Based on what Xia Ya knows about this mad woman, if he dares to shake his head or say "no" in his mouth, consider this woman's previous series of behaviors and behaviors - raise your hand and change yourself. Turn it into something like a frog or an earthworm, and then let that damandras out to avenge himself.
... That poor big snake naturally only had to be abused in the face of Merlin, but if he came to find his own PK, he would be the one who would suffer most of the abuse.
The point is, to the extent of this woman's madness - can you guarantee she can't do it? !
The poor turtle blushed, rubbed his hands anxiously, and his eyes were dull: "Well, I just came back today, and I haven't even brushed my teeth, and you suddenly told me about getting married. That... me, I'm really not prepared, this... "
Merlin curled his lips and stared at Xia Ya viciously: "What preparations do you need for marriage, if you like her, go ahead and organize a ceremony, and then my old man will decide for you as an elder, complete the etiquette, and throw the two of you directly into the room. , isn't it over?"
Xia Ya felt a chill in her heart, and couldn't help but imagine a scene in her mind where she was tied into a mummy by Merlin and thrown into the new house...
"That... I am a high-ranking official of the empire, and one of the most important ministers. After all, I am also a county governor, or a baron. Marriage is not a joke, otherwise, it will not be good-looking and look too shabby, right? "Char stammered desperately to find excuses and reasons for himself.
When Merlin heard this, he nodded slightly and pondered for a while: "Although your words are evasive, they also make some sense... Your nonsense official position doesn't seem like much to my old man. But what's the point, You are the adopted son of my Merlin. My Merlin's son gets married, so how can we just hold a wedding? Besides, this little girl has the blood of the Hannigan family on her body. If it spreads out, my Merlin's son and Han The girl of the Negan family got married, and didn't even make a move, and held the wedding secretly, wouldn't that make people laugh?!"
Merlin took a few steps back and forth with his hands behind his back, and finally waved his sleeves: "That's it! We can prepare for the wedding, just set it up... A month later! My Merlin's son is getting married, hum, those old men in the world today. Guys, you have to sell me a little face, and you have to have some people to congratulate in person. If these guys come, they will always be embarrassed to empty their hands. Moreover, many of these guys live in remote and secret places. It will always take some time to pass the news and wait for them to arrive, um... This month, you have to make good preparations. Fortunately, you also have an official position, although it is a little small, It's not a problem to mobilize people."
a month? !
Xia Ya only felt bitterness in her mouth, she scratched her ears and scratched her cheeks to shirk, and only gave herself time to rush
"Since you have to prepare, then prepare well. You are my son, but you can't lose the face of my old man... Well, I remember that when King Landis got married, he built a stage outside the palace. It's four meters high and twenty meters wide... You, so-so, can't be worse than King Landis' pomp."
Char's eyes darkened - couldn't it be worse than King Landis's pomp? He is just a small county governor, and he is still too far away from the head of state, one of the three great powers, right
Merlin knew what this guy was thinking when he saw Xiaya's expression, and sneered disdainfully: "What are you afraid of! You are my son, my son of Merlin, even if King Landis is standing in front of you, you are qualified to be equal to him. line up."
As she said that, she modeled her hair: "The stage for the ceremony, four meters high and twenty meters wide is enough, and flowers... Send someone to buy them, all kinds of roses and flowers, um, and Lily, my old man's favorite lily..."
After a pause, Merlin suddenly sighed softly: "And... Tulip Flower, that old bastard is my favorite. Hey, speaking of it, you are his son, then you have another identity, which is Tulip... "
Merlin smiled faintly, but the next sentence made Xia almost collapse.
"You don't need too many of these flowers, eight thousand of each kind is enough..."
Eight thousand each? "That's enough"? ! If you get tens of thousands of flowers, even if it is used as feed for horses, it will be enough for a month, right
Xia Ya couldn't even sigh, and he stammered: "That... foster mother, I have to remind you that your son, I am just a small county governor, but I don't have that much money... "
"Money? Since you are the county governor, don't you have any money in the warehouse?" Merlin's answer made Xi Ya almost cry.
warehouse? God damn warehouse!
Where's the money in Moor? Up to now, weapons and other items can still be used in stock, but the funds are almost all supported by the batch of gold that he got from the Zaku natives.
Speaking of which, when others become officials, they are all corrupt, but when I become this official, I use my own private money to support the country and the army...
