Chip stayed for a long time before he slapped his head suddenly.
correct! next door! !
His Highness is afraid that he is going to look for that kid next door! !
Chip stayed for a while, then suddenly came back to his senses, and immediately turned around and ran out, but just before he ran to the door, the curtain was suddenly pulled open, and a figure came in embarrassedly, and the two almost collided, both "Ah" called out.
Chip took a closer look and saw that the person in front of him was not Adeline! !
Adeline looked flustered, her cheeks were dizzy, and when she met Chip head-on, she first exclaimed and stepped back, her eyes full of panic.
"His Royal Highness!" Chip was pleasantly surprised, but he didn't catch Adeline's panic when he was excited. He quickly brought Adeline into the room and lowered his voice: "Where have you been."
Adeline hesitated for a while before whispering: "I, I saw that you went out for a long time and didn't come back. I was anxious and wanted to go out to find you."
Chip sighed and looked at the Highness in front of him, but his expression suddenly changed: "Yi? Your clothes..."
Adeline's face immediately turned red. Her original clothes had already been torn to pieces by the turtle, but at the moment she was wearing a long white coat that was taken off the body of the girl in white. Seeing that Chip became suspicious, Adeline pretended to be Calm: "Well, I just went out to look for you just now. I accidentally knocked over a waiter. The drink stained my clothes, so I went to a room and stole a coat from the closet."
Saying that, she said vaguely: "Okay, it's too late, I have to go back before my brother finds out."
Although Chip still had some doubts, at this moment Adeline was right, and the time was running out, so she had to give up.
Chip went out first, looked left and right, and then led Adeline away quickly, but when he went downstairs, Chip was walking in front, and heard Adeline's "Ouch" softly shouting from behind, and turned around. Look, I saw this His Highness frowning slightly, pursing his pink lips, looking very painful, and in addition to the pain, it seemed that there was a hint of shyness.
"Well, Your Highness?"
"Ah... I'm fine." Adeline forced her as if nothing had happened: "I accidentally twisted my foot just now, let's go, don't delay the time to go back."
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The two drunkards of Luergreen didn't know where the time was lost. When they came back, the room was full of messes. The two of them lay on the soft couch and took a breather before finally coming to their senses.
"Yi? Why is my eye socket so painful?"
"Aha! I remember, you seemed to kick my ass just now."
The two guys glanced at each other, but laughed at the same time. Green slapped his thigh: "Tonight, I had a good drink! I haven't been so drunk in many years!"
Ruhl hiccupped, then squinted and smiled: "Haha, I remember the last time I was so drunk, it was at the Duke's 60th birthday banquet."
The two suddenly fell silent, looked at each other, and sighed for a while. After a while, the two irresponsible guys suddenly remembered.
Fatty looked at Green: "Yi? I remember... There seems to be someone else... Ah! Char, where did that kid go?"
Green smiled: "I also remembered, how did we drink and drink, and we became the two of us? Don't worry, are you afraid that people will get lost here? I'm afraid that they will be carried to some girl's bed. went."
After speaking, the two sat up and looked around. Green reached out and pointed to the small door at the back of the room: "Look! That kid must be inside."
"We were fighting outside, but he was having a good time!" Ruhl was angry, but he completely forgot that the two drunkards had run away by themselves, got up and pulled Green and broke in directly through the small door.
Just as the two of them were about to go in, they heard a cry from Xia Ya.
"what!!!!"
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Turtle sat up from the bed, his naked upper body was covered in sweat, his forehead was soaked with sweat, and he was panting.
He had just had a nightmare in his sleep just now. He only dreamed that he was standing in a flame, his whole body was restless, and the fire burned so much that his heart was about to split.
But there seemed to be groups of monsters in the flames with bloody mouths, red faces and fangs, roaring at him, showing their teeth and claws, and swooping up one by one. In his anxiety, he wanted to pull the fire fork with his backhand, but in the dream he found that the fire fork was not by his side. , At this moment, I suddenly saw a figure rushing into the flame, as if a cool and refreshing water light poured down, covering myself, and the feeling of being burned by the flame finally disappeared. go.
It's just that the water light shrouded him, and it seems to be rolling back and forth gently. In the water light, it seems that there are still shadows.
Um... who is it
The turtle tried to see clearly, grabbed and pushed with both hands, and took great pains to finally pull out the fog. Finally, a face emerged from it, but it was so familiar, staring at himself, angry and angry, as if he was still With a bit of resentment and a bit of embarrassment, when I looked closely, it turned out to be that poor bastard that I haven't seen for a long time? !
