Counter Attack

Chapter 161: In fact, humans are poisonous too

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Although Chi Cheng had moved out of the suburbs long ago, but at that time the house had not expired, so he did not return it. These days the house expired, and the landlord frequently called Gangzi to remind him, because Chi Cheng stayed there. He didn't dare to move out a lot of things easily, so he urged the people here to hurry over and clean them up.

After work in the evening, Chi Cheng accompanied Wu Suowei to have dinner together. "

I have to go to the suburbs in a while, do you want to go with me? "

"No." Wu Suowei said, "I'll go and stay with Jiang Xiaoshuai for a while."

Chi Cheng glanced at Wu Suowei, his tone slightly unhappy.

"Why are you looking for him?"

"I have to chat with him every once in a while, or I feel uneasy. Sometimes Xiaoshuai is like my spiritual sustenance. In the same way, I may talk to anyone and get the same answer, but never If he said it out of his mouth, I would feel inexplicably at ease, I... "

"Do you still want to go?" Chi Cheng interrupted Wu Suowei. Wu Suowei drank his soup in suspense.

"Drink less." Chi Cheng said, "I'm stuck in traffic for a while and want to pee, but I can't find a toilet."

Wu Suowei said loudly, "What are you afraid of? Anyway, it's night, so go out and find a place to pee!"

Chi Cheng glanced at Wu Suowei with gloomy eyes, and then called out "waiter."

The waiter came over.

"I want a bottle of mineral water."

Soon, a bottle of mineral water was delivered to the table. There was a potted plant next to Chi Cheng, he unscrewed the bottle cap and poured mineral water into the pot.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Wu Suowei was anxious, "If you don't drink, give it to me? Why do you pour it?"

Chi Cheng squeezed the mineral water bottle and handed it to Wu Suowei.

"Fill this bottle for me when you come back."

Wu Suowei immediately understood Chi Cheng's meaning, and reluctantly said, "Isn't it okay if I urinate in the street? I'm holding back, can't I urinate when I come back?"

"Take it." Chi Cheng's attitude was cold and firm.

Wu Suowei was annoyed, "What if it doesn't exist? Do you want to force it into it?"

"You drank so much soup and drank a bottle of beer before, there must be some. Not only do you have to fill it, but you have to fill it up. If the tube is not full, you have to fill it up."

Just as Wu Suowei was about to refute, Chi Cheng blocked him forcefully. "One more squeak to change the barrel."

"..."

Getting in the car, Wu Suowei threw the mineral water bottle on the passenger seat, feeling angrily in his heart, what's the matter? If you go to chat for a day, you have to bring a bottle of urine back!

On the way to the suburbs, Gangzi asked Chi Cheng, "Do you know who first found out that Wang Shuo is in Beijing?"

"Found?" Chi Cheng glanced sideways at Gangzi, "Didn't he go to look for Guo Chengyu after he came?"

"No, Li Wang told me that it was Guo Chengyu who found Wang Shuo driving on the road, and crossed the guardrail to stop him. If Guo Chengyu hadn't stopped him, Wang Shuo would have left." Chi Cheng He snorted coldly, "His eyes are quite good."

"Li Wang is also wondering." Gangzi said, "We have been separated for seven years, and Guo Chengyu can still recognize Wang Shuo from the crowd at a glance, and he is still driving, really capable!" The temperature on Chi Cheng's face lower and lower.

Gangzi glanced at him from the corner of his eye, hesitating whether to say anything later.

"Say." The fewer words in the order, the less likely it is to disobey.

Chi Cheng's hard browbones protruded out of two cold outlines, his heart was like the night outside the window, and he couldn't see his fingers. After making a few detours in the path, he finally arrived at the bungalows that Chi Cheng had rented before. Cao Cao calculated that Chi Cheng had also lived here for four or five years, and he had bought a lot of messy things. The furniture is okay, anyone who wants to move it out, the key is to keep snakes for a long time, the room is dark and damp, there are cracks in many places, and I have been busy repairing them these days. After getting out of the car, Gangzi went back together with those people.

Chi Cheng turned around in his private parts, although he used to live here to be quiet, but after living here for so many years, no matter how deserted he is, he still has feelings. The small pond at the door was flooded. In the past, in this season, many small heads would emerge from the water. Those were his sons, swimming around in it. Chi Cheng squatted by the pond and smoked a cigarette, watching the deep light glowing in the pool water shrouded in night.

Suddenly, there was a movement in the grass. After raising snakes for so many years, Chi Cheng could naturally tell that it was a snake. To his surprise, he emptied the snake before leaving, but the smell of this snake was still very familiar.

In addition to the piercing sound, Chi Cheng could also vaguely hear people panting. Walking along with the sound, he pushed aside the thick grass with his feet, the scene in front of him made his chest tremble. Wang Shuo was lying in the grass, with his hands under his head, looking at the sky with cold eyes. There was a small snake around his neck, but it was no bigger than a finger. His gaze was sharp.

Chi Cheng didn't speak, and stared fixedly at Wang Shuo on the ground. Wang Shuo turned his eyes quickly and smiled narrowly.

