Conquer the World

Chapter 18: Buy one get one free

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If it wasn't for being trampled underfoot, if it wasn't for the extreme crisis, Fang Jie really wanted to patiently explain to the proprietress that eunuchs don't use scissors. Scissors can cut cloth to make beautiful clothes, can cut paper to make exquisite window grilles, and can cut many things, but they are definitely not specially used for cutting that thing.

"You go!"

Fang Jie yelled almost beggingly, his voice was hoarse because of the burning pain in his throat from vomiting blood.

"Oh, you are a heartless man. You have been cheating on women since you were young. You changed your mind after saying that I would not marry you? How old will you be to cheat into the palace? What I hate most is a man who betrays his heart. If I don’t cut off your hairless thing today, my old lady’s surname will not be Du.”

Instead of leaving, she walked towards Fang Jie with big strides.

Mu Da's eyes froze and he cursed: "Get lost!"

But Mu Er waved his hand and said: "Brother, don't let her go, this short and ugly man is really boring to be skinned. Although this woman is dressed in rustic clothes, she is still a symbol. If she is skinned It would be very beautiful to make a palace lantern."

"Don't delay the business, hurry up!"

Mu Da said something in a cold voice and ignored it.

Act 2 smiled, gave up on the big dog and walked towards the proprietress: "Don't worry, my craftsmanship is well-known in the imperial capital, and it won't take long to peel off a complete human skin. The secret passage in the prison of Dali Temple I made all the lanterns hanging above, and each one is more beautiful than the other."

"Really fast?"

The proprietress stopped and asked timidly.

"Surely soon!"

Mu 2 grinned, took out a short knife from his pocket, shook it as he walked, and said, "I don't know how many people have been skinned with this knife, but I have only used it twice since I left the imperial capital. The knife is lonely. I'm also lonely. Although your appearance is a bit old, you can barely speak of the past. You don't insult my knife... "

Boom!

An extremely abrupt muffled sound appeared, and then Mu Er's figure disappeared. Then there was another bang, as if something had hit the ground heavily. Mu Da hurriedly turned his head to look, but saw that Mu Er was embedded into the city wall!

Mu Er's body flew out like a shell out of the chamber, smashing a big hole in the city wall.

too fast!

It was so fast that even Mu Da didn't see who made the move. In other words, he guessed that it was the woman in the rustic clothes who made the move, but he didn't see clearly at all! Not to mention seeing how the woman made a move, she didn't even capture the trajectory of the woman's actions. After seeing clearly that Mu Er's whole body was embedded into the city wall, he realized that the woman was actually standing where Mu Er was standing just now.

"What I don't like to hear the most is when others say I'm old!"

The proprietress muttered with a gloomy face, as if she was very angry.

Mu Er's back hit the city wall, and he didn't know how many city bricks he smashed. His body was bent like a shrimp, and most of his body was embedded in the city wall. The gravel fell to the ground, and after a muffled bang, a cloud of smoke and dust rose up. Mu Er couldn't help coughing a few times, and blood kept spilling out of his mouth. The blow was too heavy, and I don't know how many ribs were broken. But he is a master of the sixth rank after all, struggling to get out of the wall while enduring the severe pain.

Boom!

There was another muffled sound, and when I looked again, the proprietress suddenly appeared in front of Mu Er!

A green embroidered shoe stepped on Mu Er's chest, forcefully pushing him a little further into the city wall. The dust and smoke billowed up again, and Mu Er did not enter the city wall.

This scene surprised everyone beyond measure. Fang Jie was lying on the ground with his face sideways, his mouth was wide open and he looked at the proprietress completely dumbfounded. The big dog's eyes almost popped out, as if he still couldn't believe what he saw. And Mu Xiaoyao stood a little stupidly, muttered how could it be possible, how could it be possible to hide it from me

As if she heard Mu Xiaoyao's self-talk, the proprietress smoothed the hair hanging down her forehead and said with a light smile: "It's really rare for a person like you to be able to perceive the strength of others. It's a pity... your cultivation base It's still too low, and it's not difficult to hide from your perception. As far as I know, I'm not the only one who can do it in Fangu City alone."

"There are others..."

