In a dim residential area, there are dilapidated Audi cars with a pair of legs hanging out of the car windows. It stopped slowly with a bang.
laugh!
The handbrake was applied, the car stopped, and there was a faint black smoke.
First, a figure crawled out of the trunk with no lid. Seeing the still scene outside, he was ecstatic about the rest of his life, and was so moved that he almost cried.
"vomit!!!"
Then Gou Yu bowed his head and vomited. He vomited up everything he ate in the research institute a few hours ago.
boom!
The driver's door opened slowly.
Meng Lang hung on the car window like noodles, his head drooping on the ground. This posture was really uncomfortable, but he really didn't want to move now.
Just want to hang quietly for a while.
Finally, there was the sound of the seat belt being unlocked. Fangran clutched his stomach tremblingly and climbed out of the car.
Then, regardless of whether the ground was dirty or not, he just fell down on the ground and never wanted to get up again.
I just want to be quiet for a while.
These two guys really ran for their lives all the way, exhausted.
"You two bastards, what did you do! Why are there so many enemies and monsters chasing you!"
After vomiting, Gou Yu tremblingly climbed out of the trunk as one of the three, and gritted his teeth looking at the two guys who were completely useless.
"I'm so tired, I don't want to explain."
"My legs are so tired, I don't want to explain."
"Asshole!! Why don't you give me an explanation! I'll put you in the uncovered trunk and try to drive a bumper car at 120 mph!!!"
Gou Yu roared!
"Uh, little or, don't get excited, this matter is really complicated."
Fangran suddenly said sweating profusely.
"Then explain it to me from the beginning!!"
Gou Yu then yelled at the two men!
"Well, well, here's the thing,
When I came back just now, I suddenly passed a building... "
"Eh? Brother, could it be that you also passed by that building with the red light?"
"Fuck! Bro, you too!?"
"Get to the point! Don't talk nonsense!!"
Gou Yu growled and dragged the two off-topic guys back on track.
"Oh," it was Meng Lang who spoke this time, and he sighed while keeping his legs bent and hanging on the car window.
"I saw that building flashing red, and there were explosions from time to time, and I was alert in my heart, and felt that something was wrong!"
Meng Lang was serious and explained very seriously.
"Then what?"
Gou Yu asked.
"Then he was chased by more than 50 zombies."
Did the process make you eat it! ! !
Gou Yu felt a pain in his liver, very painful, turned his head to look at Fangran, and asked weakly with twitching corners of his mouth:
"And you?"
"Me too. I saw that building glowing red, and there were explosions from time to time. My heart suddenly became alert, and I felt something was wrong!"
"Then you were fucking chased too, right?"
Gou Yu roared angrily, these two bastards! Did the editor even copy the lines? !
"Um, yes, when I turned around, I found that guy behind my ass"
Fangran immediately buried his face in shame, feeling ashamed to face Gou Yu.
"Anything else?"
Gou Yu felt that sooner or later he would be pissed off by these two guys.
"besides!"
The two suddenly said in unison!
"What?"
Gou Yu supported his forehead, feeling tired and unloved.
"We're hungry, little one, make me something to eat!"
Am I your father!
Gou Yu shouted in his heart!
...
...
On the first floor of a building in the community, the lights were on, and there was the sound of cooking fumes from the kitchen.
Two figures were sitting at the dining table, one was holding a basin, the other was holding a plate, and they buried their faces in it!
Hang Chi Hang Chi!
Hang Chi Hang Chi!
Hey, can you two stop making pig-like noises
At this moment, Gou Yu was wearing an apron and standing in front of the ladle, frying fried rice with eggs and vegetables from the refrigerator.
"Xiaor! You fried... burp! The egg fried rice... burp, it's so delicious!"
"You'll make a good bride later on."
One of the two pigs beside the dinner table hiccupped and praised, while the other said something incongruous in a serious manner.
As if he was full and regained his courage, Fangran raised his head viciously and said to Meng Lang:
"Brother! We can't just let it go!"
Fangran slapped his chopsticks and slammed the stainless steel basin on the table.
"Oh? Dude, you mean...?"
Meng Lang's eyes also darkened, and his face was fierce, although there were rice grains at the corner of his mouth...
"That's right!! We can't be chased in vain! Damn! I haven't participated in a few night battles in total, and I feel like I've been chased and bitten by all kinds of things I don't know!!"
Fangran recalled his horrible night battle experience in the past few days with great pain.
"so!!"
Fangran gritted his teeth fiercely and said, Gou Yu also looked over and saw Fangran slapping the dining table!
"We want revenge!"
Fangran slapped the table with a righteous face and shouted!
As if being treated unfairly.
Gou Yu rolled his eyes speechlessly, revenge, revenge for your sister, the three of us are now three E-rank combat scum, how can we take revenge
"good!!"
Unexpectedly, Meng Lang also slapped his chopsticks! He slammed the plate in his hand onto the table! Applause!
"That's right! Bro! We can't be chased in vain! Damn it, my calf was almost bitten just now!"
Meng Lang also looked angry!
Hey, don't boo along with me!
"Stop making trouble, how do you want revenge?"
Gou Yu sighed, and fried rice with eggs for himself, sat down and said with a sigh.
"We're going to blow it up!!!"
Fangran waved his hand! Made a terrorist-like declaration!
"Um, brother, it seems a bit too much to blow up..."
Meng Lang was sweating profusely, I'll go, I didn't expect my brother to be so crazy, I thought he was going to drive back and run over those zombies to death.
I didn't expect that a disagreement would blow up the building...
"Yeah, I'm still a little reluctant..."
Fangran nodded and said, but Gou Yu, who was eating with his head down, suddenly stopped!
snap! Slap the egg fried rice on the table!
Immediately raise your head seriously!
"Great idea! Let's blow it up!"
Meng Lang: "..."
Fangran: "..."
Xiaohe, did you add brain fragments to your egg fried rice
Xiaohe, that's not what you said just now.
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
Gou Yu looked at his nose with his eyes, his mouth with his nose, and his heart with his mouth, and said solemnly, then squeezed out his most sincere tone and said:
"Captain, Brother Lang! Those bastards chased you all the way, coveting your buttocks, how can you bear it!?"
"It's me, I can't stand it!"
"Not to mention the wise and mighty captain, Brother He Lang!"
"I'm so hot-tempered, I won't blow up their headquarters for revenge! I won't feel at ease!"
Gou Yu said righteously!
If Ling was here, she would definitely despise Gou Yu. In just a few hours, she was shamelessly assimilated by those two mentally handicapped people, and slipped away when she spoke out of conscience.
Fangran kept his face sullen, not letting himself show the expression of "satisfied at the first compliment", frowned and said very seriously:
"Hmm, as the wise and mighty captain, I think what you said makes sense."
Meng Lang was also very comfortable being called by Brother Lang, and said with his head held high:
"That's right! They must pay the price!"
"good!!!!!"
The three agree!
Fangran slapped the table immediately!
"It's decided!! We're going to blow it up now!!"