Although the mental activity that directly cuts to the theme seems a bit abrupt, but I still have to say... .
Well, I believe you have guessed it too.
That's right.
I want to escape.
because... .
This day is really unbearable! (wailing loudly)
Take a look at what kind of life I've been living since the beginning of this summer vacation!
ah
Every day!
It's either training in hell or eating shit in class. Even on the only night of rest, I met a kidnapper who can transform and a monster that destroys the city like in Ultraman! (╬ angry)
Since this summer vacation, the baby has never rested!
Your summer vacation, I don't have such an unfilial summer vacation like you!
(╬╯◣д◢)╯︵┻━┻ (angry!)
This is not the day I imagined. My summer vacation is obviously the kind of summer vacation where I can laze around at home and wait for death, and I can apply for funding with my mother to go to the beach to see big sisters in bikinis! !
It's definitely not a flirtatious bitch like you!
(╬╯◣д◢)╯︵┻━┻ (Once again!)
(Whisper: Haven't you been to the beach?)
Get the fuck out (shouting)!
If you don't tell me, I almost forgot that I almost capsized in the Pacific Ocean at the beginning of this summer vacation!
Sunday morning, 5:00 AM.
Fangran sat on the toilet seat with a serious face as if he was constipated, crossed his hands in front of his face, and thought about it.
It stands to reason that at this point in time, after a day of special training in hell, he would never leave his bed, except for the punctual and unshakable "training time is up" of the devil instructor Suqun.
However, since yesterday afternoon was the magician's illusion teaching, Fangran set six alarms every ten minutes from 4:00 in the morning, and finally succeeded in waking up an hour earlier.
Pfft...why there is a bitter feeling of wanting to cry.
Compared with Su Qun's brutal and inhuman subjects with different pendant hammers, and Qing Ning's shocking high-voltage electric hand-held experiments, the magician's training is obviously the easiest and Fangran's favorite one.
Although he was deceived by all kinds of dazzling means every time, he couldn't find Bei... Ahem, I will talk about this later.
Now the most important thing is...
Fangran realized the main reason why he failed to escape the first three times!
Yes, that's right!
It's just a matter of time!
It’s too obvious to go to the toilet with the excuse of a stomachache every time, and after all, it’s simply unrealistic to run away during training!
So, this time, Fangran decided to change the time after a painful experience. The arduous...
Get up a little early.
"I don't believe it... I still can't even get out of the gate of the night game this time!"
Sitting on the toilet lid and getting dressed, Fangran gritted his teeth and said viciously, then quickly began to plan his escape route!
first!
The most important thing is how to avoid Emma!
Fang Ran hated Ye Bureau, who looked like a mechanical girl at the front desk, but was actually an artificial intelligence responsible for most of the affairs of Night Bureau.
Almost all of his first three escapes were in Emma's hands. The first time he passed through the wall and was captured by surveillance cameras, the second time he was invisible and was marked by heat energy, and the third time...
Alas, I will not mention it for the third time.
She must have known that Lime and the magician had already arrived at the door, so she said 'you can't escape'!
hateful! Cunning AI!
"This time, hum! Since it's not training time, the baby will fly out of the window!"
Fangran showed a sinister smile, Kakaka, you must be stupid, I didn't expect that the baby can not only pass through walls, but also fly!
This time I didn't take an unusual path, I flew out from my floor, let's see how you caught me, Emma!
Wa hahaha!
Stupid artificial intelligence, bow down to the wisdom of your baby!
"Reveal, this black hole that passes through the barrier, and open the road to freedom and the sea for my king!"
Fangran stood up suddenly, and then in the bathroom where he was the only one, he covered one of his eyes with one hand, opened his hand to the wall, and shouted in a low voice that if anyone heard him, he would roll over and want to die. lines!
Pull the card to activate, and a dark round hole opens on one wall of the bathroom.
Fangran had already investigated. This wall is the one closest to the outside. Moreover, Hua Ling went looking for Yesheng and never came back. Qing Ning and the magician went shopping in Dongjiang District of the capital because it was the weekend. The recovery was also sudden yesterday. Received a call and went out with something to do.
