Magic Cannon!
This is a magic cannon!
This is clearly a fucking magic gun! !
In the valley full of ancient goblin corpses, when he was in Damandras' lair, Char had already seen the amazing weapons made by this ancient goblin. Especially when dealing with Damandras, Ada actually launched a magic cannon from the goblin's warehouse and fired a shot at Damandras.
At that time, with the strength of Damandras's powerhouse level, his body was crippled by a single shot... No matter how powerful this flamingo is, it can't compare to the powerhouse level Damandras.
But the problem is...
How can this guy Dotolo have such a big killer in his hand? More importantly, how did the huge magic cannon get a miniature version, reduced to the size of a hand-held short crossbow, and still turned into a magic ring and put it on Dodoro's middle finger? Uh... that coquettish middle finger!
In the next moment, Xia Yagen quickly found the answer for himself.
Still need to ask? Of course Merlin did it!
In today's world, there is only Merlin who can have super magical attainments, copy this powerful weapon of the ancient goblin, and shrink and miniaturize it... What's more, Merlin got such an abandoned magic gun in her hands. Thinking about these days, she stayed in the old forest in the deep mountains. It seems that she didn't waste her time in vain, but really did some research.
In any case, the power of this cannon is truly shocking. The amazingly fierce flamingo, the legendary high-level magical beast that can compete with dragons, was instantly killed by the little bastard Dodo Luo with his middle finger. !
The Mr. Tao knelt on the ground and spewed blood, with a look of tears on his face.
Understandably, as a senior member of the mysterious elf clan, the flamingo that Mr. Tao controls is not his personal property, but a powerful beast domesticated in the clan, and it is also an important part of the clan. Combat power, with his lofty identity and the importance of this trip, can bring this flamingo out for use.
But as a result, someone gave the middle finger, and he became a scum! The most... The thing that annoys Mr. Tao the most is that he still can't figure out how the other party did it!
The strength of this flamingo is definitely comparable to that of a high-level magician!
Coming out this time is a serious injury, and I lost my old money! The guardian warrior of the tribe who was loyal to himself, three died! The flamingo, the guardian beast of the tribe, was directly smashed into scum, his wand was also destroyed, and he was beaten to the point of vomiting blood!
It's also very reasonable for Mr. Tao to be depressed.
This time, when he came out, he himself is a top elf mage, or a rare kind of double cultivation of magic and martial arts. It is equivalent to the combination of a human ninth-level magician and a high-level warrior, and the three elf warriors under his command also have eighth-level or ninth-level strength. In addition to a flamingo, it is definitely comparable to the strength of a ninth-level mage!
With such a combination, as long as you don't encounter a perverted character at the power level, it is enough to walk sideways on the entire continent.
Mr. Tao was heartbroken with grief and anger, but when he saw the boy with the fire fork on the opposite side, he looked at him again.
After all, he is also a wise man among the elves. Mr. Tao immediately made a decision when he was mad: run! !
He immediately flew up and jumped up, ignoring the blood on the corner of his mouth, and quickly rushed out into the distance in a flash.
Xiaya originally watched Dodolo fall, and was surprised and worried in his heart, but watching Dodolo's mouth wide open, although his eyes were a little dull, but his breath was clearly intact, and he immediately understood - this guy was probably frightening himself to the ground. down.
But I saw that guy named Mr. Tao was about to run away.
At this time, Xiaya didn't care about asking Dotolo any questions - the opportunity to beat the underdog was not always present. What's more, at this moment, he has the upper hand. That Mr. Tao has been seriously injured and vomited blood, his wand has been destroyed, and he has no weapons. How could he run away with such a good opportunity
Xia Ya grabbed the fire fork, shouted, and ran after him all the way...
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Poor Dodolo was lying there—Char's guess was right at all, but the magician really wasn't hurt, he just frightened himself to the ground!
Before he came, Merlin put a black iron ring on Dodoro's middle finger and told him: Use this ring when you are in danger. As for how powerful this ring is... Merlin thought about it at the time, and then said very tactfully: Even if you encounter a dragon, it is enough to beat it down.
However, Merlin didn't forget to keep an eye on how to use Dotolo. In fact, it's very simple... Merlin is indeed an extraordinary magic wizard. After her meticulous improvement, the copycat version of the magic gun has reached the level of the goblin in ancient times in terms of power. , this cannot be verified for the time being.
