Fang Jie has been in a bit of a daze for the past two days. It seems that there is nothing else to do every day except to follow the carriage for twenty or thirty miles. His seemingly idiotic behavior was taken as a joke by the girls of Hongxiu Zhao from the beginning, and later it even became their entertainment.
Fang Xie followed the carriage, and there would always be many beauties poking their heads out of the windows in the seven red-sleeved cars in front, waving their beautiful handkerchiefs and waving to each other.
"Xiao Fangjie, catch up with my sister, and my sister will give you sweets."
"Little Fang Jie, ignore her, catch up with my sister's carriage, and get in the carriage to chat with my sister."
"Xiao Fangjie, my sister has something interesting in the car, I'll let you play if I catch up."
Listening to these words, Fang Xie ran away stupidly, and did not catch up. He always kept the same distance, neither far nor near. He happened to be able to see the pretty faces of those girls clearly, and if he saw someone waving to him, he would pretend to be honest and honest with a few gestures in response, always attracting laughter like silver bells from the girls.
They thought he didn't understand style, but they didn't know that someone had been staring hard at their chests that were shaking because of the vibration of the carriage. He especially likes a girl named Mu Qiu in the red sleeve move, she looks shy, and every time other girls wave and tease Fang Jie, she just smiles with her mouth closed.
She is not the prettiest, and she is also quiet, but compared to those chattering girls, she is the most conspicuous one. Of course, the reason why Fang Jie noticed her at a glance was because her breasts were the largest. This girl doesn't see how to get out of the car and walk around on weekdays. Unless she encounters a small river or a lake along the way, she doesn't get tired of staying in the car all day. From this, Fang Jie discovered that this was a woman who liked water very much.
Women are originally made of water, and no matter how much they like water, this woman's temperament must be gentle. Fang Jie once made such a conclusion without shame, the big dog driving the car snorted, and Mu Xiaoyao snorted coldly.
Fang Jie has fun with Fang Jie, and girls have fun with girls. The journey is already boring, so it's good to have some fun.
Since the last time I met those five hundred soldiers from the Jingbu Battalion of Xiaowei, I haven't encountered any crisis in the past ten days. If I had to say something exciting, it was just that a group of Northwestern wolves, about six or seven, planned to raid the camp the night before yesterday. At first, those wild wolves were afraid of the fire, but then they dared to grope forward and finally got close. But the camp was scared away by the big dog who got out of the car.
Fang Jie and Mu Xiaoyao were not surprised, but the girls in the red sleeve move were all taken aback. It was the first time they had seen a person whose howl was worse than that of a wolf. However, Da Quan's voice was not in vain, and the attitude of the girls towards this unattractive and dirty man suddenly changed greatly.
Some people praised that having a big dog can sleep at ease, which is more effective than raising a big mastiff. After the big dog knew this, he almost rushed over and beat the ignorant girl with his pants stripped off. If Fang Jie hadn't stopped him, there might have been some trouble. Of course, Fang Jie also had good intentions, he kept saying that I would let me do this matter of stripping his pants and spanking, but Da Quan lost his temper after being stopped by him, and instead of letting Fang Jie go, Fang Jie lost his courage.
Mu Xiaoyao twisted her waist, which was a disaster for the country and the people, and even tilted her round buttocks. The provocative commentator explained, if you are really timid, you can practice first, and find some courage from Miss Xiaoyao. It's okay, Miss Xiaoyao will promise you not to say anything.
If Fang Jie hadn't been with Mu Xiaoyao for fifteen years and knew how powerful this witch is, he might have rushed over just looking at that round butt. Just because he understood, he also avoided a lot of disasters. Mu Xiaoyao waited for a while and saw that Fang Jie really didn't have the guts to come up and spank her own butt, said something boring, turned around and went back into the carriage to sleep. Still showing off his big white legs regardless of his care, he could only get rid of his evil eyes if it was easier.
On the 36th day after leaving Fan Gu, the convoy arrived at Mushan Mountain at the junction of Shandong Road and Hexi Road. The size of this mountain was not even in the top 20 among the mountains in the Sui Dynasty. There are also many literati and poets visiting here, and there are countless poems and ink marks left in the Taoist temple on the mountainside.
Half of Mushan is in Shandong Road, and half is in Hexi Road. It belongs to the joint management of the two places, but to put it bluntly, it is a place that neither of the two places is too lazy to manage. If it weren't for the extremely strict jurisdiction after the division of the Dao in the Sui Dynasty, Yuan Chongwu, the governor of Shandong Dao, would have even given this half of the mountain to Hexi Dao long ago.
