At this moment, Fangran was trembling.
Ever since the words Dashuifa Yuanmingyuan's bronze statue of twelve animal heads popped out, Fangran felt as if he had been struck by lightning.
He put the head of the snake beast on the bed and stared at it closely. He couldn't bear it and fell asleep, and he would wake up soon!
If Fangran knew that Ye Sheng even felt that public opinion was useless, he would definitely spit on her!
It didn't work! ! This is so useful that it explodes!
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'Fuck...'
Fangran swallowed, her eyes turned black, and she muttered to herself in shock for an unknown number of times.
What? You say I'm cowardly! ? Not calm? not calm
Then tell me, my sister, what happened to me when I was suddenly involved in a mysterious incident, the speed of life and death, the sky collapsed and the earth collapsed, and finally I survived by luck? Then I suddenly learned that I had robbed the national treasure and became a fugitive criminal. After streaking, I succeeded. hit the headlines...
You tell me how I calm down! ! (Anger fall!)
Fangran stared fiercely at the snake head on the bed, and cursed more than once in his heart.
Dry! Why did this turtle grandson suddenly run into his hands!
Damn chicken, I'm going to burp now!
A person who has lived for more than ten years without even having a girlfriend suddenly becomes a criminal!
Hey! Do you think it's a surprise, a sting, or a surprise
Fangran looked at the 'National Treasure Historical Relic', and his expression changed for a while. It was extremely complicated, and finally thousands of words of cursing were reduced to one word.
"Dry!"
no! Never let anyone know about this! I must absolutely keep my mouth shut and keep this matter to death in my heart! Never let anyone know! Fangran secretly made up his mind in his heart that no matter who it was, he would never tell!
Suddenly, at this time, there was a knock on the door!
"Is this Fangran's home?" A male voice sounded outside the door.
Fangran froze for a second, then scrambled towards the door!
"Comrade policeman! Listen to my explanation! I was wronged!! I didn't rob the national treasure! Let me tell you from the beginning, it was the reason why the station collapsed first! It was the one who did it first!! I am Good people! I did not commit a crime!!"
However, although he was determined in his heart, as a healthy young man who grew up under the red education, Fangran had no illegal thoughts at all. His first thought was to seek leniency for confession and lenient treatment, and then he opened the door without hesitation. I'm afraid that the police comrades will misunderstand that they want to delay time and escape!
A young man at the door glanced awkwardly at Fangran's attire, sneakers, socks, and pink underwear tied around his waistband. I opened my mouth.
"Uh, sir, do you need an insurance policy?"
Fangran: "..."
Insurance guy: "..."
boom!
After slamming the door shut, Fangran fell powerlessly to the ground, feeling like he had gone through a life-and-death battle!
Finally, I understood another sentence of the ideological and moral teacher again.
"Students must abide by the law and discipline in the future, otherwise, whenever you hear the sound of the alarm, even if you are not arrested, then you will not panic to death?"
I'm sorry, teacher, I am ashamed of your teachings!
I broke the law, I became a fugitive suspect! !
I'm panicking to death!
Fangran wanted to cry at this moment, so he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, rushed into the bedroom, picked up the bronze snake statue and stuffed it directly under the bed, never looking at it again, then Fangran sat on the bed and felt a little Take it easy.
It's so hard to die, just at this moment, the culprit who caused Fangran's everything at this moment jumped out openly.
"Ding! You have completed a scene, do you want to activate the new ability?"
"whether"
Fangran didn't move this time.
He didn't dare to do it first. For some reason, he had an ominous premonition. The last time he ordered this, a national cultural relic came out, and he became a wanted criminal directly. In case something more fucking came out this time... .
Then he is still alive.
However, after reading so many web novels, even Fangran knew that he was not in a good shape at the moment. According to the routine of web novels, he should need a stronger force to protect himself, then...
After thinking about it, Fangran still decided to press 'Yes'.
"Ding! You have activated your summoned beast."
summon monster!
As soon as he heard these three words, Fangran instinctively got up, summoning the beast! In this case, I was involved in a mysterious system and obtained a summoned beast at this time. It must be a super powerful summoned beast that is fluffy, cute, and then transforms!
It's like that even in the anime!
Maybe even... .
According to the routines of web articles, it may even be in human form... .
The light began to shine, and Fangran realized that he suddenly looked forward to it for some reason! He stared at the light without blinking from the corner of his eyes, the light gradually blurred and deformed, and a faint outline of a gothic loli appeared.
"Damn it! Really... yes!!"
Fangran became excited in an instant!
But before he finished his excitement, the light disappeared and was replaced by a light blue light that swept Fangran's entire room! It seems to have scanned it thoroughly.
Then a faint blue light flashed suddenly and shot into an object, the light almost blinded Fangran's eyes.
"Ah!! My dog eyes!!"
It took a long time for Fangran to recover. He rubbed his eyes and heard the system beep.
"Ding! Your summoned beast has been activated and the binding is successful!"
Oh oh oh! ! !
The girl has arrived! ! !
Fangran opened his eyes with great surprise and anticipation, that's right, he suffered such a big setback, how could he not give himself a pillar to persevere, cute girls are the best! ! He even made up the cute phrase 'You are my Master'.
Then Fangran opened his eyes, and he saw,
My Xiaomi power bank was floating in front of me, and I even made a 'surprised' movement when I opened my eyes.
Fangran: "..."
power Bank:"... ... "
... ... (long silence)
"The evildoer looks at the sword!"
Fangran suddenly pulled out his belt and slashed at the floating power bank!
"You are crazy! I am your summoned beast!"
The millet power bank dodged Fangran's angry blow in a matter of seconds!
"Get out! My summoned beast can't be a charging treasure! Look at the sword!!!"
The corners of Fangran's eyes were bloodshot, and he slashed at the Xiaomi power bank again without hesitation! For a person who expects a cute girl to become a bed warmer for a summoned beast, to be betrayed by his power bank just as his wish is fulfilled, is simply extremely angry!
"Damn it! You almost killed my old lady! Stop it!! This fucking girl is your power bank!"
Facing Fangran who almost cut himself, the charging treasure yelled in panic!
"Shut up! I don't have a power bank that calls itself my mother! It's shit!"
Fangran was unmoved, and still slashed at it angrily!
"Are you mentally retarded! Stop! Do you hear me! Don't you want me as a summoned beast!"
"Fuck you! You don't want to use the power bank summoned beast with a soft and cute loli voice to fuck your old lady!"
A certain soul in the power bank was suddenly furious!
"I'll go! You are stubborn! You must let me slap you in the face!!"
"You have the ability... Fuck!! Where did you get the motivation! Let me tell you, you don't conform to classical physics!! Are you fucking accelerating from the USB socket!?"
Facing the charging treasure that hit him directly in the face, Fangran suddenly roared in shock! Hastily threw down the waistband and pressed it with his hands, but he didn't expect this damn power bank to be super strong!
"Get out! A magical girl of yours is not qualified to talk about classical physics to my mother!!"
The voice from the power bank is still soft and loli, but Fangran can be sure that this guy is definitely not innocent, let alone the tone, it can be seen from its unwavering determination to confuse his face at the moment.
In the end, after a lot of fighting, one person and one treasure fell to the ground exhausted. In the end, Fangran finally accepted the facts tremblingly and asked in mourning:
"You... are really my... summoned beast?"
The power bank was silent for a while, as if it had irreparable and serious consequences because of an unforeseen fact, and said in despair:
"yes... ."
It is constantly regretting and questioning itself at this moment.
Why do I meet a poor guy who doesn't even have a smartphone that can connect to the Internet