Whenever the military training of Capital University is in full swing, there is something very sad to say, and it is criticized by every freshman who conducts military training at Capital University.
That is... .
The big campus where a fool can get lost,
Although the supermarket is not too far from the playground,
But it is definitely not a distance that is not enough for you to take a free break during military training to buy some cold drinks.
So when you want to be free, drink a cup of cold drink after training in the military posture and going forward...
That is simply impossible.
(罒ω罒) Young people masturbate well, don't think about unrealistic things.
Ice cold drink? Fat house happy water? Ice cream milk tea ice cream
nonexistent.
Hehe, of course, if you have a girlfriend (boyfriend) who can bring you water when you just entered school,
Then pretend I didn't say it.
Therefore, for the freshmen who are in the process of military training, they cannot get the salvation of cooling down during the rest time, and even the cold drinks they bring will become hot drinks.
so,
Military training difficulty +100
However, it is precisely because of this that three magical boys who have recently been in financial crisis have an evil opportunity to make money...
Beside the bushes on the edge of the playground, the 'Chocolate Box Masked Man' looked at the freshmen who had begun their military training, and viciously bit down the last spoonful of shaved ice, his eyes burst into light!
"Brother! The whole morning's hard work in the sun was not in vain, it's time for us to act!"
And when he heard his words, the 'pan-cloaked man' who was so frightened and almost threw the shaved ice out of his hand, also took a look at the situation, and then nodded slowly with a deeply approving expression:
"It seems so, uh, but brother, even if we have prepared everything, how can we sell it? I think we will go there, and these high-level salted fish whose heads are full of cultural knowledge will not An easy hook."
Seeing the two of them crouching behind the bushes with the cheapest disposable milk tea cups, with an indescribable appearance, the 'Baseball Bat Hoodman' sighed a long time.
Speechlessly, he glanced at his side. There was a big sauerkraut jar in the middle of the step, and there was an electric car with a big box on the back seat. This scene full of complaints made him unable to complain about the two things in front of him. A guy who squats next to other people's military training like a thief.
"Heh, bro, do you think I haven't considered this point, and let alone my secret marketing strategy that hasn't been implemented yet, it's just my unbelievable pyramid scheme and the fact that I can buy it during the military training break." As far as shaved ice is concerned, it is enough to form a fatal attraction for them!"
'Chocolate Box Masked Man' raised the corners of his mouth, and said confidently and arrogantly, but 'Frying Pan Caped Man' looked at him silently.
Brother, what you wanted to say just now was propaganda, right? It must be my illusion to hear the word MLM, right... .
But I turned my head and glanced at the "shaved ice stand" that didn't have a thousand words and couldn't explain it clearly. At this time, my brother who is obviously funny and stupid can be called a magical operation that you can't imagine. I think it's better not to complain.
"Brother, I would venture to ask, what is your marketing strategy...?"
Hearing his question, 'Chocolate Box Masked Man' hummed a low laugh,
Then he stood up and took a deep breath, Qi Luck Dantian shouted in a deep voice!
"Free shaved ice! Here's free shaved ice!!"
The man with the pan and the cloak: "..."
Baseball Bat Hood: "..."
puff! ! !
Your stupid marketing strategy is that you don’t need a penny, let us dry out the sun all morning, and then give away the shaved ice for free
Let's not talk about what our Chocolate Man wants to do,
Let's just say it with this voice first, it's really... .
It works great! ! !
This corner of the playground of Capital University was stunned by his yelling. All the freshmen who heard it were stunned for a moment, and then they were stunned for a second because of completely unbelievable reasons.
What!
There is free shaved ice!
Did the school finally understand the difficulties of our military training and send us benefits!
This is basically the first thought of everyone who heard this voice, and then when they looked in the direction of the source of the sound, they found that it was not the senior and senior sister they imagined,
Instead, three guys wearing sunshade straw hats, sunglasses, and beach shorts looked around, sneakily pushing an object that might be a sauerkraut jar in the middle of a legend in the far north, and appeared very covertly at the Capital University. , a corner of the military training playground.
Freshmen in military training: "..."
wait... wait a minute... .
Where should we complain about this image... .
Although the other party's image and appearance were too suspicious, they fell into an embarrassing situation for a while, but!
Capital University, the most indispensable among the guys who can be admitted to Capital University are outstanding students who dare to try. In fact, the three knights feel in their hearts...
(;￣д￣) Ah, maybe it won’t work, I suddenly think it’s better for us to go back...
Finally, there were a few boys who couldn't stand the 30-degree hot weather and didn't feel as uncomfortable as cold drinks, so they came forward to ask.
"Excuse me, is there really free shaved ice?"
Looking at the suspicious-looking guy wearing a straw hat, big sunglasses, and beach pants, the leading boy finally asked this question in confusion.
Unexpectedly... .
"That's right!!! This young Junjie! You're right! Of course there's free shaved ice here! Come on! How many of you! Is one enough for each person!!!"
The other party was extremely enthusiastic, so enthusiastic that it could be said that he stopped drinking, and stuffed him with a disposable milk tea cup.
To be honest, the moment he felt the cold shaved ice in his hand, put a spoonful in his mouth, and felt the coldness with a wonderful sweet taste spread in his mouth, the lead boy felt that he had come to heaven from hell in an instant.
Shaved ice....for heaven's sake...it really has shaved ice....so good to be alive.
"That, thank you."
As Peking University students, they still politely thanked each other, and then unexpectedly...
The guy wearing a straw hat, big sunglasses, and beach pants waved his hand, showing a particularly bright sunny smile, as if he had only done a small thing and said with a smile:
"It's okay, you're welcome, a cup costs two yuan."
"Uh... didn't you say this is free shaved ice?"
Although two yuan is so cheap that it can be called a conscience, and they are not short of this money, the leading boy still asked doubtfully,
After he asked this question, he saw that the other party silently pushed his sunglasses with his middle finger,
Looking at him seriously, he slowly nodded expressionlessly and said:
"Well, yes, my name is Free."
Leading boy: "..."
Other boys: "..."
Pfft... .
This is a way to fool people first and then collect money... .
At the moment when the boys opposite were completely stupefied, Meng Lang and Gou Yu wanted to cover their faces even if they were wearing sunglasses. The two of them almost looked at Fangran's serious face with old blood in their hearts.
No wonder what you just said was a pyramid scheme!