Bare forehead, green skin covered with sweat and dust, mixed into a ball, a pair of mung bean-sized eyes are full of eagerness and excitement, especially the chin is actually covered with a faint reddish brown. fuzz - um, beard? !
Attack!
There is no doubt that this is a heaven attack! It's the infatuated goblin lord who is infatuated with his "wife" and who is the pioneer of the goblin world!
What surprised Xia at this moment was the appearance of Tiangong.
The brave goblin who used to be stronger than a human being, but now is so thin that his chin is pointed, his pair of mung bean eyes are deeply sunken, and there is a faint circle of dark circles around the eye sockets.
What's even more pitiful is Tiangong's clothes. Xiaya remembers the last time he saw Tiangong, when he was arrested because he was not good at protecting the dead rabbit in Bonfret. At that time, Tiangong was handed over to Sharba and others to take care of him. At that time, Tiangong was dressed in a Rodririan cavalry. Although it was not gorgeous, it was also the attire of the elite cavalry of the Human Empire. Even if Tiangong was tall among the goblins, the cavalry armor was even more powerful. Carrying a big iron rod, it roared like a small bull.
At this moment, Tiangong is obviously disgraced, wearing a tattered armor - almost all the iron pieces have been stripped off, and the leather pad inside is also torn and tattered, and a tattered sack with a hole cut casually is placed on the leg. They act as trousers, but they are too short, revealing two furry calves, and there are boots on the huge goblin feet—but only one is left, and the toes have long been worn out.
The poor Tian Gong looked pale, and his originally plump cheeks were sunken in, so he didn't know how long he had been hungry. How could he still look like the majestic goblin lord who ran across the red wilderness? That goblin fierce man who dared to stand up against Hastings
Just like a beggar in a wildfire town.
Xia Ya was sitting on the horse, when Tiangong jumped up and grabbed his calf. Seeing Tiangong's eyes suddenly turned red, the tears were rolling in his eyes, and suddenly the goblin burst into tears, crying in horror. Heaven and earth weeping ghosts and gods, just like Carrier City in the slaughterhouse, the voice of the ghosts suddenly startled the crowd lined up around the city gate, and even Xiaya was almost dragged off the horse by the goblin.
"Let go!" Xia Ya sighed helplessly, but Tiangong hugged his calf tightly, and wiped a snot on Xia Ya's bright and expensive silk trousers, just screamed desperately: " Wife! Give it back! Go, no! No! Legs, yours! Skiski! No, you, Skiski! Head, yours, Skiski!"
Such a messy, half-threatening, half-pleading cry, Xiaya also listened to it three times before she understood it. She quickly wiped the sweat from her forehead, and with a wry smile, jumped off her horse and pulled the sky up and down, looked this guy up and down, and sighed. Tone: "Poor guy, you seem to have suffered a lot."
Before this emotion was finished, it seemed like a coincidence, and Tian Gong's shriveled belly made a gurgling movement, as if a dull thunder had struck. Xia Ya smiled when he heard that, seeing Tian Gong's face full of shame and anger, staring at Xia Ya like he was spitting fire, Xia Ya finally sighed: "Go, since I met you, don't say anything, it's more important to find a place to eat."
After all, he pulled Tiangong's arm with a single stroke, dragged him and ran into the city.
I don't know how much this goblin suffered. Originally, as a goblin lord, even though he was vicious and cruel, in Xia's opinion, he was a little stronger than other goblins—Tian Gong at least had the habit of taking a bath.
You must know that most goblins do not have the habit of bathing. Even in the barren language of the goblin race, there is no word for "bathing". Imagine a bunch of guys who don't bathe all day long, eating and drinking, wearing tattered clothes, exuding lethargy. The stench of dizziness... But since he knew Tiangong, this goblin lord seemed to be very particular about personal hygiene.
But at the moment, following Tian Gong's side, he asked about the sour smell on this guy's body after two steps. The clothes were so dirty that he could hardly see the original color. He brought Tian Gong into the city and walked along the way. In the place, pedestrians covered their noses and walked away from the distance, and some people in the town in the distance pointed at Tiangong and said something with a smile.
Xia Ya directly led Tian Gong into a restaurant on the side of the road, and regardless of the boss's frowning and disgusted expression, he patted a gold coin on the table: "Get some food, get more meat and noodles, and get some Here come the barrels of ale."
For the sake of the gold coins, the restaurant owner's expression became much better, and he quickly received the money, and in a few moments, a guy moved in for a meal. As soon as Tian Gong saw the noodles and barbecue on the table, his eyes suddenly glowed green!
