"Did you have a good trip?"
Fang Jie asked Xiang Qingniu, a fat Taoist. The fat man came up and gave Fang Xie a bear hug, and Fang Xie could barely breathe. After letting go, the fat man smiled and said: "Everything is fine along the way, after a day Let’s go to the places of interest first, and then have a meal at the most expensive restaurant in the area. Guoxianxing ate the famous drunken fish and shrimp, Guojiading ate the world-famous Chenghu crab, and Guosunzhou ate I ate four-gilled perch, and Guo Ende ate grilled chicken. I climbed the tower to look at the moon, and went down to the lake to catch turtles. When I met literati and poets, I recited poems and wrote poems and swam together.
Fang Jie smiled: "As expected, I am very happy."
Xiang Qingniu took out a small notebook from his pocket and handed it to Fang Jie: "If you finish this matter, I will be happier."
Fang Jie took it over and looked at it: "What is this?"
"You know that I've always been a thrifty person. I couldn't afford such extravagant food and drink along the way."
"I believe this."
Fang Jie nodded: "It's okay for you to cheat food and drink, but it's difficult for you to pay for food and drink yourself."
"Those who know me will understand."
Xiang Qingniu gave Fang Xie a favorable expression, looked back at Mo Ningzhi and said in a low voice, "It's not you, a prodigal daughter-in-law, who eats and drinks along the way and picks up expensive ones, and even if you stay in an inn, you have to pick and choose." , cleanliness is not enough, you must eat well and ensure that you have hot water to take a bath at any time. You said that you are a scout, and it is common for a guy who does not take a bath for ten days and a half months. You can smell like old wine, How did you find such a picky woman!"
Fang Jie rolled his eyes at him and said, "When did I say that she was my daughter-in-law?"
"Give me a break."
Xiang Qingniu said in a very low voice: "This woman is very aggressive. She told me that there was a bet between the two of you. Either she killed you or you slept with her! Damn, I've heard that before The most domineering and most individual private decision for life."
"Get out!"
Fang Jie cursed, wishing he could kick the fat man flying away.
"I understand you!"
Xiang Qingniu patted Fang Jie's shoulder and said in a tone that you understand and I understand: "You have a hard life, you have survived for so many years, and you look like a turtle... and I have I have a hunch, it's not so easy for this girl to kill you, and of course it's not so easy for you to sleep with her. But I believe you are a little more shameless than her, so you must be the one who wins in the end."
Fang Jie leaned over and asked in a lower voice: "What state is she in now?"
Xiang Qingniu was stunned, and then looked at Fang Jie with shameless eyes: "You were so domineering when you made an appointment with her, can you look like a man now?"
"Hurry up!"
"Even if it's not as good as me, it's not much worse, right? This woman is very evil, and her cultivation level is astonishing."
"Damn..."
Fang Jie cursed in a low voice, "It's really perverted."
"yes."
Xiang Qingniu put his arms around Fang Jie's shoulders and lowered his head and said, "Who can blame this? Wasn't it because you were stupid when you made an appointment with her? You couldn't say that at the beginning. Since a man wants to talk about domineering, then It should be more domineering! Sometimes we suffer a little, but we look more manly!"
"What should I say?"
Fang asked.
Xiang Qingniu cleared his throat: "Ahem... that... you should have said this to her back then... I won, and I slept with you! You won, and you slept with me!"
Fang Jie nodded deeply: "It really makes sense."
"Are you convinced?"
Xiang Qingniu asked.
"Serve your uncle."
Fang Jie kicked Xiang Qingniu's butt, then looked back at Mo Ningzhi: "Hello."
Mo Ningzhi looked at him: "You are fine too."
There was a sound of tinkling, and there were sparks flickering outside Fang Jie's body, which was extremely intense. It was as if someone had stabbed dozens of hundreds of swords one after another, and the sound was continuous.
"Huh?"
Mo Ningzhi was slightly taken aback, and then couldn't help but brighten her eyes: "This will make it more interesting."
