boom! ! ! ! !
A figure slammed out of the door, and the courtyard door, which was originally two thick wooden boards, was suddenly torn apart, and a strong man wearing a cowhide breastplate flew out of the sawdust and landed on the steps outside the courtyard door. Rolling down, his head slammed on the stone slab of the street, and a mouthful of blood spurted out from his mouth, as if he was about to say something, and finally his head tilted - fainted.
A broad-backed saber also shot out from the yard and landed on the ground. With a clanging sound, sparks shot in all directions, and were inserted into the gaps in the slate.
On the street, at the end of the street, and at the door of the shop opposite the courtyard gate, there were already dozens of people dressed as samurai. , just looked at the other warriors around, left and right, with a hesitant expression...
In the yard, Xiaya stood there with a long axe in his hand, his face full of suffocation, his eyes were round, and he looked majestic...
actually…
actually…
In fact, the turtle was so angry that he vomited blood!
Because the guy who was kicked out by him just now is already the fourteenth today!
After he settled in this small courtyard arranged by Ruhr, in just over an hour, fourteen "challengers" who broke into the door had come.
It's just... just fucking bloody! !
These guys are like flies. Every time they come to the door, they are awe-inspiring, shouting, "Where is Xia who defeated Hastings, please accept my XXX challenge!"
In just over ten hours, this "XXX" has changed more than ten names, and these guys are just so-so. With Xia Ya's current ability, he can easily defeat him with three punches and two feet—but, he can't stand the crowd! !
From settling down to now, Mr. Xia Ya hasn't rested, drank a sip of water, and didn't eat a sip of rice...
He didn't even have time to go to the thatched hut for his grandmother! ! The turtle was already bloated. He had been holding back the urine for half an hour, his face flushed red, and he finally kicked the fourteenth bastard out to vomit blood. He finally shook his legs and turned around and ran into the room. , but only took two steps and went up the steps, and a warrior with a long sword outside the door had already jumped in, shouting loudly: "Where is Xia who defeated Hastings! I'm here to challenge!"
Xia Ya was full of grief and anger, vomiting blood in her heart: I am your mother! !
Bang bang, bang! Click! Ouch…
With a scream, the heroic hero flew out like a geese in a flat sand, his front teeth directly knocked on the steps, jumped up and ran away with his mouth covered.
In the yard, Xia Ya covered her stomach with one hand and her legs were trembling. She finally roared in anger and turned around and ran to the door.
Another hero jumped in outside the door: "The one who defeated Hastings..."
Xia Ya went around to the toilet behind the door, opened his pants and sat down, cursing angrily: "Wait! I'll come out and clean you up in a while!!"
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This kind of challenge continued until it was dark, and Xiaya was so tired that he didn't even have time to eat. A piece of beef was roasted and roasted again and again. After being interrupted many times, the turtle really went crazy! !
Carrying an axe, he angrily rushed out of the courtyard, looked at the many heads scattered on the road outside, and shouted: "I am Xiaya!"
With a roar, the turtle rushed into the crowd, the axe flew over, and immediately chopped up seven or eight. The remaining warriors scattered with a bang, rushing to escape, Xia Ya kicked down two, one The hand axe put his hand on his hips: "Damn! If I provoke me again, I will let go and kill! Do you really think I am merciful!!"
Seeing the flies outside the door disperse, Xia Ya was relieved and walked back to the yard with a heavy snort.
Dodoro and Soit glanced at each other, and helped the collapsed door panel to cover it on the door frame...
(Well, those guys don't dare to come again now...) Turtle sighed in relief, went back to the room, asked Dotolo to get a bucket of hot water, and was about to take off his clothes for a shower, when he took off half of his pants, Hearing a shout from outside the door, the courtyard gate was kicked open again: "The one who defeated Hastings..."
Xia collapsed...
He finally understood what Fat Ruhr's phrase "seek more happiness" meant.
These bastards who come to challenge are simply a group of rogues! If you can't beat you, you will be disgusted to death! Disgusting is not to death, you are also tired to death!
These guys are obviously not as good as bullshit, but they come to harass you shamelessly - they also know that their ability is far inferior to Xia Ya, and tacitly adopted the method of beating the wheels.
It seems that most people have this idea: if this goes on, there will always be times when Xia Ya is exhausted, maybe when you go up to challenge yourself, you can pick up a ready-made cheap one!
Crazy Xia rushed out of the room with his pants in one hand. The guy who came to the door to pick up a bargain was not waited for him to report his home, but Xia punched his nose with a punch, and then kicked his thigh bone and threw it out. .
On the street outside the door, not only were the warriors gathered here, but the number was more than in the daytime.
Seeing that another "early bird" was thrown out, the rest of the guys looked at each other, some smart people shouted in the back deliberately, and some people with hot heads started to get lucky: he must be tired... Then in Under the instigation of others next to him, he rushed into the courtyard with his sword in hand, and was thrown out after a while...
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Xia Ya was completely convinced!