At least Hexi Road has set up a small yamen in the town at the foot of the mountain. There is not even a servant on Shandong Road. The reason is very simple, because Mushan is not far from Xiangcheng, where the governor’s yamen of Hexi Road is located. up. The most famous place in Hexi Road is Xiangcheng. Not to mention the governor's office here, there are many big families in Hexi Road, and four or five out of ten of them live in Xiangcheng. Moreover, Xiangcheng is also the county seat of Longxi County.
What I have to say is that the Li family's mansion is in Xiangcheng.
Ever since Li Luan, the patriarch of the previous generation, was proclaimed Duke of the State by the late emperor, the Li family's status in Longxi County is unrivaled. Even Yang Xiuchen, the governor of Hexi Road, would respect the old man of the Li family when he saw the old man of the Li family. You must know that Yang Xiuchen still has a bit of ties to the royal family of the Sui Dynasty. Yang Xiuchen's ancestor was one of the heroes who followed the Taizu of the Sui Dynasty to conquer the world. In terms of seniority, he was the cousin of the Taizu.
Yang Xiuchen's ancestors were named county kings because of their duties, but they were not hereditary. After three or five generations, it will gradually wither away. In this generation, Yang Xiuchen has become the governor of his family and has been the largest official in his family for nearly 60 years.
Mushan is one hundred and twenty-eight miles away from Xiangcheng, which happens to be the length of Chang'an City in the north-south direction.
There was at least one hour before dark, but Aunt Ke Xi ordered to stop and rest. The servants began to set up tents and chose a place close to the mountain. The servants were not like ordinary people. The place they chose was easy to defend and difficult to attack. Although there were only a dozen of them, they moved quickly and cleanly. It could be seen that most of them were from military backgrounds .
Mu Xiaoyao sleeps in the carriage, Fang Jie is too lazy to set up a tent, and Big Dog is even more lazy to do this. He can sleep anywhere, and Fang Jie always likes to squeeze with Mu Xiaoyao.
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Compared with Shandong Road, Hexi Road has a much better climate even though it is only separated by an evening mountain. The most beautiful scenery of this Mushan Mountain is one mountain with two colors, the southern mountain is covered with green trees, while the northern mountain is covered with ice and snow.
There are many big families in Hexi Dao, and the scenery of this mountain is quite interesting, so since the weather is slightly warmer, many young ladies from aristocratic families come here to play. If you are crazy about playing and don't want to go home, the Taoist temple halfway up the mountain is a good place to live. It is clean, hot water is always available, the food is delicious, and the charges are reasonable. It doesn't look like a Taoist temple at all, it's more like an inn.
Because of the large number of tourists, Hongxiu recruited so many Yingying and Yanyan to get off the car, and immediately attracted many people to watch, especially those dudes from aristocratic families, all of them stared wide-eyed and hardly moved. If it weren't for the dozen or so sturdy servants of Hongxiu Zhao, who were quite imposing, otherwise, I don't know how many apprentices would have come up to strike up a conversation.
Even so, there were still a few young men who felt that their family backgrounds were prominent came over to find something to say. All of them obviously have no knowledge, but they have to pretend to be gentle, and make hypocritical gestures, which makes the girls with red sleeves have fun, pointing fingers and commenting.
Such a generous move made those sons even more unwilling to leave.
Later, Xiao Ding came with a message from Mrs. Xi, telling the girls to be more honest, otherwise they would be snatched into the mountain for ten or eight rounds, and Mrs. Xi would not care about it, so the girls put their minds back and went back to rest in the tent.
Without seeing the beauties, those young masters suddenly became dull.
It was also at this time that the young masters who were still reluctant to part discovered that there was a lonely carriage not far from the campsite of Hongxiu Zhao. On the carriage sat a middle-aged man wearing an extremely old-fashioned leather robe, with a smell of dirt. Rustic, no matter how you look at it, you don't look like a good person.
This wretched-looking man was fine, at least he sat in the carriage honestly. What the gentlemen couldn't bear the most was that there was a young man wearing a dark blue cloth robe, although his features were handsome but his behavior was even more wretched, he dared to take off his clothes only a few dozen meters away from the campsite of Hongxiuzhao, separated by a carriage. Pants pee.
