"You find a shady place to stay, and I'll pick you up right away!"
Wu Qiqiong put down his cell phone, wiped his hands with a rag, and happily went to the back room to change clothes.
"Come?" Wu Ma asked after chasing her into the back room.
Wu Qiqiong was rolling down the vest that was stuck to his body with sweat with his thick rough hands, while looking at his mother with his big round winter eyes, with an uncontrollable smile on his face.
"coming."
Today is the first time Wu Qiqiong's girlfriend met his parents.
The scorching sun was in the sky, and Cicada was so tanned that he howled at the top of his throat. There was a large trash can not far from Wu Qiqiong's house. During this month, the rancid smell could waft into the kitchens of every household. Wu Qiqiong walked by the trash can, with an ice cream bag stuck to the sole of his foot, stomped the sole of his shoe on the ground, and then rubbed it vigorously, hundreds of flies scattered away.
Yue Yue was standing at the entrance of the alley with a look of anxiety and impatience.
Seeing Wu Qiqiong walking this way, Yue Yue felt tired for no reason. I don't know if I saw the layer of fat trembling on his stomach, or the two tufts of hair on the top of his head, or his face that was tired of the oily smoke...
"Let's go, the food is almost ready." Wu Qiqiong took Yue Yue's hand.
Yue Yue suddenly flung it away, her face was buried in the shade of a tree, her peach blossom eyes were cold.
"What's the matter? Are you still nervous?" Wu Qiqiong smiled warmly, "It's okay, my mother is a rural woman and won't make things difficult for you. My mother knows that you are very happy to come, and she has been looking forward to it for the first two days. Went out to buy groceries early in the morning."
"How about... Let's break up!" Yue Yue said.
Wu Qiqiong thought he had heard it wrong, so he stared straight at Yue Yue without saying a word for a long time.
Yue Yue said again: "It's really boring for the two of us to be like this."
"Why is it boring? I think it's quite exciting!"
Yue Yue smiled wryly, "That's you."
After finishing speaking, he turned his head to leave, but was grabbed by Wu Qiqiong.
"Yue Yue, we've been together for seven years, if we can't say we should split up, you should give me a reason anyway."
Yue Yue squinted at Wu Qiqiong, "Is the seven-year itch a reason?"
"We can scratch the itch!"
"Scratch your uncle!" Yue Yue broke out for no reason, and her pretty mouth was full of obscene words, "Tell you, don't give me a bad day, I'm not joking with you. From today onwards, we officially broke up, and we will be friends from now on .”
"Okay, how do you say the points are divided?" Wu Qiqiong was still trying his best to recover, "What do you think is wrong with me? I can change it."
Yue Yue rolled her eyes, "Nothing is good, let's reincarnate!"
Wu Qiqiong said stubbornly, "I don't believe it."
"You still don't believe it? Why don't you believe it?" Yue Yue's beautiful face flushed with anger, "I didn't say it to save you some face, but you still ask me for nothing, since you don't mind Feeling ashamed and panicking, let’s talk about it today.”
Wu Qiqiong seemed to be listening attentively and reforming his sins piously.
Yue Yue breathed a sigh of relief, pointed at Wu Qiqiong's double chin and said, "Tell me, how much weight have you gained since we were together? How skinny were you when you were a freshman! How smooth are you! Look at you now, every step is a pit, and I go shopping with you, just like leading a Tibetan mastiff."
Wu Qiqiong complained, "Didn't you say that men who are too thin have no sense of security?"
"Yes, I said it." Yue Yue slammed her bag, "But does Tenima feel safe now? It's so safe that I want to cry. Do you know? I've been dreaming, dreaming There is a mistress between us, every time I wake up with a smile."