Xia Ya's shock was no trivial matter. He immediately felt his whole body tremble, and then instinctively reached out to grab it, but when he grabbed it, it was empty.
At this moment, the flaming beasts around attacked again, the poor worm was bitten by the monster and pulled away, and he was getting farther and farther away from him. Punching and kicking, I finally drove away all those flame monsters, but in the end I suddenly lost all of my strength and lay on the ground weakly.
In the dream, the poor worm approached him and looked into his eyes. The face was clearly familiar, but the expression was something he had never seen before in his life. There was something wrong in his heart, as if such an expression should not be seen. Appeared on the face of the poor worm, his own "good brother". But the subtle thing is that at this moment, the turtle instinctively felt it, as if such eyes, such an expression, made him feel a sense of pleasure in his heart...
In the dream, the poor worm approached him with a gentle look on the familiar face, and then...
Well, the poor bastard said, "I like you... Have you ever had me in your heart?"
Hearing this sentence, Xia Ya suddenly shuddered, and then screamed "ah" and woke up from the dream, only to feel that all the hairs on his body stood up, and he shivered more than a dozen times in a row, the kind of hair in his heart. The feeling still lingers.
(Damn! Damn! I must be crazy!!! How can I have such a weird dream! My day! It must be because of Oaks! Because of that attack!! Damn, is it possible that things like backing mountains are also contagious? ?!)
He sneezed fiercely, and Xia Ya shook her head vigorously before she completely woke up, but suddenly she saw a fat cheek looking at herself with concern: "Xia Ya, what's the matter with you? "
I experienced that kind of scene in my dream just now, and my heart was terrified, but suddenly there was such a fat and wretched face so close, and Xia Ya instinctively shouted: "Ghost!!!"
Without hesitation at the moment, he punched it with one punch!
boom! ! !
Ruhl screamed, covered his eye sockets and flew back, hitting the corner directly.
Green stood a little farther away from the bed, and when he saw Luerxia flying away, he clapped his hands and laughed heartlessly: "Good good! Good fight!"
Xia heard Luer's screams, sobered his consciousness, calmed down, and realized that he had called the wrong person, and quickly jumped off the bed: "Yi? Fatty, are you alright?"
Luer was sitting in the corner, but saw Tu Turtle jumping down so naked, he couldn't help scolding: "You bastard, you are happy enough, I kindly told you to get up and go home, but actually beat me!"
Xia Ya smiled, but suddenly her feet softened, and she couldn't help but feel dizzy and dry. Sitting down on the bed, he immediately felt something was wrong.
Xia Ya is not unfamiliar with this feeling of weakness and dizziness, and it is not surprising that he has never been drunk before. only…
He was naked, and his clothes seemed to be torn into pieces and scattered on the bed, which was a bit weird. And... subconsciously, I feel that somewhere in my body, there is always something weird...
Although he is a virgin (now he is no longer), but after all, he is already an adult, and it is not that he really does not understand anything. There used to be some nights when he was full of energy and blood, and he would have some strange and beautiful spring dreams in his sleep. What is the dream state? I still can't remember, but I haven't forgotten the excitement and excitement in the dream, and then... After waking up in the morning, most of them will find themselves - shameful horse racing.
But at this moment, he subconsciously touched the base of his thigh, and his hand was sticky. No matter how thick the skin was, there were still two old men in front of him, and his face immediately flushed red, almost oozing blood.
Looking up again, Ruhl was sitting in the corner covering his eye sockets, humming and chirping, while Green, who was beside him, smiled sneakily, and saw at a glance that there was still a girl lying on the ground, with a jade body lying horizontally, lying half-naked. That face looks vaguely like the woman who served him when he was drinking last night...
Seeing this scene, the turtle was beating a drum in his heart:
Could it be... Could it be that I was in a sleep and unknowingly broke it
Thinking of this, his face is even more strange.
"Okay!" Green held back his smile. Seeing that Xiaya's clothes were torn, he thought to himself that he was a young boy who acted so impatiently. It seems that Fatty said that this boy was a young child, and most of it was true. Green was kind, took off his coat and threw it to Xia Ya, and said with a smile: "Damn, put it on quickly, and cover the words in your crotch! We are waiting outside, hurry up and leave. "
As he said that, he glanced at the girl on the ground who was still asleep, frowned and said, "Oh, I'm young, I don't know Lianxiangxiyu..." He touched his arms, took out a bag, took out a piece of gold cake and threw it in the on the bed. Then he went over and pulled Luer to get up and went out of the room.
