Conquer the World

Chapter 643: This is really not a joke

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The He people used to live with the Shang people for hundreds of years, and their status was slightly higher than that of ordinary Han people. But because they were born in a barbaric country, they didn’t have much etiquette, so they learned a lot of things from Han people. It’s just that they flaunted their own national culture. Changed the etiquette of the Han people to be nondescript.

such as drinking tea

In fact, the earliest He people did not have the habit of drinking tea. After they mixed with the Han people, they thought drinking tea was a very elegant thing, especially the process of making tea, which was beautiful and pleasing to the eye. But they didn't want people to say that they could only copy, so they created some movements according to the way the Han people make tea.

So when Fang Jie looked at the girl in front of him who was wearing a short animal skin skirt with a white flowery waist and two slender white legs making tea with a strange movement, he always felt like he was watching. It was a striptease show, and in the next second the girl who kept twisting her waist like a water snake would take off the short animal skin skirt that couldn't cover her body. I have to say that this girl's good figure is unforgettable. Sitting cross-legged, the waist looks thinner and the buttocks fatter.

Han women make tea, which is a kind of elegance and gracefulness that makes people feel relaxed and happy.

This girl from the He people makes tea, which is a kind of charm full of primitive desires. If the concentration is not very good, maybe just watching her twist her body like this will make her stronger and bigger.

"General Fang, do you think my tribal girls make tea beautifully?"

Tuhunduo's disapproving eyes were always on the girl, and he couldn't help but smile: "Maybe it's slightly different from your Han people's tea making?"

Fang Xie leaned back on a large chair, leaning his body, resting his chin with one hand, looking a bit slack. Tuhun never met Luo Yao, he will never forget Luo Yao's upright sitting posture. Luo Yao sat there, as if a big mountain stood in front of him.

And Fang Jie looked very casual, but Tuhun Duobie didn't dare to think that this young man was weak. Ever since Fang Jie walked into the big tent, Tuhun Duobie always had the illusion that he was being watched by wild beasts, and his neck felt chills. For so many years, he said one thing in the He people, only when others were afraid of him, but now, this young Han man brought him an unprecedented threat.

Although Luo Yao put him under great pressure, he knew that Luo Yao would not kill him easily. Because he is the chieftain with the highest status in the He people, Luo Yao will not attack him no matter how hard he suppresses the He people. What's more, Luo Yao still needs him to help find those wizards with defying means.

But Fang Jie was different, although he acted casually and lazy, Tuhunduo could clearly feel that Fang Jie had a bloody smell on him.

"Each has its own merits."

Fang Jie replied with a smile, his eyes were still on the girl's graceful waist.

"If General Fang likes it, this girl will be yours tonight."

Tuhunduo pointed to the girl making tea and said.

The girl making tea was slightly taken aback when she heard this, subconsciously glanced at Fang Xie and then blushed. The women of the He people are more open, and there are not as many taboos and rules about the affairs of men and women as the Han people. When they meet a man they admire, they tend to take the initiative to pursue them, but they don't pay attention to consistency like Han women.

Because during the Great Sui War to destroy Shang, too many He men were killed, so that the number of He women was far more than that of men. It's not uncommon for strong boys. Later, a great wizard of the He tribe suggested that on the ninth day of March every year, girls over the age of thirteen can bathe by the river, and then men also enter the river to mate freely.

This day every year seems to be the biggest festival for the He people. Girls who are over thirteen will get up early and dress up, put on their most beautiful clothes and go to the river, waiting for the men to come. Then they will enter the river to bathe one after another. If a man takes a fancy to them, they will go down to the river to embrace each other.

Only a few decades later, it has become a tradition.

Although this young girl looks seventy percent mature, she is actually only thirteen or fourteen years old, and the women beside King He will not go down the river. Seeing Fang Xie's handsome face and laziness, she felt satisfied in her heart. Thinking about being taken away by this man later, she felt like a deer bumping around in her heart.

"No."

Fang Jie smiled and shook his head: "I just think she's making tea like this, wouldn't it be very tiring?"

Tuhunduo was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed: "General Fang is really courageous. None of the people in my family can talk and laugh like General Fang in front of me. None of the guys in Yongzhou City Dare to walk into my camp with only two followers."

"Where is Luo Yao?"

Fang asked.

Tuhunduo's expression changed slightly, and then he said with a smile: "I dare not be as comfortable in front of Luo Yao as you are in front of me."

When he said this, he didn't have any pretentiousness.

Fang Jie nodded and said earnestly, "I once drew my sword and killed people in front of Luo Yao."

Tuhunduo didn't feel tight: "Really?"

Fang Jie laughed, but stopped talking.

After being silent for a while, Tuhunduo said awkwardly: "Let's talk about the business...Since General Fang wants to talk to me, he must have a lot to say."

"Not much really."

Fang Jie smiled and said gently, "Just eight words."

Tuhunduo don't ask: "Which eight characters?"

"Retire the army, call yourself a slave, and atone for your sins with death."

Fang Jie answered.

Tuhunduo's eyes suddenly turned cold, and the corners of his mouth twitched involuntarily. Fang Jie's answer was beyond his expectation, and he didn't even think of it at all. He originally thought that Fang Jie was here to seek peace, and he was willing to pay a certain price in exchange for peace in Yongzhou. The reason why Tuhunduobie was willing to talk to Fang Jie was because he knew that Yongzhou was not easy to fight. Although his subordinates are known as an army of one million, he himself understands how much water this army of one million has.

In particular, the He people are not good at attacking cities, and Yongzhou is too tall and strong.

"General Fang is joking?"

he asked coldly.

"Does Your Majesty find it ridiculous?"

Fang Jie asked.

"ridiculous!"