Turtle is really serving it! Convinced! !
He hardly slept one night, and only turned over every time he lay in bed, and a new guy who was not afraid of death rushed in outside the door.
In the second half of the night, the turtle finally let go and killed him. He smashed a guy's sternum with one punch. When the guy was thrown out, he spurted blood, and he was afraid that he would not survive. This move shocked the others for a while, and the turtle was able to sleep for half an hour, but soon, after half an hour, the guys outside changed their strategies! !
Boom!
A stone that I didn't know where it came from smashed into the yard and smashed the gate again. Then the guys on the street outside kept throwing the stones into the yard. When Xi Ya finally couldn't bear it, he rushed out. At that time, the guys outside scattered again, and only the two or three guys who ran slowly were beaten by Xi Ya and vomited blood.
When Xi Ya scolded and returned to the room to prepare to sleep - those guys finally didn't dare to approach and throw stones.
In the distance of a hundred or ten paces from the courtyard gate, those guys shouted loudly and cursed loudly, starting from the eighteenth generation ancestors of the turtle, and then there were some very creative guys, and I don't know where to find the gongs and drums. The horn, playing and playing, grew louder for a while, and Xi Ya covered her ears with a pillow, and couldn't fall asleep even though she tossed and turned on the bed...
The intention of these guys is obvious: Exhaust you! Tired of you! Don't let you sleep, don't let you rest! Tired of you! As long as you are tired and tired, there is an opportunity!
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"Master, in fact, many of those guys last night were gangsters who were hired for money. Someone paid to hire these guys to harass your rest..." Duoduo hadn't slept well all night. Looking at Xia Ya with a pair of panda eyes: "That... this kind of person has been beaten away, and there will be another batch... "
"Fuck! Isn't there anyone in charge? What about the security patrol soldiers in the city! They are so foolish... " Xia almost wanted to cry.
After all, Dodoro once worked in the imperial capital, so he knew some basics, and smiled bitterly: "These street gangsters always have some secret friendship with those patrols that maintain law and order, so... Sigh, besides, you No relatives here, and those patrols won't help you..."
"Then... Is there no way to do that?" Xia Ya was very sad and angry.
"Legitimate challenges between samurai are protected by imperial law." Todoro grimaced: "Imperial law allows samurai to challenge for honor, and similarly, challenges between magicians are also protected by law. . Even if you die, you can get away with it... Unless you don't accept the challenge, it's considered an automatic admission."
admit defeat
If Xi Ya heard this at the beginning yesterday, he would definitely choose to automatically admit defeat—Damn, defeating the title of Hastings is not what he wants! Besides, he didn't really beat the Hastings guy at all. This title... but it will kill people! If he admits defeat, he admits defeat. Turtle is not the kind of person who pursues fame and glamour, as long as he gets real benefits, it is enough.
But now... he can't take this breath!
Thinking of those bastards outside harassing me like this, making myself mad—now admit defeat? I can't afford to lose this man! ! How can you make these trash bastards proud! !
In the morning, Xia Ya just walked out of the courtyard and onto the street, when she heard a shout from outside: "Xia Ya is out!!"
With a buzzing sound, the people gathered on the street outside the door immediately scattered. Xia looked carefully for a while, and sure enough, as Todoro said, most of them were guys dressed as ordinary people, and there were only a few people dressed as samurai. . Probably most of them are hired to harass themselves.
I couldn't eat breakfast, and I didn't know which bastard it was early in the morning. He wrapped a ball of dung in kraft paper and threw it into the yard. Xiaya could only hold his nose and lead two squires to go out to find a place to eat.
As soon as I turned the intersection of the street, I saw many pedestrians all around me pointing at me, and some suspicious looking guys hiding behind the crowd to snoop.
Xia Ya snorted and continued to move forward with her head held high. I heard a clamor from the crowd, and then the pedestrians in the imperial capital who were looking around seemed to have expected it, and they all ran away.
There was a bang, and the stones that slammed into the front and back smashed over. There were actually a few dung bags among them. Xia waved the weapon in his hand to block, stepped to the side of the road, and dragged the door of a shop that had just opened. It was on the top of the head, and after a while, the door panel was smashed with potholes, and some suspicious things that smelled like the sky fell on the ground.
Dodoro and Soyite were lying on the side with bitter faces, the poor magician was bleeding, and wanted to cry without tears.
When Xia Ya chased after them, those guys would have run far away. Although Xia Ya was furious, there was nothing he could do.
He finally dragged Dodoro and Soyite into a restaurant that opened the door and sat down, but before he sat down, he heard someone yelling on the street outside: "Where is Xia, you dare to come out and fight me!"
Xia Ya sat at the window on the second floor and looked at a burly man standing on the street downstairs. He picked up a chair from the room and threw it down, smashing the man to lie there.
When eating, the shop assistant holding the plate will suddenly overturn the plate, pick up a packet of lime from below and sprinkle it over.
