The length of Wu Suowei's reflex arc is really not covered.
When Chi Cheng saw Wu Suowei's blank expression at the funeral, it was not because he was overly sad, but because he had never believed this fact. After crying, Wu Suowei realized that his old lady was really gone, no matter how early or early he returned home, he would never see the old lady busy in the kitchen.
And Chi Cheng came at the right time, after the two got back together, Wu Suowei's pain of losing his mother really came.
These days, Wu Suowei's company had an annual holiday, and Chi Cheng's unit was also on holiday. It was originally a day for relaxation and entertainment, but Wu Suowei was depressed every day, and couldn't cheer up for anything.
Moreover, his nerves became extremely sensitive, as long as he saw something that reflected maternal love, his emotions would plummet, and it took a long time to recover.
For example, that day when the two of them were watching a comedy on the sofa, Wu Suowei's mood had just improved, and suddenly a public service advertisement promoting maternal love was interrupted. Wu Suowei's face was instantly gloomy, and he went back to the bedroom in silence.
Sometimes he would lose his temper for no reason, drop his chopsticks and leave while eating.
Chi Cheng has been trying to make him happy these days, showing extraordinary patience, no matter how extreme Wu Suowei's actions are, he has a good temper and endured it, never getting angry at Wu Suowei.
Relying on the fact that someone was in pain, Wu Suowei happily vented the depression in his heart.
He has become Chi Cheng's real belt, which he keeps on wherever he goes, for fear that he will lose it if he is not careful.
It's the end of the year in a blink of an eye, although gift givers always come to the door, and the family has a mountain of New Year's goods, but in order to make Wu Suowei feel better, Chi Cheng always takes him shopping these few days.
Going to the supermarket in the morning, the two of them are picking in the front, and Gangzi is pushing the cart in the back.
Wu Suowei basically didn't need to speak, he just kept his eyes fixed, and quickly threw things into the car.
Chi Cheng knew that he loved big cherries, so he moved more than 200 catties of big cherries to the car in boxes, Wu Suowei didn't say anything at first, but after seeing Chi Cheng holding them endlessly, he finally held down his hand.
"Too expensive, buy less."
Sometimes, when Wu Suowei took the initiative to say a word, Chi Cheng would be relieved a lot, and he didn't care about spending any money.
"Do you want a drink?" Chi Cheng asked.
Wu Suowei nodded.
In the past, these were all forbidden products. Drinking too much beverages would make you fat, not to mention affecting your figure, the most important thing is that it is easy to make your bones weak. In case of some "vigorous exercise", how can it be done without a strong bone
But now Wu Suowei is in the greatest mood, as long as he is happy, he can drink as much as he likes.
Chi Cheng didn't even look at it, he just put Wu Suowei's favorite drink into the shopping cart.
"Buy a bottle of Coke." Wu Suowei asked.
This should be placed in normal times, and it will be exchanged for a general training.
"What to drink? Drink a bottle of Coke and gain a pound of meat. Who will show you if you gain weight?"
Chi Cheng is not good at saying things against his will, he won't be like those model good men who say that no matter what you become, I will like you. People will tell the truth directly, I will pay less attention to you if you gain a catty of meat, you can figure it out for yourself.
Not anymore, Wu Suowei bought it whenever he asked, and bought a big bottle.
Just as he was about to put it in the car, Wu Suowei stopped him.
"Don't, wait a minute, buy the special price, get a small bottle for the big bottle."
Okay, I want two bottles at once.
Chi Cheng had a rare good temper, "Okay, you can buy whatever you say."
The expression on Wu Suowei's face finally eased a little.
Then the two went to the fruit area, Wu Suowei stared at the mangosteen in a daze.
"I don't know if this mangosteen tastes good or not."
Without further ado, Chi Cheng broke open one, picked up two pieces of flesh and stuffed them into Wu Suowei's mouth.
The salesperson was anxious, "Hey, we don't allow you to try this fruit."
Chi Cheng glanced at the salesperson, who suddenly didn't dare to say anything.
Chi Cheng asked Wu Suowei directly: "Is it sweet?"
Wu Suowei nodded.
Chi Cheng raised his chin and signaled Gangzi to carry a box to the car. When calculating the price, he calculated an extra catty and blocked the salesman's mouth.
Chi Cheng led him to the men's skin care counter again. There was one obvious difference between Wu Suowei and Wang Shuo, and that was the love for that face. The former regards washing his face as physical work, and he dares to do so only if he is energetic. The latter regards cleaning as a project and completes it seriously every day.
Moreover, his attitude towards Chi Cheng's face and his own is completely opposite.
Chi Cheng's face greeted casually, buying whatever is cheap. A bottle of Dabao lasts for two years.
He is never ambiguous about his own face, not for non-international famous brands, and will read the manual carefully before using it. So much so that the rough old face when he smashed the bricks two years ago is now slippery, and he can't even see the slightest pimple marks.
"Sir, you originally had a very healthy honey-colored skin. I wonder if it's because of excessive fatigue that your complexion is a bit dull. This revitalizing lotion can stimulate the vitality of the skin and brighten the complexion."
Wu Suowei took it over to have a look, then handed it to Chi Cheng to have a look.
"How about it?"
Chi Cheng directly asked the salesperson to make an order.
"Wait a moment."
Wu Suowei picked up another bottle with similar effect, checked it repeatedly, and muttered: "This bottle costs 990 yuan for 50ml, this bottle costs 1345 yuan for 70ml, divide 990 by 50, one five gets five, five nine forty-five, five Eighty-forty, co-authoring is 19 yuan and 8 one milliliter, 1345 divided by 70, one seven gets seven, seven nine sixty-three, two seven and fourteen, co-authoring is 19 yuan and 2 one milliliter... "
Wu Suowei's fingers were drawing and pulling in mid-air, very serious.
