Meng Wudi is not really invincible, at least there are two existences in the love yamen that make him feel afraid every time he sees them. Meng Wudi is also really invincible, because he has never been defeated since he practiced martial arts. Of course, this is not because he has the ability and fighting spirit to be strong when he meets the strong, but because he never challenges someone he can't win.
Meng Wudi is the deputy governor of Qingya.
The reason why he dared to walk up to Xihuamei, the head of Hongxiuzhao at Fenglindu, was because he didn't find anyone who could threaten him among the crowd of Hongxiuzhao. Be it the women or the guards in the red sleeve move, none of the living ones made him afraid. On the contrary, it was the sign in Xi Huamei's hand that made him afraid.
That's why he spoke politely, although there was still the arrogance in his tone that is unique to a person who is in the love office of the Ouchi bodyguard.
But he was wrong.
The old cripple who looked like he might be knocked down by a gust of wind at any time made him feel the breath of death again except for the comforter. The reason why he was able to hold the position of Deputy Governor of Qing Ya was not because his name was Meng Wudi, so he was invincible, but because his greatest strength was self-knowledge.
In officialdom, this is crucial.
When he was in Qingya, he never showed even the slightest bit of disrespect to the governor Hou Wenji, even as the third person in Qingya, he always showed no dignity at all in front of Hou Wenji. Everyone in the Qing Ya was even sure that even if the governor asked Meng Wudi to eat his shit, Meng Wudi would definitely eat it and said that the shit from the governor was sweet and delicious.
The deliberate indifference and calmness he showed when he was fishing by the river all came from his imitation of the governor Hou Wenji.
Someone once said that a small part of Hou Wenji could be seen in Meng Wudi, although the imitation was poor and rough, making people sick.
The one who dares to comment on Meng Wudi in the Qing Yamen can only be the No. 2 person in the Qing Yamen. Although this person has no position in the Qing Yamen, he is even a commoner. But Meng Wudi never showed the slightest disrespect to this person. In Qingya, everyone agreed on one thing... He would rather offend the Governor of the Governor than Zhuo Buyi, the advisor of the Governor of the Governor. Because the governor may tolerate a little disrespect from his subordinates, but he will never allow the people in the Qing Ya to show a little disrespect to Zhuo Buyi.
The second most powerful person in Tangtang Qingya is a commoner, so he is called commoner.
Seven years ago, when Hou Wenji walked into the gate of Qingya with Zhuo Buyi, he only said one sentence. Since then, Meng Wudi, the No. 2 person in Qingya, has become No. 3. Moreover, over the years, Meng Wudi has never tried to challenge the commoner who stole his position.
"From now on, what the commoner says is what I say, and what the commoner orders is my order. When I am not around, Qingya obeys the commoner."
Meng Wudi had never seen Zhuo Buyi make a move, and he even suspected that Zhuo Buyi didn't know how to practice. But this does not affect his fear of Zhuo Buyi, because standing behind Zhuo Buyi is Hou Wenji.
Meng Wudi has always been very conceited about his own eyesight and judgment, so he really thrived in the official circles of the Sui Dynasty like a fish in water.
But today, he had the urge to slap himself.
In fact, what the old cripple said was no different from slapping him in the face a few times.
"It's hard for me to understand how an idiot like you can sit in the seat of the deputy governor. Don't you have a brain? A singing and dancing club guarded by ninth-rank masters is really just a singing and dancing club? One can use nine Could it be that a woman with a high-quality hand is an ordinary woman? Even if you don’t use that brand, can you afford it?”
These few words made him have to reflect on his actions this time.
And when he was ashamed, Gao Tianbao, a thousand households of Qingya, asked inappropriately: "Sir, do we want to take everyone down?"
Boom!
After a muffled sound, Gao Tianbao's body flew backwards like a kite with a broken string. Flying fully six or seven meters away, he fell to the ground with a plop, stirring up a cloud of dust. Meng Wudi kicked Gao Tianbao's chest without warning. Although this kick seemed to be powerful, he still held back his strength, otherwise Gao Tianbao's life would have been directly killed.
