"Headmaster... why do horses have four legs and humans only have two?"
Xiao Daotong asked earnestly as he walked.
Xiang Qingniu glanced at him and said contemptuously, "Because you had two legs that turned into hands, many years ago maybe you also walked on four legs like a horse."
Xiao Daotong sighed and said, "It would be great if I could walk on four legs like a horse."
Xiang Qingniu hated him for not contending: "Man is the primate of all things and the ruler of the world. As a human being, you actually envy a horse...Xiao Jun, have you been eaten by dogs in the past few years of practice? What do you mean? , what can you envy about this horse?"
Daotong Xiaojun moved the burden for a while and begged: "Master, didn't you ask for a few horses from those soldiers for riding? Even if you don't ride, you can still carry things... Why did you ask for horses? It's me Come and take the courage... People are carrying burdens and horses are idle, and I will teach you what you want a horse for. It is to torture me and Xiaomei on purpose... "
Xiang Qingniu said seriously: "Xiaomei didn't say anything, why are you complaining so much?"
Xiaodaotong, who was carrying Xiang Qingniu on his back, wanted to cry but had no tears: "Master, it's not that I don't want to say anything, it's that I'm so tired that I don't want to say anything..."
"Can you be more confident, I'm doing this for your own good."
Xiang Qingniu said seriously: "We have already left the customs, across the green gorge is the territory of the Mengyuan barbarians. The cultivation bases of the two of you are horrible, and a random disciple of the Buddhist sect can kill you. Now you Enduring hardships is for the sake of your enemies in the future!"
Xiaojun said: "I understand. Teacher, you want to make our bodies stronger, so that we can have a better chance of winning when facing the enemy."
"No no no..."
Xiang Qingniu said solemnly: "With your two cultivation bases, don't even think about confronting the enemy. What I mean is that you two are so weak. Once you are captured, you will be treated like bulls and horses. You already have With the experience along the way, life will be less aggrieved and less painful... "
The corner of Xiaojun's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help saying sincerely: "Thank you for your teaching!"
Xiang Qingniu curled his lips: "If you have the ability to speak your mind."
Xiaojun sneered and asked, "Master, are there bald donkeys everywhere after leaving Qingxia?"
"Pooh!"
Xiang Qingniu scolded: "You look down on the people of the Buddhist sect too much, the people of the Buddhist sect are respected in the prairie anyway, those disciples of the Buddhist sect generally live in temples to receive worship, and rarely go out unless necessary. Even if you walk on the prairie for a month, you still haven't met a single person worthy of the Buddhist sect."
Xiao Jun nodded, and then asked: "Master, what are those two white-haired old men doing?"
Xiang Qingniu looked at Brother Chen Hun and Chen Ha in front of him, smiled proudly and said: "These two guys have been enlightened by me, but they still have that temperament. Just now I said that male horses have thirty more tails than female horses. Genmao, the two of them don't believe it, so they follow the horse's ass and count the hairs."
Xiaomei asked in surprise: "Master, is it true that a stallion has thirty hairs more than a female's tail?"
Xiang Qingniu was slightly angry: "Don't follow me, go and be a disciple of those two surnamed Chen!"
Xiaomei came to a sudden: "It turns out that the head teacher is lying to them..."
Xiaojun glanced at Xiaomei like an idiot: "I said you have been stupid, but you still don't admit it. The head teacher asked them to count the hairs on the horse's tail, which kills two birds with one stone... First, This way the two of them will stop nagging, and secondly, they will be able to know how many hairs the stallion and the mare have on their tails."
Xiang Qingniu sighed helplessly: "Those horses are all stallions..."
Xiaomei couldn't help but praised: "Teacher has good eyesight!"
Just as he was talking, the Chen brothers who were counting the horse's tail suddenly stopped, because the stop was so abrupt that the horse that was still walking forward was pulled by the tail, and the horse couldn't help it. Angrily turned around and neighed twice. Xiaojun and Xiaomei smiled from ear to ear, but Xiang Qingniu's face couldn't help but change slightly.
