"The World of Copper Coins" by Musuli
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In the 23rd year of the Tianxi Palace, it was rumored that the national teacher, whose hands and eyes were open to the sky, had suddenly suffered a catastrophe and had to retreat and cultivate, but the people secretly applauded. In the winter of the same year, a young monk was added to Ningyang County, Huizhou Prefecture.
The monk's name is Xuanci, but his memory is completely lost, but he has a little bit of air and water. On the first day he came to Ningyang, he rudely copied a haunted house, and by the way, Xue Xian, who was nested in the haunted house, was copied back.
Since then, in the first half of his life, Xue Xian, who "can stab the sky above and shake the ground below", has one more life pursuit—
How can we make this bald donkey kick his legs and close his eyes as soon as possible, "smiling Jiuquan".
Xue Xian: If you are unhappy, I will be happy; if you pass away, I will die of laughter.
Hyunmin:…
Gao Leng Banyu Gao Monk Attack (Fake) xzhà Bad-tempered (Silly)
Content tags: strong fantasy space ghosts and monsters happy friends
Protagonist: Xue Xian, Xuan Min ┃ Supporting roles: Jiang Shining, Lu Tianqi, Tong Deng ┃ Others: Ghostly Charm, Chaotang, the whole story is nonsense
Brief review of works
In the 23rd year of Tianxi, a dragon fell on the coast of Guangdong and was cramped alive. A few months later, it was rumored that the master of the state with his eyes and hands suddenly suffered a catastrophe and had to retreat and cultivate. In the winter of the same year, Xuan Mian, a young monk who had lost all his memory, was added to Ningyang County, Huizhou Prefecture. On the first day of his visit, he received a shackle in a haunted house. The shackle was named Xue Xian, which was temporarily attached to a piece of paper. On the little man, there is a semi-paralyzed person who cannot walk. One of them is cold and taciturn, the other is arrogant, the other is looking for people, and the other is looking for revenge. The author uses a humorous and humorous tone to vividly outline a story that coexists with joy and emotion. It is worth reading if you can laugh at leisure.
Volume 1 Quest
Chapter 1 Paper Man (1)
In the summer of the 23rd year of Tianxi, a dragon fell in Huameng County, Guangdong Province. It was tall and handsome, and it was several dozen feet long. Officials and people went to watch it, just as the rainstorm poured, the waves were surging, and the dragon entered the sea without a trace. —"Huameng County Chronicle"[1]
In the winter of the same year, Ningyang County, Huizhou Prefecture.
The bangzi of the fifth watch had just knocked, and the sky was still numb, and there were faint voices on Xingtang Street. The waiter of Jiuweiju carried a few large drawers of freshly steamed buns and set up a breakfast stall in front of the building.
The watchman trotted over, rubbing his neck and rubbing his hands, and bought three buns. He swallowed one in two mouthfuls, swallowing hard, while winking at the waiter at Jiuweiju, "Eh? Are you ready?"
"It's ready, here it is." The waiter patted the food box next to the cage drawer with a sad face.
The watchman said in surprise: "Is it really ready? What if he... that thing doesn't come today?"
The waiter silently gave a cold shock, and said dryly, "My mother and ancestor, please don't come."
This Jiuweiju is a well-known restaurant in Ningyang County. The chef is nicknamed "Liu Sanxiang". It is said that it can rely on three special dishes to go around the world, namely peach fat roasted pork, clay pot roasted chicken, and Crispy pear oxtail. The meat is streaky without skin, the chicken is a pheasant that is just fat and thin, and the raccoon must be a raccoon in the snow.
With these three dishes, Jiuweiju is full of customers every day, and the business is not worrying about it. But Liu Santang is a big one. He only serves ten servings a day, and he doesn't make one more pot, so he has to hurry up if he wants to eat.
However, if you order hard vegetables as early as five-o'clock, it's probably because your brain is a little sick.
This sick man has been here for two consecutive days.
On the first day, he reported the names of the three dishes in front of the waiter, and he never said a word. Really annoyed. In the cold winter, whenever he exhales and opens his mouth, there is a cloud of white fog, but his face is clear and there is no fog at all. On the second day, he asked more - the clay pot roast chicken was not allowed to be served in a clay pot, star anise and cumin were not allowed, and crisp pear oxtails were not allowed to put crisp pears...
This request does not seem to be a serious person to eat, but rather to smash a sign.
However, instead of forking out the suspected smashing guest, the waiter waited for two days tremblingly, and even prepared the food boxes in advance today.
He glanced at the sky, shivered his legs again, stretched his neck like a slender chicken and asked the watchman, "It's almost time, why don't you shake?"
"Why do people tremble every day and night?" The watchman lowered his voice and said, "Besides, this year is not very peaceful, and it is not uncommon to see any monsters. In June, people in Guangdong saw a real dragon. Did you say it? I was lying on the beach, I heard that my muscles and bones were pumped by someone!