The fighting at the west gate of Fan Gucheng was a mess. Mu Da and Mu Er, who were originally very strong, didn't even have a chance to fart in front of the more powerful proprietress. From the beginning to the end, the two masters of the sixth rank seemed to be abused by children. Like playful dolls, one was stuffed into the city wall, and the other was stripped into a blood corpse.
Stuffing a large living person into a solid city wall is by no means an easy task, at least much harder than stuffing a round eggplant up an asshole. You must know that just a few decades ago, the 40,000 troops of the Mongolian Yuan Empire attacked, and hundreds of catapults bombarded them indiscriminately, but they did not blow down the walls of Fangu City. The proprietress forced a person into the city wall, no matter in anyone's eyes, it was an unrepeatable feat.
The next thing is, when Li Xiaozong sent people to drag Mu Da's body out, the soldier in charge scolded Shi Chen's mother for a whole hour, and finally smashed the body inside the wall with a shovel and shoveled it out. Then he dug a random pit and buried it, and sprinkled some yellow urine on it.
Fang Xie knew that the old cripple from Hongxiu Zhao was a master, but he never thought that this cripple was very tall, because he firmly believed that Mu Xiaoyao could sense any master. The old cripple was worth guarding against, so he was definitely not as strong as Mu Xiaoyao and Da Quan.
But tonight, he finally knew that what he believed in was sometimes ridiculous.
The world is too big, so big that Fang Xie knows that he will never end his life. Fan Gucheng is too small, no more than three and a half miles long and no more than three miles wide.
But it is this small border town in this big world that hides so many perverted masters. Can easily abolish two sixth-rank, the most conservative estimate is that the proprietress also has the strength of seventh-rank or even eighth-rank. Fang Jie really couldn't understand how the proprietress's seemingly petite body contained so much energy. It seems easier to kill two rank-6 than two chickens.
And that old cripple, who doesn't have the demeanor of a worldly expert. Wearing an old leather jacket, there is always a wine gourd as big as two human heads connected by his waist, which contains the worst quality liquor. Whenever he sees him, he will feel that Hongxiu Zhao has been lowered by more than one level because of his existence. .
What should a worldly expert look like
Shouldn't they all be fluttering in white clothes, even if they don't look cute, they should look pleasing to the eye. Holding a long sword like autumn water in his hand, shaking a sword flower and saying that the evildoer will show up soon! It is easy and simple to subdue demons and demons, and then step on the flying sword and say "go" and you will disappear without a trace.
Even if you are down-and-out, you must at least be stylish. This old cripple always looked like he could be knocked down by a gust of wind, his skinny body only had the tympanic membrane left. Looking at that wretched and ugly face again, no matter how you look at it, it looks like he has committed attempted rape when he was young.
subversion!
Completely subverted Fang Jie's outlook on life, values and love. Could this be the legendary ruined three views
Standing up with difficulty, Fang Jie really wanted to say something to the old cripple, didn't you realize that I am the seed of a peerless master with a unique skeleton? But he was also worried that a master like the old cripple would be able to blow himself out with a fart, and it would be too wronged if he was like the two unlucky bastards who were embedded in the city wall by the proprietress.
In Journey to the West, Sun Wukong sent a group of little monsters flying with a fart. Fang Xie has self-knowledge. His current ability is definitely not as good as those little monsters who were blown away by farts.
"Are you following me or not!"
The old cripple was slightly angry, looked at Mu Xiaoyao and said seriously: "Although I have been looking for an apprentice for a lifetime to find a pleasing person like you, it doesn't mean that I have to beg you humbly. Although I have done my duty in the arena these years To be honest, stomping your feet back then could scare many people to death. If you hesitate again, I will leave immediately and pretend that I have never seen you. I will count to five. If you don’t agree, it will be useless to kneel down and beg me later. gone."
"one!"
"Promise, promise!"
Fang Jie ran over from the side, hehe said with a smile: "How can you not agree to such a good thing? She was just frightened and stupid. Let me tell you old lame... Grandpa, she is my entourage. It's still useful for her to speak by herself. From now on, she will be your apprentice, and I will decide this matter."
"You can call the shots?"
asked the old cripple.
Fang Jie nodded and said, "Naturally."
"Well!"
The old cripple said: "You go, she stays."
Fang Jie didn't even say a word, turned around and left. He helped the big dog up from the ground, patted the dust on the big dog and said with a smile: "From now on, we will depend on each other for life, but I really can't adapt to having a woman around me. Thinking about it again...it can save a lot of money for drinks." right."
Big Dog hesitated for a moment and said, "Do you really want Xiao Yao to stay?"
Fang Jie smiled, and helped the big dog to go forward: "Did you say that Shen Qingshan is sister Xiao Yao's junior sister?"
"yes."
"Shen Qingshan is a master of the eighth rank, and thirty little waist sisters combined can't beat her, can they?"
"yes."
"So Miss Xiaoyao is very unconvinced and feels very uncomfortable. Because she is the most powerful person in the world, isn't she?"
"yes."
Fang Jie smiled, and said with some reluctance: "She has been with me for fifteen years, and she has been doing things for me for fifteen years. Now that the opportunity comes, she must do something for herself. Although Shen Qingfan is also Protect me, but I would like to see how Miss Xiao Yao defeats Shen Qingfan, just think about it... "
"Why am I upset?" Big Dog said.
"That's because you don't have the awareness I have. Let's go, I finally pretended to be a charity, don't make me regret it, okay? There are still a few months to go to Chang'an, so what if you don't hurry up. Don't look back Look, now that you have made a decision, you have to show some grace, even if Miss Xiao Yao calls us, we can't turn back."
"Ok?"
