"I'm going to your sister!!!!!!"
Melancholy, Fangran suddenly flicked his belt, which hit the ground twice like an rubber stick.
Fangran suddenly covered his face with his hands, squatted down and cried:
"Heaven, earth! You tell me whether I murdered or set fire in my previous life, huh? Look at what happened to me!"
I'm not human, I don't want to lose face!
Pat the left and right faces, is my face made of iron sheets
Jobs once said - how can a person be fired from his own company
Fangran also wanted to ask a deep philosophical question - how can a person's life be saved by his belt
This is not scientific! !
All right!
calm!
Fangran, you must calm down!
The more you get to this kind of time, the more time you will show your man's composure!
Let's first analyze the situation according to the routine of the male protagonist Long Aotian being involved in the main god's space in the net article.
First of all, I don't know what this place is.
Second, I don't know how to get out of this place.
Then, I don't know what exactly happened.
Finally, I come to a conclusion.
… .
"Fuck you sister!!!! I can analyze all the farts!!!! There is not even a feather task interface!! When I come up, I will first collapse a station, and then collapse a building. Where the hell will it collapse and change whoever it is Can you figure out the situation!!!" Fangran cursed! Then took a deep breath.
No! calm!
Fangran, you must calm down!
The more you get to this kind of time, the more time you will show your man's composure!
First of all, let's analyze the situation normally, since the waistband of the trousers... Bah! His own wand saved him, that is to say, the waistband of his trousers... Bah! The magic wand really has magic power, that is to say, I can really release magic according to the animation routine
Fangran was overjoyed at first, but Da Ke... Ahem, Fangran frowned, feeling that things were not that simple.jpg.
As for other bad luck, emmmm....no! It's good that the building collapsed, isn't it? It's not your building anyway, and, you see, the most important thing is...
That stupid zombie was also crushed to death!
Wahahahahahahahaha! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Thinking of this, Fangran was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed wildly in his heart! That's right, since that stupid zombie was crushed to death, it means that no one was saved by the waistband just now! Any living thing to see!
"The widow is really lucky!" Fangran nodded slightly and said shamelessly, then he picked up the waistband of his trousers... the magic wand! He was about to leave, but suddenly the gravel fell from the side.
The familiar upper body of the zombie appeared in front of Fangran.
"Hiss! Roar!"
Ah, the familiar roar.
The air was suddenly quiet, and the zombie suddenly fell silent, staring affectionately with Fangran for five seconds.
emmmmm... ..
"Roar!!!"
"Fuck!!!!!!!!!"
The zombies were the first to break the tranquility, and a roar was like a general calling out! Opening his arms, he thought about Fangran jumping over, but his lower body was still stuck.
Fangran was not to be outdone, his legs shook, and he almost knelt down for the zombie father!
good! We have already seen the first wave of confrontation between the two parties! Let us wait and see who will win the battle next! This program is exclusively titled and aired by the electric motor bicycle if you love me and hug me!
Fangran: "..."
deer:"... ... "
Nima bicycle, you installed a fart electric motor! And where did the deer come from? !
Well, let's stop making trouble, the reality is that Fangran is really scared to pee at this moment, he almost cried thinking, this dog is so realistic that it is haunting! Didn't this kill him
what to do! what to do! what to do!
Fangran frantically began to think.
...
...
"Yujian, cut!!"
In mid-air, a sword light flashed across, Ye Sheng stepped on the flying sword, pinched out a sword formula, and a sword energy slashed towards the middle-aged gentleman.
"Haha, really outstanding, with such strength at such a young age."
The middle-aged gentleman smiled gently, raised his cane and hit the ground, a huge and ferocious demon suddenly crawled out from the crack that appeared out of thin air, and blocked the middle-aged gentleman.
bump!
The sword energy collapsed, leaving an insignificant trace on the devil gentleman.
"Damn it!" Ye Sheng frowned and whispered, took a deep breath, and planned to make another detour, looking for opportunities.
At this moment, on the original wreckage of the building, more than one place was fighting. Just the collision of lightning and flames downstairs made huge explosions from time to time, shaking the ground under the middle-aged gentleman's feet.
"Oh, it's really lively." The middle-aged gentleman shook his head with a smile, looked at Ye Sheng as if sincerely and said, "Little girl, why don't you let it go, why are you pestering me?"
"If you leave obediently, I will naturally not pester you." Ye Sheng said coldly.
"Hey, what a pity, then I have no choice but to..." The middle-aged gentleman shook his head and said helplessly:
"Killed you."
After the words fell, Ye Sheng's pupils suddenly shrank! A strong sense of crisis suddenly rose up!
"Sister Sheng! Be careful!"
The subordinate who pinned down the other person exclaimed and pointed at Ye Sheng's back!
Ye Sheng didn't even want to raise her sword and turn around, but before she could see the appearance of the demon behind her, she was punched in the abdomen, and her whole body flew in one direction like a shooting star!
...
...
On the other side, Fangran, who was confronting the zombies, finally found a way!
He found that the wall behind him seemed to be able to climb up by himself, but after climbing up, as long as he pushed the gravel, no one could climb up!
Dry! What a way!
Also, Lao Tzu is really super witty!
"Stinky... stinky... stinky... You idiot, just get stuck here!"
Forcibly restraining his fear, Fangran stammered a scene, turned his head and left, hey! Just climb that wall!
Fangran ran towards that direction with excitement on his face, but he just took two steps.
boom!
The wall has come down... ..
Fangran: "..."
A second later, Fangran raised his palm tremblingly, wanting to cry but without tears, with a face full of despair, he thought of a terrifying possibility.
Am I really going anywhere?
Fangran was in a huge trance and shock at this moment, and he didn't even see Ye Sheng who was semi-conscious in the rubble pile.
"Roar!!" The zombie roared again, pulling at the rubble around him, and seemed to be able to break free immediately.
Seeing this, Fangran finally gave up and let out a foul breath like resigning himself to fate. He slowly raised his hand to cover his eyes, and said in a calm and low voice:
"Well, fate, you win."
Then the next second, he suddenly yelled like breaking a jar! ! !
"My father, I can't do it!!!! Can't I do it!!! Ah!!!!"
Fangran's eyes were on fire, as if the boy who dreamed of superpowers in his childhood had come back again, he gritted his teeth fiercely, no longer caring whether he was holding a trouser belt or a magic wand, everything in his memory They are all recovering, every action in the anime is waking up in my mind!
The skill of turning the pen in high school is used to turn the waistband of the trousers... the magic wand! No problem at all!
The wand began to spin in Fangran's hand!
"I order you! Turn into the sharpest blade in my hand! Clow card!"
He pulled out the thick and extraordinary card and threw it in front of him with the same movements as Sakura in the anime!
Then... .
The Clow card fell directly to the ground.
Because Newton explained the existence of gravity and other forces.
So there's no magic spinning in mid-air.
The waistband... oh no, the wand knocked directly into the air, and the air was suddenly dead quiet.
Fangran suddenly felt sad.
Obviously I've worked so hard, obviously I even yelled out such shameful lines, I...
I really worked hard!
Fangran slowly knelt down on the ground, suddenly like a salted fish that had lost all his strength and dreams, the lights gathered on him.
Only the sound of his weeping and beating the ground finally resounded!
"I fucking knew it!! Anime is full of lies!! I knew it wasn't that simple!!!!"