"Brother! You bastard, you betrayed me! You shit!!"
"Hey, brother, you have to understand that your sacrifice is worthwhile, don't you think I sold all the leftover shaved ice~"
"Then uncle chased me halfway across campus on a small electric donkey!"
"Eh... By the way, didn't you say you want to split up, brother?"
"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen to bastards chanting scriptures, die, orgasm!!!"
"Fuck!!!!"
After being ganked by the guard of the security department that night, the magical boy's new house routine rang out such a voice, which is still unsightly, but if you look carefully, you can find that both guys are lowering their voices for fear of being slapped in the face by Queen Ling.
Looking at Fangran and Meng Lang who were tearing apart on the carpet, Gou Yu sighed helplessly and said:
"Since it has already been discovered, then we don't have to go tomorrow."
"no!"
"no!!"
However, when he was opposed by two guys on the ground who were pulling each other's faces, their attitude was very firm.
"Mr. Lu Xun has already said that there are only crappy boxes in this world, and there is no chicken you can't get your hands on!"
"That's right! Even if I don't know that my brother is talking about something in Lu Xun's name again, but those freshmen who are exhausted from military training and hot weather need us! They need our shaved ice!"
The two who were still fighting among elementary school students a second ago now put on Zhang Yizheng's rhetorical face, saying high-sounding and righteous words.
It's just that Gou Yu stared at the two of them speechlessly, and thought with a sigh in his heart.
Even if you two are talking like this,
But isn't it because you want to make money... .
… .
Due to the financial crisis, the magical boys are not willing to face the jungler at all... Ahem. The uncle bowed his head and conceded defeat (because of lack of money), even after being gank, he resolutely and resolutely carried out his duties as the Three Heroes of Shaved Ice And duty (not willing to let go of such an opportunity to make money), to save those freshmen who suffer in military training and will eventually be tanned (their pot)!
then...
Monday.
Still sneaking around in a corner of the playground, Meng Lang, the cat, poked his head out from behind the grass to look around, and then yelled to Fangran, who had the dog on the other side.
"Brother, there is no abnormality...."
"Free shaved ice!!! Free shaved ice, you heard me right, free shaved ice!"
Looking at Fangran who rushed out with a 'whoosh' before he could finish his sentence, Meng Lang was speechless and just called my 'name'.
You are getting old, do you dare to be more anxious
...
Then, Tuesday.
In another corner of the playground, Gou Yu stood at the intersection next to the outer wall, took a look, sighed, and waved to Fangran and Meng Lang who had already entered the playground.
"Captain, no..."
"Free shaved ice!!! Free shaved ice, that's right, free shaved ice, don't miss this opportunity, don't miss it!"
Meng Lang: "..."
Brother, you can really be more anxious, and you fucking shouted my name again!
Gou Yu: "..."
Uh, captain... what I want to say is the 'I can't help it, the uncle is here'...
"Hey! You guys! Who told you to come in here to sell again!? Hey... Don't run! Stop!!"
...
After that, Wednesday.
"You bastards, you even sneaked in to steal water and sell shaved ice again, let's see if I won't beat you to death!!"
After a bang and bang, three figures in a state of embarrassment suddenly appeared from the window on the first floor of the teacher's building next to the playground of Beijing University, swallowing their saliva in panic and shouting,
"I'll go! We came to steal water at six o'clock in the morning on purpose, but I didn't expect the uncle to learn how to do it badly and learn to squat us instead!"
"Go! Brother, what are you talking nonsense, hurry up and push the cart!"
"Oh, I said that we should not..."
"No!!!"×2
In this case, the old man, whose legs, feet and age do not allow him to turn over the window, just walked around the door, and then he pushed the electric car carrying the sauerkraut jar and ran away without a trace, leaving the old man alone on the spot, impotent and furious.
"You brats, don't let me catch you!!!"
...
Thursday.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa... .
In the dark and ignorant environment, the favorite environment of horror movies, the sound of splashing liquid flowing is eerie and non-stop, this is enough to frighten people's horror, and it will follow you as you walk in the dark and deserted corridor , stairs, stairs, all the time... all the time...
always! ! !