"... It's not just about money." Xia Ya blushed and reminded cautiously: "It's not normal now, it's war time, we are making such a fuss here, in case Odin and the rebels come and kill them. …”
Merlin suddenly stared: "Who dares!!"
She, a strong man, was furious, and a monstrous aura suddenly poured out from her whole body. The strong aura suddenly suppressed Xia Ya's breath, and Adeline next to her was so scared that her face paled and she breathed. difficulty.
Merlin flicked his sleeves and sneered proudly: "Odin dare to come to disrupt my son's wedding, I think which guy has a long life? Annoyed me, I went directly to Odin and set fire to that guy Hannigan. The imperial city!"
As he said that, Merlin looked at Xia Ya, and his tone was quite ashes: "Don't worry, if there is something that doesn't have eyes to make trouble, even if there are thousands of troops, my old man will help you."
All right! Xia Ya could only shut his mouth and murmured in his heart: You are a strong man, you are naturally not afraid of the Odins, you even dare to challenge the Emperor Odin, who would dare to provoke you...
What more Xiaya wanted to say, Merlin had already glared and shouted: "Do you want to refuse marriage if you keep making excuses? Do you want to be the kind of unscrupulous bastard who always gives up!"
With that said, sparks appeared in Merlin's eyes, and Xia hurriedly shrank his head, but he was already vomiting blood in his heart.
At this moment, Adeline next to her suddenly said timidly: "That... Mrs. Mother... I, I have something to say... "
Merlin looked at Adeline, and immediately became amiable, and said softly, "Just say what you want, my old man will make the decision for you... Well, don't be afraid of this bastard, if he bullies you, I will teach you two. Magical Forbidden Spell…”
Xia's face turned pale...
Adeline also had a strange expression on her face, her eyes were frightened, she shrank back slightly, bit her lip, and finally raised her eyelids, looked at Merlin, and said softly: "Your kindness wants to decide for me, I am naturally grateful. However, Xiaya has so many big things to do now. I am afraid that he may not be happy in letting him marry me at this time. I like him in my heart, and I just want him to be open and happy. Look at him in a difficult situation, or do something that he doesn't like. And... If I force him to marry me now, I'm afraid he will also have a grudge in his heart... "
Merlin said, "Don't be afraid! As I said, he doesn't dare to bully you."
"No no no." Adeline hurriedly said: "I, I'm not afraid of being bullied by him, it's just that I don't want to force him to do things he doesn't like, and besides, he still has so many big things to do now, it's not good Distracted. Besides, besides…”
Adeline gritted her teeth—in fact, marrying Xi Ya, the poor worm was naturally willing to do everything in her heart. She had already committed herself to Xi Ya, and she had already made up her mind to follow this man. But the problem is that although she is willing, she knows that Xia Ya is not willing to, and the relationship between the two is still a little awkward. If at this time, let the elders force Xia Ya to marry him, even if it succeeds, only I'm afraid that Xia Ya may not really like her in her heart.
Therefore, I can only bite the bullet and go against my original intention to find an excuse to refuse.
"... Besides, since you can see my origin, then... my marriage must be approved by my family. I..." Adeline thought about it and said, "This matter, it's still... "
Merlin looked at this little girl with a struggling look on her face. She clearly loved Xia Ya in her eyes, but she refused to marry him. With Merlin's cleverness, how could she not see this little girl's mind
Although she met Adeline for the first time, she couldn't really say how much she liked this little girl, but because of her own personal experience in the past, she felt a sadness in her heart, and she hated Xia Ya's "conceit" even more. , In fact, the grievances accumulated for decades by their own experiences were vented on this pair of little men and women. I always want to try my best to match the two, as if I can faintly find some regrets of my past.
Merlin interrupted Adeline's words and shouted directly: "Why are you so wordy! I only need a word from you, do you like this bastard?"
"..." Adeline blushed and glanced at Xia Ya, only to find that Xia Ya was also staring at herself, she nodded slightly in her heart.
"Okay! So do you want to marry this little bastard in your heart?" Merlin asked, and then added: "You have a good answer! If you say no, then I will let him marry someone else! At this time, there is no such opportunity!"
Adeline was helpless, and finally nodded again with difficulty.
"That's it! You like him and you are willing to marry him, so what's the hesitation!"
Merlin waved his hand: "Where's Dodo? Die for me!"