"OK!"
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Mu Xiaoyao didn't shout at all, because she followed.
"What are you doing?"
Fang Jie looked at Mu Xiaoyao, who was following behind him with a package, and said bitterly, "I finally felt selfless, but you can't help me to develop my style? I feel sorry for you like this." Do you know? If I encounter such a good opportunity, it is certain that I will go. Unfortunately... I am a waste of cultivation, I am afraid that I will not have this opportunity in this life... What are you doing!"
Fang Jie waved his hands helplessly, and kicked his feet wildly.
Without saying a word, Mu Xiaoyao took Fang Jie's belt and strode forward.
"I can walk by myself!"
Fang explained.
Mu Xiaoyao walked a few steps in silence and said: "I know you can walk, but there may still be dangers in the city. Although I can't perceive the old cripple or the woman, the four people I sensed before There are still two masters here. I rejected the old cripple, he probably won't help us anymore. Your lady boss may not be nosy anymore, so we have to get out of the city quickly. As long as we get out of the city, there are big dogs around We can get rid of them."
"Do you know what a great opportunity you missed? Didn't you always want to surpass Shen Qingfan?"
Fang Jie said while struggling.
"I want to... even in my dreams."
Mu Xiaoyao said as he walked, "I entered the mountain gate at the age of six, and I was regarded by the master as the glory of my sect. The master said that I must be the one who will glorify the sect in the future. Shen Qingfan also entered the mountain gate at the age of six, but compared to me Three years late. When she entered the mountain gate, I was already at the third rank, but she hadn't enlightened yet. The second year she entered the mountain gate, I was at the fourth rank, and she was enlightened. The third year she entered the mountain gate, I was at the fifth rank , she is at the fourth rank. Twelve years old... I fled with you, and reached the fifth rank at the age of fifteen, and there has been no progress since then. Twelve years later, she is still at the fifth rank and cannot make any progress."
"She actually looked down on me from the beginning, because after she entered the mountain gate, Master told her all the things he said to me again, and then she became the glory of the mountain gate. For more than ten years, I have made no progress. She Already at the eighth rank, she is only one step away from becoming a peerless powerhouse at the ninth rank. She practiced later than me, but she is too far ahead of me. Master is right...Compared to her, I am an ordinary person .”
"Does your master know that you have the ability to perceive the strength of others?"
Fang asked.
"I don't know, I haven't told anyone at the mountain gate."
"So your master is a scumbag."
Fang Jie smiled and said: "Even though there are very few masters at the eighth rank in the world, she is definitely not the only one, isn't she? The old cripple just now is much better than Shen Qingfan in my opinion. Madam Boss, Shen Qingfan may not be the opponent in a real fight. But you are the only one in the world who can perceive the strength of the enemy. With such a powerful ability, shouldn't you be a bad fart?"
"What kind of skill is this? Predict danger and run for your life?"
Mu Xiaoyao said hoarsely: "In my opinion, it is far less useful than being strong!"
Big Dog interjected next to him and said, "I think this skill is pretty good. I am 20 years older than you, and I have practiced 20 years longer than you. Is my strength not as good as yours? But six or seven out of ten people who practiced with me died. .I didn't die, because I have a good nose, I can smell murder, so I'm alive and well."
"You are twenty years older than her!"
Fang Jie was surprised and said, "I really can't see it!"
The big dog blushed for a rare time: "My face is tender..."
Fang Jie said in disbelief, "I always thought you were at least forty years older than her."
Big dog: "..."
Fang Jie saw that Mu Xiaoyao smiled, and then persuaded: "How far have the three of us walked? Don't always think about unhappy things. We are going to Chang'an to harm the capital of the Great Sui Dynasty. When the time comes, the magnificent little As soon as Sister Yao walked into Chang'an City, I don't know how many ninth-rank masters bowed down under your pomegranate skirt and begged you to accept him as an apprentice!"
"fart!"
I don't know when, the old cripple appeared in front of them in a flash: "Do you think that the master of the ninth rank is the aunt who sells vegetables in the vegetable market? Just anyone is the ninth rank? In the whole Sui Dynasty, the masters of the ninth rank can also be counted." Come out! Even the emperor of the Sui Dynasty dare not force a ninth-rank master to kneel down!"
The old lame stared at Mu Xiaoyao and softened his gaze, "Think about it again, I am very strict in selecting apprentices, otherwise how can I not have a single apprentice at my age, right? Miss it If you leave me, you will regret it for the rest of your life. Let me ask you again, do you agree or not?"
Mu Xiaoyao looked at Fang Jie and said seriously, "Where is he going, where am I going. Where is he, where am I."
"Really so decisive? I will persuade you one last time, and I can tell you clearly. I am one of the few ninth-rank masters in this world. Don't think that there are so many ninth-rank masters. Although the world is big, they can cultivate There are really very few people who have reached the ninth rank. Is it because I appeared too simple and easy, you don’t believe me? How about I show you a hand? Guaranteed that you will be surprised!”
Mu Xiaoyao shook her head: "If you don't accept him, I won't follow you."
The old cripple asked angrily: "Do you know what you missed? Do you know that even His Majesty the Emperor of the Sui Dynasty would never let a ninth-rank master kneel down? Do you know how many ninth-rank masters there are in the whole world? !"
Mu Xiaoyao lifted Fang Jie's belt again, and walked forward without looking back.
With a plop, the old cripple fell to his knees and begged in a crying voice: "I beg you, can you? You just agree to be my apprentice? Can I kowtow to you? It's not easy to meet a good seed, you That bastard master before couldn't see your potential, that's because he looked down on people! Can you stay? You... you go... If you go again, I will kill myself!"