Counter Attack

Chapter 132: Wu big eyes

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Ever since Chi Cheng said this, Wu Suowei stopped thinking about it, and started dating Chi Cheng sincerely. Although it can't be compared with his stalking attitude towards Yue Yue back then, compared to the previous days, Wu Suowei really has a lot more "pro" with Chi Cheng.

Chi Cheng's work is relatively free, so he often drives Wu Suowei to work, because the distance between the company and his home is relatively far, and during rush hour, he can be stuck in traffic for more than half an hour. Wu Suowei didn't get enough sleep, Chi Cheng wanted him to take a nap on the road, he got up early every day and sent him to the company, and then drove to work by himself.

There is one day every week when Wu Suowei also picks up Chi Cheng to and from get off work. Either that day is free, or Wu Suowei's machismo broke out, so he insisted on following such a form.

The two rarely talk about work together, but they always worry about each other secretly.

Chi Cheng is really dedicated to Wu Suowei's company, he takes care of everything big and small, he is basically equivalent to a vice president, and sometimes his deterrent power is greater than that of the president. Wu Suowei didn't treat Chi Cheng badly either, and made friends with many of Chi Cheng's colleagues in private. Because of him, Chi Cheng's attitude towards those people changed a lot, and his popularity in the unit became better and better.

Today is another day when Wu Suowei's machismo broke out, he got up early in the morning yawning and insisted on sending Chi Cheng to work. The company was working overtime again, and Chi Cheng stood at the door of the unit for more than an hour after get off work, but Wu Suowei hadn't arrived yet. If he took a taxi to find Wu Suowei by himself, he would dare to ignore him for three days.

So Chi Cheng could only wait.

At seven o'clock in the evening, the lights in many rooms of the office building were extinguished, and Wu Suowei hurried over.

Chi Cheng's colleague Xiao Pan happened to come out of the building and saw Wu Suowei's car parked outside, so he couldn't help teasing Chi Cheng, "Wu Dayan'er came to pick you up again?"

"What do you call him?" Chi Cheng asked.

"Wu Dayan'er! Look at his big eyes, they are black and bright. The other day I had a drink with Tongzi and talked about it. He said that Wu Dayan'er's face was like a map of China. It occupies 8 million square kilometers, and 1.6 million stabs are distributed with other facial features, hahahaha..."

Chi Cheng stared at him and smiled, said nothing, and walked towards Wu Suowei's car.

The chattering in the car was very lively, Chi Cheng knew it, and Wu Suowei didn't know where to learn from such a bag of birds. One of the things he must do every time he goes out to inspect is to dig out bird nests, and his hobby has spread throughout the company.

"Don't always feed it these wild foods in the future." Chi Cheng said, "If you feed it so badly, you won't eat other feeds."

Wu Suowei ignored his quarrel, stuffed something delicious into the mouth of the small vinegar bag, and let Chi Cheng feed the food that was not delicious, good people let him do it, so Er Bao recognized his brother, and Gan Dad is not so close anymore.

Passing one restaurant after another, Wu Suowei slowed down the car, thinking about what to have for dinner.

"By the way, we haven't eaten a leek box for a long time." Wu Suowei said.

Chi Cheng immediately denied it, "You forgot to eat it once last week, and you suffered from vomiting and diarrhea for most of the night? Now the leeks have been sprayed with pesticides, and they need to be soaked for at least half an hour to wash them thoroughly. How can Pu have such patience?"

Wu Suowei said, "I haven't forgotten it, but I still want to eat it."

"Eat Miaoxiang." Chi Cheng said.

Wu Suowei said, "It doesn't smell like leeks."

"Either eat Miaoxiang's, or don't eat it." Chi Cheng's tone was blunt.

Wu Suowei didn't listen to what he said, he braked suddenly and stopped in front of a restaurant.

He made a gesture to go down, but was grabbed by Chi Cheng.

"I can't hold you down anymore, can I?" Chi Cheng's tone turned cold.

As soon as Wu Suowei met Chi Cheng's gaze, his hostility was driven back by more than half. There was no other way. When most people saw Chi Cheng's eyes, they would have already picked up a corner of Miaoxiang pie and squatted in a corner with tears streaming down their faces. have eaten. Wu Suowei is quite kind, being intimidated by this kind of gaze, he dared to take a step back and negotiate conditions with Chi Cheng.

"Should I buy a bunch of leeks and bake them at home? I soak them for more than an hour, and I don't believe they can't be washed clean."

Chi Cheng grimaced, "You want to eat that much?"

Wu Suowei nodded.

"I'd rather have vomiting and diarrhea than take this bite?"

Wu Suowei nodded.

