Even though Chi Cheng was very well prepared and did a very considerate care of the aftermath, Wu Suowei's Xiao Ju and Xiao Xin still suffered heavy injuries. Lying on the bed for a week, not only can eat liquid food every day, but also to be broken apart by Chi Cheng to admire and tease him over and over again.
This is not the most painful thing, the most painful thing is that every time I go to the bathroom, it is like fighting a war. No matter whether you defecate or pee, it is equally tragic. Needless to say about defecating, urinating is really a technical job.
Why do you say that
In the past, when Wu Suowei's butt was not in trouble, he could not feel that the front and back muscles were connected together. As a result, the first time he urinated after the incident, it can be regarded as a mess for him.
As soon as the front is strained, the back will shrink by conditioned reflex, and the pain will be excruciating when you shrink, and you will not be able to urinate if you relax. Urinating has to be done in one go. Once it is interrupted, the back will shrink again, and it will hurt again when you try harder. In the end, it will all be emptied, and there will be a sharp shrink in the back...
Every time I pull up my pants, I burst into tears.
The most effective way to relieve pain is to drink less water and urinate less, but this idea was strongly opposed by the executioner. If you drink less water, you will easily get angry, and if you get angry, you will easily get constipated. If you are constipated, you will still suffer, and it is more tragic than this.
So not only drink, but also drink more, at least eight glasses of water a day, staring at Wu Suowei and drinking it one sip, not even one less sip. Coupled with eating so much liquid food, Wu Suowei lived in dire straits every day.
But how could the stubborn Wu Suowei be defeated so easily? Since you can't avoid urination, let's practice! Work hard to practice until it is emptied once, without interruption, without leaving a single drop of residue.
So every morning, with Chi Cheng's eyes closed, he could hear such a movement.
First it was a long time of luck, then a few babbles, then a panting, followed by a short and powerful turbulent sound of water, a crisp ending, another panting, and then a slow panting after subsiding Swallowing footsteps...
In the end, the big bed swayed a few times, and a big bug crawled up, heaved a sigh of relief, smacked his lips comfortably, and soon a slight snoring sound came from the side.
At this time, Chi Cheng couldn't help but kiss Wu Suowei on the face.
In the past two days, probably because the pain in his butt has subsided, Wu Suowei has thought about other things again.
"I want to eat pork belly."
Chi Cheng paused for a moment holding the stewed wonton stuffed with vegetarian stuffing, and said in a deep voice, "Endure it for another two days, and you'll be tossing around at just a little bit."
"I can't take it anymore." Wu Suowei stared at the seaweed in the chaotic soup with hatred, "I'm a vegetarian all day long, and I'm almost turning into an animal!"
Even if Wu Suowei said so, Chi Cheng was determined not to answer him.
As a result, after eleven o'clock in the evening, while Chi Cheng was taking a shower, Wu Suowei called Gangzi.
"Bring me a bowl of pork belly."
Gangzi hesitated, "It's almost here, where can I buy pork belly?"
"Isn't there a night market?" Wu Suowei said.
"I'm afraid that the things there are not clean. Didn't Chi Cheng say that your stomach has been bad for the past two days?"
Wu Suowei didn't care, "It's okay, just bring me a copy."
Putting down the phone, sucking and sucking, the glutton is already crawling in the stomach.
When Chi Cheng came out of the shower, he saw Wu Suowei lying on the bed with his mouth on the little vinegar bag, wondering what he was thinking. Walking over and clapping his big hand on his back, Wu Suowei immediately let out a muffled roar from his chest.
"What are you doing?" Chi Cheng asked.
Wu Suowei rubbed the small vinegar bag with his nose, and said listlessly, "It smells like meat."
"As for being so greedy?" Chi Cheng leaned against the head of the bed, with one long, powerful leg bent, and the other resting heavily on Wu Suowei's back, mockingly said: "I haven't eaten for several days, right?" Is there 'meat'?"
Wu Suowei naturally knew that this flesh was not that flesh, so he immediately replied with a sullen face.
"You can save a piece to eat, but I don't have that ability."
Chi Cheng smiled and scratched Wu Suowei's neck, Wu Suowei flinched and cursed again and again.
After one o'clock in the evening, Chi Cheng fell asleep, and Wu Suowei went to the bathroom with his clumsy body.
As soon as the bathroom door rang, Chi Cheng woke up. He was always alert when he was sleeping, and Wu Suowei always played such fun "music" in the bathroom. Could he not listen with his ears up
Wu Suowei opened the bathroom window and snapped his fingers outside.
"Gangzi, I'm here."
Gangzi raised his head, and a bucket was hanging from a rope, dangling down from the second floor.
