Conquest

Chapter 22: Goblin nobles?

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There is no reason to talk to this bastard.

Xia Ya completely ignored the resentment in the poor worm's heart. Since the negotiation failed, he directly chose the most straightforward solution: violence!

A philosopher of mankind once said: Violence cannot solve all problems.

Fortunately, the old guy also mentioned this sentence when he was educating Xi Ya, but the old guy's evaluation was very different: "The guy who said this sentence must be the kind of fool who is full of people who don't know how hungry people are! Violence! It can't solve all problems, but it can solve most problems! If someone has trouble with you, then talking about philosophy to convince people with morality is like taking off your pants and farting. Make him look for his teeth all over the place, and make his legs tremble when he sees you in the future - this kind of stupid thing is like the kind of fool who exclaims that 'money is not everything'!

Boy, you remember, if someone tells you that 'money is not everything', then this person must be the kind of idiot who is poor and likes to pretend. If someone tells you that 'violence can't solve problems', then this guy must be bullied with violence and full of sourness. "

Obviously, at this point, the old guy's education for Char was successful. So after Xia ended the negotiation, she simply rushed up with the axe.

The goblins are still arguing fiercely, their opinions are not unified, and they are still arguing about a key issue: who goes up to strike first.

In goblin tradition, forward means cannon fodder. Their motto is: fight last, grab the spoils first.

This is also the fundamental reason why goblins have repeatedly failed in regular battles, whether facing dwarves or humans on the Wildfire Plains, despite the large number of goblins.

Therefore, when Xia Ya actually took the initiative to pounce on the axe, the first reaction of these goblins was actually stupid.

It wasn't until Xia rushed to the front, kicked a goblin leader's head, and kicked the big carrot-like nose that it sunk into his head. "K" screamed out.

Xia Ya roared excitedly, and the battle axe turned into countless cold lights, slashing horizontally, vertically, slashing and slashing randomly... After the four moves "chopping wood", the few goblins who were originally beside him were no longer able to stand. . The rest of the goblins also fought back after panicking. These guys shouted and fought back with the short spears and broken knives in their hands, but Xi Ya held a large shield in one hand and hid half of his body behind the shield.

The shield was snatched from the giant man Nigur in the fourth show in the royal city. The shield is more than one meter high. Faced with this kind of shield, the goblins are helpless: they are too short. In front of them, it was like a wall. If the goblins wanted to attack Char, they had to jump ridiculously non-stop, and then put their weapons over the shield to attack Char. Otherwise, you can only run around with your legs spread out - but the goblin's short stature is really not good at running.

So, there was a ridiculous scene in the melee: Xi Ya was tall and stood out from the crowd, holding an axe and a shield, while a group of goblins screamed and jumped around him.

At the beginning, Char Ya had the absolute upper hand. He knocked down a dozen goblins in one go, and then these guys started to learn cunning. A few goblins in the end discovered Char's weakness: when he raised his shield, his feet were exposed.

So, the goblins started rolling on the ground, trying to stab Char's feet with their weapons as they rolled around.

The scene suddenly changed, and it became that Xi Ya stood there by himself, jumping and jumping a lot, while a group of goblins were rolling around on the ground.

The poor bastard was completely stunned in the distance...

This turtle is really a treasure: it was a life-and-death battle, but he almost broke his stomach with laughter.

But the poor bastard soon stopped laughing. There are also smarter ones among the goblins. They saw their companions besieging this powerful human warrior, but they saw a poor worm beside them. Although the height of the poor worm is also very scary, at least the poor worm does not look like the guy with the axe. Tall, and... the poor bastard didn't have the kind of giant shield that the goblins suffered.

A few goblins wielded knives and surrounded the poor creature.

Xia Ya was struggling to perform a tap dance. He had knocked out a few goblins, but his calf was also chopped several times. A goblin's ground knife almost cut off half of his foot. He was dancing happily when he heard a terrified scream from the poor creature, and when he looked back, he saw that the poor creature was surrounded by a few goblins.

What a joke, that's the bait I'm going to use to deal with the dragon!

Xia Ya stared at him and let out a loud roar—well, in a more refined word, it should be: Xia Ya's eyes were like electricity, and he let out a long whistle. Then he threw the axe in his hand.

The battle axe drew a cold light in the air, and with a puff, it split the goblin who rushed to the front of the poor man with his weapon and armor in half!

Green blood was sprayed on the poor worm, and this guy screamed out of nowhere and fainted.