Just at that moment, Mo Ningzhi's eye blades attacked at least 360 times, and Fang Jie spread the power of metal and earth twice around his body, blocking all the blades. The meeting between the two seemed peaceful, but Fang Xie was sure that Mo Ningzhi would make a move when he saw him, and he would never tell him.
Fang Jie smiled and said: "You want to kill me so urgently. It's really unreasonable to be a substitute for me for three years. But if it wasn't for this, you wouldn't have the cultivation you have now. Said It is not an exaggeration to get a blessing in disguise, so is killing me a discount?"
"No."
Mo Ningzhi narrowed her eyes slightly and smiled like the most beautiful crescent moon, her appearance became extremely cute and charming at this moment: "I want to kill you not because of those three years of experience, but because I want to kill you , It's that simple. Especially after you said on Dongerershisantiao Street that you must..., I want to kill you even more."
Fang Jie curled his lips: "This also counts now."
Mo Ningzhi's eyes were even more charming: "Okay, I'm here now, you come."
Fang Jie glanced at Xiang Qingniu: "If she wants to kill me, I'll kill you first."
Xiang Qingniu shrugged his shoulders: "You can't beat me."
"It's okay to hurt both sides."
Fang Jie stopped idle chatter, pulled Xiang Qingniu aside, and then took a deep breath: "Your second senior brother has something to tell you before he dies."
Xiang Qingniu's face changed obviously, but he held back, sniffled his nose and forced a smile: "That nagging ghost, what is he going to say before he dies, it's really annoying... What did he say?"
"He said... tell Qingniu for me to lose weight, too fat to find a wife."
Xiang Qingniu was silent for a while and asked eagerly: "Just this sentence?"
"Just this sentence."
Fang Jie nodded.
Xiang Qingniu raised his head and looked up at the sky, sniffling and scolding loudly: "Xiang Qing contends that I'll fuck you, sir, it's none of your business whether I have a wife or not, and it's useless if you don't say a damn thing when you're dying, even if you don't. If I leave any martial arts cheats for Lao Tzu, I have to leave tens of millions of taels of silver. You will die before you settle accounts with you... Who did I spend so much money to find you all these years? You bastard !You bastard! You... I just want to get fat, you can control me, but you can control me... "
The fat man sat on the ground, pointed at the sky and cursed loudly, like a shrew.
Tears fell like rain, and wept loudly.
I was still laughing one second before, and wept into tears the next second.
No one thought it was funny.
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"Did you guess that after Mr. Zhuo arrives at Qingle Mountain, I will definitely bring your mother-in-law to find you?"
Xiang Qingniu asked after wiping away the tears from the corners of his eyes.
Fang Jie looked at Xiang Qingniu's handkerchief that he couldn't get any more, shook his head, took out a handkerchief from his bosom and handed it to him: "You, in the Daoist sect, are waiting to die depending on your seniority. When it comes to the Jianghu, you are a person who cheats money and sex by tricks, but you are just as good, you said you would come to me, and you will definitely come."
"Pooh!"
Xiang Qingniu spat: "I'll admit to cheating, drinking, cheating money, but I can't stand you saying that I'm biased. I'm the most innocent Taoist priest in the history of Taoism anyway. How did you turn into a lecherous demon after years of guarding yourself like a jade in your mouth?"
"You really haven't lied to me?"
Fang Jie leaned closer and asked.
"The conscience of heaven and earth!"
Xiang Qingniu said: "If I deceive Setian, I will strike you with a thunderbolt."
Fang Jie looked up at the sky: "God, this bastard is really unreliable, there should be a timely lightning down."
Xiang Qingniu glared at him: "Let's talk, we've all arrived at Zhuqueshan Camp. You're not here. I plan to eat and drink your food comfortably at your home, but you sent someone to find us here. What's the matter?" ... Forget it, it’s 100% good for you to find me, so why don’t you introduce some delicious food in Yongzhou City.”
"Luo Yao."
Fang explained two words.