Being trapped by others did not depress Mu Xiaoyao, but what the proprietress said made her extremely depressed.

"Of course there are, at least the head of our family has kept it from you, hasn't he?"

She spoke casually, as if she didn't pay attention to Mu Da at all.

"You... who are you!"

Mu Da swallowed hard, and subconsciously took a few steps back.

"I am your old lady!"

When the proprietress said this, she was still at least twenty meters away from Mu Da. After saying the first word, she started to take steps, raised her feet for the second word, and lowered her feet for the third word. The fourth, four and five words were said face to face in front of Mu Da. The distance between the two was less than half a meter, almost in the blink of an eye, the proprietress was already standing in front of Mu Da.

Snapped!

An extremely crisp slap sounded, and even the quiet night was torn apart. The slap was so loud that everyone in the east of the city could probably hear it. Five clear fingerprints slowly emerged on Mu Da's face, and the veins could be clearly seen from the fingerprints. After this blow, everyone who was already stupid was even more stupid.

"Oh... I forgot to use my strength again. Let the head of our family see it, and it's time to laugh at me again."

The proprietress looked at the red handprints on Mu Da's face, and smiled apologetically, "I'll do it again, sorry."

Although Mu Da was stunned, how could he dare to stand still, and immediately tried to jump back to avoid the proprietress, but his feet were about to exert force, and the second slap from the proprietress slapped him heavily in the face again This time, it was not as loud as the one just now, but it sent Mu Da flying sideways. Mu Da couldn't control his body at all, and his back hit the city wall fiercely. With a bang, it was embedded into the city wall next to Act II.

"Cool!"

The proprietress took a long breath of relief and said, "It hasn't been this fun in ten years."

"Eldest sister, if you are having a good time, can you help me up first?"

Fang Jie bit his lip to make sure it wasn't a dream, then looked at the proprietress pitifully and said, "I don't even know how many ribs I have been broken by him."

"Be honest!"

The proprietress didn't turn her head and shouted at him, rolled up the sleeves of the floral blue padded jacket and walked towards the two people inlaid in the city wall: "I haven't had enough fun yet!"

Fang Jie obediently continued to lie on his stomach, but couldn't help admiring: "Domineering, so fucking domineering. Now I finally know why Su Tugou was so docile when he was dealt with."

The big dog also obediently lay on the ground, watching the woman who was striding towards the city wall couldn't help but shudder: "If you marry such a woman, you must be tortured to death. Fang Jie... You said that his husband Still alive? Miracle... a fucking miracle."

"it turns out… "

Mu Xiaoyao still stood on the side blankly, her eyes were a little dull: "I can't perceive it... How is this possible? What method did she use... How could she hide it from me?"

The proprietress ignored these three people, walked quickly to Mu Da, looked at this distorted man and said coldly: "It seems that your brothers have harmed women a lot these years, right? You can do it for an hour, right? You also like to goug people's eyeballs and cut off people's noses, right?"

When she said she could do it for an hour, she picked up the scissors and cut off the thing under Mu Da's crotch with a click. Speaking of his fondness for gouging people's eyeballs, the scissors have already pulled out two of Mu Da's eyeballs from their sockets. When it came to liking to cut off people's noses, she actually threw the scissors aside, pinched Mu Da's nose with the thumb and forefinger of her right hand, and forcibly pulled one nose off his face.

In a moment, Mu Da's face turned into a blood gourd.

"One hour!"

With a bang, the proprietress punched Mu Da in the chest, and after Mu Da's body bent, he was smashed into the city wall a little bit. The proprietress seemed to be furious, she punched and said one sentence for an hour, said five sentences in a row, and punched five times in a row. After five punches, Mu Da's figure could still be seen, but he was thrown into a deep pit the size of a washbasin abruptly.

After smashing Mu Da, the proprietress dragged Mu Er out of the city wall and threw it like a sandbag at least twenty meters away. In the next second, the proprietress had already appeared beside Mu Da. Being beaten so violently, Mu Er was still alive. He opened his eyes with difficulty, wanting to beg but couldn't open his mouth at all. There was fear in his eyes, boundless fear.

"Do you know what my wife's husband does?"