"Xiaojun Xiaomei, you guys go back to Qingle Mountain."
Xiang Qingniu got off Xiaomei's back, and pointed to the burden on Xiaojun's shoulders: "I have no use for gold, silver and jewels, and you take them as money to go back. It took a lot of money on the way, eating, drinking and playing." I’m having fun, and I said it was to comprehend the way of heaven and enlightenment, but in fact I was greedy for food and play. But the rest is enough for you to hire someone to carry you all the way back to the concept of unity.”
"Why?"
Xiaojun and Xiaomei asked in unison.
Xiang Qingniu tidied up his clothes, and reached out to pick up the golden belt that symbolized the identity of the head teacher of the Taoist sect and tied it around his waist. He hadn't bothered to put the belt on because of his big belly. I don't know why, watching him put on the golden belt even has a bit of sincerity.
"Go away."
Xiang Qingniu waved his hand: "When you go back, tell Mo Ningzhi that she is the new head teacher of the Dao Sect!"
After saying this, he waved the sleeves of his hands outward, and the two little Taoist boys were swept up by a gust of wind and sent away for a distance of twenty meters. They both shouted at the same time, but Xiang Qingniu just didn't look back. He waved his hand: "Get lost, you've reached the mouth of the Qingxia Gorge, if you go any further, you won't even be able to leave any corpses behind. Don't you feel sorry for dying before touching a woman? Tell Mo Ningzhi not to be proud of being a teacher, just look at it Reserve a place for me, maybe someday I will go back to be the Supreme Headmaster!"
After saying this, Xiang Qingniu strode forward.
I don't know why, the two little Taoist boys looked at the fat figure at this moment, and they became taller and wider.
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"I said just now that I would not casually see people from the Buddhist sect, but I met such a big wave just after leaving Qingxia!"
Xiang Qingniu cursed in a low voice, led a horse forward, and Chen Heng and Chen Ha followed behind him. Three people and three horses, without riding, walked towards the already clear crowd on the opposite side.
"After a fight, the two of you go first."
Xiang Qingniu said as he walked.
Chen Heng pouted: "Why..."
Xiang Qingniu straightened his stomach and pointed to his golden belt: "See this? This is a golden belt bestowed by His Majesty, symbolizing the identity of the head teacher of the Taoist sect. I have to do it myself for a small role? You two have to be conscious... Since Xiao Fangfang asked you two to follow me, you two have to be responsible, okay?"
Chen Ha nodded: "Then when will you fight?"
Xiang Qingniu said seriously: "Wait until the two of you can't move."
Chen Ha dragged his horse and did not leave, and turned his eyes to Xiang Qingniu.
"At the very least, I have to meet a Celestial Venerable before I can do it."
Xiang Qingniu smiled sarcastically: "Identity, I have identity, okay?"
"Why are you fighting?"
Chen Heng asked suddenly.
Xiang Qingniu was silent, and then said word by word: "This is something that doesn't make any sense. The people in the Central Plains are just not pleasing to the eyes of the Buddhist sect, and the people of the Buddhist sect are wrong when they look at the people of the Central Plains." , you just ask me why, I want to say it’s God’s will, you must think it’s nonsense, so why are there so many reasons, do you need a reason to fight?”
Chen Heng thought for a while and shook his head: "No need."
Xiang Qingniu said: "Remove the word 'ba', it's all here, if you don't beat up the people who meet the Buddhist sect, how can we feel sorry for us coming all the way here."
When he finished saying this, he felt a little sad in his heart.
More than ten years ago, the second senior brother traveled westward, and has never returned to the Central Plains since then. One year ago, the eldest brother traveled westward, but no news came back. Now, he walked out of the Qingxia. The four senior brothers, except Luo Weiran, went on the same road by accident. The second senior brother who was hailed by his master as the strongest, couldn't do anything, and the senior brother who was trapped in a cage and understood the way of heaven couldn't do anything... Can I
Xiang Qingniu asked himself.
