Ding! Participant-Gou Yu has joined your team
"Yoxi!! Brother, you are now a member of our team!"
Fangran patted Gou Yu's shoulder vigorously, with a look of 'I'm optimistic about you, senior'.
"Young man! I know you feel very disappointed and hopeless now that you have obtained this ability to destroy the three views, but don't be discouraged! We are still here! Let's work hard together!"
Meng Lang put his arm around Gou Yu's shoulder and laughed boldly like a big brother!
Gou Yu was pale and confused.
God, if this is a dream.
Please let me wake up.
Why did I suddenly appear in this strange and deserted city? Why did monsters suddenly appear to chase and kill me? Why did a system suddenly pop up and say to give yourself abilities
Most importantly, why did I get such a desperate ability from Ba La La Xiao Moxian
And ah! ! !
Why did the two people who were dangerous and powerful just now suddenly turn into an exhibitionist pervert who only wore underpants, and the other turned into an African refugee covered in ashes and blood on his face!
"You lied to me..."
Gou Yu's IQ far surpassed that of ordinary people made Gou Yu immediately realize what happened.
"No, no, no, no." Fangran shook his head with a smile, patted Gou Yu's shoulder with a very unbeatable smile and said, "What we said is true, there is no falsehood, how can we lie to you?" gone?"
"Just now you..."
Gou Yu gritted his teeth and wanted to refute.
"Just now? Oh, you said that, it's just our interest, cos! Cosplay! Do you understand cosplay?"
Meng Lang patted him on the back and laughed loudly.
Please tell me that you are cosplay now!
Only in this way can I make my choice not so stupid!
"Welcome to the team, Gou... um... or? Damn, does your father have any grudge against you!?"
Fangran looked at the message on the system interface in shock.
"Fuck! Go or?! Boy, you are so overbearing!!"
"Gou Yu! Gou Yu! That word is pronounced yu (four times)!! You are called a dog!! You two are both dogs!"
Gou Yu roared!
"But no matter what, you are welcome to join! Come on, let's work together to reach the pinnacle of life!"
Half an hour later, after getting the basic information about the night battle from Fangran and Meng Lang, Gou Yu fell silent.
He buried his face deeply in his hands.
Oh my god, I was tricked by two rookies who are also E-level.
"Oh, by the way, after joining the team, more than half of the people need to vote to withdraw."
Meng Lang showed his teeth and smiled freshly, and gave Gou Yu a thumbs up.
"So, boy, accept reality."
Fangran smiled thoughtfully.
"ok, I get it."
In the end, Gou Yu succumbed, humiliated...
"Young man, sooner or later, you will be glad to join us!"
Meng Lang patted his chest and promised.
There won't be such a day, even if the world perishes, Gou Yu will remain silent.
"By the way, bro, our team doesn't have a name yet, just choose one."
Gou Yu didn't even have a name, and Gou Yu felt like he had entered a pyramid scheme by mistake.
"Yeah, why don't you think of one, bro."
Meng lang also nodded and said, then scratched his head and gave Fangran the naming right.
"Well, first of all, we are a small group of three, and second, we are all young, so why not..."
Fangran murmured, then clapped his hands and shouted excitedly!
"Let's call him the shit boy!!"
Gou Yu: "..."
Meng Lang: "..."
"Brother, if any fans see you, you will get scolded..." Meng Lang couldn't help complaining.
"Brother, what are you talking about, I don't understand at all~"
The real black fan Fangran smiled kindly and said duplicity.
"Be serious with me!!!"
Snapped!
"Ah!! The bridge of my nose!!! The bridge of the nose!!!"
Ling finally couldn't bear to smear his face, and Fangran rolled all over the floor in pain!
"I've been wanting to ask for a long time, what is that Xiaomi power bank that can float and even talk...?"
"That's Her Lady Queen."
"But that's clearly a piece of..."
"That's Her Lady Queen."
"..."
After rolling for a while, Fangran stood up with a red nose, continued to think for a while, glanced at it, took a deep breath and said seriously:
"I think horses are worth the money...err.... well, when I didn't say..."
Seeing the naked threat from his own summoned beast, Fangran was shocked for a second, then thought for a while and said:
"Why don't we just call them Magic Boys?"
"Brother, don't you dare to copy others, don't expose our ability, and come up with a good name?"
"Er....One word for each person, um... How about Gou? Fang? Lang?"
"You always feel like you're swearing at people with such a name. Have you ever considered the feelings of someone called Fang Lang? Also, why did I choose the name..."
"Brother, you have a lot to do."
"Brother, you feel your conscience, do you really have the nerve to say that because of your reputation?"
Fangran sighed, feeling that his imagination had been restricted, unhappy, he scratched his head and said casually:
"Let's call it ICMB."
"Damn it, why did you suddenly come up with an English abbreviation that sounds a bit professional!?" Meng Lang exclaimed that the painting style of the name had changed so much.
"Inter-Chassis Ma Bus, internal management bus, are you a computer student?"
Gou Yu sighed and said, Fangran was shocked!
"Damn it, you actually know, uh, I talked about the principle of computer composition yesterday, just say it by the way..."
"Well, it's kind of weird, but that's it...."
Meng Lang sighed, and Gou Yu agreed indifferently, Fangran sneered in his heart.
Hmph, naive, even with two letters added, the abbreviation behind it is still Magic Boys... .
"By the way, you said before that we have similarities, what exactly do you mean?"
As if remembering something, Gou Yu asked suddenly.
Fangran and Meng Lang froze, then sighed in melancholy, and looked up at the sky.
"Fangran, twenty years old, ability Clow card, magical boy."
"Meng Lang, twenty-five years old, with the power of the moon, a magical boy."
"Did you understand this time?" Fangran put his hands on his shoulders and forced a smile: "Did you understand this time? Gou Yu, underage, capable and energetic, a magical boy?"
"You...you...you too...." Gou Yu looked at the two in front of him incredulously, the corners of his mouth twitching uncontrollably.
Fuck, there are still people who have obtained such an unbelievable ability
Gou Yu looked at Fangran and Meng Lang with the corners of his mouth twitching, unable to imagine the fact that these two guys in front of him were also hot-eyed like magical girls.
"So, little or ah, the original intention of our team is that brother Meng Lang and I made up our minds and decided to work together in the world of night battles to cover up the fucking fact that we are magical girl powers and stick to it." Fangran said with a sad face.
"My name is Gou Yu, thank you."
"Besides, we met you again this time, you who had exactly the same experience as us, that's why we added you to the team, do you understand this time, Xiaogou?"
"Be sure to call me Xiao or, please."