Conquer the World

Chapter 80: Handsome and stupid

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After arriving in this world, Fang Xie's biggest feeling is that human power seems to have no limit. The inherent cognition of the previous life was raped time and time again by the reality of this world, and Te Niang's still had a lot of pleasure, which made him wonder whether the directors who made martial arts dramas in the previous life had traveled over and then returned.

But even Chu Liuxiang, if he was as fat as this fat man, he might not be able to squat on a slender weed and sway gently in the wind. Such a cool squatting, Xiang Shuai will also be envious and jealous.

This once again overturned Fang Jie's understanding of the structure of human beings, and also overturned the knowledge he had learned through studying hard in his previous life for more than ten years.

For such a fat man, what Fang Jie wanted to say the most was:

This unscientific.

The fat man in the moon-white clothes, which had been soaked into an egg-yellow gown by sweat, stared at Fang Jie with a smile, pointed at Fang Jie's uniform and said with a smile, "Deserters?"

Fang Jie shook his head first, then nodded again.

"I heard that some of Youzuowei's soldiers were transferred to the martial arts arena. These soldiers were used in the battle of the top three in the martial arts academy. You are hiding here at this time. It seems that the winner is decided. Can you tell me who Got the title?"

That's what he actually asked.

Rather than why you are here, do you have any intentions, such common sense questions.

Fang Jie's hand was always on the handle of the horizontal knife, and all the muscles in his body were tense. Although his current posture looked a bit embarrassed, if this fat man made any moves, he could draw a knife and injure someone within a second. But Fang Jie didn't dare to draw the knife, and even deliberately suppressed his hostility.

For a fat man who could squat on blades of grass, he didn't know if his resistance would be useful. Of course, if the fat man makes a move, even if resistance is meaningless, Fang Xie will not stand still.

"It should be Rowan."

he answered.

"ah?"

The fat man let out a low cry of surprise, then scratched his hair angrily and said depressedly: "I bet a full five hundred taels of silver on Li Fubo, if Luo Wen won the first place, wouldn't I pay it? No way Well, big bad."

He came down from the blade of grass very softly. When he put his feet on the ground, the grass didn't seem to change in any way. The wind is still blowing gently, and the grass is still swaying slightly.

"You don't want to ambush us by the side of the road, do you?"

After a few words of depression, the fat man asked Fang Jie very seriously.

Fang Jie also shook his head seriously and said, "I really don't mean that, you should be able to see that I'm avoiding you. If I want to rob you, I should jump out and say some harsh words. For example, I opened it, I planted this tree, if I want to live from now on, I will keep money to buy roads or something."

"These words are fucking bullshit."

The fat man shook his head and said, "The things you said are what the officials of the Sui government should do."

Fang Jie thought so, so he nodded vigorously.

"Since you are not trying to rob us, then I have nothing to do. You continue to hide, I will go first, I am sorry to disturb you. Don't worry, I will not report to the officer that there is a deserter hiding here. Because I If I go to report it, the government will not give me any rewards, and I will not do anything that is not beneficial."

The fat man waved his hand with a smile and said goodbye.

When he was walking on the official road, the curtains of a carriage parked on the side of the road opened a gap, and someone looked inside and asked, "Xiaojiu, what's the matter?"

The speaker's voice was very low, very thick and masculine.

"Proprietor, it's nothing. I met an interesting little deserter, but I think he must have lied, although I don't know what he lied to me. Because it has nothing to do with our firm, and I didn't want to rob, so I didn't mind."

"He lied to you that he wasn't actually a deserter."

The person in the carriage said something, then put down the curtain and said, "Let's go, Yu'er is tired after driving for so long, hurry up and go home, she must want to take a comfortable bath and then feel beautiful Get some sleep."

"yes."

The fat man bowed his head in response, turned his head and glared at Fang Jie and said, "You lied to me!"

Fang Jie wanted to laugh, but he didn't dare.

