"Hey! You didn't do something disrespectful to that big sister of the Ye family, did you!?"
Meng Lang shouted tremblingly while hugging the snake.
"Brother~ Do you think I'm someone who wants to die like that~"
Originally, I didn't think you were the same, but now I see you as a night crow at all!
And your coquettish and coquettish tone, can you stop talking about your beautiful appearance now!
I'm so awkward, bro! !
"That's it! That's it! The presents are here for you too! Hurry up! Hurry up! I have a day of class and I need to rest!"
After throwing the pot away, Fangran immediately started chasing people away, kicking out both Meng Lang and Gou Yu.
"Brother! You will be punished sooner or later, you bastard."
"Hey...Brother Meng, don't try to give me yours, too?"
After blasting the two of them away, Fangran leapt onto the bed!
"Wow ha ha ha ha!!! Finally sent those two hot things out!! Great!!"
boom!
Fangran, who was happily rolling around on the bed, hit the corner of the bedside table with a bang.
"Aw! Aw! Aw! It hurts! It hurts! It's killing me!!"
The knock was so hard that he knocked open the drawer that originally held Ling.
"I'm going... it hurts... um... what is this...?"
The silver-haired beautiful girl covered the back of her head with tears in her eyes, and then realized something had fallen out of the drawer.
There is still writing on the top paper.
Fangran lay on the bed and stuck his head out to look at the ground.
Those were three cards that had fallen out of an envelope with writing on it.
The handwriting is chic and beautiful, and it looks like it was written by a foreigner who is used to writing cursive.
"This is Ling's character...?"
Hmm... not bad, it looks great, although it's still a bit short of my level.
Fangran, the heir of the True℡Gou Crawling School, thought shamelessly.
"Well, let me see, let me see, what did Ling write... If you can..."
If you can find this envelope I left in the drawer to test you, then you're at least hopelessly stupid enough to pay attention to what's around you (of course, if I wake up and see that you haven't noticed me at all) If you leave something for you, you will die).
On those three cards, I left a thought force shock that can clear a person's memory. After all, you are a coward who is terribly cowardly against the police in reality. I was very worried about things like kidnapping women and being caught in the police station and not daring to use my ability to escape.
Write words on the card, use mana to activate it slightly, and let the opponent's eyes look directly, so that he can forget all the impressions written on the card
Forehead...
I always feel... dodged a bullet...
Fangran covered his face by mistake.
Master Ling, you know me so well and left something for me on purpose, it really bothers you.
Fangran was actually very moved that Ling was worried that she would deliberately leave such a means for herself.
"But what the hell are you worried about me kidnapping women and being arrested again!!!!"
Fangran roared angrily, there was an undetectable blue light on the Xiaomi power bank placed on the TV...
...
...
In the morning, it was a new day, and the alarm clock sounded clear and disturbing on Fangran's bedside.
Reluctantly, a hand stretched out from under the bed, and slapped the noisy alarm clock hard!
boom!
This time it was replaced by fingertips hitting the corner of the bedside table...
"Aww!!!!!!"
With an earth-shattering scream, Fangran clutched his red fingers and shivered in pain.
"Brother!!! Noisy Chunmeng in the morning, are you calling the bed!!!"
Meng Lang, who was woken up next door by Fangran's nagging, yelled through the wall!
On the other side, Gou Yu, who was wearing an eye mask and earplugs, sat up helplessly from the bed, silently took off the earplugs bought at the convenience store downstairs that didn't seem to work very well, looked in the direction of the next door and sighed.
What are you arguing about at six o'clock in the morning
Then Gou Yu got up helplessly, got dressed, brushed his teeth and washed his face.
Then he went into the kitchen and started preparing breakfast.
Breakfast is very simple egg drop soup, fried bacon, bread slices and pickles left by my aunt.
Gou Yu just finished these and came out of the kitchen carrying them.
The door opened, and two hungry wolves rushed in quickly and forcefully!
"Wow! Today is frying bacon!!"
"Yeah, although the bread you baked is very delicious, but I still want a flower roll."
The two people who had already sat at the table quickly started to sweep, and it took less than a second to fill their cheeks and successfully transform into two squirrels.
Gou Yu stared at him speechlessly, who had already come to eat without hesitation, with the imposing manner that I would finish this meal first even if the world was doomsday, gritted his teeth helplessly.
Hello! You two! Did you wash your face and brush your teeth again? !
But I knew that even if I yelled out, these two guys would still rush into my room tomorrow without washing their faces and brushing their teeth, relying on their sixth sense to pinch their meals.
So all words become a sigh.
Then Gou Yu silently took out two hot steamed rolls from the pot.
"Aha! Xiaohe, I knew you really loved me!"
What you said made me want to throw it away... .
Gou Yu looked at Fangran speechlessly, his eyes sparkling.
As far as Fangran was concerned, compared to the sweet slices of bread, he still preferred the flower rolls sold downstairs with bacon stuffed in his mouth.
"Well, indeed, a slice of bread with a hint of sweetness does not go well with bacon."
Meng Lang said seriously with the appearance of a gourmet expert, and then picked up a flower roll.
Seeing that Meng Lang snatched away his precious flower roll, Fangran immediately shouted furiously, and then decisively decided to grab it back!
"Bastard!! That's Xiao Huo's quilt!"
Can't you just swallow what's in your mouth before you speak
Gou Yu looked at Fangran and Meng Lang who were already wrestling over a flower scroll, speechless.
Sighing, he took a sip of the egg drop soup and didn't intend to stop it.
Because he knew it was useless to stop him.
after all... ...
This is already the fifth time this week that they haven't washed their faces or brushed their teeth because they fought over breakfast.
Hmm... yesterday it was for the beef stuffed buns.
The day before yesterday was a slightly larger poached egg.
The day before yesterday it was because the captain yelled 'Sweet tofu brain pies are all idiots'.
The day before yesterday... um... the day before yesterday because of something...
Gou Yu sighed again, because it was too trivial and boring, he didn't even remember it.
It's been almost a week now.
He broke away from a life of more than ten years.
There is no research project, no experimental equipment, no short-term and long-term experimental goals, and no statement that the assistant is actually the guy sent by the man to monitor him.
This is Gou Yu's latest week.
A week filled with the trivial life of cooking for these two foodies who always want to eat this and that every day.
In fact, Gou Yu felt that it was unreal. This kind of relaxed leisure, a life where he didn't have to think about eating and waiting to die every day actually made him very uncomfortable.
After all, since childhood, from every moment he can remember, he has been trained extremely harshly by that man.
Reading a book for at most one hour a day is his life.
However, at this moment, Gou Yu sipped the egg drop soup lightly, and looked at the two "magic boys" who were obviously participants in the night battle, but looked like useless wrestling for a flower roll.
"Asshole! That Hanamaki is mine!"
"Brother! It's not a good habit to eat alone! You have to learn to share!"
"Shit, I just shared with you the bottom of my box a few days ago!"
"Damn it! How dare you lick your face and bring it up, you bastard! It's shit!"
Gou Yu: "..."
So how long are you going to play
Looking at the rising sun outside, he sighed softly and thought.
Really trivial and boring, but peaceful and peaceful daily life.
But, sometimes, you really want this kind of day to be longer, longer...