"Third brother, where is your backbone? Aren't you just a barbecue?" The red-faced old man hated that iron could not make steel, with a look of sadness on his face.
But the snarl hanging from the corner of his mouth betrayed his heart.
"You know nothing!" The black-faced old man roared and immediately switched to Su Yu's camp, "You can insult me for being spineless, but you can't insult this barbecue. You, a mortal, don't know how good this barbecue is?!"
"Hoho, mortal? That's incredible, you will go to heaven after eating a piece of meat!" The red-faced old man was so angry that he looked at the barbecue, and his eyes were even more eager.
The black-faced old man did not look at him. Instead, he turned to look at Su Yu with an apologetic smile. "Su Xiaoyou, look, I will let you pass directly. Can I have a taste of this barbecue..."
"It's useless for you to pass alone." Su Yu shook his head and said ruthlessly.
The black-faced old man paused, and then he rushed over and hugged the red-faced old man's thigh, "Second brother! You just agree, this little brother will definitely be able to pass, so why should we bother you? The taste of this meat is definitely beyond yours." Imagine, I swear! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
He burst into tears with unspeakable sincerity.
The red-faced old man's face softened, and there was a look of struggle on his face. He hesitated whether to go down the stairs or not.
Su Yu also placed a cut piece of barbecue in front of him, "If you agree, you can try this barbecue first..."
Finally, he took a deep breath, and the aroma in the air shocked his body and mind. His face condensed, and a look of determination appeared on his face. Which one is more important, barbecue or moral integrity
Needless to say, it’s barbecue!
He stretched out his hand tremblingly, ready to pick up the piece of barbecue.
However, just when his hand was about to touch the barbecue, a pair of hands suddenly appeared and took the barbecue directly...
"Big...brother..."
The black-faced old man and the red-faced old man couldn't help shouting, wondering what the elder brother meant.
"I agree!" A hoarse voice came from the big brother's mouth, and then without saying a word, under the stunned eyes of the black-faced and red-faced old men, he directly put the piece of barbecue into the end, pursed his mouth slightly, and chewed slowly. , there is no extra expression on his face.
The red-faced and black-faced old men looked at each other, wondering, is this barbecue just ordinary
"Brother...brother, how are you?" the red-faced old man asked after swallowing a mouthful of saliva.
The response to him was silence. Then, the old man with white beard and white hair stopped his mouth, rolled his throat, and swallowed the piece of barbecue.
In the silence, two lines of clear tears fell from the corners of his eyes...
Is this... crying... crying
The red-faced old man and the black-faced old man almost made their eyes pop out. They both raised their hands and gave themselves a big slap in the face with a "pop" sound. Such a strange scene was not a dream
"It's delicious... it's so delicious. The sky has eyes, the sky has eyes..." Tears overflowed, and the eldest brother could no longer restrain his emotions and actually started sobbing, "I never thought that after living all my life, I could still be alive in the end. After tasting such delicious food, I can rest in peace even if I die..."
"Snapped-"
While he was talking, the old man with white beard and white hair slapped the red-faced old man with his backhand, and his voice almost shouted, "Second brother! It's just you! Why are you so stupid? Hurry up and agree!"
The red-faced old man was stunned by the slap, and his face showed great grievance. Damn, I wanted to agree. It was you who took the meat back.
"Little friend Su, we all agree, can we eat now..." the black-faced old man asked impatiently. When Su Yu nodded, his eyes suddenly flashed, and he pounced on the fattest butt of the wild boar!
"Splitting Mountain Palm!"
However, before he could touch the barbecue, there was a sudden whistling sound in his ears, and he could only turn his body to one side.
boom-
On the spot, gravel immediately rolled over, obviously the power of this Mountain Splitting Palm was quite impressive.
"F*ck! Brother, what do you mean?" The black-faced old man looked at the red-faced old man with a serious look on his face.
"What do you mean? Hey, I'm interested in this piece of butt. Whoever dares to shoot me, I will fight to the death!" The red-faced old man was not ashamed but proud. While laughing wildly, he grabbed the piece of meat with his hand...
"Invincible Eagle Claw!"
On the side, the old man with white beard and white hair saw the right moment and suddenly took action. He pinched the pig's butt deeply with his five claws, and then pulled hard, and actually tore off half of the pig's butt!
"Damn it! Brother, you are so shady!"
"Don't force me! I'm even afraid of myself if I get angry!"
…
For a moment, the scene fell into extreme chaos. It was unimaginable that three highly respected old men actually fought over eating pig butt.
At the same time, Tian Baogang appeared near the tower with an extremely pleased smile on his face.
"Hahaha, you overestimated your abilities, now you know what despair is..." He smiled smugly, walked toward the tower, shook his head, and seemed to sigh, "If he could brag about that kid's Qinggong, Even if you push her hard enough, you won't be left so far behind by me..."
As he got closer, Tian Bao's naked nose couldn't help but twitch, his eyes were strange, he licked his tongue, his face was full of intoxication, "Who is cooking this? The taste is much stronger than before. ! Those three old men actually ate delicious food behind my back!"
Then his whole body turned into a rainbow and headed straight for the source of the smell.
At this time, the three old men were already fighting fiercely, and only half of the pig's ass was left, and no one would give in.
"Okay, you three don't even call me when you have such delicious food!"
Tian Peiguang's voice came from far away, and by the time he finished speaking, the person was already approaching. The first thing he saw was the half-roasted pig. He couldn't help it. The color, smell, and taste of the roast were alluring and irresistible.
“Good meat!”
His eyes flashed, and he rushed towards the barbecue without saying a word...
But then, his pupils shrank suddenly and he froze. Looking at Su Yu who was extremely calm next to the barbecue, his eyes almost popped out. His face was full of disbelief, as if he had seen a ghost.
"Impossible! Why are you here?" His world view collapsed instantly, and he even forgot about the barbecue in front of him.
"Oh, your speed is really too slow. While I was waiting for you, I grilled some meat and passed the third level in an instant..." Su Yu looked at Xiang Tian, who was naked, as if he was talking about a shameless thing. Important little things.
Then he stood up slowly and waved his hand, "Since the assessment has been passed, it's time for me to enroll students..."
Grilled some meat? Passed the third round of assessment by the way
Invisible pretense is the most deadly. Su Yu's calmness undoubtedly gave Tian Peiguang a critical blow. He felt that his brain was instantly deprived of oxygen, his breathing became rapid, and he sat down on the ground in a daze. .
His old face turned red with embarrassment, and his Qinggong was actually looked down upon by others. Fortunately for him, he thought he was far away, but it turned out that he was already waiting at the finish line...
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