"Put the meat in the bucket." Wu Suowei whispered.
Gangzi felt deeply sad, why did Chicheng abuse you like this
Carefully rewind the rope, lift the bucket to the window, hold it in firmly, shrink back when excited, grinning and making an OK gesture to Gangzi.
Damn! This is meat!
Wu Suowei held it in his hands and tears filled his eyes.
You don’t need chopsticks anymore, just pinch a piece of fat and thin with your hands, it’s so oily and so attractive! Wu Suowei sucked his mouth and sent the meat in, but his hand turned and it went into someone else's mouth.
Uh... When Wu Suowei saw the person squatting next to him, he shrank hard.
"Why are you awake?"
Chi Cheng chewed the meat in his mouth with his sharp teeth, biting heavily.
"It's quite fragrant."
Wu Suowei smashed the jar and picked up a piece shamelessly.
"Then I'll try it too."
Then it ran into Chi Cheng's mouth again, and even took the whole meat bowl.
The hero was hungry for a bite of meat, Wu Suowei held Chi Cheng's arm tightly, and pointed his chin at the smallest piece in the middle, "That's the only piece, I'll eat that small piece."
Chi Cheng's pupils radiated a frightening light, "It's not worth even half a piece."
Wu Suowei saw that nothing was going to happen, and remembered that there was still some broth on his hand, so he quickly raised that finger and stabbed it into someone's mouth again.
Grass!
In the middle of the night, Chi Cheng deliberately ate meat in front of the hungry Wu, and ate it with big mouthfuls, sucking and touching it with gusto.
Wu Suowei glanced sideways, and asked quietly, "Is it very fragrant?"
"improvise."
He ate every piece of meat aggressively, and he was so angry that he went in after a few mouthfuls of half a bowl of meat.
Wu Suowei swallowed and spit, "How fragrant is it?"
Chi Cheng said without raising his head, "It's not as fragrant as your big butt."
Wu Suowei shook his head in resentment.
With the last piece of meat left in the bowl, Chi Cheng coughed lightly on purpose, and Wu Suowei glanced over. Chi Cheng stared at Wu Suowei, with a mocking smile at the corner of his mouth, and slowly stuffed the meat into his mouth under his strict watchful eyes. At this moment, Wu Suowei imagined that Chi Cheng would pounce on him and divide the meat in his mouth in half, even if he chewed it, he would not dislike it.
However, Chi Cheng swallowed it down.
Because of this piece of meat, Wu Suowei was sulking for half the night and didn't fall asleep until morning.
In my dreams, I was eating meat, big pork knuckles that were oily, and they cost 20 cents a catty.
Even though Chi Cheng brushed his teeth, the smell of meat in his mouth was still hard to get rid of completely, Wu Suowei's nose imitated, imitated, and imitated to Chi Cheng's mouth.
Wu Suowei had nocturnal symptoms when he had nothing to do, Chi Cheng was used to it, and when he felt Wu Suowei's thin lips pressed against him, a surge of heat surged in his heart. If a person with night syndrome can come to kiss your mouth, it proves that he already loves you to the bone marrow.
Finally found the meat...
Well!
After this bite, Chi Cheng's eyeballs turned green.
Early the next morning, he provoked the broken corner of his mouth and questioned Gangzi.
"Who asked you to secretly deliver meat to him?"
Gangzi is very innocent, "He asked me to give it away, so I gave it away."
Chi Cheng went crazy, "Don't you know he can't eat meat?"
"I know!" Gangzi said.
Chi Cheng narrowed his eyes, and there was a murderous air in his voice.
"Then you still give it to him?"
Gangzi paused, then said in a low voice: "Didn't you tell me? As long as it is what he asks, no matter right or wrong, I have to follow his will. Even if he is wrong, I know it in my heart. It's over, there's no need to point it out... ahem... is that what you said?"
Chi Cheng's leopard eyes widened, but he couldn't hold back a word.
Driving back, passing a food street, remembering the scene of Wu Suowei gnawing on his mouth last night, he suddenly slammed on the brakes.
…
A large portion of pork belly was placed in front of Wu Suowei.
"eat!"
This word is what Chi Cheng said to Wu Suowei that touched his heart the most.
Like a wild wolf that is extremely hungry, it doesn't know how full it is, and it wipes out the meat in the bowl with the momentum of the wind and clouds.
"Have you enjoyed it?" Chi Cheng asked.
Wu Suowei nodded, "It's so cool!"
Early the next morning, I rushed to the toilet before dawn, sat on the toilet, sweating profusely, scratching my scalp with my hands, and only had one thought in my mind: If you come out to mess around, you will have to pay it back sooner or later!