Conquer the World

Chapter 834: I won't fight back!

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Puhu drank the wine in his glass and looked at the sun that had already slanted to the west: "I don't ask you what you are doing to the east, and of course it won't delay you too long. We will be docking by the river today. Well, you should just accompany me to relieve boredom... Speaking of which, I don't have any friends who can talk for a long time now, you think it's unlucky. Who knows where I will be when you come back? Who knows if the next time I meet I will be enemy?"

After saying these words, he himself spat a few times: "I really can't talk, so I'll punish myself with three cups."

He smiled and talked, but Fang Jie and Xiang Qingniu stopped laughing.

"forget it."

Puhu laughed a little shyly, and then drank three glasses of wine in a row: "I've already drank three glasses, what else do you want? I've already said it, and if I haven't said it, you can't stop drinking." With this expression?"

"The old scalper who has been fishing for so long, how long has it been since he fished?"

Fang Jie asked suddenly.

Pu Hu was slightly stunned: "It seems like a long time."

"Let's compete."

Fang Jie beckoned: "Bring three fishing rods and prepare some bait."

His subordinate Xiaoqi School immediately understood what Fang Jie meant, and ordered the sailors to find a suitable place to stop the boat. The two big ships approached the shore, but they couldn't get too close. The water on the shore was shallow, so the big ships could only find an inlet to anchor. Not long after, Xiaoqi School came over with three fishing rods and had already mixed the bait.

"Thanks!"

Pu Hu said two words vigorously, Fang Jie shook his head: "Thank you, whoever loses will dance the striptease."

Pu Hu smiled, his eyes were a little wet: "I'm afraid of you? The stone armor on my body is enough to take off for a while."

He said goodbye in the future, not knowing whether it was an enemy or a friend, and asked Fang Jie to stay for a day. Fang Xie ordered to stop the ship almost without hesitation. It is conceivable to kill him. But Fang Jie still chose to stop, so Puhu said thank you.

"Let's hang on to the lottery again, it's so boring to fish like this. If someone loses and takes off his clothes, I guess no one is in the mood to look at the big man with a naked butt. You have and I have the things that are fooling around, and I can't see it. It's strange, but it's for nothing that the big girls and young wives on the fishing boats are cheap."

Xiang Qingniu put on the fishing line skillfully and said, "Let's have a great prize."

Fang Jie was silent for a while, then lowered his head to adjust his fishing rod: "If I lose, I won't kill you next time we meet on the battlefield."

Pu Hu nodded: "Me too."

Xiang Qingniu felt a little sour in his heart, but nothing could be seen on his face. He curled his lips: "Damn, it sounds like you don't want to play with me."

"You win, I will go to your wedding."

Puhu said.

Xiang Qingniu spat: "Which pot is not open, which pot should be lifted!"

Fang Jie laughed and threw the hook out first.

Puhu was the second one, looking at the fish float floating on the water, and said in a low voice: "I don't ask what you are going to do, because you and I are destined to meet on the battlefield, if he knows about you If you ask me about the matter, I won't lie. So, it's better not to know. I also know that you must have a lot of things to ask me, and want to know what's going on with him... I can't say it either. "

Although Pu Hu said he didn't call the name, Fang Jie knew who it was.

"understand."

Fang Jie nodded: "You can regard me as a friend. I am already very happy to meet you today. You said you don't have many friends, but you can treat me as one of them. I am actually better than you." Be happy. So even if we meet each other on the battlefield in the future, it will be in the future."

"Let's talk about today."

Xiang Qingniu smiled from the side, as if he didn't want to let this atmosphere continue to spread: "I don't care who wins or loses, I'll let you have a taste of Daoist grilled fish. There is one thing you may not know... the reason why I The reason why I was accepted as a disciple by the master is because I cook well."

He looked at the fish float and said with a smile: "You don't know that I am an orphan, and I don't want to mention it at all. When I was five or six years old, I forgot how old I was. I was wandering on the streets of Chang'an City , because I was so hungry, I stole a fish from the vegetable market, and I didn't dare to cook it in a place where there were people, so I ran to the mountain behind the Yanwu Academy in one breath, and I was so tired... "

"At that time, the atmosphere in Chang'an City was too upright. If people saw me cooking fish on the street, they would know that the fish was stolen. You don't know how much Chang'an Mansion went to make sure that no beggars were seen on the street. Strength, if someone catches me, I will definitely not have a good life. All the beggars in Gyeonggi Province will be sent to the frontier as military slaves."

Xiang Qingniu spoke with a smile, recalling that time with joy on his face: "After running for a long time, I finally found a suitable place in the back mountain, set up a wooden frame, cut open the scales, cleaned up and started to roast, Not long after, the old master came out of the forest smelling the fragrance, followed by three senior brothers. So many people appeared all at once, it made me shudder..."

Xiang Qingniu smiled foolishly and said: "At that time, I thought, damn it, why are there four worthless people here, who even want to snatch the fish stolen by the little beggar... Who knew that the master didn't speak, just squatted While watching me grill the fish, I didn’t know what he was going to do, so I simply grilled my own and ignored him. I sprinkled all the seasonings on top, as if he didn’t exist. Then he waited until I was cooked. Whatever you say, just watch me gobble it up."

"Then what?"

Puhu asked.

"Then the master said, you can follow me from now on, and I will teach you how to do it."

"This is... you fancy your grilled fish skills?"

