In the morning, the outside sun shines through the windows of the house.
Fangran lazily opened his eyes, then sat up in a daze.
I looked around.
Well, it's my bedroom, although in terms of layout, this should be the living room, but I don't care, since my bed is in the corner of the living room, then this is my bedroom.
After all, apart from having a kitchen and a separate bathroom in a rental house, you can't ask for too much.
But the problem is not here.
Fangran felt that he was sleeping with a mess (chicken) hair (nest), and looked cutely at his living room.
Um? Why am I here
I remember... um... I'm supposed to be on the way to help Xiao or... No, no, it seems that the Li family's manor has been rushed into by Wushuang, so I have already finished helping Xiao or Back home
"Huh? Sigh.... I always feel... something else happened after that?"
Fangran thought in a daze, then looked down at his clothes.
She was wearing nothing but a pair of pink panties.
"Ah! I don't want to think about it. Let's play with my mobile phone under the quilt first. It's rare that Ling is asleep and no one stops me from staying in bed."
Fangran grabbed his chicken coop, and was about to lie down when he heard 'Bang! With a bang, the door of the rental house was kicked open!
"Hey! Brother! The sun is drying your ass! Do you want to sleep until noon and eat breakfast together!!!!"
Meng Lang yelled loudly and rushed into Fangran's living room, and saw...
Fangran tightly covered his chest with the quilt.
Meng Lang: "..."
"Brother, is your posture afraid that I will rape you?"
"Well, after all, it's hard for a person like you to do anything."
Fangran said seriously, then pulled his clothes into the quilt from the other side, and put on his pants.
Then he dragged the quilt and slid off the bed, slid to the side of the low table, and resumed his slime appearance.
"So, why did you disturb my dream in the early morning?"
The slime looked at him with drooping dead fish eyes.
"Brother, I admire you for being able to call nine forty-five in the morning."
Meng Lang rolled his eyes, completely despairing of Fang Ran's dead pig-like habits.
Wrapped in a quilt, Fangran fumbled out the black wheat tangerine from under the low table, poured himself a cup, felt the sweet heat, and softened on the table.
"The time before I wake up is very early in the morning for me, so why do I wake up in my own room, shouldn't the two of us go save the little one?"
After asking this question, Fangran watched Meng Lang suddenly stare at him and fell silent.
"Brother, I know I haven't washed my face, but don't keep staring at my handsome and charming appearance? If you see that you are pregnant, who is responsible..."
"No, no, no, I was just thinking, how did you ask this question while licking your face?"
The corner of Meng Lang's mouth twitched as he looked at Fangran.
"Huh? What's the matter?"
"You don't remember what you did last night?"
"last night!?"
Fangran recalled suspiciously, and then some very bad and bad vague impressions appeared in his mind.
Fangran: "..."
"Do you know how many other fucking things you did last night besides throwing up my pants?"
Meng Lang looked melancholy at the morning sun outside the window, feeling very tired.
"Sorry, stop talking, it's all my fault."
Fangran covered his face with his hands and cried softly.
"Do you know that when you saw the public microphone in the hall and insisted on singing a song, I couldn't stop it."
Meng Lang said with a constipated expression, then covered his face with a sigh:
"You can sing if you say you want to, but think about what you sang last night!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhatchs smts The sentence "Disease is called love"!! Sichuan dialect!!!"
Meng Lang slapped the table angrily and shouted angrily:
"And the most shameless thing, you used the magic card to change my appearance before you went up!! Ah!?"
"You can look like a little girl to flirt with a girl, and use my look to embarrass yourself. Tell me what dissatisfaction you usually have with me!! You bastard!!"
Meng Lang angrily patted Fangran's table continuously, grabbed Fangran's brewed xuanmai tangerine and drank it all in one gulp. He felt that he was in a lot of pain, and that he had endured humiliation for the sake of the country and moved China... .
Fangran, who didn't dare to resist after Xuanmai Ganju was snatched, covered his face deeply. The Sichuan version of "Thank you for your love" last night echoed in his mind.
If what my brother said is true, then last night I...
"Ask me about the tonic, how many people have the doctor suffered before? If you fill the hole, I will have more kidneys for my wounded friends, more kidneys for my wounded friends~"
"It's always black and cruel to peel the wounds. I advise you to be that god-scrubbing person. Passionately save money to blow Liu Jifen, Liu Jifen~"
"The black duck is so painful~~~"
It should be sung like this, after all, the Sichuan version of "Thank you for your love" is the most magical song I have ever heard.
Fangran felt that if he sang this song in front of everyone, it would be easier for him to cover his face and run naked.
Don't doubt, if you don't believe me, listen to it, this song is so magical!
"Ahem, what about that little one?"
Feeling very sorry for my brother, Fangran hurriedly changed the subject with a guilty conscience.
Meng Lang stared at Fangran resentfully.
Don't, brother, don't look at me like that, you make me feel guilty.
Fangran turned his head away in embarrassment.
"cut... "
Seeing that it was the wine he had mixed with cheap hands at the beginning, Meng Lang cut it and didn't pursue it, and then yelled in the direction behind Fangran!
"Little or!! My brother is awake!!!"
"???"
Fangran looked at him puzzled, and not long after, Gou Yu came in from the door sighing, holding the stewed chicken soup in both hands with thick kitchen gloves.
"Hey, can you stop shouting so loudly? If you call me normally, I can hear you."
"Eh!!!"
Seeing Gou Yu walk in, Fangran was surprised and puzzled, and then looked in Meng Lang's direction.
"You drank too much last night, and Xiao or I took you back with great difficulty. There is no place to live nearby."
"So?"
Fangran was still dazed, he hadn't realized why Gou Yu appeared here with chicken soup, so he looked at Gou Yu who was dividing the chicken soup into three bowls.
Well, if you take a closer look at the small or this way, it's really virtuous...
"Ask the aunt next door to rent her room at a slightly higher price, and it may cause trouble in the future, captain."
Fangran: "..."
Snapped!
Fangran couldn't bear to look directly at him and slapped himself on the face, turning his face away.
"You two"
"Do you know that there are only three rooms on the second floor!"
"Yeah, what's the matter, it happens that the three of us share one room, yo, this will be the base of our team from now on."
Meng Lang quickly poured himself a bowl of chicken soup, took a sip, and showed a warm and happy expression.
"Bastard, I'm not talking about this problem!!"
Fangran slapped the table angrily and shouted loudly!
"So, brother, what are you struggling with?"
Meng Lang curled his lips, spat out a chicken bone and said.
"Do you know that there are only two big ladies on the second floor! You forced the last old lady away, so what will you do with the three uncles downstairs who are already competing fiercely because there is only one old lady left!! !"
"Have you considered the feelings of the old men?"
Gou Yu: "..." No wonder the uncle downstairs looked at me so strangely when I went shopping this morning.
Meng Lang: "..." Uh, I always feel like I've heard this before...
Gou Yu couldn't bear to look directly at him and covered his face, Meng Lang also spat out a mouthful of old blood, while Fang Ran silently picked up his own chicken soup.
I'm sorry, gentlemen, we're sorry for driving away your hope of life.
The three magical boys held a bowl of chicken soup in the early morning sun, thinking apologetically.