But at least, in terms of portability, it is obviously much more convenient than those cumbersome turrets made by goblins.
However, it cannot be said that the ancient goblins are useless, it is because Merlin has a very special "tool" in his hand.
Poor Damandras, once again used as a "battery" by Merlin.
"I left a magic spell on it. When you use it, remember to hold the crystal ball and the clear frog inside in one hand, and point the middle finger of the other hand to the enemy, and just recite the spell I told you in your heart. "
Obviously... Damandras's role here is to provide energy for this miniature version of the magic cannon. When the ancient goblin's magic cannon is fired, it consumes a lot of materials such as magic crystals.
It can't be said that Merlin's craftsmanship surpasses that of the ancient goblins. It is because, even the ancient goblins, absolutely do not have the advantage that Merlin has now: using a living expert as a battery. .
However, Dodoro didn't know how powerful this "secret weapon" was in his hand.
Because of such an important thing, it was extremely difficult for Merlin to make one. During the manufacturing process, due to repeated experiments, almost two-thirds of the materials for the ancient goblin magic guns in stock had been consumed.
Because this thing is too precious and important, and when he was leaving in a hurry, Merlin didn't let Dodo Luo try to fire a shot to practice his skills...
But Merlin only made one request to Dotolo: "My adopted son seems to be in danger, as for you, my humble little servant, it's time for you to be loyal to me, take the secret weapon I gave you , go guard your little master. If after you reach, he suffers any harm under your nose, hum..."
That last sentence is what makes Dodoro change color.
Although Merlin didn't say what to do with himself, those two soft "hums", coming from the mouth of a terrifying person like Merlin, were enough to make the poor magician pee.
He can completely imagine how terrifying the end will be if he fails to complete the task! Compared with this, I am afraid that the endings like "Do you like frogs" are considered benign.
Just because of Merlin's last threat, Dodo Luo just made the most heroic move since his debut when Charya faced the flamingo's crazy counterattack - he actually bravely stopped in front of Charya! Then I took the weapon that Merlin gave me, I haven't tried it yet, and I didn't know the power of the weapon against that powerful beast...
Because in Dodoro's heart it is very clear: instead of failing the mission and going back to be tortured by Merlin, it is better to just fight. Even if you die here, it is countless times better than being punished by Merlin!
Good thing…
Fortunately, my great Lord Dodo Luo actually won the bet? ? ?
Todoro, who was lying on the ground, finally recovered from the shock. He coughed twice, put down the hand with the middle finger, and propped his upper body to sit up reluctantly.
Wet under the crotch... Uh, Dodoro immediately realized ashamed that it was the moment he faced the flamingo swooping just now, and he was so scared that he pissed his pants.
Fortunately, the robes are very thick, and... there seems to be no one around here to see...
The magician got up tremblingly, looked around carefully, quickly lifted up his robe, and untied his belt... He quickly changed his pants.
Just as Dodoro took off his trousers, revealing a bare butt, an embarrassed cough came from behind him.
The magician turned his head suddenly, and saw a young man with an embarrassed expression and dumbfounded expression. This young man was dressed like an ordinary farmer, with a gray face and a few straws and a little dust on his head. The short bow woven by Zhang Caoweng was standing seven or eight meters behind him at a loss. That face was neither smiling nor not smiling. He stared at himself with his mouth open... bare butt!
Looking at this guy's expression, it seems that he is about to say hello, but he didn't expect to see his bare buttocks...
The two guys stared at each other for a while, and finally, the young farmer grinned and squeezed out a smile that was even uglier than crying: "That... hello."
After a pause, Irent seemed to think that this greeting was not enough to express his friendliness, and added embarrassingly: "Well, your skin is quite fair..."
Dodoro: "..."
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Illent felt really unlucky.
It was hard to keep up with the county governor general, and I thought it would be developed since then.
But it ended up being at the bottom of the cart-drawing animals—that’s all. Irent understands a truth very well, it is obvious that the county governor is in trouble. If you can share the trouble with the county governor when he is in trouble, then as long as you return to Denzel City, are you afraid that there will be no chance for development
Isn't it all written like this in those legends: a small person meets a big person who is in an accident, and after a common misfortune, he gains the trust and friendship of the other party, and from then on...
