"The first legendary general of the Federation, Yi Xiao, is a male, loves males. He is handsome in appearance, arrogant and arrogant, wealthy and powerful, and above all ten thousand people. Most importantly, his military force ranks first in the Federation. , is a well-deserved federal idol. Even the great commander of the Federation, in front of the first Zhang Jun Yi Xiao, his personal strength and charm are a bit inferior.
And General Yi Xiao has made a lot of great achievements in his life, whether it is destroying the abyss black hole in his youth, or quelling the alien rebellion, and killing the bloodthirsty zerg that jumped from another world, every war is his military exploits Zhang Qin dyed it even more dazzling. Making him the almost unrivaled number one general in the history of the Commonwealth. After that, every young man who chose to join the army all regarded this general as the object of their lifelong pursuit. For this reason, the Federation also established a "General Yi Merit Medal", which was given to those outstanding soldiers who made unforgettable military exploits.
But what we are going to talk about today is not how great General Yi is, let's talk about his love history. "
"Teacher! General Yi's soul mate is Ren Zhu, the teacher of the same great scholar. He has no other love history! He is the most devoted of all the generals in the Federation over the years."
"Yes, yes, it is said that in order to hold a wedding for Teacher Ren, General Yi directly bought out the most expensive Ronell purple roses and paved the ground! Ronell purple roses! One is enough for me to eat for a month. Oh, General Yi actually sold out all the purple roses in the production farm! How much is that!!" A girl sighed while holding her face: "I really envy Teacher Ren! He is so happy! "
Everyone nodded, and all the federations knew that General Yi was most famous for his petting companions besides his glory. That's so stupid that people and gods are outraged. Even now, there are still many people who use this as a movie. There are all kinds of pampering scenes in it, and people are tired of watching it.
As a result, the old man who taught the class snorted twice, stretched out his tentacles and slapped the blackboard fiercely: "As soon as you look, I know you are hearsay! I really treat you as a companion to General Yi, I don't think there are three I was kicked out by him in the sky. Besides, why did you buy the purple rose of Rhonell? He didn't buy it at all, he just took someone to snatch it!"
As soon as these words came out, the whole class fell silent. The girl holding her face was immediately unhappy: "Teacher, how can you say that about General Yi? Although General Yi's style is a bit wild and unruly, he is a real hero and loyal minister of the Federation. You can't slander him. of!"
Teacher Zhang pouted, and I slandered him. I saw his shameless appearance with my own eyes when I was a child, so I decided to follow Brother Ren to be a teacher! These puppies know shit!
When Zhang Xiaoyu thought this way, he thought of the good time when he followed Young Master Yi and Brother Ren. Of course, if there is no Young Master Yi, it will be better, right
At that time, Zhang Xiaoyu was still Zhang Lan's youngest son, and he had just turned into a ten-year-old humanoid. Because Zhang Xiaoyu at that time was definitely a rare bear child in the octopus family, Zhang Lan left him to his own young master and his wife for education without hesitation.
As a result, Zhang Xiaoyu was forced to accept the dog food that General Yi forced into them at every moment, together with the Ye Owl Legion and the entire Federation. Others are better, there will always be times when they can't be seen, right? But Zhang Xiaoyu, as Ren Zhu's main child at the time, had to stay by Ren Zhu's side except when he was sleeping. For this reason, he had to endure Young Master Yi's sneering and sarcasm at him every day, as well as the stuff he always put into him. dog food. Just about to vomit.
Let's just talk about the wedding time. Originally, Big Brother Ren didn't plan to have a wedding. In Big Brother Ren's words, they were old couples for several lifetimes. What kind of wedding do you need
In the end, what did Young Master Yi say? He said righteously, how can this be done! He said that I don’t know how many people I have given wedding gifts, and they just rely on my bad temper and feel that I can’t find a partner in my life, so they send me invitations every day. Now that I have a partner, I lose money. So many things have to come back! !
So, Brother Ren rolled his eyes and said nothing. Zhang Xiaoyu said that his eyes were the same as those of a mentally retarded person. It was really hard for him to be the eldest brother, and to have such a partner on the stall.
Then, General Yi made a post in the whole federation, saying that he was going to hold a big wedding, and everyone who sent him a post, he wrote a post in person. Ask people to come and watch. It stands to reason that such a big event, and it is a happy event, everyone will definitely participate very enthusiastically. However, some of the people who used to befriend will also have a bad relationship with General Yi because of certain things, and since they have a bad relationship, then the gift money will naturally not be used. And this person is particularly arrogant, saying that even if you are a federal hero, but our relationship is not good, I will not go to the ceremony, what can you do
This person happens to be the big interstellar farmer who sells the Ronell purple rose, which represents the perfect partner between men, so many people in the Federation who saw the news gloat over the misfortune, thinking that this time General Yi's wedding will not be seen. Ronell Purple Rose! This wedding is not so perfect after all.
As a result, what shocked the eyes of the entire Federation happened the day before their wedding - General Yi took his Night Owl Legion and drove the mecha directly to the interstellar farmer to plant Ronell purple roses. The planet manor, and then blatantly looted! They forcibly took all the purple roses at that time, and then Yi Xiao smiled and said to the star farmer who was yelling at him: "Even if our relationship is not good, but you should pay back the gift money. You have to pay it back! Never think of relying on my debts! Not to mention that my money will be my partner's in the future, so you can't default on your debts, understand?!"
