The poor man's fingers clenched immediately and gritted his teeth: "I, what did I say?"
Xia thought for a while: "What you said is 'Adeline will be scared, don't leave Adeline behind'... Hey. Hey, who is Adeline? You call her name in your dreams, it must be you Are you looking good?"
The poor bastard's heart almost jumped out of his mouth. Hearing this, he breathed a sigh of relief and glared at the turtle with a flushed face.
She did have a dream last night, but what she dreamed was a scene that made her blushing after waking up: In the dream, this turtle cruelly left herself in the deserted wilderness, surrounded by ghouls, and herself. It's shameful to drag this turtle's clothes tightly and begged "Don't leave Adeline behind, Adeline will be afraid...".
Needless to say, Adeline was of course the poor worm's boudoir name.
"Yi? You're blushing like a monkey's butt! Am I right? Is this Adeline really your best friend?" Xia suddenly shouted in dissatisfaction: "It's so unfair! You are such an ugly monster that you have a woman! My uncle, Xia Ya, was born so heroic and extraordinary, and now he is still a virgin!"
Poor bastard... It should be Adeline, when she heard the word "virgin", the blush that had faded on her face suddenly returned.
However, Xia Ya came over with an evil smile and touched her with his arm: "Hey, tell me, are you a virgin? I guess you must not be! Humph, you cry so affectionately in your dreams! Hey, are you a virgin?"
Adeline was so entangled by him that she glared at him angrily, and said angrily, "No!!"
"Really?" Xia Ya widened her eyes with envy on her face.
The poor bastard almost vomited blood...
Poor turtle! Stupid turtle! Of course they are not virgins! People are virgins, right
"Okay, stop asking!"
The poor bastard couldn't take it anymore.
After setting out on the road in the morning, along the way, this Xia seemed to scratch her ears and cheeks like a monkey, always approaching her with a sneaky look on her face, jokingly asking questions, and finally discussing matters of men and women with her cheeky.
"Hey, poor bastard, what's the matter with men and women?" Xia Ya's expectant expression made the poor bastard angry and funny.
"Okay!" The poor bastard (Adeline) sighed and thought for a moment: "You're mistaken, I had a dream last night about my sister, Adeline is a distant cousin of mine. That's all. , it's not mine... my... good friends."
When she said this, Xi Ya was suddenly disappointed, but he soon regained balance in his heart, and laughed: "That's right! Poor bastard, you are so ugly, I don't think any girl will fall in love with you! Haha, but it doesn't matter, the old guy taught me that the most important thing for a man is to have ability, and looks are born, although you are a little skilled now, but you can practice slowly."
But after a while, Xia Ya couldn't help but become curious again: "That cousin of yours... Well, it's that Adeline, isn't she pretty? Hey, by the way, we've been together for a few days, I've helped you too. As for the grace, you can see that my uncle Xia’s talents and martial arts are all first-class, otherwise…”
Having said that, Xia Ya carefully looked at the poor worm's eyes, but shook his head and sighed: "Uh... Forget it, looking at your appearance, I'm afraid your cousin will not look very good either. Alas, what do I say? , Adeline, that's a really ugly name."
The poor bastard quit!
"What nonsense are you talking about! Adeline is an ancient Byzantine noble language! It means noble and beautiful! Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand it!!"
So annoying!
Although he is obviously beautiful and moving, it is enough to be aggrieved by this guy as ugly! Now even his own name has been belittled by him! !
…
Uh, but with the interruption of this turtle, the haze that was originally pressing on the poor worm's heart has dissipated a lot.
And this day's walking was very smooth, and there was no danger. The "those people" that the poor worm had been worried about meeting did not appear.
Only in the evening, they still encountered a problem.
Food is gone.
The food that Xi Ya originally carried was some wolf meat from the bloodthirsty mad wolf that he had killed before. But because of the rush, he couldn't carry the whole wolf on his back, he just cut a few large pieces of meat and put them in the bag, enough for two people to eat for a few days.
But now... There are more than a dozen goblins in the team, so this amount of food is really not enough.
Xia Ya is not kind, but he doesn't let these goblins get enough, they really don't have the strength to hurry. By the afternoon, some of the goblins could no longer move, and it was useless to let Mr. Wang swear and yell—in fact, Mr. Wang himself was so hungry that his eyes dazzled.
"Looks like I have to get some food. Let's find a way to get some prey." Xia Ya's eyes were aimed at Mr. Wang Fei's group of goblins. With such eyes, the poor worm couldn't help but feel sorry for these poor people. The goblin prayed... This turtle looks vulgar, but it is evil and despicable enough to be in fact. With his idea, these goblins are afraid that they will have nothing to do.
really…
Char's method is: hunting!
Although this is a wilderness, it is not without food in the wilderness!
He first kicked out a goblin warrior, and ignoring the screaming of the other party, he took the axe and made a few shallow cuts on the arm and thigh of the unlucky guy.
Immediately, blood flowed out, and the goblin cried out in fright when he saw the blood on his body.
"What the fuss! If you hit the prey, you can get an extra piece of meat!" Xi Ya slapped the goblin's teeth in half with a slap.
Then he took out the rope, trapped the guy's legs and threw it in the open space, pulled the long rope by himself, and retreated with the other group dozens of meters away... Hiding behind a large rock.
The poor goblin screamed with blood and screams that could be heard far away.
The other goblins showed no mercy, hiding behind rocks and watching happily, and sure enough... goblins are happy when they see their companions unlucky.
After a full meal, the goblin who was a child gradually lost the strength to shout, but he didn't even see a single wolf feather around him.
"Blessed by the gods, I hope the smell of its blood can attract a few wolves." Xiaya prayed devoutly.
"You bastard, the gods won't bless such cruel and absurd things!" The poor bastard couldn't stand the cruelty of this soil.
Xia glared at the poor man and said coldly, "You'd better pray, because if this goblin can't attract wolves, maybe it's because the wolf hates the goblin's blood too smelly... In that case, I'll have to... "
As he said that, his eyes swept across the poor worm, and the poor worm was so frightened that his face turned white.
"You, if you dare to throw me out as a bait, I will fight with you!" The poor worm screamed in despair and kept backing away.
"..." Xia Ya glanced at her, and suddenly became happy: "Don't worry, you are the one I kept to prepare to deal with the dragon, so I won't use it now."
After a pause, Char's tone became helpless: "I mean, if we can't attract prey... Then we can't starve to death. If we can't beat the wolf... Then we have to bake this goblin at night. It's gone. Hey, you must have never eaten roasted goblin meat, and neither have I. Hehe!"
Saying that, Xiaya looked at the poor bastard maliciously.
"… "
The poor bastard was frightened! Her face changed greatly, her hands and feet were sore, she vomited when she bent down, and she vomited even more cheerfully when she remembered the scene of the group of goblins bathing in the river in the morning and the sewage was flowing.
"Haha!" Xia Ya laughed twice, lifted her up, and looked at her disdainfully: "Do you really believe it? Hey, do you dare to eat goblin meat? I don't dare!"
He helped the poor worm to sit on the ground, and was about to say something, when suddenly, Xiaya's face changed suddenly!
He immediately fell to the ground, pressed his ears to the ground, squinted and listened for a while, when he raised his head, his face was unprecedentedly solemn, he quickly lifted the battle axe in his hand, and held a shield in one hand!
"There are hooves, two directions, and a lot! It could be those guys!!"
After Xia Ya's voice finished speaking, the poor man's face was as pale as paper, and his lips were trembling with fright.