Xia Ya held his head in a daze for a while, and there seemed to be something wrong with the vague feeling in his heart, but what was wrong in the end, he couldn't remember.
Looking at this scene, the girl on the ground was naked, and she was naked. Even if an idiot watched this scene, he would insist that he had "involved" others.
But... But I clearly can't remember the process of doing that with this girl! !
He put on Green's coat, smeared on the sheets casually, grabbed the fire fork that had been scattered on the head of the bed at some point, but suddenly his eyes flashed.
On the snow-white bed sheet, a few bright reds seemed to be vaguely visible, and against the snow-white background of the bed sheet, it was like a peach blossom in full bloom...
Xia was stunned.
After scratching his head hard, he muttered to himself: "Fuck... I heard that a woman bleeds only the first time, is it the first time that a man can also?!"
He wasn't a fool at all, he knew in his heart that even if it was the girl on the ground who had been in a circle with him last night, it was definitely not the first time the other party had been in such a romantic place.
So... heck! Could it be that the blood was shed by himself
The tortoise walked out of the room depressed.
There is still a shameful doubt in his heart:
Lao Tzu... have you done it
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When they got out of the room, Luer and Green had already waited a little anxiously. They pulled Xi Ya and went out and went downstairs. When they got downstairs, they met the woman who received the three people before. Green saw the other party waiting downstairs and knew it in his heart. , took out a few golden cakes from his arms and stuffed them into the opponent's hands, then waved his hands, took Char and Ruhl and said goodbye.
It was probably enough of the nonsense tonight. The two old men separated after sending the turtle back. Xia Ya went back to the room to rest. Although he slept for a while, he still had the urge to drink. Doubt, he covered his head and fell asleep again.
Just this feeling, the dream is messed up again. This dream is a real spring dream. In the dream, I seem to be holding a woman, rolling back and forth, turning the clouds over the rain - and then, there is a vaguely familiar feeling in the dream of the turtle - I want to run a horse...
But just at the critical moment when the door was approaching, the woman in the dream who was tossing and lingering with her suddenly raised her head, her face was full of spring, but the outline of her eyebrows was actually a pitiful creature! !
Tu Bie was scared, but he was scared to go back, he sat up, and sat on the head of the bed, panting, looking out the window, it was already bright, and Tu Bie was afraid.
(Damn! I'm drunk! It must be because I'm drunk!! Hallucinations! It's all hallucinations! It must be hallucinations!! Damn... How could I like men?!)
Just when Tu Turtle was suspicious, there was a burst of mocking laughter in his mind.
"Hahahahahaha..."
"Dora?!" Turtle's eyes lit up, and he immediately called out, "You ghost dragon, where have you been these days?"
Dora's voice snorted and said disdainfully: "That day, you used your strength so well that your mental power was exhausted, so naturally you couldn't get in touch with me... Well, the magic crystal I'm hiding in is a bit weird, the one you found that day. Even bigger, once activated, it seems like there is a force that wraps me around..."
Xia Ya was stunned, and then his eyes lit up: "Just right! You ghost dragon must know what happened around me! Come on, what happened last night... Uh, Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu, uh... Lao Tzu Did you do it?"
Dora sneered deliberately: "What did you say you did?"
"Nonsense!" Xia Ya was furious, and then she felt a little guilty: "That... it's that... "
Dora's voice seemed to be holding back her laughter, and the malicious tone made Xiaya feel a little nervous: "Hum, you did it naturally, little human, how does it feel to say goodbye to a virgin? Hahahahaha..."
Xia Ya's heart was shocked, but she felt a sense of emptiness for no reason: "Ah... I really... "
"That's fake, huh, do you think I'd like to see your ugly face? But I'm by your side, and I can't dodge if I want to, huh..."
Xia Ya was silent for a while, but when he raised his head, he frowned: "That... this is terrible, I heard... men and women do this kind of thing, I'm afraid... I'm afraid that a baby will be born. I don't think so. I plan to marry that woman, in case..."
It's good that he didn't say this, but when he said this, Dora laughed wildly in his mind as if she was going crazy.
If it weren't for the fact that the dragon had turned into a ghost, even if she survived, laughing so wildly, I'm afraid she would laugh to death again.
Xia Ya was a little annoyed by her laugh, snorted and said angrily: "You! You! What are you laughing at!"