But the problem is, it's just a matter of being in trouble, and it's still being chased and killed! !
It's enough to chase and kill, it's still a magician and a big bird full of flames!
Irent felt really unlucky.
Well... that's fine.
After all, the county general, Mr. Xia Ya, seems to have some skills.
At the beginning of the fierce battle just now, Illent rolled into the grass next to him and did not crawl out again—for a battle of this level, even a little farmer of his could not get involved. Poor Irent just hid in the grass and shivered, reciting the name of the god hundreds of times.
Fortunately, in order to cover his trophy car and Hastings in the car, Xia led Mr. Peach to fight farther and farther, and gradually got out of the scope of the battle, and Irent was not affected by the war.
Afterwards, Irent hid in the grass to peek at the battle in the distance, and it was an eye-opener!
Char's bravery, flamingo's ferocity, Mr. Peach's magic—that's all.
What surprised Ilent the most was Dodoro's appearance!
Look, sitting on a colorful flying carpet and stepping on colorful clouds to play, as soon as he appeared on the stage, he was on a par with the big bird covered in flames (actually, Dotolo was chased by flamingos all over the sky), and then Dotolo bravely stopped in front of the big bird, and when he raised his hand, he saw the black light rising into the sky, and the big bird suddenly disappeared...
Magic! This is a real magician! A real great magician! ! !
Almost all of the limelight of this battle was robbed by Duo Duo Luo alone, and even Xia Ya was bleak in comparison.
Irent even more determined that the guy who sat on the flying carpet and wiped out the big flame bird with his hand raised must be a great man, a great magician who thought he was a supernatural being!
And then... Irent, whose mind was tainted by legends, immediately felt that his chance had come!
Going out to meet a noble person, and encountering such a great magician... This is simply the legendary history of the development of standard small people! As said in countless legends: a certain year, a certain month, a certain day, the great Lord Ylent finally met the first respected mentor in his life, and he embarked on the road of glory magic... um , By the way, at the end I have to add a sentence such as the rolling wheels of history.
Oh! ! This is simply so exciting! !
Thinking of this, Irent was already boiling with blood all over his body, he got out of the grass at one end, and Sa Yazi strode towards Dotolo.
While running towards his dream, Irent was already spinning fast in his heart, trying to come up with the most extraordinary opening remarks!
When encountering such a master, it is best to take him as a teacher and learn a powerful magic from then on...
As long as you show 12 points of sincerity, 12 points of enthusiasm, and 12 points of loyalty, you will naturally be able to impress the masters.
Well, in general, what do those stories say
Uh…
He went up and hugged each other's thighs, knocked his head on the ground desperately, and shouted "hero..."
Hmm... it seems a little too hot.
Uh…
Otherwise... go up and hold the other party, put out a row of books and say, "I see that you are a genius of magic without a single skeleton... The important task of maintaining the world and quality will be handed over to you..."
Uh, no, no, it's the other way around.
Otherwise, hold him in the past and stare at him: "I will never let you down in my lifetime..."
It doesn't seem right...
Irent's mind was in a mess, but he didn't delay his feet. He ran over in one breath. The running speed was three points faster than when he was chased by the village chief's dog in the village.
But bad luck is bad luck, ran over, and sooner or later, the "big hero", "great magician" and "peerless master" in Ilent's heart actually made a move that made Irent stunned.
This guy actually turned around, undid his belt, took off his pants, and turned his white ass to himself...
This... that... Although I heard from the legends and stories, there are some strange people who like to play the world and act freely and freely...
But, but...
But I haven't heard of any expert who would take off their pants and show their buttocks in broad daylight, right? !
Ilent immediately realized something even more dangerous:
This expert was taking off his pants, and he was accidentally seen by himself, and he saw other people's buttocks by himself.
What if... What if the other party becomes angry and wants to kill himself to silence him
The poor young farmer was stunned...
"Well, your skin is quite fair..."
Ilent was mad in his heart, and after holding it for a long time, he said such a sentence that he should not have said. He wished he could give himself a big mouth on the spot - white skin? Isn't that a clear reminder to the other party that I can see your ass clearly? !
Just as Irent was trembling in his heart, he almost closed his eyes and waited to die, guessing that if he angered this master, the other party would kill him like this...