Chi Cheng didn't withdraw from him, and Wu Suowei's "axis energy" has not lasted for a day or two. He wants to plan to do something, and he will never give up until it is finished. It's like the last time he wanted to eat meat, he would rather cry and howl in the bathroom after eating, but he had to eat this meat in his stomach. So Chi Cheng has been worrying about one thing, Wu Suowei won't sleep by himself once, will he have to fight to the death

His tone softened, and he asked Wu Suowei, "Can you bake boxes?"

It was rare for Chi Cheng to let go, Wu Suowei had to nod, but in fact he just watched Wu's mother do it.

Chi Cheng drove the car to an organic vegetable plantation and bought two bundles of pure green leeks without pesticides. Even so, it took a long time to soak them back home.

The two officially started work.

Wu Suowei was in charge of kneading the dough, Chi Cheng was in charge of chopping the stuffing.

Chi Cheng has used all kinds of knives before, but he has never used a kitchen knife. The knife can be held steadily, but it doesn't cut very well. Wu Suowei turned his head and took a look, trying to push him back, "Are you using this leek for frying or making stuffing? Can you chop it finer?"

Chi Cheng asked back, "Can you make the noodles softer?"

Wu Suowei pretended to understand, "It's not easy to reveal the truth when the face is solid."

After speaking, he rubbed it hard twice.

Chi Cheng started to put seasonings into the stuffing, he had a strong taste, he put so much salt and Wu Suowei turned a blind eye to it, but as soon as he added two drops of sesame oil, the magnet rooster crowed beside him.

"Take it easy, it costs more than forty yuan a bottle!"

Chi Cheng said, "If you think it's too expensive, next time we won't buy minced meat, just cut a piece from your buttocks, and you'll have all the meat and oil." Kneaded two handfuls.

As a result, this kneading was a bad thing, Chi Cheng put his hand on it and was reluctant to take it off. He kneaded Wu Suowei on the bottom, and Wu Suowei kneaded the dough on the top, and finally kneaded the dough until it was so hard that it could make his diamond My brain is dizzy.

Originally, Wu Suowei had confidence in his own noodles, so he put the stuffing in, wrapped it into a small bun, and then used a rolling pin to make pancakes. In the end, the rolling didn't matter, all the stuffing sprayed out, spattering Wu Suowei's hand.

Grass, what's the matter

Wu Suowei showed embarrassment, and under Chi Cheng's mocking gaze, he smoothed things over for himself.

"It's okay, just treat it as pizza."

The leek box was brought to the table, Wu Suowei managed to bite off a piece, chewed a few mouthfuls with great effort, and was almost salted to death.

"It's too salty, you put too much salt in it."

Chi Cheng poured a little vinegar into his bowl and said, "Dip some vinegar and it won't be salty."

"Well, just another cucumber."

As Wu Suowei said, he picked up a cucumber, took a bite out of the cucumber and ate a piece of pancake, took a bite out of the cucumber and ate a bite out of the pancake, and made the opposite male dog stare at him as he ate it. Later, for some reason, the cucumber ran into the buttocks, and it took three hours to finish a meal.

Before going to bed at night, Wu Suowei brushed his teeth in the bathroom very seriously. Ever since he was with Chi Cheng, his living habits have become particularly good, not because Chi Cheng forced him, but because he is strict with himself. Take brushing his teeth as an example. He read in a magazine that not washing the tongue can cause bad breath in the morning. Since then, he has to clean his tongue very carefully every day, and after brushing his teeth, he has to put disinfectant in his mouth, and he goes to bed after being completely clean.

Every time Chi Cheng sees Wu Suowei holding a toothbrush and poking it around in his mouth with a serious expression, he feels very beautiful in his heart. Wu Suowei's rhetoric is to improve personal hygiene, but in fact Chi Cheng's heart is clear, he is afraid that he will not kiss him.

The next day, Xiao Pan, who was called "Wu Dayan'er", was walking on the road, and someone blindfolded him for some reason, and then the person punched him on the left eye through the palm of his hand.

At that time, his head was buzzing, and when he opened his eyes, the person who attacked him had disappeared.

Grass! Who is so wicked

When I got back to the unit and looked in the mirror, there was no bruise around the eyes, and I was relieved that it was not damaged. As a result, after staring at the computer for a while, my left eye began to shed tears. At first I thought it was eye fatigue, so I put some eye drops on it, but it didn’t work.

Little Pan didn't know at the time that his tear ducts had been damaged, so he knew to complain to the tube next door.

"Damn it, I was so unlucky today. On the way to work, someone punched me in the eye and shed tears for a whole day. It would be fine if both eyes flowed together, but Nima's eye would flow from one eye. It's so uncomfortable. "

Just finished speaking, Zhizi looked at him with tears in his eyes, because he also had the same experience.

"Which eye are you?" Zhizi asked.

"Left eye, what's wrong?"

"My right eye."

"..."

Since then, no one has dared to call "Wu Dayan'er" anymore, and they always call General Manager Wu respectfully when they meet each other.