Xiaya had no weapons. He held a large shield and used his brute force to knock a few goblins flying. His strength was not small. All the goblins he knocked out had their bones broken, and then he rushed back in one breath and pulled out. He took out the fire fork stuck in his waist, stabbed a fork into a goblin's butt, and lifted the goblin to the ground. Then he blocked the knife from the side, and the shield slammed into it, sending blood from the goblin's mouth. .

When Xi Ya ran back to the poor man and pulled out his axe from the guy who was cut in half, the goblins finally exhausted their courage, and they shouted "Ooke Oak", Turn around and start running.

Instead of chasing those who escaped, Xiaya took out a bundle of ropes from the bag and threw it to the wanderer who was captured by him first. He pointed to the goblin warriors on the ground who had been knocked down by him, and made a few gestures.

The homeless person was completely frightened. It wasn't until Xia Ya kicked him that he woke up and quickly jumped up and went to work with the rope. This wanderer obviously inherited the fine tradition of goblins: likes to bully his own kind.

Although its own experience was already very miserable, it was obviously very happy to see these goblin warriors who were even worse than it. They tied those guys tightly and ruthlessly, and many of them lay on the ground with blood and broken bones. The goblin warrior also suffered a lot of black feet from it.

Xia pulled the poor worm up, slapped her face twice, woke the poor worm, and said angrily, "I know you are useless! But I thought you, as a human, could at least defeat the poor worm. A goblin, but do you have any other skills besides screaming?"

The poor blushing blushed... I don't know if it was because of shame or because of being slapped by Xia Ya, he covered his face and cried.

Xia Ya ignored her, looked back at the wandering goblin, and found that this guy was constantly using black fists to bully the injured goblin fighters. Anyone who was still alive was tied up like a New Year's gift. Xia Ya was not polite at all, and pointed to the wandering goblin, and then pointed to the rope on the ground next to him.

The guy hesitated for a while, but seeing the anger on Xia Ya's face, he quickly shrank his head, picked up the rope, and took the initiative to tie his own.

It took a little effort to throw the captives side by side, and Charya kicked the first captive: "Can you speak human words?"

The goblin Okok's screamed a few times, and Char directly lifted it up and kicked it on its ass. Then he walked up to the second goblin: "Can you speak human words?"

The goblin looked at Xi Ya pitifully, then shook his head blankly.

Xia Ya was not polite, and lifted it up and kicked it on the buttocks.

The third goblin saw Xia Ya coming in front of him, and without waiting for Xia Ya to ask questions, he screamed, and took the initiative to turn around and pout at Xia Ya.

Xia Ya was so happy that he slapped the empathetic goblin flying, and said angrily, "Isn't there anyone who can speak human words?!"

He asked twice, and finally got an answer.

The earliest wandering goblin stretched his head timidly: "Oak, I, human speaking, speak. The strongest person, don't kick."

Xia Ya was a little surprised, stood in front of the wanderer, and looked at this guy curiously for a while: "I, Xia, human, powerful! How about you?"

The wanderer looked at Xia timidly with those green bean-like eyes: "I, Oaks, goblin, free."

Xiaya glanced at it and shook his head: "You, Oaks, Goblin, Soso, mine!" (Soso: trophy, captive.)

This guy named Oaks has complicated eyes. After struggling for a while, he actually dared to say: "No, I, Oaks, goblin, free."

Xia Ya raised her hand and tried to fight: "You, Soso, mine!"

"I, goblin, free." Oakes was clearly terrified, but still argued. Seeing that Xiaya was about to get angry, the guy quickly retracted his head and looked at Xiaya in fear: "I, Oaks, goblin, noble! Soso, no!"

Goblin nobles

Xia was a little surprised, this guy is obviously a goblin wanderer.

"You, noble, goblin?"

A trace of resentment flashed in this Oaks' eyes, and he muttered: "I, Oaks, noble, goblin lord..."

Goblin Lord

Xiaya was also a little surprised, but this Oaks didn't finish speaking.

The second half of it reads: "… the goblin lord… the princess."

Xia Ya was dumbfounded, even the poor worm covering his face beside him was dumbfounded.

The goblin lord's... princess? !

Is this Oaks a female? !

"You? Goblin? Princess?" Xia Ya's eyes widened: "You, goblin, female?"

Oaks immediately showed an angry expression: "I, goblin, man!!"

Xia Ya understood and suddenly realized: "Goblin, lord, female? So, princess, male?"

Oaks was full of shame and anger, gnashing his teeth: "Lord, man! Princess, man, too! So... run away!"

"… "

Char is broken... The poor bastard is broken...