When walking out the door, a few masked guys would suddenly rush out of the intersection with a short crossbow and shoot at Xia indiscriminately.
When walking on the street, cold arrows will suddenly be shot from the crowd in front and back.
Xia Ya originally thought that he had seen the big scene. Even in the battle on the Wildfire Plain, on the battlefield, he could kill a few of the army and go back and forth. In the encirclement of the berserk warriors, he can kill himself unharmed...
But now, walking on the streets of the imperial capital of the empire is like killing every step of the way, every step is a trap, and every pedestrian around doesn't look like a good person...
The only chance he found to rest in the morning was when he encountered a group of patrol soldiers on the road. When this group of patrol soldiers was passing by, the sneak attack guys finally restrained a little bit, allowing Xia Ya to get a moment of peace. With an idea, he followed the patrol in sequence, and took the opportunity to buy two meat patties to share with Dodoro and Soit, and eat them all the way.
The eyes of those patrolling soldiers looking at Xia Ya were full of sympathy, and some soft-hearted guys couldn't help but reminded in a low voice, "Be careful when you buy something next time, these guys might be poisoned... Poisoned to death in the city You're not the first."
Xia: "…"
In the morning, Xiaya, who was sweating profusely, almost fled in the city with Dodoro and Soyite in embarrassment. After seeing the Fatty General Luer and his team of guards, Xiaya immediately burst into tears, rushed over in embarrassment, hugged Fatty, and didn't let go.
Seeing Xia Ya gasping as if she was about to lose her breath, Ruhl's eyes held back a smile, patted Xia Ya's back hard, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, I sent someone to pick you up early in the morning and found you I guessed a few points when I was not at the residence - these guys are too arrogant this time, I thought they were at least somewhat restrained, but I didn't expect to be so blatant! Alright, alright, with my team of guards here, those guys don't Dare to mess around."
Xia Ya gasped and shook his head vigorously: "I fucking know how powerful these rogue warriors are! They're like locusts! I can't bear to shoot with a gun, but I actually used all the fucking tricks!"
When Luer heard this, he immediately pushed Xia Ya away, took a step back, covered his nose and scolded, "Splashing shit! Damn it! You didn't tell me sooner! I just put on this dress this morning!"
Xia Ya said angrily: "You already knew, why didn't you remind me!"
"Nonsense! I reminded you yesterday, didn't you say something with great pride, come one for one, two for one pair?"
"..." Anger flashed on Xia Ya's face, her face flushed red, and she said angrily: "Damn! I didn't expect these guys to be so resilient! I only killed two of them with ruthless hands, and these people were afraid... But no Thinking of... Grandma's! It's okay to have two for one pair, but a few fucking hundred, can I beat you?"
Tu Bie vented his anger, but suddenly his heart moved: "No! There are many masters in this imperial capital! Why do these guys keep staring at me? Could it be that in the imperial capital, other martial arts masters live all day My day?!"
A smile flashed in Ruer's eyes, and he looked at Xia Ya and smiled in approval: "Well, finally enlightened."
Xia Ya was anxious, grabbed Fatty's neck and shook it vigorously: "Tell me now! What the hell is going on!!"
Ruhl shook off Xia Ya's hands and smiled coldly: "Do you think it's so easy to be a master? In this world, there are thousands of guys who want to make a fortune, be famous, and get ahead! You think everyone is kind Noble? Despicable guys are everywhere, and there are so many unscrupulous guys! In order to get ahead, these guys are really willing to do anything. Any master, no matter how strong you are, you will always have to eat, sleep, shit and shh Shhh? The constant harassment makes you exhausted, it's time for these guys to start! So, you think those legendary masters are single-handedly conquering the world? Humph!"
"..." Xia Ya's forehead jumped with blue veins: "You mean..."
"You have to have a backer and power to protect yourself, my brother." Fatty patted Xia Ya's shoulder and said with a smile, "The story of single-handedly conquering the world will only exist in legends, and what master is lonely... I bah. Even sitting on the toilet, there is a sneak attack with a cold arrow. I think he is still a lonely ghost! Even if you are iron, how many nails can you take? These despicable guys, even if you kill a thousand, there will always be you When tired, the thousand and one will take the opportunity to knock you down, and then loudly announce that 'I have defeated the legendary Xia Ya'! Step on your shoulders and take the position!"
"Then... how did the others do it?" Xia sighed.
"What are the ways? There are just a few of them. Those famous masters either recruited some apprentices themselves. With their helpers, they won't be outnumbered. Some people come to harass them, and some of their apprentices and grandchildren come to take care of the troubles. There are others. They simply rely on some big figures and wealthy nobles. Those wealthy nobles are powerful, and naturally they do not dare to come to their homes to cause trouble and seek death. What else... Those who are unwilling to accept apprentices, and who are unwilling to rely on any power to find the backstage, can only hide their names and hide. In a place where birds don't lay eggs."
"Damn it." The turtle scolded: "So those reclusive masters are all fucking forced!"