Huaxia Demon City, in front of the largest and most luxurious night entertainment place for adult males in this bustling city, Gou Yu looked at the two bastards who jumped in unison and slapped loudly,
I can't wait to stuff this sexy girl flyer into their mouths!
"You two guys, you said you're going to split up, and you ended up coming to this kind of place!?"
Gou Yu felt his brows twitching, and then looked around, there was an aura that clearly said 'stop for underage, stop for virgins' everywhere.
"Xiaohe, you don't understand the charm of the big sword at all! That's every man's dream, especially the one who can look for the big sword to satisfy his curiosity...."
Seeing Fangran stop drinking and explain to himself some kind of nonsense that he didn't understand with a heartbroken face, Gou Yu looked at him silently and calmly.
"Well then, captain, tomorrow I will tell your sister that you want to go to this kind of place..."
"Wait, I'll report it, but my brother insisted on bringing me here."
Listening to Gou Yu's expressionless expression, Fangran's expression of wanting to popularize the importance of the big sword to men froze in embarrassment, and then sold Meng Lang for a full second.
"Damn it!! My brother, how can you be more resolute if you rebelled!?"
"Damn it! You're not afraid of being found out by your parents. If my father finds out that I've sneaked into this kind of place, it's easy for me to give me a discount!"
"Fart! How the hell do you know I'm not afraid! If I'm not afraid, why the fuck have I never been here!?"
The men's dream-seeking alliance that the two had tacitly agreed to broke apart in a second, and they grabbed each other's necks and wrestled together.
"Hey... So, it's not just the three of us in this scene, what's the use even if you find that kind of place?"
Looking at the two of them just pinching each other on the street of Modu, Gou Yu rubbed the center of his brows, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, but at the same time, he thought that luckily he didn't believe the nonsense that these two bastards acted separately and found them.
"I....we....just curious!!!"
Fangran, who was shaking each other's necks with Meng Lang, suddenly felt sad when he heard this. Hearing his cry from the bottom of his heart, Meng Lang couldn't help but stop covering his face with his hands.
"A guy who hasn't even had a girlfriend for twenty years in his life, of course he would also like to secretly go to a place that looks very adult and present, where everyone drinks together and there are all kinds of beautiful and sexy beauties around him!"
A certain magical boy who had been single for twenty years uttered a cry of pain from the depths of his heart, and tried to wipe his nose on Gou Yu's chest, crying out for failure and yelling angrily.
It's just that the corner of Gou Yu's mouth twitched slightly, looking at Fangran in silence.
Captain, you not only have a terrible drinking capacity, but you are troublesome when you are drunk, and you are also a guy who can't speak well when you see a woman. How dare you go to that kind of place
And being single or something... .
At least the figure of a woman he knew flashed in his mind, Gou Yu looked at the scene in front of him and felt that he couldn't feel pity at all and silently complained.
No matter how you think about it, it's because you, Captain, are too salty...
"Brother, don't be sad, we have to be strong, let's go, let's sit inside first."
Meng Lang also patted him on the shoulder with a look of 'sorrow but be strong', like the kind of old man who would say 'it's okay, my child, we'll pass'.
"That's right, I have to be strong, bro, you're running fast, you're fine, how can I be lost, let's go, let's go in!"
Encouraged by Meng Lang, Fangran cheered up, and then strode towards the largest nightclub in Shanghai.
Meng Kuai Ben San's Lang: "..."
Brother, you only use this way of hurting me to cheer up, and I'm only twenty-five this year!
Ben three, ben your sister... uh...
Ben your brother's three!
Meng Lang, who didn't even realize that there was something wrong with complaining in his heart, rolled his eyes, and didn't bother to argue with this Fangran, so he trotted a few steps and ran towards the nightclub impatiently.
Gou Yu at the back looked at the nonsense and let the two bastards sneak into that kind of place, sighing helplessly.
Alas, I always feel that I was succeeded by the routine of these two guys again...
Slightly helpless, Gou Yu followed his two idiots into this luxurious and intoxicating nightclub, and Gou Yu was also slightly surprised by its interior decoration, although it was far inferior to the nightclub the three of them had been to.
But to be able to exist in a city like Shanghai, the luxury of this nightclub is naturally not low. In short, it is not a place that ordinary people can afford.