"How can it be… "

Fang Jie sighed and said: "A little homeless beggar, in order not to be seen and expelled by the people of Chang'an Mansion, hid in Tibet. ... Even so, you can still bring the seasonings for grilled fish, which is not bad! Don't rush to eat it, you have to wait until it is cooked, the seasonings are used up, and the taste is good enough to eat... I'm afraid this is the only way. The reason why the old man wants to accept him as an apprentice."

Xiang Qingniu was taken aback: "You were there at that time?"

Then he shook his head: "Can't you be a little stupid?"

Puhu smiled honestly: "I'm stupid, let's ignore him."

Xiang Qingniu leaned towards Puhu: "Well, we both ignored him... no, why do I feel so uncomfortable..."

When it comes to fishing, it doesn't really matter who wins or loses, what matters is the promise between each other that seems to be a joke. No one knows what will happen in the future. When it comes to meeting each other on the battlefield, will this promise count? Especially for Puhu, once he and Yang Jian meet up, no matter what he does, he will probably be involuntary.

But Fang Jie obviously didn't care about these things, he should cherish being regarded as a friend by a person who is destined to be an enemy in the future, even for a day.

"It's really fucking delicious."

Pu Hu wiped the oil from the corner of his mouth, and burped comfortably as he watched the sun sinking in the west: "If one day you stop being a Daoist, find a bustling city and a bustling area to open a tavern , you won’t cut off the source of customers just because of your skill in grilling fish. Even if you don’t make a lot of money, at least you will have no worries for the rest of your life.”

"What a waste!"

Xiang Qingniu said with a smile: "When the day comes when I have the consciousness to withdraw from the arena, I will take the group of heroines who admire me to find a place with beautiful mountains and rivers to live in seclusion. I have nothing to do every day, have children, raise dozens of children, and farm. How nice. When I get old, if the neighbors bully me because of some trivial matters, I will wave my hand and yell at him! A group of sons rushed up to punch and kick, just thinking about it is fucking cool!"

Puhu burst out laughing: "Your ambition is really great."

"What do you want?"

Fang Jie stabbed in a serious manner.

Xiang Qingniu gave him a blank look, and then laughed himself: "Actually, everyone has a quiet dream in their hearts, and this dream exists together with prosperity and wealth. I'm afraid that most people have thought about prosperity, and also thought about it." Such a peaceful and comfortable day... So, people are so tired, I'm afraid most people are not sure what they want. If you choose power, status, health and comfort, many people will worry My head hurts."

"You actually have such deep thoughts."

Fang Jie made an admiring expression: "In the future, you will lose weight if you think more about such problems..."

"Get up!"

Xiang Qingniu smiled: "I just suddenly realized that the one I hate the most for his mother's abuse is me."

This sentence made Fang Jie and Pu Hu stunned for a moment, and then stopped joking. How many people were tortured to death by themselves? The topic seemed a bit heavy because it came to this point inexplicably, and the atmosphere that Fang Jie had deliberately promoted to relax was gone.

"I… "

Pu Hu took a look at Xiang Qingniu, although he knew that Xiang Qingniu was not talking about himself, but the words really went to his heart. Puhu's pain lies in the fact that he has been forcing himself to do so many things that are not what he wants to do, but he has to do them. Just because he told himself that what the elder brother asked, he must do it.

"never mind."

Puhu didn't say the following words, and smiled bitterly: "It's getting dark, and I'm going back to the camp soon. Jin Shixiong has been attacking hard these days, and his third brother Jin Shiduo was defeated and retreated to Liuzhou. The academy was wiped out again, if Jin Shixiong didn't open this passage, there would be nothing left in the Jin family, so they attacked like crazy. It's a great day to be able to drink, chat and laugh with the two of you."

Fang Jie stood up and looked at the stars gradually brightening in the sky: "Jin Shixiong is very strong?"

"Not very strong."

Puhu said: "It's not easy for me to kill him, and he can't beat me."

"He is too suspicious, so he can't win this battle."

Fang Jie remembered the unhappiness between himself and Jin Shixiong when he was in the northwest. Since Jin Shixiong's cultivation was so strong, he didn't kill himself at first, obviously because he was afraid that there would be support behind him, so he didn't dare to do it rashly. Therefore, this person's suspicious nature is fully exposed. Such a person is always one step away from the great success.

"if… "

Fang Jie said slowly: "If you and I are just simple friends, tonight, I, Qingniu, and you, the three of us will directly kill Jin Shixiong in the camp, and taking his head is not difficult."

Puhu hummed: "But you won't do that."

"yes."

Fang Jie nodded: "If Jin Shixiong is dead, no one will restrain you. No one will restrain you. That person will have no worries about his future. Next, he will fight Luo Tu. After defeating Luo Tu, he will attack my Black Banner Army. So, I Wouldn't do that."

"I know."

Pu Hu patted the dust on his body, took a deep breath and stretched his body: "Maybe one day I feel too tired and become a deserter, maybe a lifetime is enough for fighting on the battlefield. If there are too many... you will be bored and disgusted."

He patted Xiang Qingniu on the shoulder: "If one day, you tell me where you take your group of heroines to live in seclusion, I will build a wooden house next to you, and then I will plant whatever field you plant If you have nothing to do, pull out a few seedlings in your house. If you are bullied hard, call your sons to beat him! A group of your sons swarmed up, punching and kicking... You laughed so proudly that your chest trembled... "

He laughed: "I'll stand next to you, I won't fight back."

Xiang Qingniu rubbed his nose: "Okay, then I'll treat you to a drink."