Always ringing behind your back! ! ! !
quick! Quickly tear off your hair and tie it into a knot and throw it behind you for it to pick up! quick! Cover the face of the open-eyed puppet and let it eat!
On the first floor of a teaching building, the thirteenth window from the left, under the window of this mysterious number that the West regards as an ominous symbol!
It was the strange figure curled up in the moving darkness, the pale face suddenly illuminated by the light, pointing at the source of their horrific rattling sound and roaring horribly!
"Hold the grass! Brother, why are you pointing the water pipe at me? Damn it, you've wet my pants!!!"
"It's so dark I can't see clearly!"
"So, didn't I give you a flashlight!?"
"I.....do....brother, you are a genius for coming up with the idea of wearing a curtain and cloak as night clothes to steal water before dawn at three o'clock in the middle of the night!"
"Didn't I get terrified of my uncle squatting back and forth yesterday? Besides, it's okay, brother, we are participants active in the dark after all."
"But, bro, I think we're trying to smear the identities of the participants by stealing water in the middle of the night, and it's easy to get beaten up if we speak out..."
"Forehead... ."
...
And then, um, Friday.
"Well, I want a cup of shaved ice, and your smile, little brother!"
A lively, lovely, energetic girl came to the shaved ice stand in the corner of the playground, and said with a loud smile.
"Give."
Seeing her so happy and energetic, Gou Yu also smiled and handed her a cup of prepared shaved ice, but somehow the vicissitudes and tiredness were revealed in the pretty smile.
"Hmm... wow~~"?(?≧?≦?)
As soon as she received the shaved ice, girl Yuanqi put a large spoonful into her mouth, then covered her forehead, closed her eyes and endured the headache with a happy smile.
"This sweetness is really amazing. This time I bought the floral one, lucky! My little brother can make such shaved ice, you are really amazing!"
"Ah, haha... Thank you for the compliment, it would be great if you are satisfied."
Gou Yu's smile froze for a second, then he replied with a broken smile, and at the same time, he heard...
"Damn it! That's shaved ice made by my ability! My ability! My... eh!"
The sound of a certain staff member suddenly picking up his swords and wanting to argue, and the sound of a certain staff member holding him up and covering his mouth to comfort him.
"Brother! Calm down, calm down, the girl is just being polite and looking for a topic to strike up a conversation with, that's all."
"Are you still selling this afternoon?"
Girl Yuanqi bit the plastic spoon and stared at Gou Yu's face, staring at him without hesitation and asking.
"Why do you ask?"
Gou Yu said dumbfoundedly, and set up another box of shaved ice, which allows people who buy shaved ice to pick up the shaved ice and pay by scanning the QR code without his calling, which perfectly solves the problem of too many people and too short time. Rich combat experience in the wild.
However, when Gou Yufan asked back, Yuanqi girl shook the plastic spoon, raised her eyebrows innocently and thought for a while and said:
"Because everyone has guessed that the sale is so cheap in such a hot day, you must be selling shaved ice out of interest, and then indulge in the fun of fighting wits and courage with the master of our school security department all day long, so we all Are you talking about whether you will stop selling it and play with the uncle... "
The boys who were scanning the code with shaved ice also nodded in agreement:
"Yes, yes."
"Yeah, we're worried that one day you'll stop working and there won't be any shaved ice for sale."
Gou Yu: "..."
So you think so
"The ghost is obsessed with having fun with that Uncle Chen! Brother, let me go, I'm going to kill her, I'm going to... eh!"
Zha Maoran, who was holding two knives, was stopped by Meng Lang again, but the girl hadn't stopped talking yet. After she finished eating the last spoonful of shaved ice, she muttered to herself with happiness on her face:
"Ah, it's delicious, little brother, your shaved ice is so delicious, and you can make cakes, and you are so handsome, I really want to take you home and make delicious food for me all the time~~!"
Seeing her blushing face full of happiness, Gou Yu was a little embarrassed to be praised so bluntly, and at the same time, he heard the voice behind him and became agitated again.
"Damn it! That's the little one I'm taking home! My little one! My... ummmm!!"
"Brother, hey, my....Damn! Don't bite my hand! Little or! Hurry up and fool that girl away!"
Gou Yu: "..."
Sir, I beg you, come quickly.