Tuhunduobie nodded seriously: "It's as if you, the Sui people, attacked the city of Yongzhou, the capital of the Shang Kingdom, and when you were only one step away from breaking through the city, the emperor of the Shang Kingdom sent someone to fight You Sui people discuss. The Sui people thought that the envoy of the Shang State came to ask for peace, but who would have thought that the envoy of the Shang State would tell the Sui people that you should retreat and become slaves... Isn't it ridiculous?"

Fang Jie leaned forward slightly and said, "There is one thing you may not have figured out yet... You are not from Sui, but I am."

Tuhunduo smiled sneeringly: "It turns out that General Fang just came to show me how brave you are."

"No."

Fang Jie waved his hand: "I'm not here to discuss anything with you, I'm just here to tell you what to do, you don't have to agree...that's your right."

The conversation was deadlocked at the very beginning. Fang Xie spoke in a very unreasonable way, but it was clearly Tuhunduo's place. For a moment, the little chieftains under Tuhunduobie looked at each other, no one knew what the origin of this arrogant-looking guy was.

"Who is this person?"

Someone lowered his voice and asked, "Why are you so arrogant? Did he think that he could kill our million-strong army of the He tribe with just one mouth? Luo Yao would not have such a loud tone! This person really doesn't know the heights of heaven and earth! "

Another person sneered and said, "Han people are all arrogant people. They speak eloquently. If they use their own words, they are self-righteous. I want to hear what he has to say next."

"If it were me, why would I give him a chance to talk? He was tied up and thrown out to be fed to those wild beasts. There is not a single bone left. Such a person is clearly a fool, and he is also a lunatic if he is not a fool! "

"It's a joke to spread it out. How dare you threaten the king after entering this big tent alone!"

"Hey, I don't know if I'm really brave or really stupid!"

A group of people were talking underground, Tuhunduo couldn't listen to the corners of his mouth twitching upwards: "General Fang, I know that you are a rare general in the Sui Dynasty, and you have already led the army at a young age. Maybe you are It’s because I’m proud of my youth, so I’m a little smug... I’m older than you, so I still want to advise you, the most important thing to be a human being is to be aware of current affairs. Maybe you haven’t understood one thing, you have the guts but you You may not have any companions. For example, people in Yongzhou City, even if you die here, no one will cry for you, right?"

Fang Jie smiled and shook his head: "You really don't understand Sui people."

He pointed out: "You can send someone to look a few miles north of the camp to see if there is an army waiting there. Although Mr. Luo, the governor of Pingshang Road, is a literati, he is not lacking in courage. We Han people There may be discord, but when outsiders come, we will forget all hatred and unite."

"Come on!"

Tuhunduo ordered: "Send someone to investigate! General Fang, I should know Luo Qiu's character better than you. If he is willing to lead troops out of the city to rescue you...unless the sun rises from the west!"

"Change it."

Fang Jie said indifferently: "If Master Luo Qiu really comes, why don't you eat a pile of shit? I can give you the right to choose. I know you have a beast camp. There are all kinds of strange beasts. What kind of smell are you?" There's no shortage of shit."

"Fang Jie!"

Tuhunduo stood up abruptly: "Are you forcing me to kill you now?"

Fang Jie sighed slightly: "You said just now that the most important thing for a person is to have self-knowledge. But your biggest failure is that you don't know yourself... But I admire you very much. Although you came from a wild place, you know how to learn from the enemy. For example, you like to read Han Chinese military books, like to learn Han Chinese military art, and even imitate Han Chinese in every move, hoping that you can look more noble and elegant... "

"You know a lot."

Tuhunduo sneered and said, "But it's not a secret."

Fang Jie said in a gentle voice: "I drank a few extra cups of tea a few days ago. I couldn't sleep for a while and wanted to go for a walk. I accidentally walked from the city to the outside of the city and walked into your big camp. Here, I happened to hear you ask a Nanyan native how to explain the falsehood and reality in the art of war, but the Nanyan native looked uneducated. In order not to let him mislead you, I left a note on your desk... "

Tuhunduo's face changed suddenly: "That day was you!"

Fang Jie said: "I like people who are eager to learn, that's what I am..."

Tuhunduo's heart was overwhelmed, he originally thought that what happened that night was that Mr. Zhao was bribed by the Han people to make a fool of himself, but Fang Jie told the exact thing today, how could he not be surprised

"No wonder you dare to bring only two followers."

Tuhunduo was silent for a while and said: "It turns out that General Fang is still a great practitioner."

"This is not important."

Fang Jie waved his hand: "The topic is a bit far away, I don't mind if you didn't say thank you to me, but what we are going to talk about today is the matter of the He people retreating and calling themselves slaves... If you are undecided, you can send me Please come out from behind the screen, he should be tired after sticking his ear to him for so long."

After saying these words, Tuhunduobie's heart was shocked beyond measure!

"The once-in-a-hundred-year genius in the Sui Dynasty really lives up to his reputation!"

Someone behind the screen clapped his hands and came out: "I also heard about the name of General Fang in Nanyan, and I realized that the rumors were true when I saw him today."

This person is about thirty or so years old, with a white face and beardless, and he still looks a little bookish.

"Murong Yongduo?"

Fang asked.

The man nodded: "Exactly."

Fang Jie hummed, looked at him and asked seriously: "I sent someone to deliver a message to you, have you ever received it?"

Murong Yongduo's eyes flickered for a moment, and then he laughed: "General Fang is straightforward and brave, which is admirable... You asked my broken soldiers to bring me a message, and asked me to commit suicide with 30,000 Nanyan elites." Apologize... huh... don't you think it's a little ridiculous?"

"ridiculous?"

Fang Jie couldn't help laughing: "This is really not a joke."