By the way, a long, long time ago, what was Shanshan's net name was no longer available, but since joining Fengteng, Shanshan's QQ name, online game ID, website registration name, etc., have all been changed to a majestic one—after defeating the boss good sleep.
There is nothing wrong with the name itself, and it even made a huge contribution to Shan Shan's physical and mental health during a certain period of time. However, after getting married, Shan Shan changed her name back without any sense of crisis.
then…
On the first night of her honeymoon, Shan Shan took a shower and chatted with Shuang Yi on QQ on the bed with her laptop in hand.
IKEA and IKEA should be teased: Send more photos here. It needs to be pure scenery without anyone else. This is better yy. I want to be the material~~
After defeating the boss, I can sleep well: Oh, most of them haven't been sorted out yet, so I'll send you a few first.
IKEA IKEA should be teased: Well, by the way, you don't want to take the photos, your photography skills are too bad.
After you beat the boss, you can sleep well: ~~~~ But don't you want no one
IKEA IKEA should be teased: Well, pure scenery.
After the boss fight, I can sleep well: he shoots all of me = =
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After defeating the boss, I can sleep well: What about people? gone
IKEA IKEA should tease: Still... Just now I suddenly felt numb all over my body, my fingers cramped, and I couldn't type.
After defeating the boss, you can sleep well: … If you haven’t been in love, you have poor resistance.
IKEA and IKEA should be teased: you, you, after you have a negative distance with your boss, it really turns black.
Shan Shan is struck by Shuangyi's three words "negative distance", and some simple and simple pictures come to mind. Just at this moment, the door of the bathroom opens, and in the misty water vapor, Mr. Boss is only walking an inch. She came out, holding a white bath towel in her hand and wiping her hair while walking towards her. There were still a few drops of water on her lean and strong torso, and another drop of water dripped down the tip of her hair, slipping through the Adam’s apple very slowly and ambiguous. The chest, abdomen, and finally subsided into the place where the inch thread was.
Shan Shan just glanced at her, her heart beat and blood pressure soared, and her face was the same color as Luoxia. Although the boss has been visited a few times without clothes on, but...
Shan Shan quickly retracts her gaze and chats with Shuang Yi more seriously
Only after I typed a few words inexplicably, the bed on the other side collapsed, and the next moment she was hugged. Encircled by strong hands, with her cheeks against her hard chest, Shan Shan only feels her whole body heat up, as if a point in her body has suddenly been ignited, and her head suddenly becomes a little dizzy.
"Dry my hair?"
The low voice seems to carry water vapor, and it has the ability to confuse people, but when Shan Shan hears it, all her thoughts disappear, she immediately struggles out of his arms, and solemnly declares: "I don't want to blow your hair!! !"
Feng Teng raised his eyebrows.
Shan Shan reddens and repeats: "Anyway, don't!"
Shan Shan's overreaction to blow-drying her hair is purely because she ate a bite on her honeymoon, and now she's wiser.
During the honeymoon, Shan Shan once asked to help the boss blow his hair on a whim. This is how they do it on TV. The hero or heroine stands behind each other and blows and blows with love, against the blue sky and blue sea outside the hotel window. The picture looks so romantic and loving.
However, if you really do it yourself, you will find out how pure and unreliable TV dramas are in this era of river crabs = =
The male protagonist on TV will not bite her shoulders while the female protagonist blows her hair and unbuttons her, nor will she end up in that position - she is held on his lap face to face.
"It's inconvenient for me to blow for you like this. I'm very tired with my hands up high."
Shan Shan consciously protests, but how can she know that she is acting like a spoiled child when she hears the man's ears, Feng Teng said with a low smile, "Then I'll be low."
He lowered his head, and rubbed his lower hand to hold her up and lifted her up. He took the food that seemed to be delivered to his mouth, and finally asked thoughtfully, "Is this convenient?"
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God!
Shan Shan thinks, maybe she will think of that scene when she sees the boss's wet hair in her life. Thinking of this, Shan Shan suddenly remembers that she and Shuang Yi are talking about "negative distance", er, in case the boss sees...
Shan Shan hurriedly said 88 to Shuang Yi, closed the computer with a guilty conscience, then said "I'm sleeping" and quickly got into the bed to sleep~~~
Anyway, she can sleep when her hair is dry. She doesn't care how someone who is not dry sleeps.
In other words, Mr. Boss shouldn't have seen it, otherwise he wouldn't have reacted at all, Shan Shan hypnotized herself and gradually fell asleep. In the confusion, I seem to hear the sound of paper flipping, um, the boss should be looking at the document, and he will be busy when he comes back...
Unconsciously pay attention to the sound of paper flipping, one page, two pages...
"Sleep?"
Huh? Shan Shan closes her eyes tightly and breathes smoothly, pretending to be asleep.
Another page turned.
"I just saw it."
Ah, did he still see the three words negative distance? Shan Shan is defeated and turns over to face him: "That's not what I said."