In the resplendent and resplendent front hall, on the nearly transparent smooth floor tiles, from the silver tasseled curtain decoration to the wooden carvings on the stair railing, under the majestic and bright chandeliers, two magical boys suddenly burst into exclamation.
"Wow, brother, is this a nightclub!?"
"Brother, calm down, this level is still far behind the top clubs, our main goal is to find the kind of sex toys that are not available in the club, full of all kinds of sexy posters and various sex toys on the table place!"
"Is it a special place?"
Looking at Meng Lang who had stopped drinking, Fangran swallowed while looking at the unknown front, and asked seriously:
"That's right, a unique place."
Meng Lang nodded affirmatively and replied solemnly and repeatedly.
Gou Yu: "..."
Do you two guys with 'featured' written all over your face know what the hell you're talking about!
"The old man..."
Fangran looked at meng lang and nodded.
"Brother...."
Meng Lang also looked at Fangran and nodded.
Then, as if they were comrades-in-arms with a good heart, they roared loudly at the same time:
"It can also be beaten!!!" ×2
After yelling as if he was going on an expedition, Gou Yu only felt his eyes dim, and the figures of the two guys in front of him rushed into the nightclub like ghosts entering the village!
Gou Yu, who was standing in the front hall, heard the fuss of these two guys...
"Wow, dude, Ditai! Is this the kind that jumps around and starts throwing clothes...."
"Well, yes, brother!"
"Wow, bro, there's a bar over there, isn't it the kind where you just pretend to be a mature prodigal son in a hoarse voice and say, 'I want a glass of hot kisses from a lady', and there will be a beautiful bartender hugging you and then Kissing...."
"Well, yes, brother!"
"Hey, bro, look, look! The iron pipe!!! It must be the kind of bunny girl wearing black silk low-cut high-heeled shoes who will pretend not to stand still and fall into your arms as long as the shot is generous enough. Pole jumping...."
"Well, yes, brother!"
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Listening to two dudes running around in an empty nightclub, loudly and in shock yelling exponentially worse words,
Seeing these two guys holding up a bunny girl costume in one hand, and the other waving stockings, and laughing wildly at each other with 'ah ha ha ha ha', they completely let go of themselves, like two mentally handicapped, they took a few joyful hands in front of themselves Hurrah ran past, and after jumping into the other room,
Frowning, Gou Yu, who couldn't stand it anymore, finally couldn't hold back and shouted in his heart,
You two are enough! ! !
And what kind of understanding do you bums have about nightclubs? ! !
(╬╯◣д◢)╯︵┻━┻!
"Small or! Small or!!"
"Small or! Small or! Small or!!"
Then at this moment, Gou Yu suddenly saw these two mentally handicapped guys rush out from the door directly in front of him, shouting his name, and wearing black rabbit ears on their heads...
Gou Yu: "..."
(Tucao can't... )
To be honest, at this moment, Gou Yu had a sense of déjà vu as if his two huskies were happily rushing towards him.
"This nightclub actually has hot springs! Hot springs!! Hot springs in this place!!!"
Fangran blushed with excitement and said, Gou Yu looked at him with a complicated expression, guessed what he wanted to say and sighed.
"I dont go."
Having said that, there are only the three of us here, even if there are hot springs and no women, there is no way there will be any special services, so what are you excited about, Captain! ! !
"Small or! It's a rare opportunity to come out to play once, how can you be so boring!"
Meng Lang put his hand on Gou Yu's shoulder silently, the corner of Gou Yu's mouth twitched and he said in a speechless voice:
"That... Brother Meng, have you forgotten that we are here to help the captain complete the field..."
"It's useless to talk too much!!!"×2
"Hey! Wait! You want to...!"
Before Gou Yu could finish speaking, Fangran and Meng Lang yelled in unison, and then one raised his shoulders and the other raised his legs. In addition, one of these two guys was originally tall and strong, and the other trained for a summer vacation.
So regardless of Gou Yu's resistance, without saying a word, he resisted him as if he was robbing a civilian girl one by one, and ran towards the hot spring behind in a hurry!
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .(Gou Yu)
ε=ε=ε=?┏((*￣?￣)┛┏(*≧?≦)┛
"Wow Kaka Kaka, let's go to the hot spring~~!"
"Ahahaha, let's go to the hot spring~~~!!"
And Gou Yu, who was being carried by these two guys, looked at the ceiling and the glass chandelier flying past, and gritted his teeth tremblingly, roaring:
"You two bastards, put me down quickly!!!"