Really green light! These eyes stared at the light of the food, just like the hungry wolf that Xia Adam encountered in the forest this year! The goblin let out a loud roar, hugged the wooden barrel, and no longer needed a cup. He raised his head and poured a small half of it. The wine flowed down his neck and shoulders. This is drinking, it's like taking a bath. , half a barrel of wine was filled, Tiangong lost the barrel, grabbed three noodles in one hand, held a big pig's trotter in the other, and opened a bow from left to right, and the wind was swept away. one. The guy in the store just brought a hot pot of beef noodle soup with tomato juice, and Tian Gong grabbed it. His vicious appearance scared the boy to the ground. Tian Gong was scalded by the hot soup and screamed again and again. , but it did not prevent a pot of noodle soup from pouring into the stomach in an instant.
There are other guests in the surrounding restaurants. Seeing the tsunami-like movement of eating at this table, many people stopped eating and talking, and stretched their necks and widened their eyes to watch here.
When Tian Gong finally put down the pot, patted his bulging belly, and burped loudly, Xia Ya asked sympathetically, "How long have you been hungry?"
After Tian Gong was full, the brilliance in his eyes became much brighter, and suddenly there was a ferocious light flashing, he shouted and jumped up, grabbed the chair under his butt, and slammed it down at Xia Ya!
"What!" Xia Ya was startled, raised her arm to block it, and with a clatter, the chair shattered, Xia Ya's arms hurt from being smashed, and the shards of wood chips almost stabbed into his eyes, Xia Ya stepped back and called Said: "Hey, are you crazy!"
"Liar! Human! Skiski! You! Skiski! Liar!" Tian Gong's roar was full of grief and anger. Seeing that the chair was broken, he went to lift the table, and Sharba next to him had already stepped up and hugged him from behind. After staying in Tiangong, Philip pulled out his sword, and the bright sword tip was against Tiangong's throat, but Dodoro was so frightened that he raised his head and fell back.
Seeing Tian Gong's grief and anger, Xia Ya couldn't help sighing, raised his hand to signal Sharba to let go of it, and asked Philip to put away the sword before smiling bitterly: "Even if I'm sorry for you. Well..."
"Liar! Human! Liar!" Tian Gong was furious, but when he looked around, he found that he was empty-handed and had no weapons. The heavy iron rod it used to use was long gone, so he just raised two The fist rushed towards Xia Ya, Xia Ya saw that Tian Gong's footsteps were weak, and he stopped fighting. He took a step away, and Tian Gong threw himself on a table next to him. Suddenly the soup dishes were splashed all over, and Xia Ya walked over. He took it up with a temper. Seeing that the attack was about to explode, Xia Ya didn't dodge, but just stared and shouted, "Do you want me to take you to Oaks!"
This sentence really works more than anything. Tian Gong's fist was just a few minutes away from Xia Ya's nose, and suddenly it froze there, his small eyes rolled, and he finally put down his arm and sighed, "I want a wife."
Xia Ya smiled, started the attack again, and summoned the owner of the restaurant to bring in new tables, chairs and meals, and sit down to eat again. This is the lawless Wildfire Town. Fights in this kind of restaurant are extremely common, so the boss is not surprised. As long as Xia Ya promises to compensate for the broken things, it doesn't matter even if the door is demolished, and the diners next to them are also right. I'm used to seeing this kind of frequent punches and beatings. Originally, some people stretched their necks to watch the fun. Seeing that the fight was over, they all shrank back and continued to eat.
After sitting down again, Tian Gongcai talked about what happened after the separation with snot and tears.
When Xiaya was arrested, before leaving, he quietly told Sharba and others to take care of Tiangong, who was recovering at the time.
Sharba was also loyal to the entrustment, and brought back Tiangong, who was not well injured at the time.
But then Xiaya was locked up for so many days, and there was no news at all. After Tiangong's injury was healed, he temporarily lived not far from the Rodriguez cavalry regiment, and he was entangled every day when he was free. Sharba and others asked: When will Char come back.
At that time, everyone was worried about Xia Ya's safety, and they were in a bad mood. But Tiangong is a dazed character, and he doesn't understand the twists and turns of the human world. He just feels that these humans are all cunning and unpredictable, as if they are deceiving themselves.
Tiangong is a persistent character, so he just quietly ran away. The celibate ran back to Wildfire to find Char - where Char was taken by those in the army.
It has a single-minded temperament, and he held back his anger. After coming to Wildfire Town, he naturally couldn't find Char—of course he couldn't. At that time, Char had already gone to the imperial capital with Rabbit General Luer.
But Tiangong is infatuated with infinite infatuation, but he refuses to go back to the Red Wilderness to be its lord.
Can not find you? it is good! I wait! Waiting for you to come back sooner or later!
The infatuation of Tiangong really insisted on being unparalleled, and it was consumed in Wildfire Town. But it is a goblin, and the human language can be stammered. Although there were a few copper plates on his body, after eating two meals, it was clean and slippery, and he soon fell into trouble.