Even so, Gao Tianbao felt that he had broken at least two ribs.
"Let you stare at the main criminal, and now you tell me that he is gone...Gao Tianbao, you lost the main criminal in Jiangdu Qiu's treason case three years ago, and I cut off one of your eyeballs with my own hands. Is it three years later? Your eye doesn’t hurt anymore? I’ll give you two days, and if you can’t find the person who should have been in the carriage again, I’ll cut off your other eyeball.”
Gao Tianbao, who was in so much pain that he could hardly breathe, struggled to get up, knelt down on one knee and bowed his head, saying: "This subordinate promises to find those three people within two days, if he can't find... this subordinate will kill himself."
"snort!"
Meng Wudi flung his sleeves away, he still had the indifferent demeanor of a master when he was fishing by the river. At this time, his face was livid and ugly, and the shame and anger in his heart was so strong that he wanted to curse loudly.
Gao Tianbao spat bloody spit, and looked at Meng Wudi's back with a hint of coldness in his eyes.
"My lord, please stay."
At this time, Hongxiu Zhao's head, Xi Huamei, called Meng Wudi softly, walked over slowly, and said with a smile, "When did your lord promise to help me Hongxiu recruit the official boat to cross the river?"
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Xiang Qingniu glared at the Feiyupao in front of him, staring at the man's eyes without blinking. After staring at each other for two full minutes, the Feiyupao was finally defeated and turned his head to look elsewhere. Xiang Qingniu refused to let go, walked around to the side of the man and continued to stare fiercely into the man's eyes. The Feiyupao turned his head to the other side again, and Xiang Qingniu followed him again, still looking directly at him.
After repeating this three times, the flying fish robe finally collapsed, turned around and left after muttering a few times. Xiang Qingniu smirked a few times triumphantly, turned back and said to Cui Lueshang: "See, in front of the deity's Fayan, such a yellow-mouthed child dare not even look at each other, do you know what it is?"
Cui Lueshang, who was already terrified in his heart but pretended to be calm, asked subconsciously, "What is it?"
Xiang Qingniu said solemnly: "This is the coercion in the legend, the coercion that only the top experts can have. Under my coercive eyes, anyone can only retreat."
"oh."
The absent-minded Cui Lue said aloud, looked at the flying fish robes around him and said in a low voice, "The Taoist priest, hurry up and use all your coercion to scare these people away."
Xiang Qingniu snorted coldly and said, "Do you think coercion is a carrot sold by the aunt in the vegetable market? It's so cheap that a tael of silver can fill half a carload? Coercion... coercion... coercion costs you energy Do you understand? You don’t understand at first glance, although I am willing to teach you a beginner in practice, it is really difficult to explain.”
Cui Lueshang gave Xiang Qingniu a disappointed look, and then turned his eyes to Hongxiu Zhao for help.
At this moment, he noticed that the middle-aged man fled away, and the Feiyupao Qianhu who had been kicked flying before beckoned, and the Feiyupao surrounding them immediately turned around and left. Come quickly, and leave without sloppiness. He was overjoyed immediately, turned to look at Xiang Qingniu and cheered in a low voice: "It's still Hongxiu who has the ability to recruit the head of the family, the leading official is gone!"
He didn't say anything later, but he saw Xiang Qingniu take a horse stance and slowly press down his hands and let out a breath: "See... this is coercion. Once I use it anyway, those people will naturally piss off. Only an ignorant person like you will say what the woman has the ability to say."
His face was slightly flushed and he said in a slightly angry tone: "Don't you see that I am exerting energy to release the coercion?"
Just as Cui Lueshang was about to answer, he suddenly heard a soft and long muffled fart.
puff…
Xiang Qingniu blushed, smiled embarrassingly and turned away.