Xiang Qingniu's face immediately changed: "When?"
Fang Jie said, "The day after tomorrow at the latest."
Xiang Qingniu immediately turned around: "Xiaojun, Xiaomei, you two hurry up and pack up the package, Daoist, I want to run away!"
The two little Taoist boys did not listen to Xiang Qingniu's words after they separated from Xiang Qingniu in the grassland. In their view, Qingle Mountain Yiqi Temple was their home, and they couldn't do it if they didn't want to go back. This time Xiang Qingniu came out and took the two of them with him, and suffered a lot of pain and torture along the way.
The two Xiaodao Tongzhen turned around and left, Xiang Qingniu also walked a few steps, then looked back at Fang Jie and asked, "Are you kidding me?"
Fang Jie nodded.
Xiang Qingniu scolded and walked back by himself: "I just said that it's not good for you to come to me. I'm the youngest Daoist in the Daozong for so many years, and I will leave a mark in the history books. , you fucking plan to let me die young? The day after tomorrow, right... Tonight you are in charge of finding me a girl. Daoist, I can’t die without knowing what a woman is like. No, find ten, I’m tired Let me die!"
Seeing Fang Jie looking at him with a half-smile, Xiang Qingniu asked, "Have a plan?"
"there is always."
Fang Jie replied seriously, "But I'm not sure."
Xiang Qingniu looked at the pale woman in the room: "Who is that woman? Luo Yao's concubine?"
Fang Jie nodded: "Dao Zun's eyes are like torches."
Xiang Qingniu curled his lips: "His eyes are like a torch... This drama is too old. Before you want to kill someone, you have to know someone. The most direct way to know someone is to find his mistress. If you want to find out who is an official, you can directly ask the woman who is in a relationship with him, which is more straightforward than interrogating the official himself."
He was stunned for a moment and then asked Fang Jie: "You don't mean to ask me to help you? Don't tease her, she is not beautiful. Daoist, I have to pick and choose even if I use beauty tricks to dedicate myself to her?"
"You're just kidding..."
Fang Jie ignored him, but looked at Xiangmo Ningzhi: "Do me a favor?"
Mo Ningzhi asked lightly: "The reason?"
Fang Jie thought for a while and said seriously: "Do you want to kill me or watch others kill me?"
Mo Ningzhi was silent for a while, then stepped into the room.
"How do you know she will help you?"
Xiang Qingniu asked curiously.
"Because she really wanted to kill me."
Fang Jie answered.
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Chang'an City
Tai Chi Palace
A burly man in armor walked into the Tai Chi Hall slowly, looking at everything in the hall curiously. It seems that this is an extremely majestic man, exuding a coercion that makes people dare not look directly at him. People who have killed many people always have a chilling temperament, but this temperament is particularly strong in him.
After he entered the main hall, his eyes kept circling in the main hall, and finally fell on the golden dragon chair in the center of the north, and Yang Chengqian, Xinghuang Emperor of the Sui Dynasty, sat on the chair with a face full of fear. Facing this man, Yang Chengqian felt powerless.
It was he who, after Luo Yao's million-strong army besieged Chang'an, led the army to defeat Luo Yao and wounded Luo Yao.
Yang Chengqian really didn't expect that the Yang family would have such a trick. Only now did he understand why his father Yang Yi was so confident and proud before he died. I also understood why Yang Yi had such a horrible confession to him before he died.
When the powerful man's gaze was fixed on Yang Chengqian, Yang Chengqian could no longer sit upright on the dragon chair, but stood up quickly with his head down, like a child who has been taught a lesson by a teacher.
"You are the emperor."
The majestic man frowned slightly: "How can you bow your head to others? Your father had a fearless spirit and was willing to give everything for Sui. You should also be like him, and have the majesty and pride that an emperor should have."
Yang Chengqian's body trembled, he raised his head and replied: "I know."
"Since I'm out."
The majestic man nodded slightly to him and said: "Leave this mess to me to clean up. Your Majesty only needs to sit on the dragon chair."