Forehead...
I forgot about leaving my brother here when I went in...
I don't know if he was beaten to death by two lesbians.
Eh? Speaking of which, every time I entered the night battle scene these few times, the timing and location were very bad.
Blast broke into the women's locker room and hid in the closet when he was about to be discovered,
When the angry mercenary dealer was buried by the earthquake and the beautiful woman was in a small space,
...
And this time, it was when he entered the women's restroom by mistake and was about to be beaten!
my god...
But the most fucking thing is that every time I get involved in a scene that I don't even want to be in, it happens to save me!
Fangran thought about it speechlessly, and then heard Meng Lang crying and begging for mercy outside.
"Comrade Security, you have to trust me!"
"I'm innocent! It was my accomplice who forcibly abducted me! I'm really not a pervert!"
"It's all his fault! He's the pervert who forced his way into the women's restroom!"
A hoarse, tearful voice came from outside.
Hello! asshole! You just dumped me like this!
It's a pity that I still kept my conscience and didn't use your face to mess around!
By the way, shouldn't it be night when I come out
How long have you been delaying security for me outside
At this moment, Fangran felt a deep heartache for not using Meng Lang's vest before his conscience was still alive!
"Are you sure what you said is true?"
"I'm sure! I'm sure!"
A voice that sounded like Meng Lang's righteous words.
Brother! I knew you would drag me into the water even if you died!
Fangran expressed deep contempt for this in his heart, and then sneered disdainfully!
My young brother, do you think that this will allow me to take the blame with you!
Innocent!
"Ladies, please wait a moment, we will go in and check now."
The security leader said to the people in the corridor.
There are many women in the corridor, the lobby manager, the hotel's upper management and six or seven tall security guards. A total of more than twenty people surround the women's toilet.
This luxury hotel attaches great importance to matters that affect the reputation of the perverted women's toilet!
Meng Lang felt that the two big men holding him at this moment were the best proof.
"Is there no one inside! We are going to check now!"
"Xiao Gao, Xiao Liu, bring that person in to accuse him!"
A female manager in a suit said, and then walked into the women's toilet first!
Many female security guards behind him also went in, blocking all possible escape routes for that person!
Bro, it's really not my brother who hurt you...
It's your fucking rhythm that's so fucked up!
My fame has been ruined!
Meng Lang gritted his teeth fiercely and thought, no, I must not let my brother run away!
This Big Mac is the culprit, he must be carried with me!
boom!
The female manager opened the door of the innermost compartment as Meng Lang said!
Then... .
Everyone saw that a frail silver-haired girl clutched her chest, her pale face spoke as if frightened,
"You... you! What are you going to do!!"
At the same time, he glanced at meng lang with a wicked smile.
Meng Lang: "..."
Brother, you crafty bastard! ! ! (Meng Lang fell angrily!)
"ah!"
The female manager was stunned for a moment, and then, being smart and capable, she suddenly thought that there was no abnormality-causing a commotion-disturbing the guests when they were using the toilet-bringing immeasurable reputation loss to the hotel,
This series of things.
Immediately started to make amends.
In the end, Fangran got free compensation for three nights in the hotel. With the female manager constantly apologizing, Shi Shi ran back to the rental house.
Meng Lang was reported by the security team and taken to the police station.
Successfully ended this turmoil.
Fangran rented out the house.
At this moment, the quilt-colored slime who was surrounded by a quilt was holding a cup of steaming black wheat tangerine in both hands, and smiled happily with his eyes closed.
Then as soon as Fangran got home, he...
"Bastard!!! You are a guy who only knows how to use magic cards to clear himself!"
Meng Lang kicked the door open with a bang! Roared angrily!
"Cut! You are also a bastard who wants to drag me into the water!"
Then the two wrestle together again!
"Fart! You were the first to say that men are left and women are right!"
"But it's not my fault that the hotel messed up a few designs!"
"And how did you release it so fast, you bastard!"
"You heartless brother, I went to the police station to rescue you yesterday!"
"Damn it! If you don't mention it, I almost forget that I got into a game yesterday!"
...
The two men scuffled and quarreled on the quilt, and the scene was once very unsightly!
"enough!"
In the end, it was Ling who couldn't bear it first, and yelled at the two idiots who were still wrestling on the quilt!
Then he projected his appearance and stepped on the back of Fangran's head accurately.
"Stop talking nonsense, kneel down!"
Didn't you already trample me to my knees!
Fangran complained silently, and then out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of Meng Lang, who was also down-to-earth, speechless.
"I'll go! Brother, why are you kneeling down too!?"
However, at this moment, meng lang was already in a daze, looking at ling who was projected.
"Hey, bro, drool... drool... pay attention to your image..."
Even though the back of Ling's head was trampled on fiercely, and seeing Meng Lang's idiot-like face, Fangran couldn't help but start complaining.
"Brother, you are a hateful man who makes people jealous! You actually stay with Her Majesty Queen who is really like this every day!"
Seeing Ling's real body, meng lang beat the ground with his hands and cried bitterly.
"You must always do this, that, and that with Her Lady Queen!"
Meng Lang yelled at Fangran who was being stepped on with envy and hatred on his face!
Fuck! Do you mentally retarded know what you are yelling out loud!
You are dying at supersonic speed, can you make it!
And if you say that you are trampled on like a grandson and face-faced all day long, it always happens! !
"Brother, to be honest, I think it is very enjoyable to be stepped on by Her Lady Queen's slender legs in black stockings, you just..."
hum! !
The air bombarded by the power of thought trembled!
Meng Lang passed out as soon as he rolled his eyes and foamed at the mouth. His last thought before he died was...
As expected of... it's A... , it's... that I...
Meng Lang, died.
Ling clenched her fist that hammered out her thoughts, and withdrew her hand as the veins on her forehead throbbed.
Sure enough, this guy's head is not normal!
"Uh... well, I said Master Ling, brother, he's already lying down, can you let me raise my head?"
Fangran asked cautiously, feeling that if he raised his head rashly now, he would follow some anime-like routines to see the absolute realm (in fact, he wouldn't), and then he would be tortured more violently (this is inevitable).
So be very cautious.
"cut!"
Ling let go of him, and then sat on the swivel chair in front of the table.
With long sleeves wrapped around his chest, his slender legs in black stockings were raised, and he stared at Fangran coldly in an interrogating posture.
"Tell me carefully, what is going on in the scene? I advise you to be honest, otherwise..."
Ling looked at Meng Lang who had passed out, and shot out a thought force.
'Meng Lang' stood up abruptly, then quickly took off his clothes, leaving only a pair of underpants, shouting "Oh Ho Ho! Magical heaven!" This kind of Tengger's lyrics...
Then he jumped out of the window, plunged into the night, and started running wildly on the street!
At the same time, the loud singing resounds in the night street~
"Oh ho ho ho, the magical Jiuzhaigou!"
Fangran also saw the last piece of restraint (purple trousers) that he took off after he was out of Ling's sight.
Then Ling gently blew towards her fingers, and looked at Fangran, with a meaningful chuckle on her light golden pupils as if with magical power.
"understand?"
Fangran: "..."
Dare not understand & tremble