"So, what did you two do in my absence to make the kitchen as miserable as it was swept by the Eight-Power Allied Forces?"
In the early morning, Gou Yu sat at the table and looked at the two guys who had gone to bed early without worrying about him when he came back last night and questioned calmly.
"Ahem, little one! Congratulations on successfully passing the assessment scene!"
Fangran jumped up and tried to change the subject with a happy face.
"Thanks, so what's going on in the kitchen?"
Gou Yu nodded his thanks unmoved and continued to ask.
"Xiaohe, I finally know how painful it is to be without you. My brother and I almost starved to death last night."
Meng Lang quickly put on a compliment and said sincerely.
"Oh yeah, so what the hell is going on in the kitchen."
Indifferent Gou Yu said calmly.
"Um... "
"Eh... this...."
The two began to twitch at the same time, hesitating and speechless.
Seeing this, Gou Yu sighed and helped his forehead, then raised his head and asked calmly:
"Then you just need to tell me what happened to the half-fried pork belly and chocolate and my cheese in the pan."
Fangran: (-ι_-)...
Meng Lang: (-ι_-)...
The air was silent for a second like death, and then Fangran and Meng Lang slapped the table and pointed!
"It's him!"
"It's him!"
Gou Yu looked at the two of them indifferently.
"Brother, you dare to be a bastard! It is clearly the first time you cook and feel that you have a great advantage. When you see my chocolate, you insist on adding half a piece of it! Why do you say that the meat will have a unique flavor! "
"Fart! You were the one who first proposed to operate in the kitchen! And it's the first time for you to cook happily and direct beside me! It's obvious that you threw half of the chocolate in at once!"
The two shouted and began to expose each other's past mercilessly, throwing blame at each other.
Then quickly wrestled together.
Looking at the empty cheese bag in his hand, Gou Yu always felt that he could imagine the two guys who couldn't cook last night, huddling together in the kitchen for the first time to operate, full of novelty and excitement, randomly adding things to the pot look.
Alas, this bag is still his favorite cheese, and it's time to order a new one.
Coming back last night, Gou Yu watched the whole piece of pork belly in the pot mixed with dark chocolate, and the surrounding cheese and oil that had melted into soup, completely turning into a disgusting thing that was beyond description.
The first second Gou Yu saw the contents of the pot, he almost thought that these two guys finally couldn't help but start cooking shit while he was not at home...
"The two of you are forbidden to enter the kitchen in the future, and because the last piece of meat was fried in chocolate by the two of you, so I am going to buy vegetables now, and there will probably be new products in the supermarket at the end of the month."
Seeing the two wrestling together for himself, Gou Yu finally rolled his eyes helplessly, and got up to go out.
Seeing that Gou Yu was not angry, the two pretending to wrestle back to normal in an instant, and then sent him out with smiles on their faces.
"Small or, have a good trip."
"Small or, all the way... Fuck it!!"
Gou Yu: "..."
What the hell is it all the way
"Brother, this is the first time I've heard someone send someone off with a word of shit."
Meng Lang exclaimed in amazement, but he didn't answer his complaints, Fang Ran's face was dull, and he said tremblingly:
"Xiaohe, you just said that today is the end of the month!?"
"Yeah, June 30th, what happened?"
Gou Yu looked at him strangely.
"At the end of June...the summer vacation is in early July...then..."
Fangran blankly counted the time, then burst into tears and shouted:
"Then it's the end of term right now!!!"
"Brother, although it's just my guess, you won't..."
Meng Lang asked with a twitching corner of his mouth.
"I haven't reviewed any of them..."
Fangran covered his face and whispered in despair.
Meng Lang: "..."
"But even if you don't review, as long as you pay attention to the class...."
Gou Yu was only halfway through his sentence when he suddenly saw Fangran cover his face even more guiltyly.
Gou Yu: "..."
The air was silent, and after a while, Gou Yu spoke silently:
"Captain, tell me honestly, how many courses are there that you didn't play with your mobile phone and listened carefully in class?"
sorry, none...
Fangran covered his face with tears streaming down his face, unable to answer Gou Yu's question.
"alright, I got it."
"But captain, even if you only remember the final exam now, then you didn't listen to anything, how are you going to pass the exam?"
Gou Yu pressed his forehead silently and asked while covering his eyes.
"It shouldn't be like this!!"
Fangran cried and shouted angrily!
"Under normal circumstances, I only need to do a surprise review in the last period of time before the exam, and then in the spirit of unity is strength, everyone in the exam room helps each other, with a little cheat sheet, normal grades and a benevolent teacher, I can pass smoothly!!! "
Meng Lang: "..."
Gou Yu: "..."
Brother, don't you think the prerequisites for you to pass are a bit too much...
And with so many conditions, you barely pass! ! asshole! !
What a scumbag you have to be! ! !
"Captain, was your previous campus life like this?"
Gou Yu couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this test method that he couldn't imagine.
"Small or, you didn't go to college you don't understand that in most cases, for a large percentage of people, a semester of college life is..."
"Eighteen weeks of kindergarten + two weeks of senior three."
Meng Lang sighed, and then looked at Fangran and sighed in amazement.
"But it's the first time I've seen you, brother, a scumbag in your class. Now I doubt whether you are blind in the night battle because you became a participant."
