"My fucking sister knows it!!!!!!"
Fangran cursed!
He knew it wasn't going so well, and under such circumstances, something would definitely go wrong! !
Fuck your sister's wand! ! Even though the waistband is 'hard' up...
Also ride a horse or a trouser belt! !
And you tell me why the waistband is hard! ! Why did a trouser belt stiffen up! You told me that a trouser belt is hardened and has chicken feathers! Shouldn't this situation mean that the belt of the trousers has completely turned into a magic wand! !
You fucking don't play cards according to routine! !
Fangran roared loudly in his heart, and then let out a spineless scream!
"Ahhh!!!!!! Save!!! Life!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Under the darkness of night, on a certain street in the city, a young man was running in front of a zombie while holding a 'stiff' waistband...
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And five minutes ago, on the other side, the real participants of this 'accident'...
On the edge of the roof of the tallest building in the city, a figure really stood on the edge of the building like a superhero in a movie, without any fear of the height of hundreds of meters. ..., that cool, dick, and handsome man that Fangran met at the station.
"Heh, there are a little less people this time...but it's also..."
He chuckled and said to himself, then suddenly turned his head and said with a smile: "You two beauties, don't you think so?"
click, click, click
The sound of high-heeled boots hitting the ground moved from far to near, two talisman papers suddenly appeared and burned suddenly, and two figures walked out of the flames, with wavy long hair flying in the night wind, black windbreaker and white shirt, full of international model.
Um, not counting the flying swords floating around them...
"It's just a D-level night battle, why did you come?"
Ye Sheng asked coldly, another wave of sword energy condensed around her, and the woman beside her also made a strange gesture with her fingers, the atmosphere seemed to be on the verge of breaking out!
"Normally speaking, I wouldn't come, but who made this reward special?" The young man in sunglasses smiled maliciously, and then said pointedly: "It's so special that even the officials have dispatched you all." .”
"Sister Sheng, stop talking nonsense with this traitor, let's..." the beautiful woman beside Ye Sheng whispered, looking in another direction to signal.
And in that direction, there are all kinds of strange people wandering around, a boy who looks like a high school student with big earphones, a middle-aged gentleman who looks like a European nobleman in the last century with a diamond-encrusted cane, and a girl with lightning-like hands , the young man who spit out flames casually, and all kinds of strange people seem to be heading towards this tallest building.
"Cut..." Ye Sheng glanced at the young man in the sunglasses, turned around and left, and said firmly in a low voice: "No matter what happens in this night battle, we must win, and no matter what happens in a while, we must grab the shot." kill!"
The two of them didn't take the elevator, they went straight to the side of the building, and jumped off. Two sword lights appeared at their feet in an instant, and Ye Sheng, who flew down, took a last look at the young man in the sunglasses and said to his subordinates:
"As for all the other people this time, I'll settle accounts with them later, hmph."
After the two women left, the young man in the sunglasses still stood at his position and closed his eyes.
"ten."
My heart began to count down, and at the same time, all the 'participants' around this building also began to count down.
At the entrance of the building, the boy with big earphones yawned, looked at his watch, and said lazily:
"Nine."
In the back street, the girl surrounded by electric lights raised the corners of her mouth briskly.
"eight."
Click, the pocket watch was opened, and the middle-aged gentleman smiled gently and steadily.
"seven."
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In an office on a certain floor of the building, a flame suddenly ignited in the hands of an unruly young man. He raised his right hand high, as if admiring the flames.
"three."
In the air surrounded by the building, two slim figures with sword lights on their feet floated around, Ye Sheng looked at the brightly lit building in the night, and muttered in a low voice.
"two."
No one read it, and at the last second, the system's announcement rang in the ears of all participants! !
"Ding! The preparation time is over!"
"Ding! The night city of the D-level night battle scene is on!"
"Ding! All participants arrived at the designated place on 11/11!"
"Ding! D-level night battle scene, D-27 launch!"
"Ding! Night battle..."
A series of system prompts sounded continuously, and the last sound was in the ears of every participant!
"start!!!"
In an instant, all the figures surrounding the building were dispatched! ! !
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"Help... help... help... help, I'm dying, I'm dying."
At this moment, Fangran was on a street, his eyes were dull, his face was numb, and he gave up the treatment and shouted like a stick.
He couldn't run anymore, really, he couldn't run anymore, he didn't even have the strength to curse and swear in his heart, if it wasn't for the belief in his heart that he would be bitten by zombies at this moment if he stopped , he couldn't run anymore.
Why...
Why, am I being chased by zombies
Suddenly, Fangran fell into deep thinking. He was thinking about his life, the meaning of being alive, where he came from, where he was going, who he was, why he was himself, why he was not someone else,
Then use mathematical induction and economic management knowledge, add Java programming technology, and fresh soy sauce, put it in the rice cooker, go through ninety-nine forty-nine procedures, and turn to the ultimate question of your life philosophy, that is ...
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Why the fuck are you being chased by a zombie for three streets in a weird place at this time! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
This is fucking abnormal!
Although I was a bit moldy today, I caught up with the highest temperature when I came back, and then I wanted to take the subway without my wallet, and it seems that I didn’t bring my keys. I haven’t passed the CET-4 exam three times. I haven’t had a girlfriend yet. I’m a virgin. Expressed good feelings, lost money three times in the first half of the year, sat and stood six times, and was issued seven times...
Shit, suddenly a little sad...
But none of these! ! Heavy! ! want! ! !
No matter how unlucky I am, I should go back to the place where I live, have a cold drink and rest at this time! ! !
Why was he being chased by a zombie for eight streets! ! !
What? Didn't you say it was Santiaojie
None of this matters...
The important thing is that I am being chased by zombies now! ! !
"Ah!!!! Help!!!"
Almost being bitten on the ass, Fangran once again ignited his motivation and ran forward desperately, and by the way, he called out for help again with a strong voice!
"Hey! There's a building in front of it. It should be very complicated inside. If you go in and hide, you should be able to get rid of that idiot behind you." Suddenly, Fangran's eyes lit up, and he accelerated his running speed, running towards the tallest building.
As long as you run into the building, when Fangran is thinking about it... .
boom! ! ! ! ! ! !
The building collapsed, and there was a loud noise, as if all the pillars were blown up by explosives at the same time, and the tallest building collapsed in an instant!
Fangran: "..."
Fangran, 20 years old, no bad record, no smoking, no drinking, no homosexuality, virgin, single for about the same age as his age, has not passed the CET-4 exam three times, was expressed by a male friend the day before yesterday, and now he feels again To the sudden and unfairness of fate.
Then I also learned the valuable knowledge of not setting a flag for yourself.
Facing the skyscrapers that were pressing down on him and the zombies, Fangran felt as if the sky had collapsed, but what greeted all of this was Fangran's tenacious roar and never-give-up voice, he roared loudly!
"I have a sentence that my mother sells me and I will say it now!!!!!!"