On the way back, Wu Suowei made up his mind, today is Friday, tomorrow Chi Cheng will rest, and tonight he will have a hearty meal. Thinking of this, Wu Suowei felt that he was at a loss again. Chi Cheng had weekends and weekends, but his company had to operate as usual. It's his turn to buy food today, and he has to pay for the celebrations at other people's homes. Grass!
I originally planned to buy three catties of mutton, but after thinking about it, I changed it to two catties.
Walk into a meat shop and ask, "How much is a catty of mutton?"
The shopkeeper said without hesitation: "Forty-five catties."
"So expensive?" Wu Suowei rolled his eyes, "How did I remember that it was only more than thirty yuan?"
"You get what you pay for, forty-five catties are all fresh-cut mutton, it's not a little fake, I didn't say that, with your current status, you shouldn't care about such a small amount of money, right? Spend two more words Don’t you just want to rest assured? I also have more than thirty catties of mutton here, do you dare to buy it?”
Wu Suowei said bluntly, "I dare to buy, the kind that costs more than thirty yuan a catty, two catties."
The owner, "…"
He went to the vegetable store again, and bought special vegetables, Chicheng's favorite toon sprouts. Because it was too expensive, Wu Suowei didn't even look at it. He wanted to buy the condiments at first, but then he thought there were still some in the refrigerator, so he didn't spend the extra money.
Even though he was saving money, Wu Suowei still muttered before getting into the car, "Damn it, life is hard to live on, one thousand yuan will be gone in one turn."
When eating, Wu Suowei was full of anger again.
The mutton is on his side, and every time he adds to the pot, Chi Cheng always puts down the chopsticks before him. When Wu Suowei's chopsticks went into the pot, there was only a little minced meat left, so he had to add more to the pot, but Chi Cheng picked it up again without chopsticks.
Seeing that two catties of mutton were about to go in, Wu Suowei hadn't eaten two bites yet.
So he took a pot of vegetables and went in, and said to Chi Cheng, "Don't just eat meat, eat some vegetables."
Then, I added two slices of meat with chopsticks and put them in the pot to rinse them, and I didn't let go of the chopsticks during this time. As a result, in a dazed effort, the two pieces of meat held by the chopsticks disappeared, and when he looked up, he was chewing in Chi Cheng's mouth.
Grass! Wu Suowei cursed angrily in his heart.
When the fire subsided, I wanted to pick up my chopsticks, and the tea was also lost by Chi Cheng.
Afterwards, Wu Suowei fought with his life in the pot with Chi Cheng, eating a meal was like fighting.
In the end, Wu Suowei found that the ingredients in his bowl were gone, and asked Chi Cheng, "Do you still have any ingredients?"
Chi Cheng calmly raised the shrunken packaging bag, and then threw it into the trash can.
With a dark face, Wu Suowei went to look in the refrigerator, but couldn't find it after searching for a long time, then went to the kitchen to look for it, but couldn't find it either. In the end, in desperation, I had to use soy sauce tofu and soy sauce to mix it together, and it was suitable as a seasoning.
When I came back, I found that there were only a few slices of meat left on the plate, so I quickly picked them up with chopsticks, took them out almost before they got into the soup, and put them in my own bowl.
Chi Cheng on the opposite side said in a deep voice: "Your meat is not yet cooked. After eating, you will have a stomachache, and then put it back to rinse."
Give me less of this set! Once the meat is cooked, it will go into your mouth!
Thinking about it this way, he picked up all the meat in the bowl and stuffed it into his mouth.
As a result, the mouth was wide open, the meat was all over the mouth, and the chopsticks were snatched away.
Chi Cheng was really good at it, he snatched it with his chopsticks, and without losing any piece of meat, he went straight into Guo. Take it out again, put it into your own condiment bowl, stir it, and stuff it leisurely into your mouth in front of Wu Suowei.
Wu Suowei was stunned for a moment, then dropped his chopsticks with a bang.
"Don't eat!"
Chi Cheng sat across from him and looked at Wu Suowei for a while, with an imperceptible smile on the corner of his mouth, then got up silently, opened the refrigerator, and took out a few boxes of sample mutton from the refrigerated distance below as if by magic.
Pushed it in front of Wu Suowei and teased him, "You really don't want to eat?"
Wu Suowei cast a sideways glance, and asked with little confidence, "Where did you come from?"
"Where did you say it came from?"
Chi Cheng has long been used to it, as long as it is Wu Suowei's turn to buy food, nine out of ten times he will not be full.
He took out the favorite dishes from the kitchen cupboard, brought a clean bowl, poured the newly bought seafood seasonings, added some soup, and pushed it in front of Wu Suowei.
"No one will snatch it from you, eat it."
Wu Suowei was mentally balanced, he ate meat and cooked vegetables slowly.
The mutton bought by Chi Cheng is not the same taste as the Wan Qian bought by Wu Suowei, even if he is not an expert, Wu Suowei can still eat it. The meat Chi Cheng bought was thin and tender, full of smell. Those vegetables are also crispy, green and oily. At first glance, they look like high-quality vegetables listed on the shelves of supermarkets.
We had a nice meal, cleaned up the cupboards together, and went to the bathroom to take a shower and wash up.
After taking off his clothes, as soon as he walked under the nozzle, Wu Suowei met Chi Cheng's mocking gaze.
"Look at what you ate, your stomach is full."
Wu Suowei glanced down, then glanced at Chi Cheng, and said unconvinced: "You eat more than I do! It's just that the muscles in your stomach are so hard that you can't hold it up."
Chi Cheng sneered, "How much exercise do I have after dinner, how much exercise do you have? I work hard, and what I do is physical work. What about you? Go to the bed, move your lips, and work with two lewd screams." son."