Since he came to this world, he has met many interesting people, such as Big Dog, Mu Xiaoyao, Lao Laizi, even Su Tugou and the proprietress of Fangu Dog Butcher Shop are all interesting people. But for some reason, even though he only chatted with the fat man for a few very unnutritious words, he felt that the fat man should be more interesting than Big Dog and the others. How can a person who is so bored run over and squat on the blades of grass to talk to himself about whether you are a robber

"Well... can I ask you one thing."

Fang Jie stood up, patted the broken leaves and dust on his body, and asked with a serious expression: "Just now you said that it was not beneficial and you would not report me. I am very grateful. But I want to ask... can you be a good person and stop by?" Take me into town?"

"You really are not a deserter."

The fat man curled his lips and said: "There is no deserter who fled to the city. In this way, you may have killed a soldier and snatched the uniform of the right guard on you. You may be a murderer, and It's the murderer who attacked and killed the army of the Great Sui Dynasty. It's no good now, I will also arrest you and send you to the Chang'an government office, because I am a commoner of the Great Sui Dynasty with a sense of justice. It is my duty to maintain the safety of the imperial capital. The common people should have the awareness.”

As he spoke, he walked towards Fang Jie.

"Five hundred taels."

Fang Jie stretched out his hand and gestured, "Just to make up for the money you lost in the bet."

The fat man paused, and just as he was about to say something, there was a cough in the carriage. The fat man's face changed slightly, then he shook his head and said, "No."

"One thousand taels!"

Fang Jie bit his teeth and said, "Just assume that you doubled your bet and you can forget about me when you go to the city. I don't remember your favor, and you don't remember that I showed up."

There was another cough in the carriage, so the fat man shook his head again.

Fang Jie took a deep breath and announced his bottom line: "One hundred and one hundred taels, I won't pay for one more copper coin."

"Done."

The words were not spoken by the fat man, but by the people in the carriage.

Wu Yiyi, the richest man in the Sui Dynasty who was known as the richest man in the world, decided to bring a suspected deserter into the imperial capital just because of this mere thousand taels of silver.

He opened the curtain and said to the fat man solemnly: "One thousand and one hundred taels of silver is considered a business I personally took over. It has nothing to do with you, um, it has nothing to do with it at all."

The fat man's face turned bitter, and he asked aggrievedly, "Is there any share?"

Wu Yiyi shook his head: "Not a single copper coin."

Sitting in a carriage, Fang Jie took off the uniform of the Great Sui soldiers on his body with some difficulty, then opened the curtain and asked the fat man who was riding beside him, "Do you have any clothes for me?"

"have."

The fat man nodded and said, "Add five hundred taels of silver."

"It wouldn't take five hundred miles to make it with gold wire, would it?"

Fang Jie cursed in his heart while haggling over the price: "Fifty taels, that's the most. Even the most famous Yuexiangji cotton garments in Chang'an City with exquisite workmanship, the price is at most this price."

What he said was indeed correct, and in fact, only Changan Yuexiangji could sell a piece of cotton clothes for fifty taels of silver or even an outrageous price. There has never been a shortage of rich families in the capital of the Great Sui Dynasty, let alone rich merchants. People without fame, no matter how rich they are, are not allowed to wear brocade clothes. Moreover, the social status of businessmen was not high, and anyone who wore a brocade robe would be challenging the majesty of the national laws of the Sui Dynasty. The light one is the stick and the heavy one is the distribution.

And businessmen have plenty of money, so they must show the difference between themselves and ordinary people. When sitting together to discuss business, I don't want to lose face. Therefore, aiming at the hearts of these rich people, Yuexiangji has launched a series of exquisite workmanship, novel styles and comfortable clothes. The most important thing is that it looks as bright as brocade clothes, but the price is expensive.

It has to be said that this is a very successful marketing plan. Since Yuexiangji launched the Seiko commoner series, businessmen have flocked to it, and wear a piece of Yuexiangji clothes as a symbol of taste. Making commoner clothes look like brocade clothes without violating discipline or law, it can be said that the boss of Yuexiangji is a business talent.

"Can Yuexiangji's cloth clothes save you?"

The fat man asked Fang Jie.

"cannot."

Fang Jie shook his head.