Duoduo was already stunned when he stood on the side. He just felt that the arrogance and unreasonableness of this Merlin-sama was simply a wonder in the world. Thinking about it again, the arrogant and shameless appearance of our Lord Charya... It seems that it really should be There is an old saying: If you are not a family, you do not enter a family.
The magician was sighing when he suddenly heard Merlin calling him, so he quickly calmed his mind and responded, and walked over to Merlin with a flattering smile: "Great Lord Merlin, you..."
"Okay, there's no need to pat the ass." Merlin thought for a while: "I'm going to make something to use as fireworks at the wedding tomorrow. You can prepare it with me these days."
Duoduo complained in his heart, but he could only respond with a happy expression on his face, and then Merlin asked Duoduo to write down a list, which listed more than ten kinds of medicinal materials and various mineral materials such as saltpeter. Let Dodoro go shopping around the city immediately.
After doing this, Merlin waved his hand: "Okay! Let's go back and rest! This marriage, my old man will definitely handle it for you!"
With that said, Merlin took Adeline and walked into the room, leaving Xi Ya standing there, neither crying nor laughing.
This... This crazy woman asked the poor bastard if he liked me or not, if he wanted to marry me.
But... From the beginning to the end, she never asked me if I liked the poor guy or not, did she want to marry the poor guy
I was feeling melancholy in my heart, but before I saw the poor worm follow Merlin into the room, he quietly turned his head and made a deeply apologetic expression to himself.
Xia Ya sighed and waved at her, indicating that he was not angry with her.
Then he froze in the yard for a while before stomping around and running out.
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Dax was resting in the meeting house, holding a plate of roasted horse meat and swallowing big chunks, watching Xia rush in in a hurry, he smiled and said, "What's wrong with you? It's like being chased by a dog. "
Xiaya sat down in front of Dax, and immediately said, "I'm in a big trouble, you are very smart, help me come up with an idea!"
"Oh?" Dax smiled and didn't care.
Xia Ya quickly recounted what happened to him just now: "... In short, I don't want to get married, but now I'm forced to do nothing... "
Dax listened, and first smiled: "You want to marry a long-legged chick, that's great, such a beautiful chick belongs to you, you should be snickering..." But then he frowned again: "You said That elder, are you afraid of her? Why don't you dare to refuse? What kind of person is your adoptive mother who makes you so afraid of it?"
Xia swallowed her spit: "She... is Merlin."
"… "
One minute…
two minutes...
three minutes…
Dax finally took a deep breath: "Which Merlin?"
"It's 'that' Merlin!" Xia said angrily.
The expression on Dax's face immediately became extremely exciting, he jumped up, pointed at Xi Ya's nose and shouted: "That Merlin! You mean that Merlin?! That one person blocked a fleet, one person alone Merlin, who picked the entire Byzantine School of Magic, broke into the Odin Imperial City alone and fought against the God-Emperor, and then retreated completely?! She, she is actually your adoptive mother?!"
Seeing Xi Ya nodding heavily, Dax took a deep breath, stared at Xi Ya in surprise for a long time, and finally sat down again, spreading his hands: "I have nothing to teach you, send you A suggestion, either you get married obediently, hold your nose and be the bridegroom, or... you should pack up and leave here, go far away, as far as possible, and then pray every day from now on not to be overtaken by that strong man find you."
"You... you have nothing to do?"
"No." Dax answered very succinctly, with a funny look on his face: "Don't you know what kind of role your adoptive mother is? In today's world, the one who can hold her head firmly , but there are only two people, one is the God Emperor Odin, and the other is a strong man who guards the holy city of Babylon. Unfortunately, those two strong men have nothing to do with you, other than that, I am afraid No one else can beat Merlin... As for reasoning with her... When have you ever heard that Merlin reasoned with people?"
Xia: "…"
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But he said that Dodoro took the list opened by Merlin, ran outside, and ran to the door, only to see Miss Nene sitting on the steps of the gate with a dazed expression, obviously not yet calmed down.
Dodo Luo kindly walked over and patted Miss Nene on the shoulder - he knew about the tangled things that Nene and Merlin had only seen, and also knew Nene's fear and resentment towards Merlin - of course he was afraid To account for more than 90%.
"Okay, under the cabinet, although Lord Merlin is a little unreasonable, fortunately she is a relative of our Lord. Since she is here, there will always be a chance in the future to find a suitable time, take advantage of her happiness, and watch Let's see if I can ask her to help you get rid of such a curse..."