So, the next day, the people who came to Feitianxing to watch the ceremony and the people of the Federation who watched the live broadcast saw the overwhelming purple roses. In the purple petals in the sky, General Yi waved his big hand and let his night owl army put out the big characters "I love you forever" with mecha, and also used the highest laser meteor technology to create a virtual image of ancient time and space. . The grandeur and luxury of its scenes deeply stabbed the hearts of all federal singles and married dogs!
Single dogs said that with General Yi's appearance, it would be difficult for them to find a partner; married husbands said that on the night of their grand wedding, more than half of their wives were reminiscing about their sad wedding. , a small half directly expressed that they wanted to hold a new wedding.
This is simply vexatious! The men of the Commonwealth were outraged, however, they were still cowardly afterwards. Otherwise what can we do? They can't beat it!
Originally, everyone thought that General Yi should stop after getting married, right? Who knows that after getting married, he is like a wild horse that frees himself even more. No matter what he does, he has to show off, otherwise he seems to be uncomfortable.
Mr. Ren runs the school. He made a high-profile appearance to deliver flowers to his partner, and after he finished speaking, he added a stalking kiss.
Teacher Ren was commended, and he brought his little brother to cheer, then your phone bill is the best in the world, and his partner is the best, and everyone else is scumbags, there is no comparison.
After finally letting the teacher take a vacation, this one even forced a leave of absence at the military conference. The other generals and commanders were confused, thinking that something very serious had happened, but General Yi said confidently. : "I want to accompany my partner to travel and go shopping! How can he rest without me?"
God knows how stiff and distorted the expressions of all the generals and bigwigs present were. A grumpy young colonel angered directly: "General Yi! It's the time for the Federal Military Conference! Shouldn't you focus on the Federation?!"
As a result, General Yi slapped the table, and slapped the table that surpassed the super alloy into a spider web, and sneered directly: "I don't even want to die for the Federation, how can you make me so heavy? Now as long as If the Federation does not perish, there is nothing more important than me being with my partner! You can see that you are a single dog when you see it, and you don’t know the happiness of having a partner.”
After the fight, Yi Xiao walked away unrestrainedly. To this end, the federation also issued a mocking saying: "You can tell at a glance that you are a single dog, and you don't know how happy you are."
After that, countless federal people witnessed the boring scene of General Yi and Teacher Ren going shopping and traveling together - the two didn't finish their hands, side by side, they just walked together very naturally. , When one person sees something, another person can quickly understand what he means and buy it tacitly. And when one person is tired, the other person will stop directly and rest with him. The two went shopping together in the downtown and took risks to watch the sea together. It is said that while looking at the sea, some people saw General Yi stretch out his hand to protect Teacher Ren from the wind.
The mandatory dog food is packed, so that the single dogs don't want to live. Strongly stimulated their hearts to fall in love.
Of course, if you think this is just General Yi's enthusiasm, you are wrong. Some people think that Teacher Ren doesn't really like General Yi very much, so he dared to scold General Yi in Teacher Ren's class that he is a brainless person. The teacher instantly turned into an expressionless big devil, and everyone didn't see what Teacher Ren did, but after that, the person who scolded General Yi ran to the gate of the federal government like a real brain loser. In the winter, the one wearing only one shorts ran around the government square, shouting, "I'm a madman! I shouldn't scold General Yi, the hero of the Federation!" After running for a whole day, he almost didn't kill himself. .
And when he was running, General Yi moved to a bench and sat next to him to count, laughing hahahaha while counting, and then said that my family Azhu loves me so much! Shengsheng fed all the onlookers with a bucket of honey-flavored dog food, and successfully slapped the rumors that the general's husband and his wife were at odds.
Zhang Xiaoyu shook his head and once again sighed that his brother Ren, such a good bamboo, was stricken by snake spirit disease. In conclusion, he said to the bear children in his class who had been fascinated by the sound: "In those days, all the federal children grew up watching the generals and husbands sprinkle dog food, and everyone would say it every once in a while. Hearing that the two of them are showing their affection again, but they are still very natural and harmonious. This makes everyone scold them for throwing dog food and want to see what kind of affection the two of them show every day. , everyone is used to showing off, and the love of these two people has directly and positively affected the marriage rate and fertility rate of the Federation. After the young people of that era grew up, there were very few people who played with their feelings. Most of them want to find a sweet and sweet soul mate like the general husband, and then spend the rest of their lives."
"So, in addition to being called the 'Hundred Years of Glory', there was another name that few people knew about that era."
"Teacher, teacher! What's your name?"
Zhang Xiaoyu stroked his beard with a smile and said, "It's also called 'A Century of Romance'."
"It's a romantic and affectionate century of 'give you all my love'."
The author has something to say:
Ah... I'm done. There is always a sense of loss. I feel very satisfied at the end of this time, it is the kind of consummation I want without being too complicated. The whole story is designed from the beginning to the end, although there are some changes in the middle, but I am still very happy to write it. Thank you for your company along the way. This time I really want to say goodbye to Teacher Ren and General Yi. Although a little reluctant, they will live happily in their world. Thinking about it this way, it can be somewhat comforting.
Not to mention other things, here I send my best wishes to those who are still single dogs - I hope all single dogs can find their own beautiful partners in their lifetime, not single dogs, I hope you can show your love naturally every day. Smile, see you in "Peak Express".
Thank you to the little cuties who have been leaving messages bubbling and throwing mine rocket launchers. Although my interactions are not frequent, I still read every message seriously. Lol, I'm not too enthusiastic, but I'm affectionate and dedicated. Love you guys.