Chi Cheng likes the behavior of Wu Suowei's little slack, the more he cares about it, the more energetic he is. So he didn't interrupt, and looked at him with smiling eyes.
As a result, when Wu Suowei worked hard to calculate it, he suddenly found that he had forgotten a known condition.
"Who spends the money?" asked Chi Cheng.
Chi Cheng shook the card in his hand.
"Then I want it all."
It was useless to co-author those efforts just now.
Wu Suowei's mood suddenly improved a lot, and he walked away happily with his shopping bag.
As soon as he turned around, three or four salesmen from the counter next to him came to the counter together, and he heard the salesman showing off excitedly, "These two are definitely a couple, oh my god, they are so cute, I just took a sneak shot. A few photos, take a look at this one, Xiao Gong is staring at Xiao Shou."
Immediately there were screams.
"Wow, so gentle, I'm so jealous."
"As soon as the two of them walked over, I immediately followed them. Xiao Gong is so cool, and Xiao Shou is also super seductive."
"Look at this picture, Xiao Shou's little eyes are flying, so terribly flirtatious."
"Ah... I can't take it anymore!"
"..."
Originally, Wu Suowei was in a good mood after leaving the skin care product counter area, but halfway to the men's clothing counter area, he passed the middle-aged and elderly clothing counter area. One of the clothes hanging in it was very similar to the one he bought for Wu Ma last year. Wu Ma kept it in the closet and didn't put it on once until she was buried.
Seeing Wu Suowei standing still, the salesperson stepped forward to greet him warmly.
"Sir, if you need anything, you can come in and have a look. It's on sale now. It's Chinese New Year. Let's buy a new dress for mom."
Wu Suowei's face that had just been relieved turned gloomy in an instant.
Chi Cheng wanted to strangle the salesman to death.
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Sleeping at night, Chi Cheng hugged Wu Suowei, desperately wanting to do something else.
Wu Suowei looked at Chi Cheng with gloomy eyes and said, "I'm not interested in that."
Of course Chi Cheng would not force Wu Suowei.
Wu Suowei suddenly felt sorry for Chi Cheng.
"I'll be fine." Wu Suowei said with a smooth chest, "I have this confidence that I'll be fine in a short time."
After finishing speaking, I got into bed and wanted to fuck my mother.
Chi Cheng got out of bed, took out the prankster Gangzi bought from the toy store in the shopping mall, thinking of teasing Wu Suowei and making him feel better.
"You poke his ass and he barks."
Chi Cheng hadn't tried it before, after all, he wasn't good at playing with such childish things.
Wu Suowei took it over and looked at it, he was really happy, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.
Then, a real poke.
As a result, the villain screamed.
"Son! Son! Son! Son!"
What if someone else, after hearing this claim, must be angry and happy, and take advantage of me? But for Wu Suowei who had just lost his mother, the sound of his son was really digging his heart.
As soon as the villain yelled, Chi Cheng had two words in his mind - it's over.
Sure enough, Wu Suowei crawled back into bed, this time completely silent.
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The next day, Chi Cheng went to find Jiang Xiaoshuai.
Jiang Xiaoshuai looked wary, "What are you doing?"
"I'll give you a chance to make up for your mistakes." Chi Cheng said, "Wu Suowei is depressed every day, you know him best, tell me what I can do to make him feel better."
Jiang Xiaoshuai pondered for a moment, then said: "He loves to listen to songs, aren't you good at singing? Go back and sing him two songs."
Chi Cheng didn't say anything.
Jiang Xiaoshuai reminded, "He doesn't like to listen to elegant music, he likes to listen to the kind of pop songs that are played on a loop in the shampoo shop. Also, it's best to sing bad songs seven or eight years ago. You know, his reflex arc is very long."
"For example?" Chi Cheng asked.
Jiang Xiaoshuai thought for a while, "Just "Big City, Little Love". I heard him hum it a few days ago."
Therefore, Chi Cheng started to learn after returning, because he hadn't sang for a long time, and his sense of music decreased, so he learned it after listening to it N times.
It's the first time to do such a low-ranking thing, and even when I'm old, I still use singing to coax my family.
The tough man is so gentle that it would kill him, especially with his good voice, it almost intoxicated Wu Suowei's heart.
"The black hair is coiled at the end, entwining all the nostalgia for you, separated by the translucent curtain, the language spoken in the mouth is not deceiving at all..."
Wu Suowei felt that countless rose petals appeared in front of his eyes, one after another, and he regained the throbbing of the first love.
"Don't say forever, lest you think I'm unrealistic, as simple as you think, it's the philosophy my mother told me..."
Wu Suowei was intoxicated, suddenly, his eyes froze.
It is the philosophy that "Mom" told me, the philosophy that "Mom" told me, and what "Mom" told me... infinite loop.
The practice is very suitable for the mouth, and it is not until I sing it that something is wrong.
Chi Cheng choked.
The rose petals in front of Wu Suowei's eyes turned into hailstones, and a thunderbolt hit him on the head.
Then, he got into bed and secretly wiped his tears.
Chi Cheng gritted his teeth secretly, this lyricist really sucks! Why if my mother told me the philosophy? Can't it be grandpa? Can't it be the second uncle
After thinking about what is there and what is not, I have to return to reality, let's coax, what can I do if I don't coax
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