The place to live is easy to solve. Anyway, the goblins are used to their life. The problem has a good ending, but the matter of feeding the stomach is troublesome.
Even if you're not a picky eater - then you have to have something in your stomach.
After all the money was spent, Tiangong, who was in poverty, naturally thought of what the goblins are best at: robbery!
Robbery, but as a goblin, it is an innate instinct that does not need to be taught at all. Tian Gong carried his big iron rod and spent a whole day and night on a remote road outside Wildfire Town. When he was so hungry and dizzy, he finally waited for a passerby.
As a result, the poor goblin lord still miscalculated.
Let's put it this way... What is Wildfire? There are no good people in Wildfire Town! As the largest gathering point of anarchic human beings on the mainland, there are too many fugitive criminals from various countries, incognito gangsters, and all kinds of murderers wanted by many countries.
As a result, the person who robbed Tiangong for the first time seemed to be a white and fat man, dressed in rich clothes, and seemed to be a small trader in Wildfire Town.
The poor goblin lord squatted in the grass for a long time, his whole body was bitten by insects and ants, and then he shouted: "This mountain is mine."
But the result... When the word "this" was uttered, the face of the fat white man changed. When the word "mountain" was uttered, the fat sheep had already jumped up, and when Tiangong said "yes", the fat sheep had already turned around and ran twenty paces!
By the time he finished shouting this sentence, the fat man had already run so far that he couldn't even see his shadow! That astonishing speed, let alone a shadow, left a trail of smoke and dust! !
It turned out that this seemingly chubby guy was regarded as a fat sheep by Tiangong. His real identity was a powerful Snitch who had been wanted by the Byzantine Empire for many years. Countless merchants have jointly offered bounties. Over the years, I don't know how many powerful mercenary samurai groups have attacked him, but none of them can catch up with this guy.
For the second robbery, I changed to a road with a little more pedestrians, and a carriage came from a distance. The carriage was luxurious, and I thought it must be a lot of money. The goblin lord jumped to the center of the road and shouted that sentence again. The industry slogan of robbery gangsters.
But this time the carriage stopped, and the groom who was driving the carriage was not afraid when he saw the robbers on the road. He just smiled, sat in the car and looked at the goblin, and laughed: "I haven't encountered a robber who dared to rob us in many years. This is the robber, I didn't expect to encounter a goblin who came here for the first time."
Tian Gong was about to speak when an old man who was almost as old as the ground walked out of the carriage. The old man was wearing a long robe and a pointed hood. Tian Gong could not see the appearance of the old man, but he was pinned to his chest. A gold badge, but it shone brightly and dazzlingly!
After all, Tian Gong is not an ordinary goblin without knowledge. He is also a goblin lord after all. Naturally, he has some knowledge. When he saw this badge, he immediately realized that he was tragic again.
Sure enough, the other party chanted a spell, and a huge lightning blasted the goblin lord directly into the wilderness by the roadside. Before fainting, Tian Gong also sighed in his heart: Damn, I met a high-level magician...
Third robbery...
There is no third time.
The two robberies took two days. He was hungry for two days, dizzy, and even walking. Although the goblin lord is reckless, he also understands that with his current state, he can't even lift an iron rod. Moved, really ran to loot - if you meet someone, it's not necessarily who robs who!
After thinking about it, the desperate goblin lord had no choice but to return to Wildfire Town, gritted his teeth, and sold his big iron rod to a blacksmith shop.
The iron rod is of high-quality material and has a lot of weight. The people in the blacksmith shop are also bad. Seeing that he is a goblin, he bullies him because he does not know how to be a connoisseur. Obviously, the iron rod is sold, and a gold coin is enough. got it six copper plates.
Poor Tiangong took six copper coins, exchanged a few pieces of dough, and gritted his teeth for three days, and he ran out of food again.
However, it had the experience of selling iron rods before, and finally remembered: the iron rods can be sold, and the armor on Lao Tzu can also be sold.
It is a standard set of cavalry armor of the Rodriguez cavalry regiment. The cost of such a set of armor is one gold coin!
This set of armor has always been a favorite of Tiangong. Although it is a goblin lord, it has never worn such a sophisticated human-made armor before meeting Char.
The flesh was hurting for a long time, and finally it was no match for the roaring noise in the stomach, so he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet and made up his mind - but this time, the attack was finally smarter, and it came up with a "genius" idea.
There are so many pieces of iron on the armor, you can take it apart and sell it. When you need it, you can sell one or two pieces. As long as it can last for a few days, maybe you can wait for that guy from Xiaya to come back. In this case, although the armor is missing a few iron leaves, it is still much stronger than losing all of it.