The bastard who gave himself women's clothing and saved himself once is still locked up in the bureau.
Brother Su Qun should be sleeping at this time.
That is to say...
Today, right now, is the weakest day in the night game!
It is the perfect ce for the baby to escape!
"Playing sand castles by the sea, here I come to a better life!"
Fangran shouted loudly, then took out the floating card and rushed forward. The dark world in front of him only lasted for a moment.
And then there's the open air world!
The air flowed by the ear, Fangran controlled the speed, and slowly floated towards the ground, thinking hesitantly in his heart.
It's just past five o'clock, even Big Brother Su Qun would never have thought that he would implement the plan at this time!
Hahaha, no one can stop the baby this time, the genius with full marks in all subjects is about to return home!
Falling to the ground, feeling down-to-earth, looking at the vast manor in the night scene where there is no one else except the military guards on guard and the big brothers who are doing morning exercises in the early morning.
Fangran couldn't help shedding turbid tears, it's great, now I can finally go back...
back...
back to... .
emmm... ..
etc.
(°ー°〃) Did I just see something unexpected running past quickly.
Turning his head stiffly, he looked at Su Qun who was jogging in the morning on the school field carrying a hundred catties on his back, and while running, he was holding a knife and slashing sharply at the same time.
Fangran: "..."
Poof_(:ι」∠)_
This is not what I planned.
You, an elite male god, shouldn't be able to solve a series of problems such as washing and dressing in just ten minutes, and have a good sense of time, and prepare for everything ten minutes in advance...
Woke up around 5:30!
Why are you now in the baby's field of vision!
"Huh? Fangran? You're awake. Just in time. I was going to call you later."
Noticing Fangran, Su Qun was a little surprised that Fangran, who slept like a dead pig, woke up so early when he went to call him every day.
There was a dull 'bang' sound when it hit the ground, Fangran's mouth twitched, his brows twitched, and he trembled as he was about to cry:
"No, Brother Suqun...how do you...at this point...so early...shouldn't...it's impossible..."
Halo almost bit his tongue again and again, but in the end Fang Ran felt unrequited, so he summed it up and asked blankly.
"Brother Suqun, what are you doing?"
"Me? I'm doing morning exercises. Since I have to train you every day recently, I have moved up my morning exercise time."
Su Qun was very surprised, he answered this question.
Fangran: ((???|||))
What do you mean, you take me to run 10,000 meters in big strides every morning, and that doesn't even count as morning exercise!
By the way, you used to do morning exercises every day!
Thinking of this, Fangran swallowed tremblingly and asked with trembling eyes:
"What... Brother Suqun, what time did you get up?"
"At half past three, I'm used to exercising for two hours every morning."
Su Qun moved his body, stretched his joints, put the knife into its sheath and replied simply as usual.
Fangran: "..."
half past three... .
I remember that after class was over at nine o'clock yesterday, you said that you had to deal with business and you would go back to your room later...
Pfft, Fangran covered his face in his heart.
I'm sorry, my cognition is still too naive without shoes. I thought that precise timing control is the style of a male god, but I really never thought of it.
It turns out that a creature like a male god can be busy from morning to night, and after intensive training, can he sleep for less than six hours!
(*?)
Fangran looked at Su Qun with a look of despair, thinking in his heart that even though he had always regarded Su Qun as a role model and had a very high evaluation, he still underestimated the cold elite male god in front of him.
Ever since I found out that the nutritious lunch was unpalatable, I have been eating shit with myself with a blank face every day. Whether it is 10,000 meters or other training, I am a group who lead by example, not only training hard on myself.
Are you so strict with yourself
You think that he is a high-cold male god who precisely controls time every day and gets up on time, but you never imagined that he is actually a super male god who wakes up for morning exercises at 3:30!
"Recently, I thought about it, summed up the recent training, and decided that on the next Sunday, I plan to arrange some out training for you. It just so happens that you woke up early today. Let's pack up and go out."
"oh."
Fang suddenly felt that everything was fine.
Fangran's escape plan failed for the fourth time.
This time he ran out of the gate of the night bureau.
Although, originally he was going to go out today.