"Why don't you go home and lie down at night?" Chi Cheng's tone was very stiff, but Wang Shuo didn't care at all. With his hands resting on his head, his body was as if he had no bones, his cold and charming gaze deliberately sized Chi Cheng up, like a snake watching its prey. "During the six months you moved away, I often came here to play, but you didn't know it."

Chi Cheng's eyes changed, and he said, "Ma Lier, go back to sleep."

"I'm going to sleep here today."

Chi Cheng leaned down, pulled Wang Shuo up, and stared at him fiercely, "Don't give me a moth, which time should I go back!"

Wang Shuo still had an unscrupulous smile on his face, "If you're like this, I'll think you're feeling sorry for me for catching a cold."

"Can you die if you don't do it?" Chi Cheng's expression was extremely cold. Wang Shuo was silent for a moment, then suddenly smiled.

"When you moved the snake back then, you dropped a snake egg." As he spoke, he raised the arm that was coiled around the snake, and held it in front of Chi Cheng, "That's it."

At this moment, Chi Cheng suddenly had the illusion that Wang Shuo was still the same ignorant person from the beginning.

He has always remembered a sentence, only people with extremely clean hearts can stay with animals intimately. If it wasn't for the subsequent series of events, he would have always thought this to be the truth.

"Why didn't you show up after staying here for half a year?" Chi Cheng asked.

Wang Shuo said lightly to Chi Cheng, "I often show up here, it's just because you don't come."

"The snake has already moved, why should I come here?" Chi Cheng suddenly raised his tone.

Wang Shuo laughed again, "Your heart has moved, how did you find me?"

Chi Cheng was stunned for a moment, then said silently, "Go back." After finishing speaking, he turned and walked away. After walking a dozen steps, his eyes suddenly turned hard, and he stepped back in a few strides, squatted down and grabbed Wang Shuo's collar , roared "Get out!"

Wang Shuo still prostrated himself on the ground, forcefully pulled Chi Cheng's hand away from his collar, and kept his ears on the turf. "Did you know? Your walking pace hasn't changed at all, 3 steps per second, 161 centimeters."

Chi Cheng stood up slowly, deciding to stay away from this person who made him uneasy.

"The big yellow dragon is dead." Wang Shuo said behind Chi Cheng. Chi Cheng's footsteps did not stop. Wang Shuo suddenly stood up from the grass, rushed towards Chi Cheng, jumped on him and grabbed his neck, and shouted with red eyes, "Chi Cheng, you are not a fucking human, you actually killed the big yellow dragon!" !!"

Chi Cheng said one word at a time, "Since you did this kind of thing, all the snakes here deserve to die." Wang Shuo suddenly took the poisonous snake that had been raised for half a year in his hand to his mouth, and bit it seven inches up. Snake blood sprayed Chi Cheng's face. Chi Cheng's pupils burst, and the roar shook the ground. "You fucking don't want to live anymore?!"

Wang Shuo was still calm and calm, "Don't you know? In fact, people are also poisonous." After finishing speaking, he threw the dead snake to the ground, and slammed Chi Cheng's mouth with bloody thin lips. superior.

Wu Suowei and Jiang Xiaoshuai were chatting, and suddenly felt the urge to urinate, and after finishing the bathroom, he walked out with a happy face, and before he reached the door of the bathroom, his expression changed. "Grass!" He rushed back to the toilet, watching the water flow away the golden water he had finally grasped. He came out with a troubled face, put the bottle on the table, and said to Jiang Xiaoshuai, "Lend me some pee."

"What?" Jiang Xiaoshuai was stunned.

Wu Suowei said, "Did you urinate?"

"Just about to pee." Jiang Xiaoshuai made a gesture to get up.

"Don't go!" Wu Suowei stopped Jiang Xiaoshuai suddenly, and lifted the mineral water bottle to his crotch, "Piss here, pee here."

Jiang Xiaoshuai had a black face, "Brother, I'm not as nasty as you."

"It's really urgent!" Wu Suowei told Jiang Xiaoshuai about Chi Cheng's previous request. Jiang Xiaoshuai couldn't help thinking, "Is he jealous enough?"

"He's just trying to find fault, because he doesn't like me."

"Then you still listen to him like that?" Jiang Xiaoshuai said as he wanted to throw the bottle away. Wu Suowei quickly stopped him, "I don't even want to listen to him, the point is that if I don't bring a bottle of urine home, he will definitely try to force me to pee when I shouldn't."

Jiang Xiaoshuai's crotch tightened, his eyes were sinister, "Couldn't you have been incontinent by him?"

The corner of Wu Suowei's mouth twitched twice, "Why are you asking this?"

Jiang Xiaoshuai chuckled, "I almost forgot, I saw him peeing on you."

Wu Suowei swept Jiang Xiaoshuai's abdomen around, almost forcing Jiang Xiaoshuai's bastard out.

"Stop making trouble, stop making trouble..." Jiang Xiaoshuai surrendered, "Is it okay if I pee for you?" He said and brought the mineral water bottle into the bathroom.

Wu Suowei was lying behind the door trying to peek, but was kicked out by Jiang Xiaoshuai. "Go, go, what are you looking at?"

Wu Suowei smirked, "Don't you want to be watched by so many men when you go to the public restroom? What are you afraid of? Let me see." Jiang Xiaoshuai kicked Wu Suowei out.