Nei Nei faintly came back to her senses, looked at Dotara, and was a little scared: "She, is she inside?"
"Yeah." Dotolo said with a wry smile, "Actually, our lord has more headaches than you. Do you know? As soon as Mr. Merlin came, he forced us, Mr. Xia, to get married immediately, and asked him to marry Her Royal Highness Princess Adeline..."
Having just said this, Dodo Luo immediately closed his mouth, realizing that he was talking big again, and quickly looked at Nene with some regret.
Sure enough, Nei's body was shocked, and she immediately stared at Dodo Luo with wide eyes: "Jie, get married?!"
marry? Or what kind of Her Royal Highness? What kind of princess is that girl? !
He... He's actually going to marry someone else? !
Nene suddenly turned pale, stood up from the ground, and without saying a word, staggered and walked out of the gate, and Dodoro shouted a few times from behind, but she didn't hear it at all, and quickly walked out of the street. away.
With a look of regret on his face, Dodoro stomped his feet again and again, wishing he could slap himself a few times.
Just when he regretted it, he saw Nene actually turned around and strode back, and quickly came to Dodo Luo, Nene gritted his teeth fiercely, staring at Dodo Luo: "You... you help me tell you The adults said a word, said, said... Subordinate Nei Nei, congratulations on his wedding!"
After speaking, Nene turned around and strode away.
(Char! I thought you would be different from others in this world... )
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In the next few days, the entire garrison began to jump up and down. Dodoro got Merlin's order and asked for a warrant from Char, allowing him to deploy the manpower and material resources in the city to organize the wedding of Lord Charlei Ming.
Xia Ya himself pinched his nose and endured it, hiding in front of him every day, refusing to go to the backyard even if he was killed.
But he was willing to be an ostrich, and he was willing to put his head down and endure, but there were others who couldn't bear it.
Just when Xia Ya was sighing to the servant Yrent beside him, "I can't live this day", suddenly there were hurried footsteps outside, the door was pushed open, and Green was already rushing furiously. As soon as he entered, he slapped a badge on the table.
"Lord Char, my subordinate Green, I'm resigning from you! I can't do this city guard of Denzel City! Please ask for another wise man!"
Xia Ya opened his mouth, looked at the badge on the table, and said with a wry smile, "Old mad dog, what are you doing crazy with me?"
"I'm crazy?!" Green jumped up suddenly and roared at Xia Ya, "I think you're crazy!! The battle situation is so sinister, what kind of shit wedding are you planning to do!! Do you know what it is now? When are you going to marry a wife, I won't say anything, just do it! But what are you doing with those boring pomps! Xia, don't forget, you are far from being successful, you are still just In the midst of struggling! Did you get carried away with such a small county governor? You forgot about the dangers around you? You started doing such stupid and absurd things?!"
He spoke faster and faster, and Shimo Xingzi almost sprayed Xiaya's face: "Look at what you have been doing these days! You want to marry Princess Adeline, okay! Nene is so angry that she has been desperately out of town these days. Patrol, I haven't come back for three days! You are going to hold a wedding, and you have Todoro take your warrant, mobilize a thousand people in the city, and build a damn high platform!! You also let Dodoro take your warrant , ran to Kato where they mobilized 300 carts, and sent people to pick flowers on the surrounding mountains! Absurd! Nonsense!! Today, I actually let Dotolo get a warrant again, and went to the cavalry where they said they would mobilize 300 cavalry, when As a guard of honor at the time of marriage, you still need to train the queue?! Have you been run over by the wheel!! We are still fighting! You spend so much manpower and material resources, but only for your own selfishness, what kind of shit do you hold? wedding!!!"
Green was obviously angry, his face flushed red, and his expression was hideous.
Xia Ya was full of grievances, so she could only comfort Green with kind words: "Okay, my old mad dog, don't get angry, I also have difficulties..."
After a pause, Xia Ya sighed: "These, these are all forced by my mother."
Green was furious: "Your mother forced it??"
Xia Ya is aggrieved: "My mother forced it..."
Green roared: "Your mother forced it?! Your mother forced it!! Your mother forced it?!"
Xia Ya's face was heavy: "My mother forced it, my mother forced it, my mother forced it..."
Next to Irent: 囧.