on."

What a fucking fuck! wrong! Pooh!

I don't want to fuck him! Xia Liuyi threw away the egg bag and walked over, ignoring that his appearance was also very charming now, and his hip door pouted, "Watch it!"

He Chusan's gaze couldn't help moving back silently along his zigzag waistline, reaching the end point on his round buttocks, and then secretly swallowed.

"Well, look good."

During these holidays, the streets and alleys are full of white-bearded old men, restaurants and shopping malls are full of people eating, drinking and shopping, and couples lining up in pairs in scenic spots and amusement parks are full of bustling and noisy. But the two of them closed the shutter door, put the coke, and hid in a small shop for an afternoon of billiards.

He Chusan was ravaged by Xia Liuyi for more than a year, and he was good at technology. Xia Liuyi couldn't use his right hand, and his cool and crazy technique would occasionally fail. The two fought fiercely for a long time, and in the end, Xia Liuyi lost an unprecedented few points.

Big Brother Xia threw his club and tried to cheat, "It's dinner time, let's go, I'll take you to eat western food."

"It's agreed that whoever loses will cook and eat," He Chusan said. "There is no place for western restaurants at this time."

"I can only cook noodles! After playing golf all afternoon, I just eat bowls of noodles?"

"You cook the noodles, and I'll make the salt-baked chicken and carrot cake, okay?"

"Can you make salt-baked chicken?"

"Aunt Ah Hua taught me to do it a few times."

Big Brother Xia continued to try to cheat, "Salt-baked chicken is better with rice."

He Chusan's eyes blinked, "Brother Liuyi, are you not talking?"

Xia Liuyi's face turned blue and white for a while, "... Back up the schoolbag!"

The two got into the car one after the other, and He Chusan was quite puzzled, "Brother Liuyi, why are you so afraid of cooking?"

"..." Xia Liuyi said vaguely.

"what?"

"I've cooked and burned... Cough, the stove." Xia Liuyi.

"..." This fucking little fox looked at him with those complicated and weird eyes again, until Xia Liuyi couldn't hold the steering wheel.

"I've cooked and burned down the house! Burned three floors! The housekeepers and servants all jumped into the swimming pool! Is that all right?!" Xia Liuyi thumped his horn in anger.

"..." He Chusan.

"Fuck your ass! There's a way to make me laugh out loud!"

"Pfft... Hahahahahahahahahahaha!"

He Chusan buried his face in his schoolbag and kept wiping away tears amid Xia Liuyi's angry roar, until his abdominal muscles began to throb with laughter.

—Yes, if nothing happens, break a leg, burn a house, cut others and yourself with bloody wounds, and pull the Tiansha bear child who can surpass the destructive power of meteorites. The patience of Qinglong boss Perseverance is definitely not to be underestimated. The vicissitudes of wind and rain in the past ten years are simply unbearable.

At this time, He Chusan could only express sympathy for Qinglong. After half an hour, he was standing in Xia Liuyi's unexpectedly simple room with nothing but necessary furniture. In the small village house on the upper and lower floors, it was the real experience of Qinglong's bitterness.

"Brother Liuyi, if the pot is so small, you can just turn on medium heat!"

"Brother Liuyi, boil the water before you can go down! Take it out first!"

"You don't need oil to cook noodles!"

"That's because the plate with vegetables can't be roasted on the fire, Brother Liuyi!"

"You can spread the seasoning on the bottom of the bowl, don't pour it into the pot! There's nothing left! Hey!"

"Hey mom! Shut up!"

"… "

An hour later, He Chusan sat at the table. On the table were a plate of fragrant salt-baked chicken, a plate of shrimp paste carrot cake, a plate of fragrant boiled vegetables... and two bowls of fragrant white rice.

A lump of stinky blackened noodles lay helplessly in the kitchen trash can, Xia Liuyi sat on the sofa with his legs crossed, smoking a cigarette and watching TV, he almost inserted a sign next to it that said "I told you all. I can't cook, you idiot!".

He Chusan, an idiot who once naively thought that with his unremitting efforts, at least he could eat a bowl of noodles cooked by an underworld boss, sighed old-fashioned and said while arranging the dishes, "Brother Liuyi, come to eat. already."

In this way, Big Brother Xia keeps disliking him. The chicken is too old, the carrot cake is too salty, the green vegetables... the green vegetables are okay, and there is no skill in cooking this stuff. The rice is barely edible.

He Chusan sighed and nodded, yes, yes, "I'll do better next time, Brother Liuyi."

Xia Liuyi chopped his chopsticks and glanced at He Chusan calmly out of the corner of his eyes. next time

"There's no next time," he pretended to be casual, "I want to eat, won't I go out to eat?"

He Chusan secretly planed the chicken leg in his direction, but didn't dare to put it directly into his bowl, "You always eat outside, it's not good for your health."

"I won't invite a chef? Want you?"

He Chusan sighed again, and took the hard chicken feet by himself, with "Xing Xing Xing, I know you have money" written on his face.

Xia Liu slapped his chopsticks one by one, and He Chusan immediately buried his head in nibbling on the chicken feet, not letting the air out.

The two of them ate half a plate of chicken relatively silently. Seeing Xia Liu's expression soften, He Chusan continued to speak, "Brother Liuyi, are you okay after dinner?"

"Um?"

"There is a new movie released during Christmas, "The True Story of A Fei". I invite you to go to the cinema to watch it, okay?"

"Has your school issued a gift ticket again?"

"I got paid on the 15th." He Chusan was poor.

"… Humph."