It's degrading, absolutely degrading.
Look at the clothes on that young man, although they are not brocade clothes, but they are also scholarly styles, at least he is literate, how could he do such a nasty thing
Therefore, a few righteous sons immediately felt that this matter could not be left alone. There is such a boy next to a group of celestial girls, it is as disgusting as shitting next to a white lotus.
Therefore, Mr. Cui, who is also well-known in Xiangcheng, couldn't bear it anymore, and walked over quickly with four or five servants, with a fierce look on his face.
Fang Jie happened to have just pulled down his trousers to urinate halfway, and when he saw the menacing group approaching, he immediately understood what was going on, and couldn't help but shook his head and smiled.
But when I was in the middle of urinating, I couldn't take it back.
"Where did the dirty little thief come from, how could he do such a disgraceful thing in this beautiful place with mountains?! Over there are a group of beautiful people like angels, you are here... Xiaojie here is really humiliating Sven! Shameless! Scum!"
Young Master Cui stopped four or five steps away from Fang Xie, and looked at Fang Xie's words coldly. When he said this, Fang Jie had just finished urinating, he held onto the thing and shook it with a smile, "Master, don't you want to urinate?"
Mr. Cui was already angry, but he was even angrier when he saw that Fang Jie was shaking that thing without putting himself in his eyes. He obviously looks like a boy of fifteen or sixteen years old, how can he be so old? There is no reason at all.
"Speaking is even more vulgar! I don't know where you are from the mountains! Is this Mushan a place where you play wild? Obediently get away, I don't want to see you again! If you don't follow..."
Mr. Cui was only halfway through when he was interrupted by Fang Jie: "If you don't obey, you will let your subordinates beat me into a pig's head, won't you? Mr. Cui... Seeing that you have extraordinary taste in clothes, you must have a good background. It is definitely because there is a gap in the heart and talent in the belly, not only the appearance is first-class, the character must also be first-class. How can you, a refined person like you, do such vulgar things as ordering your followers to beat people?"
Mr. Cui was taken aback by these words, but felt a little proud in his heart.
"You are a knowledgeable person. Since you can see that I am not an ordinary person, then what are you waiting for? Go away by yourself, so as not to hurt you young man."
He spoke more politely, obviously Fang Jie's flattery was quite effective.
"This son is the most decent person at first glance, and I sincerely admire him."
Fang Jie pulled up his trousers, tidied up his clothes and clasped his fists, "I hate the country of Shang, it's my luck to meet the young master after traveling on Hedong Road. May I ask the young master's name?"
"Cui Lue Shang."
"Oh, there is a Shang character in your name, and there is a Shang character in my name, it's more fate!"
Fang Jie approached and said: "It's really rare. The son's criticism just now is very correct, and I sincerely admire it. It's just..."
Cui Lueshang was taken aback by his mysterious and hesitant words, and he subconsciously asked, "Just what?"
Fang Jie said in a low voice: "Young Master is a decent man, so it's fine if you don't say anything."
"Are you talking about it, half of it is too awkward?"
"Hey... Since the young master wants to know, then I will tell you... Young master, think about it carefully..."
Fang Jie said in a low voice, "There are a bunch of beauties over there, wouldn't it be great to pee on those girls from such a close distance?"
"Ah? This... is very wrong!"
Cui Lueshang was a little embarrassed and said: "Scholar, how can you do such a thing..."
"Try?"
Fang Jie said with a smile.
"No, I read sage books."
"Try?"
"How can you do such a shameless thing?"
"Try?"
"If it gets out, how can I, Cui Lueshang, meet people in Xiangcheng?"
"Try?"
"Uh... well, try, you must not say it."
"rest assured!"
Cui Lueshang blushed, gritted his teeth and dodged to the back of the carriage, opened his brocade clothes and took off his pants, and prepared to spit the most exciting urine in his life in the direction of the Red Sleeve Zhao camp. I also blame him for not being up to date, the thing turned hard.
Fang Jie chuckled and winked at Big Dog. The big dog understood, nodded, and suddenly jumped out of the carriage and lashed the nanny's ass with a whip, and the nanny rushed forward in pain.
The big dog yelled hoarsely: "Oh no! The horse is startled!"
With this loud shout, the people on the other side of Hongxiu Zhao immediately looked over. I saw a guy with a gentle face, holding on to the hard thing, with a wretched face, gesturing towards the red sleeve...