Dodoro finally opened his mouth with a shy smile.
The magician's face was already blushing - no matter who it was, he was seen taking off his pants in broad daylight, and it was because he peed his pants... You'd be blushing too, right
White skin
Dodo Luo laughed more ugly than crying, and grinned likewise: "Uh, that, thank you, thank you for the compliment."
He had already pulled up his trousers quickly, but the belts were scattered aside.
(Thank you?)
Irent's eyes widened, this master was not angry
He walked over full of doubts: "That, dare to ask your Excellency..."
Duoduo also looked at the boy who came over: "I dare to ask you who..."
"I'm the newly-acquired squire of General Char Ya." Illende obviously lied about his identity. In fact, he was at most a refugee taken in by Char Ya. To follow Yunyun is nothing but self-promotion.
"Oh? I'm the squire of General Char's predecessor." Dodoro blushed.
Holding the belt in one hand, he freed up one hand, and shook hands with Illent embarrassedly. After retracting his hand, the two guys looked at each other a few times and both laughed at the same time.
(Damn, it turned out to be just a squire.)
(Hmph, just a former squire...)
But after the two guys glared at each other for a few times, they smiled kindly at the same time.
"I think Your Excellency is a majestic figure. I must be a brave warrior. Your Excellency accepts a fierce general like you, with excellent eyes!"
"I think your appearance is very different from ordinary people. There must be something special about you. You are my predecessor, and I will learn from you in the future!"
After the two guys pondered for a while, they spoke almost at the same time, and a large section of flattering horses poured out like a tide.
The two spoke at the same time, and after hearing each other's words clearly, they both froze and shut up at the same time, and then everyone laughed again.
"I am over-flattered!"
"How dare you dare!"
The two looked at each other while laughing, and the smiles at this time were naturally much more cordial, and the meaning in that smile was obvious: it turns out that you are not a good person.
After the two guys who were quite wretched, they exchanged a few words, but they became more and more affectionate and speculative. I just felt that the person in front of him was not pleasing to the eye, and he was quite a hero.
While holding hands and chatting enthusiastically, in the distance, Xia Ya had already strode back.
Xia Ya had a bad look on his face, ran close, and looked at the two guys who were holding hands and talking affectionately, the turtle was stunned for a while, then frowned and said, "Damn, that old elf ran so fast, I can't see it. After catching up, he suddenly turned into a cloud of smoke and ran away."
At this time, Xia Ya took a few breaths before looking at Dodo Luo: "Hey, why did you suddenly appear? Did Merlin send you here?"
Dotolo looked at Xia Ya, his eyes widened, and tears suddenly appeared in those eyes, and then he threw himself on his knees in front of Xia Ya, opened his arms and hugged Xia Ya's thighs, crying loudly. stand up.
"Wow!! Master!! Master!! I miss you so much!! I miss you every day, day and night, I never thought I'd be able to see you alive one day!!!"
Said, snot and tears.
Xia frowned, pinched Dodo Luo's neck and threw him away: "How many times have I told you—no snot on my body."
After finishing speaking, Xia Ya looked at Dodolo's miserable face, and suddenly became happy: "I understand, you have suffered enough by Merlin's side, and now you regret it and want to follow me again, don't you?"
In one sentence, Dodoro's tears suddenly flowed out.
"Mr. Merlin... Really, really... I really can't wait for you!!" Dodoro burst into tears, his voice was so sad and real, it made one cry, and his voice was mournful and miserable: "Master, if you don't agree, then I'm afraid it won't pass two... Ah no, in half a month at most, I will become a ghost... It doesn't matter if I die, it's just that I am grateful for the kindness of the master to me, and I can't bear you, master!!"
Xia Ya sneered: "Hmph, didn't you cry and refuse to go with me at the beginning, did you have to stay by Merlin's side?"
"Me!" Duoduo wiped away his tears with a look of grief and anger, and slapped his two big mouths fiercely: "I was blind and took crazy medicine!! I, I, I finally know Merlin now. Why don't you have an apprentice anymore... She actually had apprentices before, but she played them all to death... "
Saying that, he moved forward on the ground with his knees, and nodded again and again in front of Xiaya: "Master, please accept me, don't let me go back... woo woo woo woo woo... "