So she didn't have those things in her mind, so he shouldn't misunderstand what she wanted to do.
"Really?" Feng Teng asked lightly, and then said in an extremely soft tone, "It's easy to sleep after defeating the boss, isn't this you?"
Oops, how could she forget about this issue, Shan Shan hurriedly confessed and said calmly, "It's me, I took it for fun, you won't mind."
"Of course I don't mind." Feng Teng raised his eyes from the document and landed on her in an extremely harmless manner, then gracefully closed the document in his hand and put it aside, asking seriously, "It's just that Shan Shan is still here today. If you didn't fight, why did you fall asleep?"
ah? Before Shan Shan understands the meaning of his words, he is suddenly picked up by him sideways. The next second she is already sitting on top of him, staring blankly as he grabs her fingers and puts them in her mouth, licking and biting them. With the dark light in her eyes: "What is Shan Shan going to hit me with? This?"
—I am the dividing line for the night shift —
—I am the dividing line that oppressed by the capitalists to work night shifts all night —
They fought several times overnight, and were forced to become the main fighter. The next day, Shan Shan shyly and angrily changed her online name—Lord Boss is a hooligan! But unfortunately, a few days later, this screen name was seen by the boss again.
Lord Boss is worthy of being a BT-level boss who commands many high-level talents. He quickly understood the "hidden meaning" behind this screen name, and suddenly smiled and said, "So Shanshan likes me to take the initiative."
Like him taking the initiative
How on earth did he come to this conclusion!
hooligan... active...
hooligan... active...
In the following time, Shan Shan kept looking for a logical relationship between the two, and at the same time, by the way, was deeply motivated.
Shan Shan had no choice but to continue changing her screen name. In order to express her anger, this time her screen name was changed to—"Lord Boss is not a human being!"
Because of the basis of the previous screen name "Master Boss is playing a hooligan", as soon as the new screen name appeared, Shuang Yi was amazed with rich associations: "Wow, isn't he the kind of person who is like the one in the novel?"
Shan Shan Wide Noodles tears, Shuang Yi thinks so perverted, the boss will only become more perverted, maybe he will really pull her to challenge the "inhuman" limit. It's better to change it, she doesn't want to "day and night, perseverance" again.
If you want to change, you must change, but what
After thinking about it, Shan Shan thinks that safety comes first, so she completely eliminates the existence of Mr. Boss in her screen name. The name of the new website is "33 to 6". It is simple and easy to remember and unique. Shan Shan thinks, this time, the boss can't catch something to make a fuss about.
On the night of the name change, Shan Shan deliberately chatted with Shuang Yi in front of the boss. When Mr. Boss saw it, he didn't respond. Shan Shan was not at ease, and asked, "Is my new screen name good?"
Lord Boss said casually, "I'm gone?"
Shan Shan hurriedly nods: "This time, you're gone boss!"
Feng Teng gave a "hmm" and buried his head in his own affairs. Shan Shan breathed a sigh of relief and passed the test, hahaha.
However, it turns out that Shan Shan is still inexperienced in the struggle against capitalists.
It's not over yet, so why not talk about it.
Before going to sleep again, the boss said, "We'll study the problem," which made Shan Shan spend the whole night exhaustingly realizing what it means—
"exist".
Shan Shan thinks through the pain and concedes defeat and surrenders. Didn't I already know it, fighting with the boss is extremely stupid, and the dog's leg is the king's way.
So the ultimate screen name was freshly released, "Master boss is really great", both existing and great, this time the head office. In the evening, the boss was presented to the master, and the boss was really satisfied. Shan Shan is also very satisfied with the boss's satisfaction, but is a little unacceptable to the plot that happened later...
Lord Boss unexpectedly asked, "So, what does Shan Shan think is great?"
Well, it's normal to ask such a question, as long as he doesn't grab her hand and forcibly take her somewhere! ! !
then…
Inevitably, it was another word of mouth.
Shan Shan said with an air of gossamer, "I will never change my screen name again."
Feng Teng raised his eyebrows: "Really not changing?"
The tone was rather regretful.
"Don't change it!" Shan Shan lies on top of him, angry but decisive. She has deeply realized that for the boss, changing the screen name means changing someone. . .
"Alright." His fingers casually caressed the place where he had just suffered, Feng Teng said leisurely, "As soon as you change, I will reflex, and if you change, I am also very hard."
Shan Shan is about to cry: "...you don't have to work hard."
The well-fed someone smiled and put a light kiss on her tearful eyes. "I am willing."
Huh? Shan Shan stares at him blankly. Since getting married, every kiss of Mr. Boss has been full of strong sex, but this one just now doesn't seem to be. It's so light and superficial, but it is more deeply shaken than any previous one... It seems to carry some kind of emotion that he never vents...
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Seeing her foolishly looking at him, Feng Teng smiled again: "Shan Shan, blow my hair in the future, don't refuse." (To be continued)