Fangran folded his hands on his knees, curled up next to the bedside table, muttered to himself with blank eyes:
"I don't care... I don't listen... It's not my fault... It's not me... It's the world..."
"Yeah, he's starting to give up treatment."
Meng Lang rolled his eyes and spread his hands, then gloated and added:
"Brother, as far as I know, you still have six subjects in the exam week. If you give up now... you will fail six subjects."
One hangs six subjects.
To Fangran at this moment, these were probably the most terrifying five words in the world, which woke him up instantly.
"Damn it!! In the final analysis, it's this night battle that messed up my rhythm of life!"
"I haven't had a good life since that week when I lived five scenes in one go!"
Fangran gritted his teeth viciously and slapped the table!
"Don't talk, brother, help Xiao or find a place, we have a free week."
"Did you worry about what to do with the concert that week!?"
Fang Ran suddenly cried and covered his face:
"It's hard to get through that terrible night. The past few days have been the assessment scene of the little one, and I don't live in the dormitory, so I forgot about the review!"
"Brother, why are you panicking, you are a night battle participant, it's a big deal not to study..."
"yes!!!"
Fangran woke up suddenly, slapped the table and shouted. When Meng Lang was taken aback by how quickly he recognized the participants' awesome values, Fangran's face glowed red!
"I'm a night battle participant, I can use my ability to cheat!"
Meng Lang: "..."
That... what... I didn't actually mean that...
Gou Yu: "..."
Captain, can you have something to do
"Wait let me think! Let me think!"
Fangran took the gluttony doll away, and poured out all his Clow cards in one go.
A total of nine cards are dropped on the table.
First of all, the sword card is definitely useless, he can't kill the invigilator with the first card he got...
In the same way, Lei Pai also passes!
The shield is useless, neither is the floating card and the flying card, and the sleeping card is also pulled down.
Then Fangran picked up the singing card with a complicated expression. Although this card was very useful that night, until you tell me that it is useful in normal times!
Shadow card... oh, no, it's too daytime for shadows to move around, it's easy to scare people to death, uh... although it's also at night.
So, are you alone... Fangran picked up the phantom card with a serious face.
Strictly speaking, the effect of this card is to make the opponent think of what is on his mind and produce hallucinations.
But Fangran had discovered before that this card could barely be used on himself in reverse.
In that way, others can see the illusion produced by the illusion card through their own thinking.
Like... cubes.
Ahem, that's getting too far, so how do you use phantom cards to cheat and pass the exam
Fangran stared at the phantom card with a constipated expression.
"Wow, my brother's eyes suddenly changed when he thought of evil ways."
Meng Lang said with emotion, Gou Yu shook his head helplessly, planning to go out to buy groceries:
"Oh? Really, what has become?"
"Well, from a salted fish that has been in the sun for a month to a salted fish that has only been in the sun for a day, it is full of vitality."
Meng Lang nodded seriously and said, Gou Yu, who had just stepped out of one foot, was silent.
Isn't that still salted fish
On the other side, Fangran was thinking hard about how to cheat with magic cards.
Use phantom to see other people's answers
No, the phantom is just a phantom created by yourself, and it does not have any functions other than executing your own orders.
Also, phantoms have no eyes... and no words to tell themselves
So... let the phantom sit in its place, see the answer transparently and let it write
Hey, that seems to work...
But the phantom is transparent, so if you ask a question with a rubber later, you will have a hard time on your back...
Immediately gg.
No, the risk is too high, pass, pass...
After thinking hard for a while, Fangran found out in despair that, as a participant with the Clow card ability, he didn't have a single card to cheat...
Dry!
What do I need this ability for
Um? etc!
Fuck! correct! I also have a night weapon, a night crow!
Just let Ye Ya look at it and share the vision with yourself!
An instant of ecstasy appeared on Fangran's face!
But he soon realized another problem!
His eyes were fucking black when he activated Night Crow!
How the hell did she explain this to the invigilator
Um? hold on...
Fangran looked at the phantom card in his hand...
There is no unparalleled road! ! ! !
"Wow ha ha ha ha!!!!"
Thinking of the solution (cheating) method, Fang Ran suddenly put his hips on his hips and laughed wildly!
"Brother! I have already thought of a way to pass the exam steadily!!"
"Brother, before I plan to pour cold water on you, let me check your exam information for you. If you take four subjects a day, is your mana worth enough?"
Meng Lang pointed out Fangran's broken butt straight to the point!
right! It's broken butt!
The wild laughter slowly disappeared on Fangran's face.
He slowly calmed down the muscles on his face, and sat back down slowly like reversing a camera.
Constipated dignified expression.
It's over, Night Crow needs 1,000 mana to activate once, and he needs more than 4,000 mana to save himself a way out.
Fangran didn't say a word and sat at the table as if defeated.
After a long time, he took a deep breath and turned around slowly...
Then, with snot and tears, she rushed towards Ling's body at the head of the bed and cried, crying:
"Your Majesty Queen! The world is in a hurry!"
But before his tears and snot stained the holy power bank, Ling's figure appeared out of nowhere, and the feet in black stockings directly trampled him to the ground!
Then Ling flicked her light blond long hair, gritted her teeth in a crisp voice and said angrily:
"You are a night battle participant, can you be a bit promising! Is the ability given to you to make you cheat in the exam!?"
"Because there is a danger of failing the final exam, letting me use the core to let you cheat in the exam is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard in my life!!"
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