Wu Suowei was not angry, turned the water temperature to the lowest, and sprayed all the way towards Chi Cheng.
Later, Chi Cheng hugged him to the wall, sprayed the shower on the inside of his buttocks, Wu Suowei struggled and twisted, cursing Lianlian. Chi Cheng turned up the flow of water and stimulated it fiercely, relentlessly.
The two quarreled and fell into the bathtub, half of Wu Suowei's body was submerged in the water, and half of his body was leaning against Chi Cheng.
"I have a mouth ulcer." Wu Suowei said.
Chi Cheng held Wu Suowei's wet face with his big hands, and said in a deep voice, "Open your mouth and let me see."
"Come on, talking hurts."
A certain person turned black instead of comforting, "It hurts you to eat so much mutton? Don't you know that's getting angry?"
Wu Suowei chuckled, "The mutton you bought is really delicious."
"Change to a vegetarian diet tomorrow."
The smile on Wu Suowei's face immediately froze, and he punched Chi Cheng's lower abdomen with his fist,
"I'm stupid, why? When it's your turn to buy food, you will be a vegetarian. Isn't this cheating me of money?"
Chi Cheng teased, "You are so rich, who would you cheat if you don't?"
"I don't have any money. The money on the account belongs to the company, not my personal assets."
Chi Cheng rubbed the bird for Wu Suowei with a smile, and asked while rubbing, "You have a lot of money hidden in your little treasury, right?"
Wu Suowei raised his brows upside down, and panted twice, "Don't hit me!!"
"You're a cock magnet all the time."
Wu Suowei blushed, "What do you mean?"
"Not only does she not pluck any feathers, but she also sucks feathers from other cocks."
Wu Suowei was startled for a moment, then kicked Chi Cheng hard.
Every time he sees the little picky who doesn't care about every detail, Chi Cheng's heart itch, wanting to pluck a hair from him, either because he cares about this hair, or because he wants to see her grinning with pain.
After taking a shower, Chi Cheng sprayed Wu Suowei's face with medicine, and just after spraying, Wu Suowei let out a bah and uttered a foul word.
"What kind of JB smell? It's really bad."
Chi Cheng's dark realization was projected onto Wu Suowei's mouth, and he said faintly: "Do you smell like JB? Come, let me smell it."
As he spoke, he pushed Wu Suowei down on the bed, and he had to take off his bathrobe to do things.
"Don't... don't make trouble..."
Wu Suowei hastily twisted Chi Cheng's wrist, and said to him with a pale face, "Didn't you always want a new pair of cashmere pants? I bought them for you, try to see if you can wear them."
Chi Cheng took the cashmere trousers over and had a look. They were a size too small, but he didn't make a sound, and struggled to put them on under Wu Suowei's expectant eyes.
As the salesperson said, the cashmere pants are high-elastic, and they are basically no problem to wear. The waist and legs are a bit tight, but they are basically bearable. It's just that the crotch is really a bit difficult, the two buttons are pushed out, and it feels like it's about to explode.
Wu Suowei also discovered this problem, and couldn't help muttering in his heart, why is Chang Nima so big
Chi Cheng said, "If you don't want to make me miserable, you'd better change to a bigger size."
Wu Suowei didn't want to say that this was a special price, and he didn't want to spend money to buy a new one, so he unbuttoned the two buttons on Chi Cheng's crotch, took out Chi Cheng's guy, and let it hang out.
Ask again: "Are you still holding back?"
Chi Cheng shook his head.
Wu Suowei was rather appreciative, "Then dress like this."
just dress like this... dress like this... wear...
Chi Cheng stretched his hand underneath, supported the dragon with his palm, and gave Wu Suowei a sidelong glance.
"I want to go out dressed like this, are you at ease?"
"..."
Lying on the bed, Wu Suowei secretly thought: Wang Shuo gave Chi Cheng a snake, and Chi Cheng raised it for seven years. Then I give him some cashmere pants, can he wear them for seven years? After thinking about it, I asked.
Chi Cheng said: "If you only buy me this one, I can wear it for a lifetime."
What a touching sentence, but in the ears of the magnet rooster, the taste changed immediately.
Grass, it sounds like this one is not good, and you want me to buy another one
After more than N rounds of fierce fighting, Wu Suowei was still able to chat with Chi Cheng for a few words, which proved that the iron butt skill was about to be completed. The lights were all turned off, and the eyelids almost closed, Wu Suowei finally realized something.
"Chicheng, did you eat all the broken lamb I bought?"
Chi Cheng held the back of Wu Suowei's head with his big hand, and asked, "Is that broken?"
In fact, he ate it at the first bite. The mutton was not pure, and duck was mixed in it.
Wu Suowei felt very uncomfortable, "Why do you want to eat that? Don't we have a lot of high-quality mutton left in the refrigerator?"
"Do I dare to throw it away?" Chi Cheng said in a low voice, "I threw yours away to play with me. If I don't throw it away in the refrigerator, I might let you eat it someday."
Wu Suowei was very sorry, he gritted his teeth and said, "Tomorrow, I'll change into a pair of big-sized cashmere trousers for you."
Chi Cheng snorted, "Forget it, it's good to just dress like that."
"Then you have to wear thicker clothes underneath, and be careful of air leakage."
Chi Cheng rubbed the back of Wu Suowei's head with his rough palm, but said nothing.
Wu Suowei thought about it, and said, "Why don't you do this? Don't you always say that I only eat and don't work? I'll serve you tomorrow, what do you think?"
Chi Cheng cast a very masculine look, "That's fine."
So, with the opposite idea, but with the same smile, the two hugged each other and fell asleep.