"You bastard!!!"
Ling's roar immediately resounded in Fangran's rental house! !
Lingqi's power bank trembled violently, and there was even a faint silver light flashing!
"I've spent a long time talking nonsense, and in exchange for an answer like yours!?"
"No, it's just that I really can't play, old lady!" Fangran begged for mercy with a bitter face, going to fight in the night battle, the concubine really couldn't do it!
"It seems that you are toasting and not eating fine wine?"
Ling's voice suddenly became dangerously low.
"Um, what do you want to do?!"
Fangran slumped down on the ground in shock, clutching her neckline like a woman.
"Fangran, I am now officially warning you. If you don't strengthen your strength in the night battle and continue to fight, I will call the police and report that I have found traces of cultural relics wanted criminals."
Ling floated high, looking down at Fangran condescendingly.
Hearing Ling's words, Fangran's body froze immediately, and he pointed at Ling tremblingly and complained:
"Do you want to be so ruthless, so heartless!"
"You forced me to do this."
Ling looked at Fangran contemptuously, and smiled coldly.
"Let me tell you, I'm a man with a bottom line. Even if you use such shameless means to force me, I..." Fangran said resolutely, but in fact, this is just a scene he is used to. According to Fangran's His character, he was going to confess in the next sentence.
"Okay! Have a backbone! Then I'll contact the police,"
The words "be obedient and obedient" stuck in Fangran's throat. Ling had already spoken firmly. She had made up her mind not to show any color to Fangran. He was a coward who was hopeless. !
"When you come to check the water meter later, how do you..."
Ling smiled triumphantly, planning to call the police while appreciating Fangran's appearance, but...
She froze suddenly.
Fangran, who was about to kowtow to admit his mistake immediately, hugged his thigh angrily again, was also stunned when he saw that Ling suddenly stopped talking.
Eh!
The two thought of a fact at the same time.
That is... ...
"Wow ha ha ha ha!!!!"
Fangran immediately revived with full blood, and salted fish rolled up like a stiff fish, laughing wildly with his hips on his hips! Posing in the posture of Ju Zhong Er, covering his right eye with his right hand, and pointing at his power bank with his left hand.
"Stupid summoned beast, don't forget, there is nothing in this room that can make you call the police!"
Ling: "..."
Damn, forget that this guy is a poor guy who doesn't even have a mobile phone!
Dry! Obviously, it was because of this mindset that I ended up in this situation, why I still don’t have a long memory!
"Wow ha ha ha ha ~"
Fangran was still laughing at the queen with his hips on his hips.
"Don't be too happy, even if there is no mobile phone in this room, I just need to go to the next door to report you."
Ling gritted her teeth and said viciously.
"Don't think about it! In the two rooms on the left and right, the two aunts are at home 24 hours a day. Want to break into the house? Don't even think about it!?"
Fangran changed his movements again, pretending to be pushing the non-existent glasses, posing as Conan, and pointed out the flaws straight to the point!
Dry! Ling cursed in her heart, the middle-aged aunt just went to the square dance honestly! Always stay at home, eat takeaway!
"Besides these two, it's not like I have no other choice," Ling sneered relentlessly, seeing Fangran's look of needing to be beaten, she gritted her little tiger's teeth in hatred and thought dangerously.
If my ability is still there, I will definitely throw you into the anti-gravity space and rotate a point!
"Hehe~, if you don't care that the power bank can fly and talk and make headlines, I don't care either."
This time Fangran assumed Lelouch's signature pose, pressing it as if he had a mask on his face, and said with a sneer.
hateful!
Ling was silent this time, Fangran did mention her weakness.
How can Xiu, who is obviously just Fangran, be so arrogant!
And when did this idiot react so quickly!
One person and one treasure looked at each other. Ling didn't know what she was thinking, but Fangran looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water.
After three minutes of silence, Ling was the first to lose.
After holding back for a long time, Ling finally threatened sullenly: "You will belch sooner or later if you are so lazy."
"Ahem," Fangran pretended to cough twice, smacked his lips and took a step back, "I actually want to increase my strength a little bit."
"Oh~?"
"But of course safety comes first!"
Facing Ling's voice asking back, Fangran hastily puffed out his chest and said.
"Cut~"
"Is it okay for us to be like this? I will normally participate in those night battle scenes, and I will listen to you if I guarantee my safety."
Scratching his head, Fangran seemed a little embarrassed and said.
"I have nothing to tell you!"
Ling's voice was still that of a loli, no matter how I heard it, I felt that this angry and sarcastic sentence sounded like a tsundere.
"Oh," Fangran sighed, and said again: "In contrast, if you help me, I will help you too."
After a pause, Fangran added another sentence.
"As far as I can..."
Hearing this, Ling was silent for a second, then sneered:
"Hey~, don't you think I'm your summoned beast?"
Fangran paused for a moment, then smiled, and rubbed his face with his hands, not letting Ling see his expression at the moment.
"Ha, that, although I'm just an ordinary person with no merits, I'm not stupid."
"Well, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you. I do have something that needs you to reach B level to help me. As long as you promise to help me, I will naturally help you with the night battle."
"But let me tell you first, what I asked you to do is not simple, maybe if you don't pay attention, you will die, have you considered it?"
Ling's voice changed again, it was still Loli's voice, but with an inexplicable meaning.
"Well, it's okay, if you help me, I will help you too." Fangran smiled, and agreed softly, like an agreement made with a friend, and this agreement, Ling also came after a long time.. .
"Heh~, with your current hot chicken strength, it will take at least a few decades to help me!"
Seeing Fangran "cooperating obediently", Ling resumed her tone of poison tongue queen again, and said contemptuously.
"My lord, it's only been two days since I got involved in that night battle, isn't it normal to be hot?" Fangran also turned into a bitter face again, muttering and complaining.
"Don't call me Your Lady Queen!" Ling said angrily! What kind of bullshit is this called!
"Alright, Your Lady Queen!" Fangran had an expression of 'I didn't hear'.
"If you call it that again, believe it or not, I'll slap you in the face!"
Ling took out her trump card and threatened, Fangran confidently assessed the relationship between the power bank and the hardness of the bridge of her nose, and in order to avoid screaming and rolling on the ground, she decisively confessed!
"Then tell me what your name is?"
"Heh~ why should I tell you?"
Fangran: "..."
"Then, Your Lady Queen...."
"Get out! Don't call me that!"
"Then millet?"
"My sister!"
"Then...Xiao Ke?"
"Do you think I'm that puppet that can only fly!"
"Oh, it's really difficult to serve, oh yes, please turn off the lights at night from now on."
"Huh!? Why does my mother turn off the lights for you?"
"You can see that the summoned beasts in other animes are all responsible for showing cuteness and turning off the lights."
"What does that have to do with me!!!"
"Of course it does. You can see that a power bank can't be cute, so the only thing left is to turn off the lights."
"Fangran! Believe it or not, this old lady will kill you right now!"
"Do not believe!"
"you... "
...
...
This is when the two men first agreed.