He took a deep breath, and then spit out: "Whether he can or not, hit him first."
There were no less than a hundred disciples of the Buddhist sect appearing on the opposite side. Even the shepherds who had lived on the prairie for many years rarely saw so many disciples of the Buddhist sect traveling together. Xiang Qingniu was right in what he said to the two little Taoist boys before. Buddhist disciples seldom go out of the temple because of their identities. What they enjoy is the food and money sent by the herdsmen. For ordinary tribes, even Ai Jin would have difficulty inviting Buddhist disciples to travel. A hundred or ten disciples of the Buddhist sect appeared at once. If they were seen by the herdsmen, they would have joined the road to pay homage.
At the front are about thirty or forty Buddhist disciples wearing yellow clothes, and behind them are a dozen people wearing blue monk robes. These dozen people are carrying a chariot, on which sits a monk wearing red young monk in robes. Next to the chariot are four monks in white clothes, and behind them are dozens of monks in yellow clothes.
Those who can be carried by other monks must have a high status in the Buddhist sect.
"Would you like to say something first?"
Chen Ha asked Xiang Qingniu.
Xiang Qingniu nodded: "Of course I have to say, I am the head teacher of the Taoist sect, okay?"
Just as he was about to take a few steps forward to speak, he saw the young monk sitting on the chariot pointing forward with his hand and saying something in a low voice. Immediately after, the dozens of monks in yellow shirts in front rushed towards Xiang Qingniu. Some people showed their knives, and some people showed their cymbals, full of murderous aura.
"Oh, I can't stand my temper!"
Seeing those Buddhist disciples rushing over, Xiang Qingniu couldn't help but angrily said: "I didn't even give me a chance to register to brag about my name, and now I'm offended. Don't move either of you, this is the first one I'll fight myself. beated!"
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Chen Heng and Chen Ha squatted on one side, plucking the withered hairy grass and muttering: "This guy is really unreliable, and he said that we should go up first because he has some identity, so he rushed up by himself after the fight started. Already..." "Hmm, that's right, it's really unreliable..."
More than 20 disciples of the Buddhist sect came here aggressively speaking Mongolian and Yuan dialect. These people are all low-level disciples of the Buddhist sect, but they also exist like gods among the herdsmen. At this time, they saw a fat Han man wearing weird The black robe was also tied with a shining golden belt, but they didn't dodge it, and they immediately became angry. In the prairie, the herdsmen knelt down when they saw them far away.
A monk asked loudly in Mongolian dialect: "Where do you come from? Why don't you give way! But Han barbarians?"
Xiang Qingniu rolled up his sleeves as he walked towards him: "Bastard, I am your ancestor!"
After scolding, he felt something was wrong again, and then he spat hard. He scolded, and the disciples of the Buddhist sect also scolded, but no one knew what they were talking about. A disciple of the Buddhist sect got impatient and threw out the cymbals a dozen steps away and went straight to Xiang Qingniu. Xiang Qingniu laughed immediately when he saw the move, and said three words with the corner of his mouth twitched.
"Little Denglin."
boom!
A huge ten-meter-long foot suddenly appeared, which was formed by the gathering of the thick and surging vitality of heaven and earth. After the huge foot appeared, it fell quickly, and with a bang, the twenty or so people rushing over All the monks in yellow shirts stepped down.
More than 20 people were trampled directly into the ground.
"Pretend to be your mother."
Xiang Qingniu glanced at the red-robed monk sitting on the chariot and cursed, and pointed his middle finger at the man: "Fang explained that this gesture is called dry, and I realized that this move is overkill!"
As soon as he raised his middle finger, the heads of the twenty or so monks buried in the ground suddenly exploded, and the blood mist immediately filled the air, so ruthless! This handsome and amiable fat man, no one would have thought that there would be no room for attack. But this was not over yet, a huge finger suddenly appeared behind the chariot, and ruthlessly poked towards the chariot.