"Surrender to death! Brother!! Stop for me!!!"
In the open-air hot spring behind the luxurious nightclub, there was a terrifying roar, and a figure with only a towel around his hips chased the other figure with murderous intent!
The two splashed and splashed in the hot spring, splashed water and patted Gou Yu who was sitting on the side, chasing back and forth in the hot spring like a bear child.
"I'm going, brother! What are you doing all of a sudden!?"
"What the hell are you talking about? It's the first time in my life that I know that when I want to have a big drink, there is an option of a masturbation cup!! By the way, this damn thing looks like this!!!"
Seeing Fangran, who was also wearing a towel and hiding behind a big rock, playing around with him, Meng Lang's clenched fists trembled, and his expression twitched as he saw the thing in his hand, which was the first time he had seen the real thing.
"Uh, brother, I just found out that this kind of thing looks like this, and if you have any questions about the model, I can change it to a smaller one..."
Fangran, who was hiding behind a big rock in the hot spring, looked at the furious Meng Lang, scratched his cheek in a little embarrassment and whispered.
"I... .."
Meng felt that he was so angry with his little brother that he couldn't add more. Lang, he didn't know what to say.jpg
"Sure enough, brother, you are going to die for me tonight!!!"
Trembling all over, Meng Lang, who was so angry that he exploded, aimed directly at Fangran and threw the thing in his hand. The airplane cup hit the edge of the stone where Fangran shrank his head with the sound of breaking through the air, and it flew straight away!
And taking advantage of the moment when Fangran shrank his head to avoid the blow and lost his vision, Meng Lang stepped on the stone viciously, jumped suddenly, and clawed at Fangran, who was behind the stone with his teeth and claws!
"Brother, die!!"
"Damn it! Brother, you are actually playing tactics with me... Wait... No, little one, help me!!!"
Seeing the ferocious Meng Lang descending from the sky, Fangran was in shock, and had no time to dodge, so he shouted at Gou Yu in panic.
And Gou Yu, who had been sitting quietly by the edge of the mixed-color hot spring with his eyebrows twitching, looked at the large airplane cup floating near him, and twitched the corner of his mouth, then ignored Fangran's plea for help, and silently Covering his face, he didn't want to see the two guys in front of him wrestling in the hot spring with only a bath towel around them.
You two....are you a little out of order tonight!
I always feel that since entering the scene, you have not only lost your common sense, but also lost your shame! ? ! ? !
"Brother, don't come here! Come here again, I'm zooming in!"
In the pool of Milk Spring, Fangran, who was forced into a corner by Meng Lang, yelled at him with an expression of "Don't pass...don't force me"!
"Heh heh heh, brother, give up, even if you get that inflatable thing out this time, I won't be surprised, die!"
However, after hearing his warning, Meng Lang just sneered fearlessly. As a man who had just put the airplane cup to his mouth, Meng Lang felt that there was nothing to surprise him.
Fangran, who was forced to retreat by Meng Lang, watched him approaching step by step with a wicked smile, so he could only grit his teeth and use his mind to control the Book of Creation.
Brother, you forced me to do this. I planned to experiment secretly when I was alone, whether I could conjure something that was just something I imagined...
After breaking the pot and smashing it, Fangran wrote a line of description in the book of creation, then closed his eyes tightly, and threw it at Meng Lang without looking at what he had conjured up!
And what Fangran wrote in the Creation Book was...
—A ham sausage that looks exactly like Ou Jinjin.
Watching Fangran take out an object and throw it towards him, Meng Lang fixed his eyes, grabbed it firmly, and said with a sneer:
"It's ridiculous! Brother, you think you can just throw a hidden weapon.... can.. can... can.... can....."
Meng Lang froze completely.
Well, you can.
With his eyes closed, Fangran could only hear Meng Lang's voice gradually becoming trembling.
Then not only him, even Gou Yu, who was a few meters away, heard it.
Meng Lang's loudest scream tonight... .
"ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Just when Gou Yu was sighing with vicissitudes of life and wanted to see what these two retarded people were doing,
He saw Meng Lang, who was only wearing a towel, running past him in a flash,
That figure, that speed, no matter how you look at it, it looks like you are fleeing.
Alas, Brother Meng, aren't you chasing the captain...
Gou Yu, who was splashed all over again, silently watched his bangs dripping with water, just when he was thinking so silently.
He saw Fangran holding something anxiously and yelling at Meng Lang's back with a face full of shame and anger!
"No! Brother, listen to me, this is actually Eugene... Bah! I mean it's not actually ham...."
"Don't come here!!!!!!"
In exchange, Meng Lang turned his face away and ran wildly with a broken face.
"Damn it! Brother, you can actually eat it when you break it apart... Ahh!!!!"
Hearing his shout, Fangran was even more anxious to clarify with him, but at this moment, Fangran, who had just jumped out of the milk spring, didn't notice that there was a stone in front of his feet at all.
Then Gou Yu heard Fangran yell that he had been shot, and he tripped over the stones on the bank of the hot spring, and patted his whole body in the mixed-color hot spring in front of Gou Yu.
Plop! ! !
There was a huge splash!
Gou Yu, who was splashed all over again, thought of the vicissitudes of life with a blank face.
When are you going to make trouble... when...
He saw the 'thing' in Fangran's hands that shouldn't exist in the world
Floating in front of me along with the aircraft cup... .
Then Gou Yu felt that the three outlooks he had formed in his nearly twenty years of life had been impacted.
When he looked at the thing floating in front of him, his first feeling was not right, his second feeling was to baptize his soul, and his third feeling was that it was a matching delivery item with the masturbation cup next to him, and he was completely stunned.
In a word, in a more scientific and objective way,
It was a replica of male reproductive organs that had been split in half.
It's just that the appearance is lifelike and extremely realistic. If it has not been opened, it is impossible to tell that it is fake at all.
Gou Yu: "..."
I must be having a nightmare, I must be. (trying to hypnotize myself)
"Pfft! Ha... ha... bah bah!"
At this time, Fangran also struggled and hurriedly emerged from the hot spring, gasping for breath, spitting out the hot spring that he accidentally choked on, and then saw Gou Yu in front of him looking at him with a broken face 'create things'.
Fangran: emmm... ..
"Er.....wait! Little or! You listen to my explanation first, that thing is actually a ham sausage! It just looks a little strange, if you don't believe me, let me take a bite...."
Seeing Gou Yu's mouth twitching and looking at him expressionlessly, Fangran hurriedly explained loudly in a panic!
"I'll go to your uncle's ham sausage! Why don't you take a bite and try it yourself!! The ham sausage you conjured up turned out to be in this hyper-realistic style!!??"
Hearing that the bastard let himself take a bite to prove it, thinking about the feeling he grabbed just now, and the #￥%* that was the same as the real thing after he saw it clearly, Meng Lang gritted his teeth directly as an iron fist of justice , smash this magical boy who can only use his ability to do these insane things! !
o(╬色盘艹)==O))￣3￣“) Puff!!!
"That....that's really...fire...ham....poof...."
After failing to say the last sentence, he rolled his eyes feeling the heat of the hot spring.
Fangran, pawn.