"That's it. Yuexiangji's Jinxiu commoner clothes sell for fifty taels of silver each. They are the most common style, and they are also old models from last year. Have you seen this very handsome and elegant moon white robe on me? , It cost me a full three hundred and sixty taels of silver. So I can only say that you are ignorant, and then I want to say that you don't take your own life seriously."

"One hundred taels."

"Four hundred and eighty taels."

"One hundred and fifty taels."

"Four hundred and fifty taels."

Fang Jie really had no way to fight with this fat man, so he said cruelly, "Three hundred and sixty taels, it will be based on the price of the clothes you are wearing."

"Okay."

The fat man nodded with a smile, then took off his moon-white robe and threw it to Fang Xie: "You get what you pay for, you get what you pay for."

The smell of sweat on the clothes overwhelmed Fang Jie almost instantly. Fang Jie firmly believed that even the stinky feet of a big dog would not have such power. And because the clothes were made according to the fat man's figure, Fang Xie gritted his teeth and endured the smell that got into his nose before he put them on. Wearing this clothes on himself was like wearing a pair of clothes that barely covered his knees. The dress, what's more, it's fatter and bigger.

The fat man took off his long shirt and only wore the white underwear inside. He counted the banknotes handed over, hehe smiled and said, "You don't look like an ordinary person when you go out with so much money. But I'm doing business. Pay attention to credit, take your money to keep you safe and keep it confidential for customers, don't worry, I won't ask you what your identity is."

After saying this, he suddenly realized what was happening and quickly said to the carriage in front of him: "Proprietor, I did this business myself, and the goods I delivered were bought with my own money, so it has nothing to do with us, right? Three hundred and sixty taels of silver, I can accept it..."

The thick male voice in the carriage snorted disdainfully and then asked: "When Yuexiangji bought this dress, did the guys at Yuexiangji give you a discount because you are my man of the world? How much money did you lose? The money you save is the benefit of my reputation as a global leader in goods. So... the silver that was lost is the stock I bought in the transaction you just made. "

The fat man's face became extremely exciting, and he took out a one hundred taels from the bank note and reluctantly stuffed it into the carriage in front of him.

Fang Jie's eyes were straightened, and he couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "It's hard not to get rich if you do business like this."

"you are wrong."

The fat man stuffed the rest of the bank notes into his clothes, and seriously explained to the other party: "If you do business like this, our proprietor is the only one who will make a fortune in the world. Because if other people dare to plot with him like this, they will all end up getting rich." He calculated that there is not even a pair of trousers left."

The curtain of the carriage in front opened a gap, and a piece of paper flew out.

"Good flattering, the proprietor will reward you."

The thick male voice said with a hint of satisfaction.

The fat man flew out from the horseback, circling in mid-air like a swift around a wall, grabbed the one hundred taels of silver note he had just handed in, and flew back onto the horseback, the movement was unbelievably fast, It completely violates human mechanics and gravity.

At this moment, a small head poked out from the carriage behind, looked ahead, a little curious. This is a little girl who looks about 14 or 15 years old, with delicate and delicate eyebrows, which is a sign of a beauty. Although it hasn't fully grown, and there is still some baby fat on the chin, but there is no doubt that it will definitely fascinate many men after two or three years.

After looking at it for a few times, she retracted her head, and then said to the woman sitting in the carriage with her eyes closed and meditating with a little excitement: "Miss, the idiot who spent 1,100 taels of silver to buy the road turned out to be a handsome young man." , with delicate features."

"idiot."

The beautiful woman called Miss slightly frowned and said, "Isn't a handsome fool a fool? Don't you think it's intolerable for a handsome person to be stupid?"

"Miss... not good."

The little maid opened her pretty eyes and said something worried.

"You are so handsome and stupid that you don't lie to go home to play, thank you. You are back in the imperial capital again, and you have to live a boring life. You have to have some fun, right?"

She smiled, and pinched her index finger and thumb in the air, as if pinching the leg of a butterfly to see if it couldn't fly away. But in her opinion, the guy who paid for it and took it away on the way should be more fun than Huadie.