In her mind, Dora's voice was out of breath: "Give birth to a child? Haha! You little guy is so stupid and cute! You don't even know this kind of thing?"
Finally, realizing that Xia Ya was about to explode with anger, Dora held back her laughter. In Xia Ya's mind, she said something incomprehensible, but this sentence made the turtle bewildered and didn't know why.
"Little Turtle... You did it right at the beginning, but the action behind it was too big... Then, you went the wrong way."
… go, go the wrong way
What the fuck does this mean
Turtle was puzzled.
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There was no time to dwell on these issues, and just when Tu Turtle was puzzled, he just got up when he suddenly heard a loud laughter from a stout voice from outside the door: "Xia Ya! Xia Ya!! Xia Ya! Come out! Here we come!!"
Xia Ya's eyes lit up with this angry shout. He forgot the messy thoughts in his heart, put on his clothes and rushed out of the room, and immediately saw two people standing at the door of the courtyard, one tall and strong like a bull, The other one was thinner, but had a shrewd and cunning smile on his face.
"Sharba! Cato!!" Xi Ya was overjoyed, took a few steps and ran over, hugged the two of them warmly, and then laughed and slapped both Sharba and Cato on their chests. A note: "Why are you two guys here?!"
Sharba looked at Cato, the smile on his face was a little embarrassing, and Cato coughed dryly before saying embarrassingly: "Uh... that what... The military ordered, General Adrick raised the imperial military, that, we The Thirteenth Corps was led by General Ruhr, so we..."
Sharba was straightforward and said directly: "We just thought... If Ruer is the fat man, he will only run away, and it would be too embarrassing to do things under him. We discussed it and went to General Adric. , the general said, let us follow him to the imperial capital to find you, maybe there is a way out..."
Xia Yayi is happy: "The general has also arrived in the imperial capital?"
"Well, as soon as the general entered the city, he was picked up by the people in the palace. His Majesty ordered him to enter the palace to see him immediately without delay. Seeing that His Majesty was so impatient, we all thought that this time General Adrick, I am afraid It is to be reused by Your Majesty!"
When Cato said this, a proud smile appeared on his face involuntarily.
Turtle nodded - Adric was reused, and Ruhl was transferred to the commander of the 13th Corps. He had known about this for a long time, so he was not surprised. He just looked at the two former friends of the Guard Battalion and couldn't help but wonder: "But why did the general ask you to come to me?"
Sharba shook his head: "I don't know, anyway, the general said looking for you, there is a way out, we are here."
Xia Ya was even more surprised.
It's not surprising to have friends from the military come to defect to him - but the strange thing is that he only got his promotion award yesterday, but how does Adric know that if two subordinates come to him, he will definitely be able to do it. Is there a way out?
However, the old friends reunited. At the beginning, everyone was brothers who rolled out of the mountains of corpses and blood on the battlefield. The doubts in Xia Ya's heart were turned to the side with a slight turn, and she excitedly pulled the two of them into the door to chat.
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The maid was surprised to find that this Highness today seems to be different from the past. The fur collar that he lifted up and covered his neck tightly, His Highness seemed to be a little restless. Usually, His Highness liked to sit in a daze in front of the window in the room by himself, but today he seemed a little restless, alone in the room. I walked back and forth several times, and when I walked, it seemed to be a little inconvenient-I heard that I accidentally slipped and fell on the stairs last night.
It's just that the female official said she wanted to invite a doctor, but Her Highness firmly refused...
Naturally, Adeline didn't know that her abnormal performance was all being watched by the maids beside her. She couldn't help but quietly looked in the mirror several times—Damn it! It wasn't obvious last night, but when I saw it this morning, my neck was full of bruises and traces like strawberries...
The most embarrassing thing for the poor man to mention is... the pain in a certain part of his body is unbearable, and he rested for a full night. After getting up, there was no obvious improvement.
This is really embarrassing and embarrassing - the helpless lament of the poor man. It wasn't that she hadn't heard those older maids secretly talk about men and women, and she naturally only knew a little about these things.
But…
I only heard that it will hurt after doing that thing, but... but I didn't hear that, that place will hurt too...
Some staggered around the room twice, and the poor worm sat down on the chair in despair, but as soon as his butt touched the chair, his face changed suddenly, and he jumped up with a scream of "ah".
The maid next to her immediately cast a suspicious look.
"Go..." The poor bastard blushed, slandered someone a hundred times in his heart, and then said in a low voice, "Go, get me a softer chair cushion."