Cui Lueshang took a deep breath and his face suddenly became extremely exciting. He ran back and cursed in a low voice: "This fucking fart under the pressure of the mother...it really smells extraordinary!"
At the same time, ten miles away from Fenglindu, the water in Xiangshui is the calmest.
There are passing fishing boats walking slowly, and big fish can be seen jumping out of the water from time to time. Although the water in this section is gentle, there are reeds on both sides of the bank, which is not suitable for docking boats. That's why when the ferry was first built, Fenglin Ferry, ten miles downstream, was chosen.
A fisherman suddenly saw a few black shadows flashing through the water very quickly, and immediately changed his face in fright. Seeing that the black shadow under the water is surprisingly big, it is faintly the same size as an ordinary person. The fisherman was so frightened that he almost collapsed when he thought of the fierce river god ironhead fish in the water in the legends on both sides of the river.
"Hurry up, mother-in-law, quickly throw all the prepared pig's head, pheasant and lamb into the river! The river god is under our boat, don't delay!"
The woman, who had never seen the world, was so frightened that she hurriedly threw the pig's head and pheasant that must be prepared every time she sailed into the river. Only a lively lamb was thrown into the water, and suddenly there was a splash of water and the lamb disappeared. The fisherman and his wife finally couldn't hold on anymore, and they collapsed on the boat almost at the same time, not daring to look any more. I don't know how long it took, but the two of them came to their senses, and quickly knelt down on the boat with their hands clasped together, praying for mercy again and again.
One of the black shadows in the water seemed to be devouring the lamb, and after tumbling for a while, it even swam around the fishing boat. The fisherman who just peeked at the past froze suddenly, and he fainted from fright with a cry.
Fortunately, the black shadow that swallowed the lamb didn't stay any longer. After circling around the fishing boat, it slowly swam to the other side of the river, and disappeared after a while.
The woman who supported her husband's legs had long been weak and couldn't stand up. She woke him up from among those who were crying and choking her husband. When the fisherman woke up, he found that his wife was still there, and so was the fishing boat. He let out a long sigh of relief, and then they hugged each other and cried loudly.
The wife looked into the distance again while crying, but found that there seemed to be a few reed stalks standing on the river surface, drifting farther and farther away with the black shadow.
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On the official ship, Cui Lueshang looked at the abandoned carriage on the shore with lingering fear, and suddenly thought of something and asked in a low voice, "Have you brought all the wine and meat in the carriage? If the woman in red and the vicious coachman know that the wine and meat are not available?" Take it, we will be miserable..."
Xiang Qingniu said solemnly: "Why would I be afraid of those two people? Needless to say, the coachman, I can knock down twenty like him with one finger. As for the woman... the reason why good men don't fight women Of course I know! Of course... For the stability and unity of the five of us, I brought up all the wine and meat."
Cui Lue Shangxin said why are you talking so much nonsense, your mouth is so loud, every time you see the woman in red, you are so scared that you dare not even fart loudly, maybe you have to shrink back...
He sat down leaning against the side of the official ship, looked at the waves in front of him and couldn't help but sighed.
"What's wrong?"
Xiang Qingniu asked.
Cui Lueshang pondered for a while and said: "Although I don't know Fang Jie well, and I don't know what the relationship between the two people beside him is to him. But I think it's good to give them three of these four who will live and die together. Feelings make me envious. If I also have such a friend... I will die without regret."
Xiang Qingniu rolled his eyes at him and said: "Only a newcomer like you would say such idiotic words. The relationship between people is as simple as it is simple, and it can be boiled down to the word interests. But if it is complicated, it is not It's just a matter of emotional bondage."
"Bond?"
Cui Lueshang was stunned, thinking that the word Xiang Qingniu, a vulgar person, said was too uncommon. After a while, he suddenly thought of something. He looked at Xiang Qingniu and asked in a serious and uncertain tone, "Master... did you just say bond... or dick?"