The proprietress squatted down beside Mu Er, put her palm on Mu Er's chest and pressed hard. With a stabbing sound, all the clothes on Mu Er's body were shattered and flew out. I don't know what kind of method the proprietress used before, the beating was so heavy, there were not many injuries on Mu Er's body.

She picked up Mu Er's short knife from the ground, and said word by word: "Su Tugou is a dog butcher, and his best skill is skinning mountain dogs. But no one in the whole Fangu City knows that the skinning is done by my old lady." Teach him!"

"A few low-ranking scumbags dare to do evil. Not only lose the face of the court, but also the face of the entire Sui Dynasty! If you really want to pretend to be vicious, then go to the Daxue Mountain in the west to find the Buddhist sect to pretend to be vicious. The Buddhist sect is not Did you say that the Buddha also has the time when the vajra glared? Then you go and gouged out the Buddha's eyes, cut off the Buddha's nose, and peeled the Buddha's skin! You don't have the guts, but you do evil on your own land, and you don't kill you. Your old lady will be so angry that she will not be able to sleep from now on!"

After these words were finished, there was already a blood corpse on the ground.

Throwing a complete human skin on the ground, the proprietress took out a handkerchief from her cuff and wiped her hands, then stood up straight and stretched her waist: "This is the end of the fun."

After she finished stretching, she suddenly turned around and looked at a certain roof: "Damn cripple, I'm done having fun, have you seen enough!"

On the roof of a private house, the old cripple who was drinking along the ridge couldn't help but shook his head and sighed. He carefully plugged the wine gourd and tied it around his waist. He sat up straight from the roof, looked at the proprietress below and said helplessly: "You kill your man, I watch my play, I don't care about you, why do you lose your temper at me?"

While talking, he checked again whether the wine gourd was fastened. The gourd is just an ordinary gourd, and the wine in the gourd is the cheapest Northwest roast. In the wine shop in Fangu City, ten copper coins can fill this gourd. Although this gourd is ordinary, its upper and lower stomachs are bigger than a human head. This shows how cheap it is to burn this wine in the Northwest.

The proprietress raised her finger and cursed at the old cripple: "Just tell me, if the old lady doesn't come, will you make a move!"

The old cripple nodded and said, "Naturally, otherwise why would I come?"

"Then why don't you make a move!"

The proprietress asked again.

"Aren't you here?"

The old cripple smiled and said, "Besides, I wouldn't save that worthless little baby, let alone that guy who is uglier than me. If it wasn't for the old man, I would have taken a fancy to this girl's good potential, maybe I won’t come back today at all. It’s too late to avoid such a troublesome thing as the court. I can’t beat the fox and make a fuss, the old cripple is the last thing I want to touch.”

After saying this, his people had already arrived in front of Mu Xiaoyao. The old cripple looked into Mu Xiaoyao's eyes, and asked word by word: "Would you like to be my apprentice? I have been looking for an apprentice all my life, the old cripple, and before I died, I had unlucky luck and was actually found by me." One is pleasing to the eye. I planned to see how good your potential is in a few years, but why do you want to leave...Are you willing or not?"

Mu Xiaoyao shook her head in pain and muttered, "Another one... I didn't even notice it!"

As soon as the old cripple was about to speak, he heard someone shouting from behind: "I've decided for her! From now on, she will be your master, and you will be her apprentice... er, no, she will be your apprentice, and you will be her master! Such a high-quality apprentice, Even if you want to buy it, you can't buy it!"

The old cripple smiled and said, "You are so straightforward! Just for the sake of getting a good apprentice, tell me, I can satisfy you if you have any requirements."

Fang Jie struggled to get up, sat on the ground and gasped for breath. After the Qi and blood in the chest and abdomen were smooth, he said solemnly: "Buy one, get one free, I can only have her if you want her."

"I buy you?!"

The old cripple stared at his eyes and said, "I won't buy you even if I'm blind!"

Fang Jie shook his head and said seriously: "Wrong!"

He pointed at Mu Xiaoyao and said, "She bought it, and I gave it to you."

The old cripple said almost subconsciously: "Can I just buy her one? Can I not give it away?!"

Fang Jie gritted his teeth and said firmly, "Not for sale!"