Poor goblin, he's more like a turtle than a turtle! This armor sells the craftsmanship! It took apart a good set of complete armor, sold one piece today and one piece tomorrow, but only sold for the price of scrap copper and iron.
But still in such a heavy armor, it also has the weight of dozens of pounds. By selling this, it has actually supported a lot of days.
Finally, the iron pieces on the armor were sold out, leaving a foundation, and the poor goblin faced the problem of starvation again.
This time, after so many days in Wildfire Town, he finally found a good way to survive: begging!
For a goblin, it is completely ignorant of what it means to beg. It only saw with its own eyes a group of guys dressed in tatters and dressed like themselves, squatting on the road and the corner of the city gate every day, shouting all the way, and soon passers-by casually dropped a copper plate or two.
Goblin Dashuang: It turns out that money is so easy, well, this lord does the same!
It immediately looked for the busiest intersection on the road after entering the city gate, squatted there, took out a broken bowl picked from the garbage heap, and put it in front of it.
It turned out to be money! After all, there's a lot of begging in this Wildfire Town... But damn, even among the well-informed, have you ever seen a goblin begging in the street? !
Such a new and interesting thing naturally attracted a lot of passers-by. Those passers-by looked at the novelty and generous people gave them freely. Soon, in less than half a day, the broken bowl in front of Tiangong was filled with copper plates. !
Tiangong was great, but he didn't know that he had caused trouble.
It turns out that anywhere in the world, where there are people, there are disputes. There are no good people in Wildfire Town, and even these beggars organize freely. The income from begging every day is distributed evenly by the leader after everyone goes back in the evening, so that all the beggars have food to eat.
Tiangong came out to beg like this, occupying the best place on the street, and attracting the attention of most passers-by - the reason is simple: there are so many passers-by in the town, and everyone donated their loose money to this goblin, Then the other beggars can only drink the northwest wind!
Is this still great? ! Dare to steal the business of our dignified Wildfire Town Beggars Group? !
As a result, Tian attacked a large bowl of copper plates, and before he had time to buy some food, he was surrounded by a group of beggars as soon as he reached the end of the street.
As usual, with its natural ability to attack, is it still afraid of this group of mud legs
It's just that at this time, I've been hungry for so many days in a row, my legs are fluttering when I walk, I haven't touched a meat tail for many days, I eat two bites of noodles every day, and I haven't seen oil and water in my stomach for so many days, and my body is as soft as one. Tuan Cotton, there is no iron rod weapon in hand...
As a result, the most tragic thing in the world happened.
The dignified goblin lord Tiangong, the goblin powerhouse who once competed with Odin Valkyrie Hastings, Lord Tiangong... was beaten by a group of beggars. On this day, people in Wildfire Town saw an interesting look Scene: A goblin is chased around the city by a group of beggars.
There are quite a lot of beggars in this town, among them there are a hundred or even dozens of strong people! Moreover, it was a local battle, and the roads were familiar. In the end, Tiangong was blocked in an alley and beaten violently, and the dignified goblin lord was beaten up. When he left, the beggar who had lost his conscience. The regiment leader saw that the pants that Tian Gong was wearing were made by the army, and the material was quite good, and he even took away Tian Gong's pants...
Poor Tiangong was cut off even the last way to survive. After stumbled, he walked around town with his bare buttocks for a day, and finally found a broken sack, pierced it and put it on his body, even if it barely replaced his pants.
It is really desperate now. The beggars in the city regard it as an enemy. It can't even beg. If it dares to beg in the street again, it will be beaten directly.
Tian Gong felt bitter and sullen in his heart. He remembered that when he was at home, he was screaming and hugging, and he was shocked by the red wilderness.
If it's someone else's, just lift your leg and leave and go home! As long as it returns to the tribe, it is another lord of scenery.
But Tiangong is not like this. It becomes more and more persistent, and his heart is full of infatuation. He just wants to find a "wife", and finally grit his teeth: I have suffered so much, if I don't find Oaks and go back like this, wouldn't it all be in vain! Don't go back, definitely don't go back! !
It was probably this infatuation that finally moved the gods. Today, Tiangong sat at the root of the city wall outside the city gate, looking eagerly at the front of the road, and finally waited for the arrival of Xia Ya!
It was only when Xia Ya asked that she realized that before she saw her, the poor goblin had been hungry for three days without eating a single bite. Every day, she could only pour a belly of cold water beside the well in the city - finally mix it up to be full.
If I don't see each other again, I'm afraid this goblin fierce man who shook the red wilderness, the goblin powerhouse who once carried Hastings, can really starve to death in a place like Wildfire Town.
"Poor, it's so pitiful." Xia Ya also sighed and patted the goblin's shoulder: "What do you want to eat, tell my uncle! I met me today, and I will be full later!"